it doesn't matter how hard you work out as a girl, if you weren't born with long blonde hair, long legs then you'll never make it
>you will never be every guys dream
>>37284493
Okay
I don't need no man anyway :^)
>posts picture of generic, aging mom tier female
Start over
>>37284521
How dare you
Amanda Seyfried is a qt
>i will always be a midget
>>37284521
>mom
>bad
thats every womans goal
Blonde hair fags have no standards
Have you actually taken a second to look at her face?
>>37284493
I don't like blondes personally
>>37284558
She's adorable
Lookslike a little bird
Falling for a brunette right now she blows blondes out of the water
>>37284545
ayy lmao
>>37284596
>Falling for a brunette
please tell me more stuff like this
somewhat drunk and needing validation
>>37284596
I agree. I feel that a beautiful brunette > beautiful blonde. but an medium brunette is < medium blonde.
my penis has no eyes
>>37284493
Bitch what the fuck is you talking about?
Fat bald black chicks still get penises thrown their way...
I guess anything less than a 10/10 pure Nordic literal descendant of the all-father Odin millionaire neurosurgeon professional athlete attorney musician is complete shit tier to you.
>>37284636
>when a brunette's hair goes through all the hues from yellow-gold to black in the sunlight
i miss my ex ;_;
blonde hair is only desirable on women. If you're a man with blonde hair, you need to up your test and hope to god that it turns dark.
>>37284708
yeah now i still feel like shit cause i have jet black hair
>>37284493
It would be quite weird to be born with long hair though
>>37284667
why do girls overshop their pictures like this
Why would I want a blonde haired gf? I'd rather lift for and be proud of members of my own race.
>>37284735
I was born bald (and remained bald until about 1 and a half years old for some reason) but my sister was born with shoulder length hair
I like brunettes more though
>>37284493
White, cute and femenine are the only things that matter to me
Only want to smash blondes, but want to marry a qt brunette desu senpai-a-lam
>>37284810
but your kids will have dark hair
>>37284816
But I have dark brown hair with grey eyes :^)
>>37284493
Eye color is much more important than hair color.
I want to marry a brunette but at the same time I want blond children
>>37284868
>wanting blonde children
if you have blonde daughters, you're doing god's work. If you have blonde sons, take them out into the country and leave them. No one needs genetically inferior men with higher estrogen levels. Dark haired white guys >>>> everything.
>>37284708
fuck you man. i miss my ex now too. I ran my fingers through her hair every single night to help her fall asleep. Every single night for over a year.
>>37284708
aw bro nice feels
>>37284880
holy shit bro your pussy is showing lol
>>37284880
Shit man, how do you get over her?
>>37284904
total homo but i just finished doing a yoga practice and now im drinking chamomile tea. i dont even care.
>>37284908
a lot of drinking
>>37284878
Well, thanks. That's good for my self esteem. I'm white with dark hair and always wanted to be blond. Everybody in my family is blonde with green/blue eyes except for me lol
>tfw guy i like's exes are all blonde with blue eyes
I have black hair and dark brown eyes
will i ever make it?
>>37284904
Lmao this
>>37284938
women with light features are the pinnacle of beauty. Men with light features, on the other hand, are the lowest on the totem pole in terms of dating and breeding quality. No, I'm not talking about blacks or muslims, I mean white guys with dark features. You're blessed. Even uncle hitler had dark features and that's why he was a LEADER as opposed to his genetically inferior blonde counterparts. Even he knew this lol.
>>37284956
>dark brown eyes
I'm so sorry anon. You can make it If you have a 10/10 body
>>37284956
fuck man are you me
I don't get it I always thought I was into brunettes but experiences dictates differently I guess
>>37284978
>women with light features are the pinnacle of beauty.
Anyday of the week i will take a 9/10 brunette over a 8/10 blonde
Brunette> jet black hair though
>>37285034
are you a blonde male?
>>37285043
No, i had hazel eyes when i was a kid that turned light brown overtime though. Wish i kept them
>>37284986
Are you Indian or something? Post pics
>>37285060
no, south europe
>>37285058
Dark eyes on a white male is more desirable. Be thankful! You're truly blessed.
