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Just found a baby slug in my salad. I took a bunch on my fork, brought it to my mouth and just as I was about to chomp down what I thought was a bit of spice/italian dressing started to put its little stalks out.

I made the little guy a home with salad leaves, some cucumber and earth as well as droplets of lukewarm water. I don't think I can eat salad again. To think I'd eat the little guy alive.

Just warning you all to be careful when eating salads.
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>>37228177

that's free protien fgt
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CUTE!!!
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post pics
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>>37228177
Slugs aren't even sentient
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I don't give a care
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>>37228223
This is his home now. I need a name for him. Maybe Bradley.
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>>37228248
poke holes in the plastic lid you dolt
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>>37228248

>not slurm
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>>37228248
>not naming your tiny slug Rich Piana
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>>37228248
Name him Dubs McSalads
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>>37228210

Came here to say this

Also

N E V E R G O N N A M A K E IT
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>>37228255
I figure since he's so tiny he won't need much air anyway. I'll just open the lid to freshen it up every now an then like this
>>37228273
He is now slurm mcsalads richpiana
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>>37228366
where is he i cant see him? put him on rei
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Pour a drop of vinegar on him
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>>37228228
dude shut the frick up
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>>37228248
Why bother? Snails are superior in every way.
Not to mention they are literally lifting their whole fucking house, fit as fuck.
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You gotta flavor his salad up with some salt, come on OP.
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>>37228419
This kills the slug
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>>37228383
l-lewd
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>>37228177
When does it turn into a 12/10 slug girl who forces you to have sex with it for sparing it's life and taking care of it?
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>>37228177

Raise him until he is maxed out in size. That slug is basically a machine that turns salad into protein.
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>>37228366
youre gona sufficate him this way, best find a filter to use as a top so u dont forget the little slugger.
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>>37228383
<3
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>>37228508
after you take 50mg of zinc before you got to bed .
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>>37228536
You just had to turn this into a weeaboo shit hole, didn't you?
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>>37228536
I still don't fucking see him
Is he even still alive OP
Is he moving
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>>37228177
fucking vegans killing poor innocent slugs

baka desu senpai
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>>37228582
its on the piece of salad ya dense fuck
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>>37228582
He's on the salad leaf next to her left leg
I'm not even the guy who took the picture
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>>37228582
He's tiny
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>>37228177
>>37228644
>>37228536

Shit, compared to the OP it looks like it got natty slug gains already. What a machine.
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>>37228644
Brah make sure he gets his protein MAKE HIM MASSIVE
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>>37228758
Would he need vegan protein?
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>>37228177
i was hoping this was a thread about making slugs swole.
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>>37228644
get him on that GOLAD already ffs
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>>37228771
I think so...
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>>37228795
it is now.

wondering if there's any steroids equivalent you could give them.
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>>37228415

there are pros and cons
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>>37228902
I have some creatine, would that help him get swole if I sprinkle a little on his salad? Or should I apply the creatine directly onto him?
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>>37228921
how bout no and feed it protein-dense vegetables?
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>>37228928
What should I feed him? I want to give him a good headstart before I release him into the forest. I want him to pull all kinds of slug grills and fight off birds
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>>37228928
>protein-dense vegetables

oh no, looks like a retard fell for vegan propaganda
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>>37228921
that'll dry him up and kill him pls no
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>>37228902
>poops in its own shell
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When you guys buy lettuce, do you always rinse it before eating? This thread has me worried that I eat a bunch of garbage.
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>>37228950
spinach is god tier
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>>37228177
>This thread
Make sure he grows large enough so that you can sound your dickhole using him.
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>>37228177
Why do burgerland people throw away good protein?

I eat larvae. Cheap and tasty. Those packs are less than a dollar.
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I demand an update on slugbro
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>>37229257
Because I'm not poor and can afford meat
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>>37228366
>>37228536
>>37228644
>anime figure
Thanks for reminding that I'm browsing 4chan.
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>>37228596
>>37228596
Fucking WHERE
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>>37229094
Soak it in a bleach solution, rinse, soak it in vinegar, rinse
Then spin dry
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>>37228644
Oh I see it
I thought it was just a rip on the leaf
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>>37228177
slither on, slugger
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>>37228536
I thought this was going to be a cute thread
And you throw that weeb shit right in there OP
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>>37228177

Ahhh raise it! And if dubs can we name it? I call "Bubbles"
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>>37228366

