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>6 ft. tall haven't had a lay since Spring break with this artsy 5/10 hipster girl
>meanwhile this guy (pic related) at 5'6 became a triad boss and went to bed with 7 Hot Chinese women at the same time.

Why even leave the house?
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>>37266914
You could pay for fuck too
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>>37266914

wow its almost as if theres more to getting girls than your height like

1. not being an autistic sperglord

2. being confident

3. dick size

4. muscles

5. appearance

6. hygeine

7. nice face

and so on
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>>37266936
How come you didn't list being a rich ass drug lord since that's obviously the only one that actually works.
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>>37266936
>dick size

sh-shutup
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>>37266923
I have but can't afford 7 at the same time. That would be like a whole weeks paycheck. I might be able to get the two girl special off backpage.

>>37266936
Confidence and not being an autistic sperglord LEL if this guy had autism would he not get pussy? JAW TRIBE FTW
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>>37266936
8. FRAME
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>>37266971
Well if he was a legit autist I bet he wouldn't give a shit because he'd be to busy reading about whatever he is fascinated by. Like freezers or some shit.
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>>37266993
HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME
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>>37266914
>why does a powerful drug lord get to fuck 7 bitches at a time while my NEET ass get none.
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>>37267005
>like freezers or some shit.
My fucking sides
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>>37266951
How could you become a powerful drug lord while being 5'6, that's the real mystery here
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>>37267138
Yeah, life's unfair like that.

> allocating scares and desirable resources based on relative value

fuck you darwin

> where is my participation waifu?
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>>37267187
Latinos are manlets, he's like 6'2 in spic world.
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>>37266971
The answer is obvious. Make more money, pay for more fuck.
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>>37267265
He is Chinese
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>>37267187
He just cuts the feet of anyone taller than him
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>>37266914

The answer is right there in your question.

You said he is a "triad boss." There's two things bitches love. That's money and bosses. No matter how ugly/manlet/fat the dude is, if he's rich (illegal or legit money doesn't matter) and a boss, bitches will flock.
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isn't that Betty from Kung Pow?
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