I'll admit I'm feeling tender tonight /fit/. Here's my boring story because I can't sleep.
>be me several years ago, 15 and 220 lbs
>sad sack
>can't sleep because of apnea
>constantly on the defensive because of my size
>at least, I think I am (in retrospect I was a huge asshole and was awful to everyone because I was insecure)
>only have a couple friends, had none for a couple years
>finally at age 16 I reunite with a girl I had been best friends with in my youth
>she's short, skinny, blonde, perky
>I am madly in love with her, but settle for being her friend
>of course, she would never love one like me
>she breaks up with her bf
>too insecure and fat to try
>she gets with some other guy
>years pass, I am insanely jealous
>jessiesgirl.mp3
>age 18, I finally decide to get /fit/
>lose my way to 165
>suddenly plateau January of 2016 because I just couldn't do the dieting and exercising, no motivation
>I don't see perky blonde that often as we're both busy with college now
>today
>I'm on my way to the gym (only going because required class, usually just do cardio and eat it off later)
>see perky blonde
>we talk for about 30 mins
>"have you been working out? You look good. Like, REALLY good."
>wherecanifindawomanlikethat?
>suddenly regain all motivation
>work it so hard in the gym I see stars
>go home and throw away all the tempting chips and pretzels
It's too late for me to get my girl. It might not be too late for you.
Former fatties, what was your moment of clarity that led you to become /fit/?
Me:
>have morbidly obese father
>he get surgery
>loses a lot of weight through diet changes
>suddenly my formerly 400 lb dad is wearing a large and I'm wearing XL
When I was fat my mom cooked an entire Rice Krispies tray for the family and I ate them all
When I was fat anything family sized was big enough for me
When I was fat and there was a fart smell everyone immediately looked at me and even tried to call me out even if it wasn't me
>>37210151
Now you hold it right there Tess! This thread ain't big enough for the both of us!
Thin privilege is never being accused of eating my sister's baby
>>37210197
Having babies is anti-feminist! All women should be free to be 300lb monsters living in studio apartments and maintaining blogs on important issues like manspreading!
>>37210070
I got too tired to keep humping my girlfriend and couldn't cum, she was super pissed.
Pic related, mfw trying to fuck her
>>37210070
Wasnt able to walk up university stairs or walk even without panting. It got so bad I started to even hold my breath as much as I can instead of focusing on the lectures material. I was pretty much fucked and needed to change to adapt
>>37210070
Kind of enjoy cosplaying. Took a good look in a mirror and thought "holy fuck that's disgusting. Gotta at least look presentable when in costume".
Poor reason to start, but 3 weeks in and for once, my motivation hasn't burned out instantly. Too bad I started too late for this year's convention, but I'll think of it as progress for next year.
Hey anyone else ever get an itchy fupa? I tried putting a mirror on a selfie stick to check mine but I just can't find one long enough.
>>37210028
I had a fat coworker one time. She was cool most of the time but she was a complainer. She came in late one day, forcing me to push the time before I go on a "meal violation" since I can't leave the store unmanned and manager has to do mandatory conference call with district leader. So she came huffing in 2 mins before I absolutely needed to clock out and apologised while catching her breath. She wasted about 5 mins of my lunch break trying to regain composure which irritated me but whatever, I had already ordered my lunch and it was ready. Enjoy my lunch but the portions were way too big so I took the leftovers to go to eat it for my dinner. I put it in the back next to the microwave and went back to work. Few hours go by and she took a 10 minute break. Now I should've known she was hungry which is why she took a 10 minute break but we were busy so I didn't really think twice. Couple hours later, a little before closing, I decide im going to eat my dinner. Well, coworker ended up eating my dinner because I didn't put my name on it. She also took giant swigs out of the cold brewed iced tea I had brought to work so I can enjoy it.... I learned my lesson. I always put my name on all my food and snacks
>>37210070
I just wanted to be stronger than my dad to be honest. He mostly just works out a bit with machine weights he has in the basement which keeps him pretty strong but I am catching up.
>>37210906
Don't work in a shitty place where people touch things that clearly aren't theirs
These threads are always full of self hating fatties saying they'll get better.
>>37210476
Wow are you trying to lose weight for AX? Because I am too. Or did you mean Comicon...
