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I want a skill to get mired by. I've seen pretty ugly/average
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I want a skill to get mired by. I've seen pretty ugly/average dudes (like pic related) get mired because they're talented at one thing so what do you think I should do /fit/? Playing a guitar came up to mind but it's extremely overrated nowadays.

>pic obviously related
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>>37260210
dance
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>>37260210
Sucking cock.
I definitely mire a man with a good cock sucking ability.
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yeah sit near a tree and play the guitar you fucking faggot why don't you sing along to your 4 repeating chords that you just learned
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That's the beauty of lifting. You don't have to be good at anything, you'll look so good people will think you are.
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wrong board fagtron
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Dance
Any musical instrument
Any kind of painting
Those are some basic ones
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suck your own dick
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just do something you think looks fun or cool.

i saw a guy playing flamenco guitar on street in vegas, never heard it before, thought it sounded amazing and looked cool. got to talking to him and started practicing. now 1 year later i can read guitar music and play some tunes. it's hard but it's worth it if you pursue something that's fulfilling.
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>>37260233
Where do I learn? That's a good idea tho. This guy is a perfect example for why:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO8c7ggZQ7M

>>37260234
I'll keep it in mind :^)
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What kind of dance does /fit/ do?
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>>37260266
does g4p like guys that can do this or would that be considered odd? is g4p past the point of odd?
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>>37260210

he isnt average, he's much worse

indian
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>>37260247
>that guy at the party who brings his guitar to play Wonderwall
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>>37260282
DESIGNATED

All jokes aside I kind of respect him. I wish I was talented at something when I was his age.

>>37260267
What's a flamenco guitar?
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>>37260305
>tfw you're so good at guitar your friends beg you to play whenever a guitar is in the vicinity even at a party
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>>37260338
can you actually play guitar or are you just another bullshitter that has 2 songs memorized that both use the same 3 chords
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>>37260338
Fuck off you cringy scum. I fucking hate you. Kill yourself already.
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>>37260210
Manlet singer/actor here. Talent and being fit gives you a strong good impression, but it's all about follow-through and a personality desu
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>>37260210

guitar playing isnt overrated wtf? ive been playing for 5+ years now and still get mired. Piano and guitar (and singing of course) is the ultimate pussy magnet. I'm an average looking manlet btw.
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>>37260276
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>>37260420
>but it's all about follow-through and a personality desu
How do I do this?

>>37260420
>>37260428
This makes me sad. My voice is too deep and rough for me to sing.
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>>37260210

hip hop dancing
ballet
guitar + singing(p much learn how to play 4 chord songs)

you cannot go wrong with learning guitar. Women's pussies have been getting wet from that shit since the ancient greek days, I kid you not. Piano not as accessible.
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>>37260456
delete this
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>>37260479
Where do I learn to play?
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>>37260428
>and singing

>>37260479
>singing

>tfw have a pretty "weak" sounding voice, low volume, doesn't sound pleasant
>singing is even worse
what do?
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>>37260276
w2c Pepe hoodie?
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>>37260505
>tfw have a pretty "weak" sounding voice, low volume, doesn't sound pleasant
>singing is even worse
>tfw this is me

It's uncomfortably deep as well right....
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>>37260338
They're being polite anon.
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>>37260505

>tfw you'll never sing like maynard james keenan
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>>37260479
Answer me please- >>37260489

Like a solid place to learn.
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>>37260338
They're taking the piss out of you lmao
>idiot pop guitarfags think they're hot shit fro being able to play a few chords at regular intervals
>doesn't even know how to play classic guitar dances like canarios, marionas, cumbee, zarambique, fandango, etc.
Pathetic.
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>>37260584
>zarambique, fandango
kys tbqh fa*milia
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>>37260584
>tips fedora gentley in a rythmic fashion
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>>37260644
>he isn't tipping his fedora to the allemande, corrente, gigue, menuet, or the bouree rhythm
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>>37260481
theres a 12 year old fucking a mom infront of half a dozen people
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>>37260584
>studied classical and modern guitar through middle and high school
>mfw people always ask me to play "free bird" and "it ain't me"
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>>37260704
>implying that's not a grown woman
2/10. Made me check.
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>>37260305
>Friend always brings guitar to parties
>We all love it
Nothing better than chilling around a fire at night with some beer and a guitar
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>>37261008
anyone bringing a guitar to a party is a master level douche.


like there's literally no higher level of douche..

and i play guitar
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>>37260657

THANKS FOR THE (you)s
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>>37260330
>What's a flamenco guitar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaP_egKUgWY

it's not a good example of traditional but it has a lot of the same themes.
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>>37261077
No worries lad.

