tell me again
why the fuck dont you do yoga?
I'm not a woman
>>37256723
/thread
I'm too selfconcious to put myself in the fuck me poses
>>37256723
but your obviously a homosexual to not get in there and collect that sweet yogi pussy
>>37256717
do any hot girls actually do yoga or is it all fat ugly woman with stretched vaginas and rippling asses
i do its good for you.
just dont be a fag with the mat and the little outfits and all the 'inner peace' talk and do the moves.
thank me later. it improves your lifting and general health
>>37256755
hell yeah theyre all hot
but then again
most girls are hot where Im from
>>37256723
Yoga isn't just for women.
>>37256830
>I'm from the Internet, baby.
>>37256717
I've done it in my muay thai class as a warm up, I felt so great afterwards.
>>37256717
Hate being around women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMd3XN1KZ3A&index=3&list=PLui6Eyny-UzwheLDyEScgdgbh7z3FgNCX
typical yogi girl
look at that ass
just look at it
holy fuck
Because I'm 255lbs
>classes are too expensive
>I can't do basic yoga beginner videos since I never got better even when I stuck to it
>lose motivation very easily
I'll just stick to my basic stretches along with lifting and running.
>>37256911
She's wearing yoga pants and still has no ass.
Raise your standards.
>>37256830
>>37256875
Because most of them aren't actually doing Yoga, they're just doing a stretching class with some eastern flavour so it's more interesting to Carol and the rest of the girls at work
>>37256945
>cant afford classes
you have the internet, right?
>>37256832
You're right. Women and faggots do yoga.
>>37256931
I'm 240 and I did it fine..There's a yoga place down the road that looks cool. So many qt college girls go there. Then I remember I'm only 25 and I'm not some old grandpa and not feel weird about it anymore.
>>37256959
Internet is shit cheap here. One yoga class is $20 because hipsters.
>>37256952
A lot of those poses maker her ass look nice and phat, poor Anon must be too thirsty to see through the ruse.
I feel like becoming a yoga instructor for the poon
>>37256717
yoga is a religious practice. asking an aryan why he doesnt yoga is like asking him why he doesnt do ramadan or celebrate purim.
fucking idiots.
>>37256961
No.I'm a faggot and I don't do yoga
>>37256723
i bet you think eating burnt animal corpses is masculine as well
>>37257247
gtfo you disgusting liberal
>>37257263
Sandal-wearing cuckfag detected
>>37256957
Guy in the back looks like little mac
I do stretching after my workouts. It's the same shit without the hippie zen bullshit.
>>37257247
Nazis didn't do yoga faggot !
>>37257263
It's metal as fuck when you describe it like that senpai
>>37256769
What do you mean "fag with the matt"?
What little outfits?!
Anon I'm confused, don't judge me.
>>37256981
He means look up youtube yoga
>>37257545
Thanks for pic related
>>37256911
>mfw she started talking about "building lean muscle mass"
Bitch that's like me giving advice about periods and childbirth. You literally have no clue what you're talking about. A bit like Trappy, come to think of it, except he's equally unqualified when it comes to vaginas.
>>37256961
And ignorant people hold strong opinion on things they don't know anything about. Just because yoga has been opted as a trend by women, does not render it's value moot.
It's is stretching and mindful mediation in one. You would only disregard it if you knew no better
>>37257802
its value*
>>37257247
It's a spiritual practice, not religious
>>37257802
yes but you sound gay as fuck lol
>>37257856
Du skylder mig penge
>>37257867
what
>>37257867
du skylder mig penge
>>37257802
And no one gives two shits
>>37257802
>mindful mediation
> slowly insert dildo into ur mediterranean anus
>>37257883
Nej jeg
>>37257902
jo du gor
>>37257802
there's that fag talk we talked about
>>37257931
Det skal du ikke kalde mig, din svinekam
>>37257983
>>37257931
hold kjeft
>>37256717
Well now I'm reconsidering it.
>>37257670
You are welcome !
>>37257983
skide joder
Yoga is a waste of time if you're just doing it for mobility, the workouts are mediocre and probably not even what you actually need. If you want better mobility for whatever sport or whatever you do just look up proper stretches for that activity, not some generalized shit that wont help you. If you enjoy it go do it.
>>37257247
hindus are aryan though
>>37258019
>>37257994
Haha, norska är inte ett seriöst språk :D
I do. Every Wednesday after work with my girl.