>>37210070
>virgin, 330lb, full-on NEET
>only action with girls during holidays, hugging super sexy cousins
>no shame in being fully erect during--too fat for boner to be noticed
>fapping to the memory on Xmas night, break down crying
>suicide or make it, fuck this shit
>find /fit/, start lifting and walking, enroll in college, get a shitty job
>down 100+ pounds in a year, completely unrecognizable in conjunction with new dressing and grooming standards
>attract qt3.14 gf in school somehow
>invites me to her house
>resolve not to address and apologize for inexperience
>watching a movie, fuck it, that's not why I'm here--make a move
>making out, go to her bedroom, get her clothes off
>gets my shirt off, don't fucking say anything about the skin, just go for it
>fuck her for what seems like a long time, have a seriously hard time finishing, but eventually manage
>dating for the last 6 months or so
>close to graduation and a reasonable career job
>gonna make it
>>37211224
Proud of you if this isnt bullshit anon
>>37211224
go man go! whats your goal weight?
>>37210476
Litterally the same story as me.
Who are you trying to go as>
Me? Saitama, already buzz cut and asian anyway.
>>37210151
That black girl is perfect. Muh high test
>>37210547
holy shit
>>37211315
you ain't even seen high test
>>37211346
>>37211351
>>37211358
>don't cry for me, I'm already dead
>>37211363
TEST OVERLOAD!
>>37211224
>fucking on first date
she's a whore, anon. whores are not for dating. don't worry about it though. beginner's mistake.
keep up the progress bro.
>>37211381
D E V I L I S H
>>37210028
Good for you OP, were all gonna make it :))
>>37211368
Wow, she can shower. I am genuinely surprised.
>>37210070
Got dumped. Hard.
Loosing weight wasn't that important. Just didn't care about food anymore, so when I started eating again I actually took care of what was in my plate, veggies, fruit, less pasta, rice, chicken, no more sugars...
Lost > 40kg. Still 20 to go.
>>37211346
How does this even happen? Prolonged sitting?
>>37211260
190lbs now, cutting down to 165-175, going to have surgery
>>37211407
Of course, and I need her to work on my terrible skills. Thankfully she hasn't been expensive to keep around. When the time is right I'll call it quits and move on.
>>37210290
She probably wears those wristbands to hide massive wrist creases due to her fat.
>>37210547
You need to have mirrors installed on your ceilings. That's what I did. Works perfect.
>>37210547
jesus. her body is literally dying in front of her eyes
>>37211133
So what is the problem?
>>37211346
>>37211351
>>37211358
>>37211363
>>37211368
>weight 260 and trying to lose weight
>cut serious calories and am losing ass tons of fat every week
>absolutely crave food
>almost cave in and go upstairs to get some shit to eat
>see this thread
guess ill just get some coffee instead and sit a while
>>37211381
heres the best fuckin part
"fatty" is actually an option
>>37210070
I was tagged in a picture on Facebook, it was then I could no longer deny that I got fat.
>>37210070
I went to get my wisdom teeth out and the anesthetist noted that I was overweight by his calculations
>>37211754
you're going to make it, brah. Never give in.
>>37210070
Clothes-shopping: I was in the changing room trying on a pair of pants. When I saw myself in the mirror with just underwear and my bare thighs showing, I was disgusted with myself.
>>37210070
going to the gym in the first time in years and seeing myself in the changing room mirror
my dick not working proparly should have been a hint but I just assumed I was getting older
>>37210070
I didn't really, was never in denial about my weight(289), but didn't have the motivation to do it. Sister bought me a 8 week training programme slot in a gym for Christmas(121Fitness in Ireland).
3 days a week, weekly weigh ins, healthy eating book included, have to hand up a sheet of your weeks food/exercise/liquid intake. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Finishing the second round of it now, I've lost 59 pounds, signed up for the 3rd round of 8 weeks and the Intermediate weightlifting class as well.
We are all gonna make it.
>>37211754
D R I N K W A T E R
>>37211754
you're makin' it
>>37210070
>Really hot milf starts working where I work.
>Want to fuck her so bad but know she would never like me the way I look.
After failing a few shitty diet attempts, I found fit and started counting calories..
I've lost 40kg so far (5 more to go).
Sexy milf doesn't work with me anymore but I wanna look good for the next one that comes along.
>>37210070
>be chubby
>want to be moe
>wear cute lacy shorts
>discomfort
>ask /cgl/ wtf
>they ask how much I weigh and how tall I am
>it clicks -- I have the fats
>diet
>???
>wear cute shorts successfully
I'm down 15 out of 20 lbs I needed to drop. Thanks seagulls.
>>37210090
I live in the same state as this leviatham.
>>37210070
>used to be fit as fuck in highschool, ran track and all that
>a few years of not needing to do that shit ruined me
>weight started increasing
>one day weighed myself and realzied how bad things had gone
>bough gym equipment, got a routine, changed my diet
>finally feeling healthy again and friends are noticing i look better
>including a chick i like
things are looking up lads, i wont be a fatty for too much longer
Is there a lot of humor drawer who do this kind of thing?