Now answer me.
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>>37260571
i play piano, not guitar. sorry mate. but desu u can learn by yourself by youtubing. a lot of my fellow musicians learned by picking it up in their teenage years when they listened to metal or some shit. Go find a nearby music shop and inquire about lessons, or craigslist that shit. Make sure you specifically mention getting women or just learning how to play simple shit, ie pop, because goals vary for different genres of guitar music.

someone mentioned flamenco guitar. that shit is fucking hard, from what i see and is waaay too advanced.

>>37260505
i did learn how to sing classical music (think opera). weak voice simply means untrained. u can easily train it. Youtubing how to sing is not an easy task, because you will need someone to explain to you in a way for you to interpret it properly and do it correctly.

consider finding a voice coach, or a voice/singing teacher. They should know how to sing classical, along with whatever genre you choose (ie pop or jazz). Yoga practitioners are also an interesting thing, because they also focus on breath, and the natural way of breathing. Although, it is holistic, so you may not get the amount of attention you want to get a great voice. Another avenue that one would consider is finding a Voice Actor. Although I don't recommend it. In my limited experience, it's too new of an industry, and voices are not the sole focus, but the character you want to embody is.
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>>37261131
>Make sure you specifically mention getting women
I don't think I can do that with a straight face. Too cringy desu.
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>>37261163
then say it with a smile and laugh.

ask and you shall receive.

"i just want to learn how to play in a social setting; like at a party and someone mentions (X pop song) i can quickly play the chords and do sing-a-longs"

ez pz nigguh
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>>37260210
shitskin thinking he's hot LOL

fuck off
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>>37260210
Learn how to vape and do vape tricks. I can't stress this enough. Once I learned how to vape I literally drowned in pussy. It's almost to the point where I have to decline and turn down women who are less then 8/10. Knowing how to do vape tricks is so versatile because you can take your vape literally like anywhere like at a party or when on date just start vaping and blowing O's and show everyone how cool you are.
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>>37261220
Why you so triggered son? Caramel dreamboat steal your girl? :^)
>inb4 cuck

>>37261235
I just quit smoking so that's gonna be a no from me m8.
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>>37261046
Why?
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>>37261289
Vaping is not smoking you fucking liberal
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>>37261046
What if you bring an amplifier with your guitar to party would that make you a douche still?
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>>37261340
I'm not a liberal but
>breathing smoke in your lungs
>projecting it
NOT SMOKING BREHS
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>>37261357
They're different
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Ceroc is a good thing to get into
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>>37261368
Highly disagree with the part about them smelling good, but don't know enough to contravene the rest of it. To a non-smoker they smell just as awful, it's just a different kind of awful. I actually think they smell even worse because they distribute their smoke/smell over a much farther area. At least with a regular smoker I have a chance of walking right by without smelling anything if I hold my breath, but not with people who are using vapes.
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>>37261387
Looks fun haha
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>>37261431
You obviously never vaped before you should try before you go around acting all tough. Vaping isn't something you just do it's a lifestyle that only the sickest kunts choose to live by
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>>37261497
>>37261235
idc if you're puttin on act either way it's makin me laugh. keep it up.
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>>37260276
What the fuck is happening to our society...
We need a WW3 to reset this whole mess.
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>>37260210
Who the fuck is that
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>>37260367
>>37260348
>>37260584

Why don't you learn a skill yourself that makes you happy instead of putting down others who already did?

I bet lifting is the only "skill" you have, and it fits because you can do it alone and it requires no social interaction.

