How do I reach chad god mode?
>>37272339
Judging by their jersey numbers and feminine build, you play Wide Receiver.
You become an adult who doesn't get jealous over imaginary traits that people probably don't have
ALPHA
>>37272339
Why would ASU cheerleaders need helmets?
>>37272352
Back to Tumblr
>>37272428
>ASU
>clearly USC colors
>>37272339
Alphas are born not made.
You'll never be 6'3 and play football at USC
>>37272339
if you continue to idolize and worship high school age chads, you're literally just going to become a cuckold. Stop.
Get better goals that are attainable, and don't require you to go back in time or else never be happy. Then achieve those better goals.
Even wanting to be an older chad is okay. But if you're 24 wishing you were 19 and on a college ball team so that you could smash that pussy, you're obviously never going to be able to achieve your goals. Nothing to get bent out of shape about.
>>37272339
>tfw they 3-on-1'd all their cheerleaders
need to reach CHAD mode too DESU
>>37273453
> rational advice on /fit/
better not let this become a thing
>>37273608
Right sorry this is what happens when I drink and post.
>>37272339
why do normies watch college football? god i would be the edgy teen outside smoking weed or on my skateboard at night with all the homeless dudes telling me how they lost their milkshake at 7/11