>>37211133
nah your confused
the self hating fatties are the ones who arent trying to get better
>>37210070
I started feeling it more in my body. My joints, muscles, organs. Everything fucking hurts when you're obese. Headaches all the time, constantly tired. Just got fed up with feeling like shit all the time.
Down almost 60 lbs since January and going strong. No more pain.
>>37210028
>160-180
>6 1
>not bad for height
>feet shit out on me
>stop walking as much as i use to
>back shits out on me
>stop doing the little things
>hands shit out on me
>no longer able to do arm things
>knees shit out on me
>welp... if there's a god they just want me fat.
>10 years later, 260~lbs and sustaining weight.
all things considered, could be worse, my metabolism could be absolute shit and i would be well over 400 and not maintaining.
best kicker is, doctors wouldn't help me when i still had insurance.
>>37211125
This was a college job to support myself while I was fresh out of high school... At least I'm self sufficient and have a job.
>>37210070
>Had always been a been a little bit fat
>Have early memory of another kid at school asking me what it was like being fat
>Parents bought me dieting book for my birthday
>Etc
>Take up skateboarding
>Get fitter than ever (still skinny fat, mind you)
>Get gf
>Le broken tumblr girl
>Claims to have eating disorder, among another generous handful of mental illnesses
>Teach her to enjoy food
>Things going well
>Enjoy food too much
>Toxic relationship reflects on diet
>Grow to resent her
>Can't get rid of her
>Eventually she leaves me, weighing more than ever (I was never obese, just overweight)
>Wallow for a while
>Eventually decide to join mates at the gym
>Lose almost 40lbs while also gaining muscle mass
>Three years later still lifting and eating responsibly
>Everything is better because of it
>>37210290
Winnipig
>>37210547
>type 3 diabetes
>current time, live green text
>in bathroom stall
>recognize shoes of fatty next to me
>he pinches huge load
>wheezes for a good minute
>more pushing and wheezing
>hear the struggle of trying to reach to wipe
>more wheezing
>>37210151
>close your mouth
>>37213681
>can only imagine the horror
Get out of there anon. The smell must be unbearable.
>>37211300
Not him, but cosplaying and looking good is one reason I'm lifting. My idea is to go as knight Solaire but with a few tweaks to look like an ironic douche for shits and giggles.
>>37210028
Hey brehs, I literally only have rice, eggs and soy sauce in my house right now. What can I make?
>>37213752
Fried rice yo. Put a small amount of oil on a griddle, put cooked rice in griddle, put soy sauce on rice, cook eggs on griddle mix all together and eat it.
>>37213752
apple pie
>>37212955
>leviatham
>>37210396
>entire campus is on a 45° hill
>being 100 pounds overweight in the fucking summer
pic related, other people reacting to my smell
>>37211363
GOD DAMMIT! STOP FUCKING EATING!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37210070
I wanted to be like Jensen ackles
>>37213080
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but Judge Dredd comics occasionally feature a poltically insane fat group.
>>37211217
Fanime, actually. Too poor to afford plane rides and hotel, so Fanime's the only one I can really go to since it's within driving distance.
>>37211300
Going as Kenshin this year. Gotta learn how to do makeup for the scar.
>>37213752
I'm having an omelet and some rice for dinner r/n
>>37213872
do you go to UCT by any chance?
>>37210070
>Moved to the states
>Landed at dfw, pretty excited about my new adult life
>suddenly, tuba sounds emenate from across baggage claim
>A plus-sized family of superstars rolls around with their luggage, almost fall into carousel
>Completey disgusted and started doing pushups the next day
> Now can do 25 like it's nothing.vice
>>37213970
Not that anon, but UCT here.
>>37210090
God damnit, this makes me sad to be from NC.
>>37212955
Where you at NCbro?
>>37213970
nah
>>37210070
>Move out
>No money
>has job, everything goes into rent
>only buy cheap shit
>rice, canned beans
>every snack is a banana because it's cheaper than potato chips
>never eat dairy because it always expires before i use it
>never eat meat because it's expensive and i don't have a freezer
>people start complimenting me on weight loss
>facebook shows me a "Memory" from a year back
>wow, i can see the difference
>motivation
>keep going like this
200lbs now, down from 235
>>37210028
One true love doesn't exist anon, just a collection of highly compatible members of the opposite sex who you could share a happy life with under the right circumstances providing that you don't fuck up
>it means failing once is ok
>>37211368
H-H-high t-test ?