Fuck, I love lifting, but miserable cunts like you is why every group of anything is hated.
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>>37261368
> sucking robot dick
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>>37261368

>e-cigs get recycled

Fuck off with that faggot ass """fact""". They probably get recycled as often as AA batteries which is NEVER. How many people here have gone to a battery recycling or hazmat facility for the sole purpose of disposing of 2 AA batteries? Nobody. You chuck them in the trash just like everything else. I've never seen an e-cig recycling plant.
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>>37260210
Learn to sing. Anyone can get good with diligent practice. Guaranteed panty dropper.
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>>37260456
Needs more reloading animations
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>>37263157
I don't know. Some Sri Lankan fag

>>37264642
How?
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>>37264642
How do I git gud at singing? I used to be the best singer in my class at elementary school but puberty ruined my voice. Do I still have potential?
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>>37260584
>tfw rumba gets a party going no matter what
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Learn how to cook, I'm dead serious. Chicks love good food and you can easily invite them to your home
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>>37260716
This.

>hey do you know any Hotel California?
>play some backstreet boys!
>why aren't you singing?
>do you that new jount on the radio?
>how come you never bring your guitar?
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>>37264730
At least people are mirin your talent/skill
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>>37264680
>>37264675
>look up some throat exercises and information on the head voice, throat voice and chest voice
>acquire a taste for hot ginger tea
>sing songs that are easy for you to sing with a loose throat as if you're speaking the notes to practice breathing/holding a throat shape
>sing songs that are difficult to sing right as often as you can
>don't forget to breathe
>sing often
>never sing with a dry throat
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Forgot pic
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>>37260276
I vomited a little bit in my mouth.
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>>37260657
no
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>>37260267
>Reading musical notation

Fuckin' faggot.
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>>37260267
Reading tab is so easy though. Should've had it down in a day or two.
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>>37260276
I bet that even took him a fair while to learn to do. What the utter fuck goes through someones head when they're learning that? How can you possibly think thats a worthwhile way to spend your time?
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>>37264803
Examples of easy songs to sing? I'm into country rock which isn't hard to sing but I'm not sure whether it's a good exercise
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>>37265322
Depends on your voice. Country rock isn't bad for practice. Try singing them all the way through in falsetto (look this up) for breath practice. You want to have at least a half a lung of air throughout most of a song.
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Making sculpey dildos
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>>37265322
You may want to acquire a taste for R&B.
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"I want a skill to get mired by. I've seen pretty ugly/average dudes (like pic related) get mired because they're talented at one thing so what do you think I should do /fit/? Playing a guitar came up to mind but it's extremely overrated nowadays."
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>>37265869
Should've green texted it
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>>37260210
Why do you want to be mired by completely irrelevant teenage nobodies? Do you think any of the people in the picture you posted have ever had an original thought in their heads?
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>>37263106
>people are doing things I don't like
>this means society is doomed
>let's have another terrible war lmao

okay grandpa
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>>37267078
>irrelevant teenage nobodies
As opposed to some 20-something nobody?

>have ever had an original thought in their heads?
And you have? kek
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>>37260210
They're attractive because they're passionate about something, you can never be what is attractive about a guitarist with that attitude
t. Musician
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>>37260276
Looked like he broke his ankle at one point. I guess he meant to do that.
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I too have no skills. I just flit from interest to interest maybe picking up a few things before I ultimately lose interest and move on to the next thing.

Lifting is the only thing I've stuck to my whole life. I just want some creative and more interesting hobby.
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get a bike,gid gud,profit?
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>have doctorate in instrumental music performance
>also a singer (oratorio solo work, freelance choral singing, opera very rarely)
>pretty much only date musicians so none of it is really impressive to anyone in my social circle
>meh
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>>37267078
To fuck said nobodies.
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>>37260210
Singing is the upmost top tier talent.
For a reason though, not everybody can do it, you have to be naturally good. Even if you learn how to sing people can still tell / a 13 year old natural can destroy you
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>>37260276
Vote Trump
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>>37260210
Be Hitler


You know writing this out.... I honestly believe women would get wet from seeing Hitler alive and well in the flesh in front of them even besides all this propaganda from the USA
..... this...is weird..........
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>>37261008
Jesus that's super fucking gay and screams normie.
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>>37267240
Head from an opera level singer must be amazing.
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>>37267308
One of my history teachers told us that one factor contributing to hitlers success was that he was good looking. We laughed but looking back I think she was right.
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>not lifting people at the party while johnny one song is playing wonderwall in the corner.
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>>37267345
Same at first you paid no attention to this but later on you do notice he was a pretty god dam good looking guy and he did spew manlliness even without being jacked.
Especially compared to the US presidents, kek especially now with a fucking ugly ass nigger and his manly looking wife in office.