>>37256717
I have her nudes
>>37257545
saved
>>37256723
11/10
>>37256957
Call me by Eric pyrdz
>>37256957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
I just use this and it's only 20 bucks
>>37259716
>stabil
>>37259260
sup Cory
>>37257545
That image is fucking nonsense. Discipline is necessary beceause work food etc
>>37256717
not enough space at home.
>>37256723
fpbp
>>37259260
Post em faggot.
>>37257247
Aryan
/ɛːrJən/
adjective
1.
relating to or denoting a people speaking an Indo-European language who invaded northern India in the 2nd millennium BC, displacing the Dravidian and other aboriginal peoples.
noun
1.
a member of the ancient Aryan people.
"the Aryans brought Hindu religious thought to India"
t. Proud Pajeet
you dumbmothershit
>>37256900
frogtwitter strikes again?
>>37257545
>caring what nazis think
dead ideology full of american euromutts and homosexuals with daddy issues. germans lose once again
>>37257426
>i got nothing to say so im gonna name call
>i also think im alfa cus i kill animals for no reason
>>37257554
you are the reason metal is seen as cringe
>>37257005
Are you blind or just gay? She has very little in the way of arse.
>>37257554
>metal as fuck
>senpai
I hate you.
>>37257902
>>37257931
>>37257983
>>37257994
Wtf is this even a real language or are you spergs just typing in gibberish?
>>37256958
THIS
>>37263778
Its' Danish and Norwegian maybe even Swedish.
>>37257554
love you nigga!
>>37263815
Gross
>>37257545
>why Europe was able to conquer the world, the imagemacro
is this a /pol/ crosspost?
>>37256717
it's for girls
the girls actually doing yoga are fat moms
Guy here. Where do i start with yoga? My uncle is like 60 years old and looks like 45 MAX. He did yoga his whole life.
>>37264251
Buy a matress, check for beginner asa a. There are lots of comfy and qt yoga trainers on youtube.
>>37264274
Damn, asana.
>>37260666
Which is largely only as emphasized as it is in this time because of social reason.
>>37257247
You are confusing me for >>37258313 this reason. Yoga is extremely aryan.
>>37264274
Thank you.
>>37256753
>Being such a thirsty nigger, you have to do something as gay as yoga to get near women.
>>37263760
>newfags don't know about the word filters
>>37264274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf6dOtqKfg8
>>37259679
still makes me rock hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdKvBRSx0_A
Can you do it, /fit/?
>>37264114
I think danish is kinda gibberish, but Norwegian but mostly swedish is retarded
>>37256717
I live in a backwater country town.
The ONE yoga class is £45 every two weeks and is attended entirely by Skeletons or Megafat middle class cougars.
The other option is a 2 hour drive.
So no OP. I don't do fucking yoga.
>>37264948
>he think he need physical instructor to do yoga
>he think he cant just do yoga at home
Just stretch like a non-faggot
Aren't there a lot of fatties in yoga class that somehow think that doing yoga results in weight loss?
>>37264948
https://www.youtube.com/user/yogawithadriene
BANG. Now you can do yoga.
>>37256717
My gym doesn't offer it and I don't want to drive to another location
>>37266638
>>37265184
I think you're missing the point
>>37266656
>I think you're missing the point
Youre dumb enough to do something boring as fuck to maybe get to look at one girl who is attractive doing poses like that?
Good fucking god have some self respect, if you want to do yoga thats fine but dont do yoga just to stare at the one pretty girl in the class
>>37257554
You my nigga
>>37266677
>not wanting those test levels to rise while doing yoga
>thread on yoga
>only a few posts of girls in yoga pants
>/fit/
>>37266700
>doing yoga raises test levels
[citation needed]
>>37266638
Fugg this girl has amazing feet
>>37256723
I'm a woman and don't do yoga either. I chose to do martial arts. Your "logic" is deeply faulty
>>37266773
I'm sorry if the sight of a woman rising her ass in front of you does nothing for you
>>37266812
Few things come to mind
(i) Yoga is still a waste of time since you can look at pretty girls online at home or pretty girls in the gym should you find them
(ii) The likelihood of finding an attractive girl in yoga seems very small, seems like its mostly for middle age women who´ve pushed out a few kids and are now "Trying to get back in shape" or fat chicks with similar reasons
(iii) If you make the argumen that "Oh you can talk to them" stop right the fuck now and refer to point (ii) if you do manage to find a girl who is attractive and single in yoga then fine but its not more likely to find her while doing yoga. If thats your main motivator you should do something like take dance classes instead since its actually useful, higher chance of finding a girl who is attractive and proably less boring
Posting average girls you´ll meet in yoga class
>>37266995
the ones that do yoga at my gym are kinda bland looking, if you want hot chicks look to the ones lifting weights
the more expensive places have some hot chicks but I am not paying the absurd memberships they have just to look at chicks in tight clothes
>>37266995
I live in a college town, here they're tight bodied fucking super qt's and milfs..