>>37211754
green tea and plain black coffe my nigga
>>37211407
>not trying to find out as soon as possible if you're sexually compatable
Ain't nobody got time for playing giggles for a month only to find out the girl you've been wasting a month on is a starfish who lies on her back spreads her legs and that's it
>>37211363
http://youtu.be/VrQIYgiKVD8
>I eat healthier than most people!
>I workout a lot heavier than those nasty fit girls!
Happened to me today, still fuming about it a tad.
>lost my right leg below the knee in a car accident a few years ago
>have most of my mobility back and have a different prosthetic for each task
>still get soreness and pain in the stump if I'm standing for long periods of time though
>haven't stopped lifting, just hand to change what I do as I can no longer squat, can't deadlift heavy any more and have to sit down for things like overhead press
>work understands my problem and let me wear tracksuit trousers that zip at the sides so i can easily access the prosthetic
>get 45 minutes off for lunch, so like to take the tube to my favourite sushi place in central town
>takes about 15 minutes on the tube
>sitting down today listening to my music, using noise cancelling headphones
>behemoth gets on at the next stop, must have weighed 300lbs+ easily
>brightly coloured blue/purple hair, enough make-up on her face that you can clearly see the difference in skin colour with her neck folds
>has a bag covered in leftie badges (che, peace, weed etc..)
>is visibly out of breath and stares at me so I smile back
>her lips are moving, but I can't hear shit thanks to my headphones
>lips are still moving and she moves towards me
>headphones still on, she's now in front of me and bar the rumble (train hadn't started moving so I assume it was her heavy breathing) in the ground I hear and feel nothing
>she's now gesturing at me, so I finally take my headphones off
>"Sorry, can't hear anything with these on, can I help you"
>in-between gasping for breath she replies
>"You're supposed to give up your seat for the disabled"
>I stare at her blankly and move to put my headphones back on
>"I'm disabled, you need to give me your seat"
cont. 1/2
>>37214299
>Put the headphones back on, she seems to be getting upset and starts to shake
>This could just be the train causing her body to vibrate though
>her lips are still moving and she's now gesturing towards me quite angrily
>I sigh and unzip my trouser legs down the side to reveal my prosthetic
>I unclip it and remove it to reveal my stump
>she seems upset now, still trembling and lips still moving
>I assume she's worried that another heffalump has devoured my leg and I will not bee enough to sate ehr hunger
>she gracefully (read: like a fucking bull elephant trying to squeeze through a small hole) mvoes on to the next person and seems to demand their seat
>he doesn't get up
>3 more people don't get up before a small Indian woman gets up and offers her seat
>Snorlax plops down with a ripple that causes her whole body to shake like dropping a plate of jelly on the floor
>I swallow my disgust and get off at my next stop
>suddenly not hungry any more
>I know that there will be more of them
>waiting
>ever hungry
>>37214309
Did you put your ear to the ground like a native to track her down and beat her fat face in with your leg?
>>37214299
>tfw no qt amputee bf
why live
>>37214045
That carb based diet is gonna fuck you over
Get some protons in there quick
>>37214402
I eat a lot of eggs, does that count?
>>37214191
Thhhiisisss desu senpai
>>37214402
>carb based diet
But he eats bananas and beans.
>>37214436
Yes, they do. IIFYM nigger
>>37211363
>google quote
>find comic about a man who gets brain damage and can only talk in simpsons quotes, while his brother cries his eyes out
what the fuck
>>37213895
There's an entire blog dedicated exclusively to his laugh. I used to frequent there.
>>37210070
I'm a medical student, intern at the moment. I was in 3rd year, I was finally seeing real patients instead of cells and proteins.
It was an apnea ambulatory and then I saw a 80kg 6 years old. He looked like that Michelin mascot. Kid was a bitch, didn't stop crying, but it was quite obvious the reason he snored at night. Then comes mommy Behemot. A fucking 200+kg around her 30's, but looking like a late 50's, early 60's. She was missing one leg. I had wondered if she got fat after a car accident that made her lose the leg and leaded to depression, etc. I couldn't see the crying Behemot baby anymore, so I got out of the room and talked to a resident. She told me mom Behemot lost her leg due to diabetes and was going to lose the other one soon.
I was 120kg back then. Now I'm 80kg. I don't want to die as a 200kg landwhale without my limbs. Simple as that.
>>37213980
Welcome to DFW
>>37214696
80kg six year old? That's how much i weigh now. Jesus fuck.
>>37210070
>quit smoking
>already be fat
>go whale mode at 280+ @ 5' 10"
>I had to take my wedding band off cause fat hand
>pant legs too tight on fat thighs can't be comfortable
That was about 9 months ago, down to 250 cause i cheat and drink all the fucking time, but slowly carving out a guy I'd like to fuck from this fat fuck I've become
>>37210070
Well my problem is I LOVE food. Then I thought about loving myself. If i want to TRULY love myself, I have to take care of myself even when it seems like the hardest thing to do at the time. My love will wait for that.