>Tfw Franco will never be coming back
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>>37260210

They're aren't admiring him yo retard LMFAO.
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>>37267545
I remember walking out of the bathroom one day and a group of girls was just staring at me, I though I was just seeing shit but as I was walking out I heard people say shit like "Why are they all staring at him"
I was honestly just really fucking weirded out as fucking hell, what the fuck did they think was going to happen? I walk out and see like 8 girls just staring at me and I would be "Sup" or some shit?
Idk if they where some SJW club or some shit but back then I didn't really voice my opinions about faggs that much either so that rules that out.

Idk man I never went back to that area.
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>>37261099
I know some flamenco techniques on ukulele
People instantly think I am God status at playing when in reality I just got good at practicing a hardish technique I can use on a variety of different songs and even random chords sound awesome when used with them
It's pretty great
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>>37267599
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>>37263244
I put down others precisely I learned the skills, idiot. If you think the complacency of laypeople is tolerable then you've obviously shit at what you think you've accomplished.
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>>37260210
I like piano, it's like the perfect instrument for me, I look good but I don't want to be THAT guy that brags about how cool he is. So learning piano is great because it often comes as a surprise when you play it.
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>>37260210
graffiti if your under the age of 25
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>tfw my presence is enough
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>>37260247
>>37260210
>>37260267
>>37260305
>>37260330
>>37260338
>>37260348
>>37260428
>>37260479
>>37260584
>>37260716
>>37261046


>all these fucking faggots talking about playing guitar

WHEN will you FAGGOTS realize that even if you play GUITAR, it's all about HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME?

YOU will never be as good as Estas Tonne, who brings an ENTIRE CITY block together, has even UNDERAGE bitches getting wet for his DICK with his MAGICAL BARD skills.

and WHILE you HIT your GUITAR HARD, Estas (CHAD in english) will be smelling INCENSE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gphiFVVtUI
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>>37268803
More like under 12
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>>37269095
You play POP GUITAR while VILLA LOBOS is composing COMPLEX contemporary GUITAR MUSIC and getting all the INTELLECTUAL GAINS and PUSSYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbFX7a044Es
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>>37260553

Funny you should say that. I do covers of a perfect circle and only get compliments of how close I sound to mjk.

Don't think I can do tool mjk though :(
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>>37269095
music truely is the highest art
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>>37260276
What the fuck happened to men?
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>>37260338
They are mocking you
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>>37260210
I can ride a bicycle with my helmet on backwards.

You wouldn't believe how crazy women get over this.
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Well I box...

Boxing is a great way to stay in shape, get stronger, and learn the limit of your body and how to kick that limits ass

Oh you want to mired by women? Nah man, mired by men is where its at.
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>>37260276
this is the most american thing I have ever seen
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>>37261008
Kys you redneck fuck
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>>37260210
As someone who works in the music industry, I'd say learning a musical instrument to impress your peer group/grills is a great idea.

You've a good chance of being better than most people you know and therefore impressive.

Just don't get delusions of being a famous musician because its not going to happen.

You might as well stick your ass in the air and hope you'll get struck by lightning. Nine times in a row.

Other than that, to answer the rest of your question -

A talent is only impressive if the guy behind it has confidence, charm, modesty, and if we're talking about impressing girls/guys (depending on which way you bend) good looks is also important.

You can be the most talented guitarist, dancer, singer, magician, artist, whatever, but if you're an ugly skelly/fatass who dresses like shit and the smell of your autism can be detected in the next town, you might as well not bother.
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>>37270028
Standing on corners with your shitty band is not a job anon.
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>>37270178
Who said I'm in a band?

I fucking hate bands/musicians, which makes it seem like an odd career choice admittedly.
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tfw you suck at everything and dont seem capable of learning even after hundreds of hours of effort
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Do something you like doing, because the only way you're going to have enough discipline/motivation to get to the point where you can actually impress someone with a hobby is by working really hard and being consistent with it, which you probably won't do if you're just trying to look "cool".

