Who else wants to /dieinbattle/ here?
does it really matter how it happens
>>37222160
FORTH EOLINGAS!
>>37222160
It's always been a nice thought for sure. Once you realize that War has been highly romanticized and that you'll more than likely be gutted like a fish, and left to die/rot uneventfully it sorta loses its appeal.
Join the army and you can do it right now.
>>37222179
>2016
>all people end up dying old in bed hooked up to machines barely conscious
>there will probably never be a truly
honorable good cause to die for
A SWORD DAY
A RED DAY
>>37222229
yeah here i updated the meme so now it's timeless
just posting to find this post >>37222222
>>37222160
i occasionally day dream of dying a heroic death
>tackle a school shooter
>get shot
>beat him the fuck out
>lay down next to him and bleed out
>>37222160
Almost did. Was surrounded by Haji's on all sides. Two members of my squad dead. By the time we got to the LZ another 2 were dead. Only myself and one other guy made it and I had been shot 3 times and clawed out someone's eyes.
Not as glamorous as it looks. I can't walk right or use my left arm.
not me fuck that shit
>>37222333
b-but in my m-movies
>>37222160
You'd be surprised at how much I'd give to be able to march under the Hakenkreuz banner and then march to battle.
>>37222322
>Not being the school shooter
Back to bodybuilding forums normie
>>37222333
Thanks for your service.
As horrible and stressful that sounds, you've been exposed to a situation where you were pushed to your limits and have been truly truly tested physically and mentally. ill probably never be that tested and in a way I'm thankful and jealous at the same time
>>37222160
Naw
I think chad will stop camping my house with an xl 5 topping pizza and banging my wife if I didn't exist
Let's give him something to do
>tfw you'll never lay on the cold ground succumbing to your wounds while the broken bodies of your enemies lay scattered around you
I bet it's a surreal and calming feel brehs.
>93 ASVAB
>Meet all requirements for PJ (and then some)
>No allergies/ailments
>astigmatism...
Hoping to get my chance in PJ within a year. Just had LASIK so I can reapply for waiver in 6 months. Wish me luck.
Would give just about anything to die in battle.
Like the old guy Tostig from Vikings.
Got no kids so I've always figured if the wife dies before me I'll either go sailing into a storm or walk into the woods to find a bear. Basically battle the world until something claims me.
Is actually the main reason I stay fit.
wrong board?
>>37222555
Ccchhecked boiii
>>37222554
May you live forever Anon. May no challenger claim your life but the Sands of the Hourglass.
>>37222506
>95 on ASVAB
>only took it to get out of class in HS
>3 years later the military still calls me every few months
RIDE TOMORROW
RIDE
RIIIIDDDDEEEEE
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
I get goosebumps erry time
>>37222624
>dies from presumed massive hemmoraghing from being crushed by his horse
I wanna die in battle and join my ancestors in vahalla
>>37222231
ERE THE SUN RISES
>>37222506
Should have got PRK or waited you fuck up anon.
Lasik is sketchy for HALO.
You been to MEPS yet?
>>37222160
When I run I put on Celtic battle songs and pretend I'm running head long into the enemy's flanks. I lift to Wardruna. Some day, brother
>>37222160
>tfw ill never lead a guild of strong /fit/ warroirs
>we'll never hunt deadly beasts together
>we'll never sit around a campfire at night preparing for battle the next day and sharing what could be our final feels
>we'll never return to a city tavern to drink in celebration of a completed quest and mourn our fallen /fit/ comrades
>we'll never charge into battle on horseback slaughtering those who did not flee in terror
>we'll never become a legendary band of invincible swordsmen that bards will write epic poems about
>we'll never decide to go on one last suicide quest to hunt the strongest beast in the world
>we'll never have an epic battle with the beast only to die one by one
>we'll never die together on the battlefield in eachothers arms smiling
>tfw we'll just have to wait till we die and are taken to Valhalla so we can fight with heroes
>>37223716
But if you don't die in battle you don't go to Valhalla
>>37223716
that was pretty fuckinh gay, eat shit
>>37222333
I know nothing will compare to you getting double trips on that post but thank you.
>>37222322
That's a little on the gay side
>>37222229
>there will probably never be a truly honorable good cause to die for
But there's many ways to honourably live for. Become a doctor. Save lives. Become a scientist and discover a way to cure cancer or an optimal renewable energy sauce.
>>37224141
I think I'd rather die in combat than fail med school
>>37222506
They won't accept you if you have astigmatism?
>>37222596
Is 95 good? Ausfag here. Why do they keep calling you?
>>37222676
Whats the difference why would it be sketchy for HALO?
>>37222779
What celtic battle songs?
>>37222333
How's it feel that that happened and benefited nobody?
>>37222639
Nigga that was from being thrown like a rag doll from the dragon-like beast of the second in command of the oposing army of evil and rolling while attached to a half ton animal. You survive that shit, nigga.
>>37223763
Found t>>37223763
he godless nigger
>>37222779
LIFTING TO WARDRUNA HERE
ITT: edgy teenagers
>>37224351
>That one cunt who spouts military hate while sitting comfortably in his mums basement
>>37224191
>Is 95 good? Ausfag here. Why do they keep calling you?
They want me to be in the military. The navy is the most persistent. They always call about putting me in the nuclear program but thats just BS that they use to try and get people to apply.
