>a-another Friday night h-home alone.
Thanks /fit/.
Get friends and a gf faggot
>mfw I made three really good friends at a reddit meetup
>tfw I also met my current gf there too
You might get lucky too anon
>>37238707
Where you at cunt, I'll let you suck muh dink
>>37238733
rookie mistake, they will fuck you over in the end mate, one way or another.
>>37238733
This some really good bait
>>37238733
You Fucki-... nice job, anon.
>>37238741
sydney
no homo tho
>>37238753
>>37238733
Congratulations anon. What is this reddit?
>>37238743
Op is pissing his pants about being alone and I told him a way to fix that
>>37238753
not bait at all, its true, it was the only meetup I went to also, lots of spergs there
>>37238754
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>>37238798
Story time anon
>>37238775
You in Sutherland? We can do this, all you need to do is say no homo
>>37238775
M8 you in lakemba?
>>37238829
>>37238832
campbelltown boiz
>>37238798
>was sitting at home all day or at uni/gyn
>getting sick of it so decide to make some friends
>look up meetup.com/uni societies eyc but they all look shit
>looking at picture of baltimore reddit meetup and think I should go to see what its like becauss I can always just leave if its shit
>go there and meet two chill guys and agree swap numbers, see qt3.14 asian girl and think fuck it and ask her out
>she says yes and I have been with her for like 6 months now
>hang out with the two guys I met and another guy they introduced me to every other weekend for beer vidya and top banter
And all of this because I decided to turn up to a random reddit meetup, havent been to one since though
>>37238808
Shit meant to quote
>>37238860
>tfw in bed with a snoring high-test qt3.14
>tfw my heart belongs to /fit/
>>37238860
>and think fuck it and ask her out
How'd you ask her out? Like what'd you say?
>>37238865
>>tfw my heart belongs to /fit/
No it doesn't. Leave.
Me too mate.
Don't worry, we're never truly alone when we're on 4chan, right?
At least I'll be able to get a good sleep so I can wake up and keep getting those gains tomorrow morning.
>>37238860
Kek, I did a similar thing with a reddit meet, became fwb. Turns out she had gone to a bunch of other meets and knew almost every other person there and fucked them.
It was kinda funny though, because I was her 'favourite' and would sit on my lap while they were trying to beta orbit and 'steal' her back. Turns out the majority of them are losers that fell in love with her the second she sat on their willy. I felt like such a chad.
>>37238899
I was pretty drunk so I just asked her if she wanted to grab a coffee the following week and she agreed
Easy peasy
>managed to kiss a girl I thought was pretty just by being my usual asshole self
Is this what making it feels like?
>>37238707
sleep tight puper
you can make friends at the gym in the morning
>>37238925
>>37238934
Are you guys good looking?
>>37238934
>>37238925
I wish I was this much of a Chad desu...
>>37238925
That sounds kinda sad for the guys. How'd you become fwb's tho? Is it like something you talk about or...?
>>37238961
I'm not big enough for that yet friend.
>>37238946
Leave.
>>37238961
How do you make friends at the gym?
I sometimes think I could ask people what routines they do.
>>37239021
See someone. Say hi. Make small talk. Ask them to spot you or something occasionally. Do it enough that you start saying hello as soon as you enter the gym. Then one day just grab their number and start off with being gym buddies. Progress from there. Honestly it's exhausting to put this amount of effort into someone. Just make swole friends out of the gym and bring them with you.
But try being big enough for people to want to gym with you in the first place lol.
>>37238998
Fairly average looking facewise, but have green eyes, somewhat /fit/ and 6 feet tall but lots of the guya there were pretty sloppy so I looked good in comparisson
>>37239020
Im not a chad anon
>>37238733
>reddit meetup
>>37239064
>tfw 5'10/5'11
>tfw brown eyes and black hair
>tfw I will never make it
>>37239064
>Im not a chad anon
Yes you are.
>>37239074
I honestly didn't expect much but it turned out to be ok
>>37239064
>green eyes
Mah negro
I've also got an average face and 5'6 but green eyes. Theyre a pussy magnet
>>37239086
Everyone has brown eyes and black hair so its not like you are deformed or some shit, and no im not a chad, I was pretty drunk at the time which is why I had the balls to ask her out, normally I am a turbo autist. If I can do it anon then you can
>>37239098
I literally wouldn't know what to say even if I'm drunk lol.
>>37238998
I'm usually the best looking dude in a group, but I'm not striking or anything. Just average looks that have been slightly improved.
>>37239020
At the meet, chatted a little, I noticed she wasn't wearing a bra (had small tits), gave her a cheeky wink, swapped skypes, after we did a little cam chat she invited me over the next day.
Honestly, I felt a little bad for the guys too, they were so pathetic. I didn't feel bad because I was chadding it up, I felt bad because they clearly insanely beta and would probably never bang a smoking hot chick again
>>37239109
Ask about their uni, work and hobbies and go from there, drink enough beer and you probably will become very social and it'll come easy. Make sure to find out though if the girl is single, lots of the girls at the one I went to had their boyfriends there too so find out first so you dont waste your time, what city are you in btw?
>>37239115
post face
That aside, I hope it'll become good motivation for them.
>>37239127
sydney
What hobbies do normies usually have btw? So I can relate and stuff.
>>37239156
The sydney one is the one I went to lol, but usually not many,watching movies or videogames seems to be everyones hobbies so catch up on capeshit movies and you will be good
I'm going out tonight with people from work. It's a very small company and everyone is cool as fuck even though I'm the youngest (21), no one else is less than 30. It should be fun.
Like I've only been working for them for a couple weeks and they already invited me to some other events, to smoke weed (I don't do that shit though) and much more stuff. Cool people.
If it wasn't for that I would stay home doing nothing probably. I just moved to London and I have no friends at all. How do you make friends being so young anyway? The only friends I've made where I grew up were from school, and later since I play guitar from my band. I don't have any guitars here so I can't join a band to make friends.
meh
Also I fixed that jihad guy now he's actually laughing.
>>37239177
Much better pic now anon.
>>37239164
Oright. I'll keep it in mind.
>>37239177
Beautiful.
>>37238860
Ayyy lmao what's up MD bro. NoVA reporting in.
>>37239723
You have the wrong guy im afraid
