WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED /fit/? I WAS 6'0 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND I JUST MEASURED MYSELF TODAY AND IT SAYS I'M 5'8. HOW THE FUCK DID I TURN INTO A MANLET!!! HOW DID I SHRINK 2 WHOLE INCHES?! JUST WHEN LIFE STARTED TO TURN FOR THE BETTER, IT COMES TO SHIT ON MY HAPPINESS. PLEASE GET ME OFF THIS RIDE, I DON'T WANT THIS FEEL.
>>37270082
Eat more pizza
>>37270082
maybe you should have studied harder in math class
chad eats PIZZA while you SHRINK
I can give you that extra 4 inches of height, via your mouth with my cock, u faggot
I lost my HEIGHT and I still don't have FRAME. The only thing I have left is FACE. Help me /fit/bros
>>37270105
You're proud of a 4 inch dick?
kek
>>37270221
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
>>37270082
(You)
There you go
>>37270230
And using it in a manlet from /fit/'s mouth is something to be proud of?
>>37270239
if the shoe fits wear it
>>37270104
topkek
>>37270082
>2 whole inches
daily reminder if you're under 6 feet women love you less
>>37270082
>measure myself at home at 6'2
>doctor measure me at 5'11
>>37270230
>>37270239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vl8MUcnMzV
>6'0
>5'8
>2 inches difference
>>37270256
>implying women are capable of loving
>>37270082
Are you doing squats OP?
It's been proven that they shrink you over time.
Enjoy midget gains manlet.
>>37270283
>>37270287
No I haven't done squats. It must have been bc I did an extreme cut that lasted a year bc I was a fat fuck. Being malnourished for so long must have shrunk me. Just fuck my shit up.
4 inches OP, not 2.
>>37270323
Time to get leg lengthening surgery :^)
>>37270367
>4 inches
>please be a troll
>>37270433
12 inches in a foot m8
>>37270450
This has to be some kind of sick joke. This is a fucking nightmare. I'm I the Universe plaything or what? How can I regain my lost inches
>>37270499
Stop squatting, it compresses your spine.
>>37270082
>>37270433
Op. Maybe you should measure yourself again. If you're really that incompetent with measurements, then it's not hard to believe that you just made some kind of error.
>>37270499
theres actually 14 inches in a foot mate, you're actually 5'6''
>>37270239
yea
>>37270499
>>37270082
>American education
>>37270571
I measured myself in centimeters, then converted it into feet. I'm 178 centimeters tall. Are you saying pic related is wrong?
>>37270267
Jelly doctor
>>37270620
Holy shit dude.
5.8 ft does not equal 5'8"
>>37270620
Nigger, 178cm is 5'10"
5.8 feet is not the same as 5'8". Jesus fuck you retard
>>37270620
ur 5'10 fucko
>>37270620
moron, why the fuck would the .8 be in inches? its .8 of 1 foot
>>37270692
>>37270658
>>37270665
>tfw I was the tallest kid in my class all the way till high school
>go to /fit/
>learn that I'm a fucking manlet
>sudden realization to why grills have been ignoring me all my life
A-at least I'll get God-tier manlet gains, r-right guys?
>>37270728
how many height are you owned?
lmao that's why all are 6'3'' and have a 8.5 inch cock
>>37270104
lmao
>>37270620
5.8399 feet isn't 5 feet 8.399 inches.
>>37270082
>enjoy life as guy who is slightly above average height, taller than most chics
>go to new town
>turns out everyone here is a fucking mutant and I'm now a manlet
JUST
>>37275710
>Start uni being taller than the 75% of my partners
>Four years later, freshman are all a fucking head taller than me.
I think it's the hormones they put in chicken. Half the boys grow like monsters and the other half become homosexuals.
>>37270616
Good lord that is fucking terrifying
>>37270104
lost hard
>>37270616
This shit is scarier than any ISIS/Rekt video ever. If anyone makes it to the end, consider yourself dead inside.
>>37270082
hahaaaahahahahaha he squatted heavy!!
>>37270665
I thought 170cm was 5'10...
>>37276006
5'7
Manlet servant tier.
>>37270082
>>37276702
>>37270267
That filename dr kekkle Mr snyde
>>37276728
>>37276742
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