>>37214555
The frogurt is also cursed
>>37214197
I remember that episode, some of those guys on the show are obviously feeders, but this guy was just a sad fuck with his life spiraling out of his control. I wonder what his thoughts were in that moment?
>my life is so unpleasant that people literally watch it on TV for entertainment
Seriously the kind of bullshit these superfats put their family through is as bad or worse than a lot of drug addicts.
Also here's the wikipedia page for pic related
>you will never cultivate enough mass to get your own wikipedia page
>>37214893
that's bad
>>37214908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renee_Williams
forgot link
>>37214923
>dead at 29
>>37211754
Attaboy. That is the choice of those who are gonna make it.
You will have to make that choice many more times in your immediate future.
CHOOSE WISELY.
>>37210906
My coworkers never eat my shit because I literally take chopped up veggies and fruits. They think it's "bird food." Mfw
>>37214985
>My coworkers never eat my shit
classic
>>37210070
>be 5'10" 220 lb fatty, office work no exercise
>vacation in Mexico
>drinking by the pool, the activities director peer pressures me into a competition to swim slam 3 beers, swim do push-ups, swim, pull a rope
>other contestants from Spain Canada, France
>I take dead last place even to the effiete Frenchman
>breathing so hard all I can do after is lay on a bench panting
>I see colors, can barely see, after half hour have the strength to walk a few feet immediately vomit further shaming self and country
>somewhere an eagle cries but does not know why
>decide to make myself great again so I will never represent us poorly again
Ff to now
Down to 205 benching 1pl8 going on long bike rides eating only 1500 cal
Still gotta figure a way to back off the drinking when all my friends still do
Could really increase cut speed if not slamming beers always
>>37210070
Little things, mostly. Clothes shopping wasn't so easy and even embarrassing when the largest size doesn't fit right. I went hiking with a friend whose Mom came along and even though she's pretty old, she had an easier time climbing a hill than me.
My Dad and I also brought along my Mom on a hike. It was mostly downhill, aside from two parts and a pretty easy trail. She's not quite morbid obese, but close. Seeing how hard of a time she had, and noticing that she gets tired just walking over the years was really scary. I don't want to end up like that.
>>37214917
But it comes with your choice of toppings!
>>37214282
>thin girls have body image issues
kek
>>37213301
WOW
Your gon look awesome by year's end.
keep on going
>>37215126
that's good!
>>37212788
>he also wants to be the fit younger guy who fucks milfs and makes them reminisce about their college party days
My nigga
>>37215322
The toppings contain potassium benzoate
>>37215383
...
>>37215411
...That's bad
>>37214985
My fat coworker grew up in home cooked meals so she still ate vegetables. It just so happened I had ordered a chicken katsu rice bowl from a teriyaki place and that was her favorite...
>>37215447
can I go now?
>>37215450
Got in a fight with my gf. And taking a long lunch and going to devour a massive burger.
This usually happens when im pissed. I eat something fatty and destroy a workout later in the day. I'll deadlift on days that i didnt plan to deadlift to get the anger out.
Is this healthy?
>>37215471
I'm not sure why you're asking me, anon. But I don't see what's wrong with a burger.. you got your meat, bread and some veggies. It's the condiments and the sides that are bad imo. The fries and stuff. As for going to the gym, better to take your frustrations out on weights than your gf, I guess. Just be careful and don't get careless
>>37215505
Asked you because you seem pretty level headed thanks, fr..friend
>>37211346
THE ASS WAS FLAT
>>37215530
Oh. Hey thank you
fucking craving for junk food atm. please post the most horrifying fat tumbler cunts accounts for motivation. plz halp am losing the battle
>>37215758
>>37215828
........ i would
>>37215828
when I'm home alone I walk around on all fours like a crab and sing the song I've been listening to on repeat for 3 days.
>>37214309
>>37214299
Feels bad man. I hate that they took the word "disabled" and such entailing rights and privileges like seats and scooters from people who actually need them.
That bitch didn't have an ounce of shame in her 350 lbs of body. jfc.
>car accident
Fucking death cages.
>>37215884
You're not imagining the smell.
Fat bitches can't wipe front to back.
They literally can not reach behind to do it, so they wipe back to front and get their pussy full of shit.
>ate a tuna sandwich, tomato soup, and a salad, nice healthy lunch
>then ate two donuts
>want to die now
It was good, but fuck me, I can't do that more than twice a year. Hoo. One was chocolate covered cinnamon roll, other was lemon filled.
