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The weight feels light
in the squat rack tonight
Not a Leg day
To be seen
A Kingdom of Isolations
I look nothing like Aziz
My Bros are assholes and annoying like Jeff Seids
Can't make him go, Scooby knows I've tried
Don't do compounds, just use machines
Be the curlbro the chicks want you to be
Don't do SS, it's just the trolls
But they're not trolls!
Let it grow, let it grow
Can’t hold me back anymore
Let it grow, let it grow
Pick the weight up off the floor
I don’t care
If /fit/ calls me gay
I just want some glutes
I can't get a girlfriend anyway
It’s funny how some squatting
Makes everyone else seem small
And the DYELs that once trolled me
Can’t make me mad at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test the PRs and break through
No abs, no cuts, no gf for me
I’m free
Let it grow, let it grow
I'm not talking about my thighs *wink
Let it grow, let it grow
I'm slightly turned on by guys (no homo)
A Whole Gallon
Of Milk each day
Pile more weight on
My knees exploding and my ass is in the ground
I caught you mirin my huge glutes because they're big and round
And one thought hits me like a frothy protein blast
I'm never going back, that curlfag's in the past!
Let it go, hetero
My cock rises like the break of dawn
Kiss me bro, no homo
My cis privilege is gone!
Here I squat
/fit/ has turned me gay
let the trolls rage on
I don't lift to get girls anyway
kekked i like it senpai
>>37249252
tippity top kek, senpai
I liked it!
Let it grow!
>>37249252
good work op i sang along
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The gym is open, weights on the floor,
I don't have to cut anymore,
Who knew we had eight thousand Olympic plates?
For years I've struggled with the stalls,
Looking at the mirrors on the walls,
Finally I'll be lifting heavy weights!
Cause for the first lift in forever,
There'll be spotters it won't be light,
For the first lift in forever,
I'll have to push with all my might!
Don't know if I'm pushing or pulling,
But somewhere it will show,
Cause for the first time in forever,
I'll finally grow!
I can't wait to spot for everyone!
What if I spot for...the one?
Today imagine me swole and tall
Bigger than others, nothing's small
A creature of aesthetic grace
I suddenly see her standing there
A beautiful qt, oh God don't stare
I wanna know how to get third base
But then we squat and bench all evening
Both lifting like a star
Nothing like the sloots I've met so far
For the first lift in forever
I'll lifting up a ton
For the first lift in forever
I might be 'mired by someone
And I know it's totally crazy
For a qt to steal a glance
But for the first lift in forever
At least I've got a chance
2] Don't do compounds, just use machines
Be the curlbro the chicks want you to be
Ab-wheel, no feel, keep body fat low
Hypertrophy to make all your veins show
1] Don't care how much I weigh
2] Put my abs on display
1+2] Can't wait for this day
2] Tell the noobs that SS is for gays!
1] So great!
1] For the first lift in forever
2] Don't do compounds, just use machines
1] I'm pressing heavy weights above
2] Be the curlbro the chicks want you to be
1] A chance to break my stalls
2] Ab-wheel
1] A chance at getting buff
2] Ab-wheel, no feel, keep body fat low
1] Won't wait until tomorrow
No skipping on leg day
'Cause for the first lift in forever
For the first lift in forever
Nothing's in my way!
>>37249252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxWnbD9Okc
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Kristoff: Really? I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with mass.
Olaf: Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it’ll be like when summer does come.
Abs they’ll show,
Sloots they’ll want to examine bones
And I’ll be doing whatever swole does in summer
A girl by my side,
Her hands sliding up my trembling thighs
Prob'ly getting totally laid in summer
I’ll finally muster up the courage to make a post on /fit/
And find out their guarded, secret shortcuts on how to get ripped
And I can’t wait to see
What my buddies all think of me
Just imagine how much swoler I’ll be in summer
Dah-dah, da-doo, a-bah-bah-bah bah-bah-boo
The sticky is long and far too intense,
I’ll make a new thread, it just makes sense!
Rrr-raht da-daht dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah dah dah doo
Winter’s a good time to stay in and train,
But just do ten sit-ups and I’ll have made… visible progress!
When lifts get tough, I’ll just find a new routine
And make sure to eat the same old shit: I’ll surely get lean
Oh, the sky will be blue,
And you guys will be there too
When I finally do what swollen things do in summer!
Kristoff: I’m gonna tell him.
Anna: Don’t you dare!
Olaf: IIIIINNN SUUUUMMEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!
>frozen came out three years ago
>>37249528
>1990 was twenty six years ago
i'm going to end my life very soon, i'm not even joking. I spent 5 years on medication that fucked with my head, i've been off them for over a year now, and i can't live like this anymore. there is no way i'm taking that brain fucking shit again, but now that i'm fully aware again, i can't do it any longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg
>>37249549
>799lb total
id kill myself too tbqh
>>37249549
Nice attention whoring you fag.
>>37249555
5 months of lifting, sine i don't think the 6 months before my back injury at work followed by not being able to walk for a week, and months of not being able to workout should really count.
>>37249549
If you actually were you would do it, not shitpost about it on a Disney princess appreciation forum
>>37249252
>Let it go, hetero
im dying get help
>>37249520
not bad anon
>>37249573
Piss off you wanker.