>>37222160
There will never be a cause worth dying for ever again
>tfw no king
>>37224191
I forgot to mention here>>37225050
but I think 95 is pretty high. I thought it was out of 100 but im not sure how it really works I think theres different versions or something
>>37224160
>rather fuels wars that causes several thousands innocents pain, suffering and death just cause his edgy beliefs than would actually help people
you want to know how i know you're gonna go back home crying to your mommy the moment you realize what war really is like?
grow up and stop watching too many fucking movies
>>37224351
Careful with that edge m8
>>37224141
This guy gets it.
>>37222221
>>37225050
>>37225070
I was always under the impression it went to like 120-130 or some shit. I guess I did better than I thought? Went with my cousin cause he was interested in joining the military. I wasn't but they still wanted me to do that test and "think about it". I figured "Why the fuck not" and got a 98. My cousin did a bit higher, probably cause he was only out of high school for about a year at the time and I was out for 3 with no school after, but we both kept getting calls non-stop. I stopped answering mine and they stopped calling after a few months.
He never joined the military. He's a cock.
Yeah I wish I could get stabbed in the middle of battle, fall to the ground and slowly bleed to death as people trample my various bodyparts.
>>37222160
Fuck dying dude. That shit is permanent.
>>37224141
>tfw last year of law school.
I only have one dream
The only thing I'd die for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-LFoSQVsY
"We live in an age in which there is no heroic death"
;-;
soon bros
>>37222333
go to bed jason
>>37222270
>now it's timeless
But you're not. What are doing with your time, anon?
>>37226830
>I'll hit the gym tomorrow
>I'll start dieting next month
>I'll study for my exams in the next session
>I'll enjoy summer and bitch diving next year
>>37225737
Do you ever let your politics get in the way of your work? Like if you were defending a black dude from a full aryan blond hair blue eyes guy, would it affect you?
>>37226830
>>37226939
Right in the feels.
I'm going to start NOW. I'll lurk 40 more mins, though.
>>37225156
I think everyone in this thread should read this. Most of the retards here don't know what war is. Only what you read.
Keep your keyboard fingers dusty with doritos, you fucks
>>37227024
dying in war is better than living under tyranny
>>37227068
What tyranny are you living under right now?
>>37224351
At least he felt alive.
>>37222554
>Like the old guy Tostig from Vikings.
fugg
i cried at that shit, no lie
>you will never be a viking
>>37227112
Mom buys the wrong chicken tendies
>>37222160
>wanting to die for a politican's arguments
>>37222206
According to my grandad it was fucking awful. He was conscripted and spent four years starving in a dirt trench while artillery rained down on him. Every now and then they would charge at the enemy and lose tons of people while gaining no ground because that's how trench warfare works.
>>37224632
I don't hate the rubes that get suckered by con men, I pity them.
>>37225070
Yeah but they are all crooked as fuck. Not only are the recruiters slimy as fuck, they have fuckall influence.
I got a 98 ASVAB and had a buddy who was in pull me aside and tell be to abort because none of the bullshit the recruiter was promising was within his power to do.
>>37222160
> joined the natty guard in 2013
> unit deployed to iraq in 05, 07
> unit in battalion got back from Afghanistan in 2012
> tfw missed the surge
> tfw never get to go kill hajis
>>37224632
The "soliders are brave, selfless men" is a fucking recruitment tool mate. Soliders are the last resort diplomatic play. The government needs them when they fuck up.
Take the invasion of Afghanistan. It happened because of 9/11, which in turn happened when in the Cold War the CIA dumped a billion dollars of weapons into Afghanistan for jihadis to fight the Soviets. After that they refused to fund a million dollars into rebuilding the war torn nation.
>>37227290
If you wanted to do that why did you join the national guard
>>37227183
Yeah you can't be buying the shitty chicken fingers with itty bitty crumbs on them. You have to get the good kind, 8 bucks.
>>37227290
Tfw sniper in an infantry unit '10-'14
Tfw deploy '12-13'
Tfw living on a COP in the middle of nowhere
Tfw have to work in the TOC instead of anything interesting
Got to watch SF kidnap some people out of a van in broad daylight 300m from our COP. That was neat.
One of the ABP outposts was attacked by the Talibs one night and we called in an airstrike on the bad guys. It was pretty cool.
One E-6 who's first deployment was the surge told me this was the worst deployment he'd ever had because zero combat was had.
I'm going to die a glorious death in the coming Europe racewar
>>37227742
Deus vult brother!
Fuck all the fucking beta pussies on this thread.
Me and my fucking /pol/ bruders will fucking fight to death in the glorius european race war. We are ten times the men of the rest of you fucking pussies. If I see any of you pussies in the war, prepare for a fucking beating.
DEUS VAULT BRUDERS.
>>37227290
>>37227738
lmao at you fucking nu males dying for the fucking jews. KEK.
>>37227854
This. DEUS VULT MEIN BRUDER. Can't wait to die a viking death in battle.
>>37223716
GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>37227854
If anything you are the real pussy here doing keyboard warfare.
>>37227904
Fuck off to tumblr cuck. Redpilled guys are naturally stronger according to studies; I could beat your fucking ass both on 4chan and in real life.
>>37222185
ERE THE SUN RISES
>>37227922
"ok"
>>37227258
As if the pity of some neckbeard has any value.
>>37227309
>The government needs them when they fuck up
They also need them for national security, for disaster relief, foreign aid etc. There's no denying that whatever the fuck is going on in the middle east is a political mess, but don't fucking act like the military is some government tool that has just sprung up in the last century. The whole "soldiers are brave, selfless men" stereotype is literally a result of the soldiers that span human history.
>>37227005
I don't plan on becoming a criminal lawyer. I'll probably start as corporate lawyer and work my way into politics.
>>37226776
this