>>37284986
and no, i'm short
>>37285088
I dunno man, i feel like hazel would help with getting puss. Some girls love light eyes
Just curious op, how do you feel about dyed blondes
>>37284521
god, what a faggot
You could not be more wrong OP.
I have not found a white woman attractive for many years. I find so many Asian women attractive now.
>>37284493
>white american women
disgusting.
what's the PIZZA equivalent of the female CHAD
>>37286052
a venti pumpkin spice late with extra creame
Not every one is into blondes idiot and thats not even a real blonde lmao fail
>>37284493
Busty non-blondes without blue or green eyes are pretty bad, I agree.
>>37286063
STACY drinks CREAM LATE while you count carbs. FACE, ASS and SHAVED VAGINA
>>37286083
>FACE, ASS and SHAVED VAGINA
keked
>>37286083
>SHAVED VAGINA
You mean FAT STORAGE.
>>37285261
Asians are ugly
I like Spanish women. Year round tan, tons of new gains foods, and outrageous sex drives. Blonde hair blue eyes is a meme.
>>37286083
>keked heartily
what >>37286132 said though
for females it's all about how the body stores fat
>>37284978
But Hitler shilled blonde men all the time.
Yeah brunettes are better. Never got the blonde hype unless their natural hair color is brunette
>like dark haired women my whole life
>preferred type is always dark haired/light eyed
>criticize blonde chicks
>randomly fall hard for a strawberry blonde girl this past semester and now we're in a relationship
how does this work
>>37286258
¿Realmente te casarías con una latina? That would be your worst mistake my man.
>>37286370
You didn't fall for the jewish propanga. Now don't fuck this up you you fucking beta.
>>37284493
long legs is a universal beauty standard, but blonde hair is absolute pleb taste m8
There is a difference between women you would fap to, women you would date and fuck, and women you would actually settle down with.
>>37286432
Can you please tell us more about this
>implying i'm interested in guys
>implying they don't fall for me anyway
Kek
>>37286322
and hitler, who was the leader of all those men, had /DARK HAIR/. Let's face it, dark haired men are suppose to be leaders. It's just the way we're wired.
>>37284778
bottom right in pic related is perfection
>>37286772
>That style
You sure you don't mean boy?
>>37286772
Her tits aren't big enough.
How is she going to hold enough milk to feed my kids so hey can get huge?
>>37286930
Breasts swell up to the necessary amount for breastfeeding when the girl is pregnant
>>37284493
Fuck you OP, I fucked many a thick cutie in my day, and hate blonds. fuck you and fuck america
>>37284493
But i prefer red and raven hair
>>37284521
>>37284749
Isyour sister an alien?
>>37285152
I think natural blondes often look very, very similar to each other. There aren't that many natural blondes so perhaps they really are just more genetically similar than brunettes, hence the same-face.
Blond is a nice hair color, bottle blondes can often look more facially distinct than natural blondes but many get dye-jobs that don't suit their skintone so it just looks bad. If they were/are rough on their hair it can look very frizzy and dead.
FYI to anyone considering going blond: ask your hairdresser about something called Olaplex, it really helps prevent/heal the damage done by bleaching.
>>37287655
Beta as fuck
>>37284493
>Implying girls need to work out
You can sit on your ass all day and have the mental capacity of a rodent but youre still capable of being someones dream girl
I´d love to say that the bar for women is set at existing but since anime waifus are a that is sadly not true
Whenever i hear a girl say she can´t find a guy it makes me laugh, like how do you fuck up the easiest thing in the world?
>>37284521
What the FUCK did you just say about my waifu
>>37284493
i never got the long leg meme
why would i give a shit about the length of her legs
also shorter grills are generally cuter
>>37284493
It doesn't matter how hard you work out as a girl, you've an expiration date. If you haven't managed to reproduce when you hit 30 just KYS
>>37284493
If you actually prefer one type of hair, you are the definition of low test.
When i have a blonde i want a brunette. When i have a brunette i want a readhead. The cycle never ends, because i am high test. I can see the attractiveness in any girl with a good face and body, and i want to spray my cum into all of them.