>>37257802
this desu
saying yoga is gya and denying yourself helpful flexibility is like women being afraid of lifting cause they think it will make them manly.
graduate high school, re-measure your dick, and get off your high horse, children.
>>37256723
/thread
>>37267166
Great analogy.
>>37264355
Her splits are crap though.
>>37256755
If you go to a uni, literally 80% are super hot, mostly blondes. However, aside from yourself there are usually only one or two guys so you gotta play it off that youre there for spiritual gains or some bulls hit because you'll look like some horny faggot if you pop one in a room full of tight asses
>>37267166
Except yoga is shit for actual mobility work that you need.
>>37267166
>>37257802
>Yoga is the only way to improve mobility. Yoga is the only way to meditate. That is the way it has always been and will be; that way and not some other way.
Behold the ascended zenlord with the gaping mind and third eye over here.
>>37257263
i bet you think eating raw vegetable corpses is masculine as well
>>37266912
your logic is like
>sex is pointless, i can just do it myself
dude, seeing a hot girl doing provocative poses in ass emphasizing (assphasizing?) yoga pants is qualitatively different than seeing the same thing on your computer. =(
>>37256753
>yogi pussy
>yogi
Oh god no.
>>37268197
Are the pigtails really necessary?
>>37266995
Maybe in the Midwest lmao
>>37256717
not confident enough to be the only guy in a room full of women and don't care enough to do it at home
i do love meditation though
Because it doesnt grant any special powers so whats the point
>>37268286
>it doesnt grant any special powers
u wot m8
>tfw live in the suburbs
>yoga classes and dance classes (another thing recommended to meet girls) are filled with 40+ year old ladies
i'd rather do yoga from home
>>37268355
exactly
no yogafags can actually yoga flame or stretch armstrong
>>37256717
is it just me or do 99% of women's hobbies just an excuse for them to dress slutty to take pictures for social media and get attention from men?
>>37266812
It makes me horny. But I would never seek out a yoga class just to see butts. I socialize with women in regular places for the purpose of actually meeting them and eventually having sex. Approaching them in this setting is more difficult than say a bar or public event. But I doubt someone who joins yoga to MAYBE see a good butt ever approaches someone in the first place
>>37268467
>women
>hobbies
pick one. Literally everything women do is to seek attention from the opposite sex.
>>37268502
I'm well aware, why do they pretend this isn't the case?
>>37268553
Because if they acknowledge that they seem like sluts, when theyre not. They do it to attract everyone so they can have their pick of the best guys, be they strong or handsome or rich. The more attention they get the more likely getting a good mate is. Similarly if you go to the club with a couple girls in your group that act flirty towards you, you'll get more attention from other girls there who see it. Shdoi!
>>37267350
Then you're not doing it right.
There are many, many, maaaaaaany ways of doing yoga. Some are really weak and will not get you very far. Some will really demand both strength and flexibility.
Just ignore the fat women doing "yoga". They just do the ridiculously easy parts.
>>37256832
Sounds like something a guy named fucking Brandon would say.
It helps with mobility, balance and flexibility. These three things are probably aspects of fitness that your average /fit/izen ignores, so I would say most people on /fit/ could benefit from some kind of yoga.
>>37257802
/thread
>>37256900
Someone understands
Have you gotten to the point where you want to punch them for no reason?
>>37256957
Second from the right was the hottest.
>>37256717
I'm taking a Yoga class this summer. Did it for flexability, found out it's actually improved my strength. Also some hot girls in the class. Win win, don't know why /fit/ has to hate.
I do yoga, but the kind based on eastern spirituality and mind-body practice with mantras, breathwork and mudras- not the typical fitness boutique westernized yoga-inspired stretching.
It is a majority women and they dress modestly, but 2 weeks ago there was this thick Latina who came in dressed like that with her whole ass hanging out of tiny shorts, and I sperged out coming on to her, and she actually left the yoga room (before class started) and put on normal non-seethru yoga pants. Perhaps I should have told her- I like your outfit, but please respect the meditiative environment here by putting your pants on."
