i would fuck the shit out of any of those girls

lower your standards and accept that you guys arent chad thundercock and maybe you could learn to enjoy life

one on the left is straight waifu edition
grow up and eat some normal puss for Christ's sake, it's about all anyone can realistically get

>>37274137
>>37274117
i'd rather fuck a dude from the gym they would be interesting and have a nice body

>>37274156
you know what? if I could be gay without hating myself I totally would. probably.

>>37274166
I like the idea of a penis, I just hate the ugly, stubbly, hairy gross man that comes with it.

>>37274097
Middle is 20% easy.

>>37274305
see I don't like the penis or the body. irl I'm straight. but a guy's personality would be much easier to deal with desu

>>37274117
>implying i can even fuck average girls

>>37274309
try 27%

>>37274309

>20%

kek

i'm wealthy and average looking and i can't even get a 4/10 girlfriend, let alone the ones in the op (which aren't even pretty btw)

>>37274623
Autistic

>>37274623
Can't dodge the rodge

>>37274623
>which aren't even pretty

There's your problem Elliot. Standards too high

>>37274117
they're great for hand and wrist pain