You are low test. Work on that.
>>37284904
your fuccboi is showing
>>37288436
Olaplex is quite expensive, but it can work wonders
>>37286739
What do you lead? Apart from an empty, dissatisfied existence that is.
>proportions
>face
>hair
The holy trinity of the Stacy. If you don't have these lifting will only turn you into a fat bottom fuckpig.
>>37289793
>If you actually prefer one type of hair, you are the definition of low test.
Actually the definition of low test is relatively low testostorone levels. I'm not sure you know the meaning of the word definition.
Retard.
>>37284493
M8 that is no slender woman, it's blocky and fat. Long legs are good only if they're slim.
>>37289928
And having actually low test levels will lead to being a beta bitchboi who runs around screaming >"muh blondes" instead of wanting to spray loads on every good body in sight. Someday maybe youll get there you little bitchboi.
>>37289925
>FACE HEIGHT FRAME
This is the man who married Claudia Schiffer and gave her three children.
If you're targeting STACY you only need a WALLET
>>37290012
>man shoulders
>hag face
>fake hair
Implying that's "Stacy".
>>37290043
She is and she was
>>37284493
>have big tits and brunette
Nah, op, I've never had any problems getting man. I'm called things like "perfect" and "goddess"
There's a lid for every pot. Men like different types.
>>37290662
>I believe in the lies of the fuckers who wanted to visit my vagoo
top. fucking. kek.
I say the same things to every woman. It's what any woman wants to hear. It's incredible how women can be gullible
>>37290662
Guys call all girls that to get the pussy. Have you not gone to /soc/? Those faglords throw it around like normal compliments even to the ugliest girl. I was a damn landwhale at 235 lbs and a man still called me a goddess. It means absolutely nothing.
Just imagine being one of the flat ones and she's your friend.
>>37290721
big boobs look disgusting. i don't want to fuck an animal, the right girl in the middle has the perfect body.
>>37290721
Let those out of the bra and they hang down to her bellybutton.
>>37290785
u wot m8?
>>37290785
>>37290803
I love da big tits, but can understand the viewpoint.
Obsessed with bigger-than-her-head tits is a maladaptive fetish only normalized because there are so many freaky things accepted these days. It's a straight up paraphilia that has the power to affect a man's normal sexual relationship with women.
>>37284493
>>37285079
Ay there are hot women from everywhere.
Being tall is a woman is a dangerous game, anything bigger than like 180cm and you look like a shebeast, especially if you arent thin.
I'm nordic and I think mediterranean chicks are great looking. At least if they take care of themselves and dont tan and smoke so hard that they're wrinkly in their late 20s.
>>37284590
Where
>>37284493
this chick is ugly
at least post ivanka trump
>>37284493
>born with long blonde hair
I knew fit was dumb, but this is on another level
>born with long hair
>>37284493
I like short women with brown hair, with mediterranean features like curly hair and thick lips/thighs
>>37284545
It's every man's goal not to get stuck with one
>>37284521
>Amanda Seyfried
>generic
I guess fuck 10/10 models every day, huh?
>>37284493
>mfw I trained Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long when they were dating and came to my city to film one of Justin's movies
>>37291118
>I cucked Amanda Seyfried
to each their own I guess
>>37291006
you talking about nordic girls breh ? they're the ones who age badly
>>37291182
I dunno man, go to south of Italy and France, women in their late twenties and early 30s look haggard as fuck
what do you look like now
>>37284533
I don't know if she's acting or if she's actually this unconfident.
All I know it's annoying.
>women
>having it hard on life
I don't like blonds or white girls, so more qts for me. You all can fight over wrinkly 5/10 women.
>>37284493
>born with long hair
>>37290785
>wanting to fuck someone that has the body of a 9 y/o girl
pic related 9,5/10
>>37288552
Protip: when they say "a guy", they mean someone in the top 20% of male population.
>>37289928
You might want to brush up on how memes work if you want to post here, kiddo.
>>37284493
Who the fuck is born with long hair
>>37292276
underrated kek
>>37292276
not you
>he thinks hair and eye colour even remotely matter
jesus christ