I play chess, I don't give a fuck if people think it's nerdy. I read books, watch games, browse through old games, study, play, and practice. Some people are impressed by it, some people don't give a fuck. I don't care either way. All I do know, is that I wouldn't have gotten as good as I did if I was forcing myself to do it because I thought it would make me look cool.
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>>37270225

Most experts agree that it takes 10,000 hours of study to become a master of something.

So every 100 hours you put into a hobby is just 1% of mastery.
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>>37260267

>it's hard

Found the faggot.

Seriously, if anything's easy it's playing a guitar decently. And flamenco is actually one of the easier styles to teach yourself.

If you think that's hard, don't ever get near a piano.

ffs. What are you a 9yo retard?
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>>37270195
>I fucking hate bands/musicians

This. This. THIS THIS THIS THSI THISSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've been playing bass for 10+ years, and in that time I've decided it's best to just play by myself since most "musicians" are dumbass liberal hippie potheads who couldn't put together an augmented triad if their life depended on it.
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>>37265304
You spend your time posting on an anonymous Cambodian beard maintenance forum.
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>>37260255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklM2-lSby4
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>>37270331
BTFO
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>>37260338

My friend plays and he's amazing. He takes requests and knows it all. Tough ones too, like Over the Hills and Far Away and Eruption and Cliffs of Dover. The guy's a savant. But 15 years experience busking will do that I guess.
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>go to the mall to shop for the elusive pair of well fitting pants to hold my tree trunk legs.
>see a dyel 5'8" walking on his popsicle stick legs while holding a qt3.14 in his toothpick arms.
KILL ME NOW
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>>37267206
>tfw I ride a motorcycle and the only attention I get is from angry motorists or obnoxious 15 year old girls


Don't get a bike for attention, get a bike because it's fun
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>>37260276
Welcome to Voguing, a dance made in Harlem USA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_(dance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13o1i-cgTOA
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>>37273321
I honestly thought that was just a faggot acting naturally
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>>37264642
>tfw love to sing in car
>too beta to even consider doing it in front of other people
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>>37267241
If your only goal in life is to fuck teenyboppers then the only skill you need is how to pour alcohol.
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>>37260210
free run
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>>37260210
Tricking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cevKK6uuCfU
Carpentry
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>>37273321
>not posting the goat voguing song
baka desu familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4Sqt2Bmag
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>>37267545
y u so jelly bro? :^)
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If you want chicks, learn to sing
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>>37275642
how?

>looked up videos on youtube
>still can't sing, have a weird sounding voice and can't project
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>>37260210
Ya no shit the white girls are looking at this shitskin. He probably just took a shit in front of them and it reeks now.

Looks, he's even smelling his wiping hand, kek
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>>37277743
Lol. Somebody's insecure :^)

>>37260251
Honestly speaking where would you go for questions like these? /adv/ is utter shit.
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>>37260657
why does some retard always reply to everything
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Learn to play the viol da gamba.
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Dudes. Look up a local dance studio. Sign up for Salsa level 1. It's fun. It's usually like 12 dollars for an hour. Tons of girls, they HAVE to dance with you. You'll make friends. I took a couple of basic classes and built up the courage to go to a club and I had girls asking me to dance over and over...
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>>37278256
>tfw looked at pictures online on dance studios near me
>they are filled with 40+ year olds
i also sweat way too much when doing any kind of cardio

what do?
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>>37260210
>can play violin, piano and guitar
>know how to sew, cook and knitting
>play chess, go and shougi
>lift weights, train boxe and muay thai
>can speak English, Portuguese, Spanish, French, Russian, Polish and Japanese
Yet I can't get mired because I'm ugly and above weight(75kg at 1.71cm now). Still, got a gf, so whatever.
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>>37261046
>meet up with some friends
>9/10 pic related happens
>everybody has a lot of fun
>we also all vape
umad.tar
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I make Warhammer terrain and train martial arts. The former gets bro mires as I supply the local scene almost exclusively for next to nothing. The latter is one of those "oh shit son" things that randomly comes up, and gets me mires from bros and grills alike
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>>37278890
>>37278890
h-how did you learn all these things?
plz respond
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>>37279070
>plug all amps and pedals in one single socket
>burn down house
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>>37279412
...your house can't handle 100w on a single socket, and has no circuit breakers?
These are not concert-level amps.
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>>37279070
>we also all vape
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>>37279515
hello, reddit
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>>37279315
Practice, find good instructors/teachers, don't be afraid to make mistakes because you will, and practice.
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>>37279543

