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How do I squat like a Japanese delinquent?
Be slav
>>37257612
>Slav-squat lower than my Polish friend
A-am I a true slav n-now?
>be slav
>get 40, smokes and suit
>>37257582
Do them after school, behind the school building at Cromartie High School.
squatting is a lifestyle
if you aren't squatting right now as you browse then you're not living right
Will just squatting all the time help my actual squats and cure my hip pain when I lift?
I seriously cannot understand how people relax like this. I've tried it and it's not comfy at all.
>>37260859
You just gotta find the sweet spot
>>37257582
As a slav I can say we have the best squat.
>>37260552
>>37257612
This
>>37257582
weigh 90lbs as a man
>>37260818
Fucking this. It's pretty much genetics.
>Driving around with my brother
>2 in the afternoon, middle of July in Tucson, AZ
>Some motherfucker in an all black jumpsuit and cap squatting in full blast of the sun next to a bus bench with perfectly good shade
>dat dedication
>>37260885
doesn't count because his feet are not flat
>he's not in squat position for least 3 hours a day
Do you even squat bro?
>tfw no delinquent japanese gf
>>37261218
fuck I love loose socks
>>37261155
>>37261169
Mirin' ankle mobility.
>>37261116
kek
just
>>37261276
If you love them so much why don't you marry them?
Have meetings on rooftops.
(Seriously, why is that a thing in Japan?)
>>37261409
>Żywiec piwo
>good
Jesus if you want some good beer try something local, there's a fuck tone of small breweries in Poland.
>>37265612
right now I am remembering how I replied to that image in more or less the same way
I mean I can understand not wanting to go for >5zł for a beer but cmon, żywiec? at least drink kasztelan
though I find it better to have a more expensive beer less often than fucking drinking żywiec frequently
>>37265670
Alcohol kills gains anyway, it's better not to drink.
>tfw friend invited me to BBQ
>tfw everybody will drink there
>tfw i will have too if i want to keep my normie status
>tfw it will set me back
Livng in this country is hell.
>>37260880
God, Russia looks like such a shit hole
>>37260859
Spend ten-fifteen minutes in that position every day. You can do it by grabbing onto something, or by holding something heavy as if you were doing goblet squats. Do it every day, rock back and forth to really stretch. Do not warm up, you want your muscles to be cold for this. You might never be able to rest comfortably in a slav squat depending on your build, being fat makes it harder on account of your belly, so losing weight might help.
>>37265703
you can just drink little bro, it won't derail you by that much
>live in third world
>have squat toilet at home
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>37264528
god damn
I'm a slav and I don't find squatting comfy
>>37257582
That's how they poop, so they've been doing it their whole lives.
>>37266354
That's like an american saying they don't like guns
>>37257582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
slav squat is best squat
>>37266433
You mean like Californians?
>>37267112
no, americans.
>Could have been a beautiful Cro High thread
>Infected by slav scum
>Be in kindergarten and squat for story time.
>teacher: everyone sit indian style for story time, you too anon.
>begin to sit indian style for the rest of my life.
I think that it has fucked up my posture and warped my pelvis. I legitimately cannot squat anymore because of ankle flexibility.