Just out holes in it you maniac. At least give him fresh air. He may not "need" it but cmon man.
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>>37229987
He's ok. I aerated his terrarium for a bit. He has a nice view of the mountains. I'm working on a tiny stick to make him do bench presses.
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>>37231641
>make him do Bench presses

Lol. You make /fit proud, bro
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>>37229071
POO IN LOO
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>>37231641
OP, this is a big responsibility are you sure you can handle it?
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>>37231641
Lmao cum on him and see if he turns into a she.
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>>37228644
Does he have a quarry to settle?
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>>37231827
wouldn't he drown?
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>>37231969
Just the tip
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>>37231782
I'm going to release him into the wild, I hope he will manage to survive. I don't want to overly domesticate him.
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>>37232024
Kek
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024

Slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON SLUGGER
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON MY SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger!
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>>37232024

slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37229257

don't you have to die in a carbomb explosion or something?
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>>37232024
Slither on slugger
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>>37229257

Because I don't live in a 3rd world shithole
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37228248
Maybe Bradley sounds pretty good.
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slugs are hermaphrodites

and OP, I'm not sure if he'll be slaying mad slug pussy with bench. You need to get him/her practice with their harpoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTV23B5gBsQ
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger!
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger


>mfw this thread
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>>37232751
That's nasty why is nature so nasty
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>>37231969
slither on, slugger
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>>37228177

>people getting so upset about eating a fucking slug
>vegans are the crazy ones
>this entire world is beta and stupid
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>>37228366
>not slick piana
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37228644
It's a good thing that you didn't put dressing with full of salt in it at first in the salad
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>>37233244

this
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37228177
This is why you wash your salad, first OP. You have to save these cute guys.
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37228177
>losing gains what a fag
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER!
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>>37229257
Would if they sold it in the US. The only way you can eat insects is via edgy "WOW LOOK WE'RE EATING BUGS" companies where it's so overpriced it's a waste of money since it's just a novelty to most people
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>>37228177
>work at cracker barrel
>find slugs in salad absolutely all the time
>also they loved the ice bin too
>forget where I was going with this
>slugs, man
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232751
kek. if i were a biology teacher, i would show this to my students.
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on, Slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37228248
/fit/
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON; SLUGGER
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>>37231827
>tfw i recognize that doujin
hi /d/
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON SLUGGER
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>>37228248
Name him Slug † Christ
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>>37232024
This whole thread has been great.

>slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
>>37228177
I made this game after little Slugger
http://slither.io/
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37228210
More like free parasites
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
>slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37235979
Aaannnd there goes my day.
Thanks anon.
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on, Slugger!
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>>37232024
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>>37236940
FUCK. Some fucker ran into me at 801.
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>>37237154
Mine lagged a bit and I ran into someone at 900ish

:C
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slitther on, slugger
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>>37228536
Absolute madman
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>>37229257
Bruh.

Are those silkworms?

I love those guys.
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>>37229257
WTF, you Vietcong fucking shit, brah?
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37234978
>>tfw i recognize that doujin
Sauce on doujin?
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger.
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>>37232024
Slither on, li'l Slugger!
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
slither on slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37228177
sltiher on, lil slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
slither on slugger you gobshite
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024

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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
also check em
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger!
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>>37232024
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>>37228262
>this kills the reader
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>>37232024
Why make this?
These images meant for shit threads
This was good thread
Now derailed
You do bad
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger.
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37228177
cute! now set it free in your garden and wish it luck on the path of life.
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>>37232024
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>>37229071
The shit slides out under the shell and falls off of its body eventually, which is arguably even worse. Some sea snails have remote assholes and a siphon so they shoot their shit out in the water.
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger
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slither on slugger
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>>37232560
kek
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>>37235979
Wew. Made it to 5335 and bounced between 4th and 2nd rank.
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
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>>37228273
>>37228295
>>37228383
>>37228508
>>37228744
>>37228827

this thread is nice
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>>37228508
You a fa/tg/uy?
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
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>>37232024

slither on, slugger
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slugger /fit/'s new mascot
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
Slither on slugger
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>>37233256
Wow... That's actually better
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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>>37232024
>tfw every now and then a thread comes along makes me realize /fit/ is worth coming back to every now and then

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
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>>37232024
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
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>>37232024
slither on, slugger
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