>>37214696
>lost her leg due to diabetes and was going to lose the other one soon.
...
How does this even happen? Losing one of your limbs isn't enough motivation to stop eating? Holy shit. If I lost even the tip of my pinky I'd be scared into a vegan buddhist monk.
>>37210070
It was the sudden realisation that I've been weighting the same since I was 14-15, yet still had an odd belly ( Not big, didn't form a pudgy cavity under it, I just ... didn't like it. ). Whenever I asked people to try and figure my bodyfat %, they always said 20, but I was in fact 30.
>>37214749
Female version of anon.
Decided to stop drinking.
Think of cheating every time I even detect a family member is in a 10 mile radius.
Two months down.
It's working.
Join me fellow fatfuck.
Let's make it.
>>37214923
> She married at 15 years old, and became a mother at age 16
>>37210070
Oh, and tiddies. I never liked to have them showing through the damn shirt, and I figured getting /fit/ would either solve the problem, or make them look good. Protip : it did.
>>37210547
Her bottom half is entering tortoise mode.
>>37211381
>PDX
HELL YEAH REPESENT
>>37214923
>She was bedridden and ate large amounts of food. Williams' daughter attests that both before and after her accident, it was a common occurrence for Williams to keep eating until her stomach hurt, with reports of her eating up to eight burgers at a time.
>Williams had a gastric bypass at age 29, when her weight was 880 lb, after a reported twelve-year wait because she did not meet the demands of any surgeon to lose a percentage of her body fat by dieting before they would consider her for surgery. Instead, she continued to gain at least 80 lb each year.
I don't see how this could be considered as anything but outright suicide.
>>37210396
This.
I started "working out" by just vowing to take the stairs at uni every day.
>>37216262
>when her weight was 880 lb
>880 lb
>880
>8
>8
>0
>>37210906
What the fuck?
Why the hell would you ever steal someone's food. Especially if they're there working with you.
>>37215292
Thanks anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>37210476
This.
>on my way to being an awesome Jessica Rabbit
Never really ever let myself get out of hand, no one in my family has.
We have mirrors everywhere in our house though, and always have. Full size mirrors in the bathroom, mirrors in the hallways, full size Harry Potter size mirror in the family room, etc.
I think that probably kept everyone in check because there was a lot of self awareness in the house.
Sometimes I would catch myself getting out of hand and work it off pretty quickly..
>>37211351
>when the guy behind tries to ram her through the door
everytime
>>37215828
>white garter belt with nude underwear
>frizzy braids
>sperm eyebrows
>pathetically small pig's nose
How does someone like this look in the mirror and feel confident enough to take a picture of themselves?
>>37211363
>have a single brownie today because they passed them out in class
>see this
I want to fucking puke.
>>37216410
Can Ronnie Coleman squat her?
>>37214592
It's pretty great isn't it anon?
He's pretty great
Him, Jared, and Stephen Amell are really good people in general
>>37210070
Freshman year of college.
Was at a bar, some girl was convinced I was some other guy and that his friends and I were lean king her.
Looked him up on fb, he was a fatass. I thought I was chubby at worst.
Started working out with friends, got fit and got with some girls and then got a gf, kept getting fit. Dumped mediocre gf and am fit now 3 years later
>>37214282
>I havent done anything like this ever before
so, you're going to exercise?
>>37216516
>not having a ben&jerries before bed
CMON, WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>37210070
I was eating a lot of my gf's cooking and ballooning in size and every time I'd mention to her that I wanted to lose weight she'd tell me that she liked me the way I was and shouldn't change. Then eventually she dumped me because she was clingy as fuck and I had nobody to tell me otherwise when I looked in the mirror and told myself I was a fat piece of shit who needed to change.
I dropped 50 lbs from 190 to 140 (I'm a manlet) over the next 8 months or so, no loose skin, just some stretch marks on my thighs and one near my bicep from the whole fat ordeal.
>>37214309
>>37210070
GF talking about this guy friend of hers. I realize he's better than me in every way. Enter comprehensive self-improvement program, starting with exercise.
>>37210547
>this person
>in this state
>is still alive
In that case why am I not an immortal God?
>>37215828
I fucking hate it when HAES cows associate themselves with Sailor Moon. It's like they forgot that it had an entire episode dedicated to fat shaming and multiple instances of it scattered throughout the series.
>Luna avatar
>Usagi phone case
and those two were the biggest contributors
>>37210070
>been kind of a fatass always but also really tall so I didn't feel terrible about it
>got lifeguarding job
>suddenly really fucking self conscious
A shitty and petty reason, but it's mine.
