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2016-05-21 05:28:50 Post No. 37249331
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2016-05-21 05:28:50
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How about a cringe story /fit/?
Fresh from today
>Hit one year lifting
>finally hit lmao 2 pl8 bench
>confidence soaring
>still no social skills
>decide macho man randy savage is a badass
>start mimicking his sayings whilst lifting and flexing
>"oooo i'm the cream of the crop"
>decide i'm /fit/ enough to start hitting on gym bunnies
>decent looking high test chick been working machines
>we've glanced at eachother over the last few days
>take this as a time to act
>walk over to her after getting sick chest pump
>say "you're going nowhere" in worst macho man voice I'ver ever done
>she Bertstares
>say "i've got you here for 3 minutes, and you're gonna like it"
>still randy savage mode
>she gets up from leg press machine to walk away
>I shout out in loudest macho man impersonation
>"OOOO YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE"
I haven't stopped having an anxiety attack about for 6 hours.Fucking hold me /fit/, you didn't teach me how to use my muscles to socialize. fuck fuck fuck.