>not being a chub and tuck disciple
>not smoking the fattest cloud
>not vaping to prevent cancer
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Guitar
Yoga / handstands / stretching
Puppies
Surfing
Bicycling
Cooking
Story telling

This is my life at least, I have a gf though so what do I know.
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>>37279603
What kinds of stories do you tell? To who?

Aren't puppies expensive?
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>>37261235
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>>37279565
How long did it take to learn a language?
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>>37279637
I mean being good at telling stories, and knowing the right context for those stories.

Puppies are like $200 if you adopt them. Women love dependence, and seeing that a dog is dependent on you models yourself as a provider/protector.
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>>37260210
I play competitive tennis at a university level


Tennis is a combination of boxing and chess. Stick and move, stick and move, with carefully planned trigonometry occurring in about a second and a half worth of time. It is essentially calculus in motion, the successful tennis player must become a polymath first, able to visualize the infinite number of trajectories his ball may take when making contact with the racket and plan and account for the the trajectory and sped with which his opponent may return it and then his reaction to this and so on and so forth (each possibility becoming t to the power of n with t representing the initial strike and n representing the number of reactions the opponent may take to this strike, and so on and so forth growing at an exponential rate). Second he must be an athlete, ready for constant movement interspersed with bursts of speed and lighting reaction times. Third, a tennis player must be an artist, for to the truly great player the court exists as a canvas or amphitheater and his racket exists as a paint brush or conductors baton. He must move his instrument with the grace of Divinci or Raphael and his body with the supple grace of a dancer, yet none of his strokes can be planned ahead of time, none of his pirouettes come choreographed; he must plan his art split second to split second as he moves, flinging paint like Pollock yet landing with the precision of Michelangelo.

Tennis' beauty’s infinite roots are self-competitive. You compete with your own limits to transcend the self in imagination and execution. Disappear inside the game: break through limits: transcend: improve: win.

It is a deeply religious and metaphysical experience, more intimate than sex yet absolutely solitary at the same time. You are dancing an intimate tango with your partner while at the same time experiencing a very private zen like meditation.
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>>37279748
Huge amount of autism detected
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>>37279764
Sorry you can't appreciate fine art and athleticism you dumb philistine
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>>37260210
Dude I think you're aproaching this the wrong way but whatever, you want quick pussy and I'll tell you how.

Act. Acting is an art that requires self mastery, if you can act well you can get almost anything in life, including all the underage boipucci you can dream of. I'm not saying be the new Hugh Jackman, I'm saying be the guy everyone wants to be with.
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>>37279748
You can make literally anything sound "complicated" if you talk it up like a fucking autistic rain man retard

But you made tennis sound fucking stupid as shit with that idiot post, I now think badly of that game and everyone who plays it thanks solely to you
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>>37279748
Wow, guess you really like it
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>>37278076
This.
If they sold affordable gambas I would've hopped on it like a slut hopping on dick.
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This thread is fucking hilarious! /fit/ is a joke.

>w-well brahs, it turns out getting ripped didn't help me get laid so I'm wondering what else I can do to impress women?

When will you faggots realise that the only things that girls are fundementally attracted to are your face, your height and your frame. Everything else is just a minor detail.

You can lift, learn to play guitar, learn to dance, etc... nothing NOTHING will compensate for being ugly.

Women would rather fuck a handsome serial killer than an ugly brain surgeon.

In short you got Blacked by your genetics.
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Thanks to the anon recommending singing, I sang all day during shitposting and after my voice was warmed up I realised my voice can be really deep and loud.