>>37216854
I'm a scientist, and of the differences between these two hypothetical women, I believe the dying of her hair purple to be indicative of a lack of impulse control. I would appreciate further research on this topic to determine if dying ones hair neon colors does in fact have such a correlation.
>>37216813
What a stupidly obscure thing to know about.
>>37211363
>Almost have an ice cream bar
>See this thread
>Have stick of gum and water
>>37214282
>accuses random teenage girls of following her around the gym and confronts them
WHAT THE FUCK
>>37216912
Sailor Moon is pretty based as far as anime goes. Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3 is one of the best things I've seen in years.
>>37210070
>Realize I've always been the fat kid and hated it.
>Wasted my entire youth complaining and being depressed when my weight was always the source of my grief
>Have decent job now, my own place, car, and girlfriend
>Feel empty, it isn't enough
>Can no longer live with the shame of how I look in the mirror
>Decide then it's either make it or suicide
I'm 5'11". My highest weight was 340 lbs back in high school. I'm now 26 (next week) and my weight is 255 lbs. I've lost a good 40 lbs since November when I "got serious". I have no plans to stop, I can't stop. I would rather fucking die than stop.
>>37216901
Here's some anecdotal evidence for your study.
>see highschool kids walk by every morning because I live near a bus stop I guess
>only 10% of girls with natural hair are fat
>50% or more of girls with hair dyed an unnatural color are significantly overweight
fat is fashion
>>37216946
Living Aardman character
>>37216946
yeah, fuck dis hoe
>>37210070
> be me, 3 years ago, 16 years old ,250lbs and 6"0 ft fat as fuck
>went to buy a new jacket with my dad
>tried all the jackets in six different stores
>not even one fits
>Get mad as fuck
>Start keto
>Lose 32kgs in 5 months
This was the best decision that i've ever made in my whole life.
>>37214309
I want to murder someone
>>37214116
I believe that high test is a woman that has more testosterone in her system. Usually thicker girls (not as in fat, just thick thighs). More feminine, petite girls are low test.
Unless I am very wrong.
>>37213910
NorCal is the BestCal
>>37217037
Wish you were my friend. Could literally not find any shirts his size. He's 3xl. Gets mad and complains nothing is ever in his size. He never took it as a hint to lose weight. He is now fatter with an ugly woman so he doesn't bother trying to better himself because there is someone who is just as disgusting and out of shape as he is next to him. He will complain as to why he has diabetes. He will complain as to why they have to chop his leg off. But he will never blame himself or try to better himself. Dumb cuntagon
>>37216423
She said she is a stress eater and couldn't resist. Then promised to replace it with something she said she cooked all the time but it never happened. I was amazed she could eat two bags of the mini kitkats in one sitting and a wash it down with a small container of ice cream.
>>37210090
>north carolina
Makes sense, trash state with trash people
>>37217096
You are very wrong. A "high test" girl is a girl with exaggerated motherly features such as big tits, ass, hips, etc... the reason for the name is that MEN with high testosterone have a stronger urge to breed than other men so these women are EXTREMELY tempting and seductive just by existing because instincts say she'd make a good mother physically.
Well I don't have much to add to this thread, apart form this:
>Guy at work
>Internship for 1 year, wants to impress
>Pretty fat. Not obese, but near it
>Has an heir of confidence in everything he does
>He does not know anything
>Regularly breaks things and ignores advice/orders
>Does have a strong aroma
>Can smell him from feet away
>Today, thought someone had collapsed as he dropped himself into a chair
>Sighs loudly when he has to stand up
>His desk is a fucking mess
I know not the pain of genuine obese people, but if this guy is anything like them, dear god, you guys are saints for putting up with them!
>>37214923
>added another 420 lb to her then 460 lb frame
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!
>>37210070
>grandma died
>my dad's mom
>don't see that side of the family too much
>they're all health messes
>heart conditions, aneurysms, cancer, joint issues
>all related to obesity
>other side of the family is fit
>I realized I have to choose which life I live
>be me, a recovering landwhale
>walking to the gym
>walk past equally fat girl sitting outside a restaurant
>she's having a conversation on the phone
>"I can't go to the gym, I'll feel fat"
>implying she wasn't fat already
Why do fatties have this logic?
>>37214923
>She was buried at Santa Maria Cemetery in Travis County Texas, USA.
Pretty cool to have a mountain as a monument to you though
>>37217185
>heir of confidence
>heir
I am fucking dying here senpai
>>37216946
How has this not been done as animal abuse?!
>>37216901
>tfw im 5'8, 131 lbs, and getting my hair dyed electric purple next month right before my vacation
I just really fucking love colors
>>37216813
I hate it when fat weebs associate with "Japanese" culture.