I'll keep practising until I'm confident enough to show it to others
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>>37280778
>>37280778
what did you sing to practice?
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>>37280808
Just sing whatever you like. Atm I'm a big fan of a local band which has a great singer. It's good to attempt difficult songs I suppose.
You won't understand the language but maybe you could try hum the notes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEIZv1Zit5k

But I recommend you sing whatever music you like. Be it EDM vocals, classical music whatever. You sing during any activity really
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I want to learn ukulele and piano.
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>>37279748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
Your autistic post just became pasta, btw, fämälämädingdong.
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>>37281003
Then do it, what's holding you back?
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I'm 30 years old. I didn't read this thread but I just came to say that I think OP's approach to women is completely wrong.

Why exactly do you want to get 'mired' by women for having a skill? Regardless of what your goals with women are (short-term or long-term, one night stand vs long-term relationship, whatever, it's all the same), what kind of partner do you hope to attract by doing this? "Oh I really liked this guy because he could play the guitar" or "he could paint really well" or "he could sing really well" are all really shitty reasons for being with someone. "Why doesn't she want to be with me? I play the guitar real well." are equally bad reasons for making yourself more attractive to the opposite sex.

It might get your foot in the door by getting them to talk to you and make them think you're interested, but unless you have the qualities that all women are universally attracted to (power in whatever form -- physical, mental determination, achievements, ambitious, passion about things, etc.), you'll always be stuck in your rut mindset that you need to compensate for your weaknesses by being "talented." And that in itself doesn't even make sense:

>I've seen pretty ugly/average dudes (like pic related) get mired because they're talented at one thing so what do you think I should do /fit/
It's not because they are talented per se. It's because they are passionate (and confident as a result) about whatever it is that they are good at.

This is the part where most men get confused. They see a girl with a guy who is ugly and has seemingly nothing going for him and they automatically attribute the attraction to something that he has that you don't. "She just likes him because he's rich." "She just likes him because he can play the guitar." "She just likes him because he has that and I don't."
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>>37282871
And if you stop looking at these things so shallowly you'll find that usually these ugly/loser guys have a high level of determination and ambition (and confidence, as a result) to make these achievements - to lift, to make money, to have some sort authority or power in a particular field/subject. And that is universally attractive to women. Why do they go for the guy with the car, the house, the guy who wears expensive clothes? Because he'll pay for them? Yeah, maybe. But for the most part, the guy with the car, the house and the clothes got there because he had attractive natural selection characteristics. He may be rich, but he's also determined, ambitious, and confident. Now, you don't have to be rich, have a house, or the clothes. But you can have the determination, ambition and confidence that these guys do and achieve great results.

If you have all of these guitar/dance/singing skills, that's great, but do them because you actually want to improve yourself, not because you want to get girls. You might get somewhere with if you do the latter, but it's going to be infinitely more attractive if you're actually passionate about something. Women will be able to pick up on that immediately.

So the takeaway here is to invest in yourself first and foremost. Find your passion. Be ambitious. She doesn't want to be with you because you play the guitar. She doesn't want to be with you because you paint. She doesn't want to be with you because can dance. She wants to be with you because you are passionate, determined, ambitious about something in your life. That can be lifting. That can be music. That can be paint. That can be dance. That can be gains. That can be money. That can be power.
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>>37282969

You also can't sit inside posting on 4chan all day. Get good at something for yourself because you love it, not because you think it's going to help you get pussy. Demonstrate yourself and they'll love you for you. You guys are already going to the gym and you're passionate about that. It seems that all you have to really do is just be more social.
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>>37260489
Justin guitar.com has an excellent beginner course for free
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>>37282871
>>37282969
>>37282983

That stupid shit that gets you 'mired opens the door--and thats the point. Some girl likes how you play the guitar? That doesn't mean she's going to sleep with you or marry you, or anything in between. But it does give you an opportunity to start talking to her and displaying all that other shit--the real shit that matters.

Guitar abilities, muscles, tattoos... all that shit does is open the door. Frankly, the easiest way to go is just buy something like a puppy
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>>37283374
Yeah, I don't disagree. If all you want to do is to open the door so you can then demonstrate who you are as a man in other ways, by all means do so.

It's just that a lot of young males think that they can get far just by being able to sing, play guitar, or dance.

You can be an ambitious man who lifts, sings, and plays the guitar. You can also be a fuckboy who lifts, sings and plays the guitar. My point was to be the former and that you should work being a man overall.
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