Do they not realize how social acceptable it is to shame people for being fat in Japan?
>>37217153
I'm a stress eater and that's a crock of shit.
fat logic is a ride, I swear.
>>37217213
So we got the FRAME covered. How we doing on the rest?
Can we pause for a minute and get some fat appreciation going on?
Just...look at this large lady of size
>table throw
>block
>CATCH
>evade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xaV-u7-pTA
FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH
>work in a shoestore
>part of customer service is measuring people's feet
>hamplanet mother drags her son who is barely in middle school but already half her mass
>sits down for feet measure
>son apologises before freeing feet from shoes that clearly don't fit
>Tell him don't apologise it's my job
>The smell hit me
>Then I saw his socks
>Then I saw his dead toenails peeking from holey socks
>Try not to gag while measuring feet
>Gag anyway
>Point to right size then nope outta there
The son's toenails were a mesmerizing mix of green, purple and black. His socks were wet. Not damp, wet. Like he jumped in a puddle without shoes on. It was one of the very few times I gagged and dry heaved. Had to stay in back room to regain composure and get the stench out of my nostrils.
>>37210070
>Former fatties, what was your moment of clarity that led you to become /fit/?
When I was putting on my last pair of pants (the other ones were ripped to shreds by chub-rub) and cut my belly with the zipper deep enough to draw blood.
And I still barely fit in those jeans.
Fast forward 5 years later, I'm 13kg heavier than I was back then.
I still have that pair of jeans, which I put on every time I feel like my bulk is going bad, just to see if they fit.
They do.
>>37216839
this is a shoop tho
>>37210547
She looks like a shaved Tanuki.
Goddamn, that's a large scrotum.
>>37217373
are you Al Bundy?
>>37217370
that women is exused for being fat
my sides
>>37216953
You'll make it bro. Got back on track last november, also 26 atm, down from 215-220 to 175.
Just gotta keep grinding.
>>37217572
Damn dude good progress. You've already made it as far as I'm concerned, but keep reaching higher.
We'll both fucking make it.
>>37210090
Is this the same creature?
>>37210070
I'm still fat, but I'm losing weight at a decent rate. My point of clarity was when at 22 years old I started getting back pain, and was winded and uncomfortable even while sitting. Realized I was almost 300 pounds and would be there in no time if I continued at my trajectory.
It's been a slow process.
Meal planning (several weeks worth of food frozen in my fridge ATM) and actually having a food scale in the kitchen goes a long way.
>>37211381
>tfw actually eaten here before
P good but expensive
>>37210070
>5"6 142lb gril
>not lean in anyway atall, just fat
>non uniform school
>wearing shorts and black tights
>some kid says he's going to be sick when i'm walking up some stairs
>don't even know the kid
>control my eating
>spend time walking or on stationary bike (no gym that's a walking distance away)
>1 year on now 5"7 and 106lbs
>finally at a happy size despite having an underweight bmi i'm not that lean
>life finally coming together
>all because a stranger called me fat one day
nothing like a harsh compliment to get you back on your feet, especially about something you're completely in control of like weight.
>>37217732
L O N D O N
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>>37210070
>near end of final year of highschool
>accepted into Uni
>check my weight for the first time in a while
>I'm just over 195 lbs
>hear about the freshman 15
>realize I'm going to be 200 lbs
>"oh"
>start getting into fitness shit
>at first doing pleb tier workout plans, but eventually discover SS
>2 years later and I'm 200 lbs, stronger than the average male my age, starting to get compliments/recognition
feels good mang
>>37210070
Having a panic attack and collapsing onto the floor when I was in high school. I decided I needed to take control of something in my life to change myself for the better, and I ended up going from 230lbs to 165lbs.
In the many years that's past, my weight has been up and down, but I've never been at that highest again.
>>37217794
Who the fuck says buck?
>>37217185
>this guy got an internship
>I didn't
>>37210070
I found an oneitis. I'll most likely relapse into a fat slob again when I come to the realization that she'll never like me back. But at least there's a chance I'll stick to lifting since it has become a habit.
>>37210070
When I downloaded MFP and actually used it
>halfway through a full 200g pack of Doritos check out the calories
>literally 1000 calories and I was eating the entire pack as a snack
>I would do this most days
After that losing weight wasn't too hard. I never ate badly at meal-times, but in between I was a fucking slob. From 250lbs down to 190 or so, feels alright.
>>37217732
142 isn't that big though.
>grew an inch taller
What am I reading?
>>37217961
she was still in school
meaning it is still possible to grow
>>37211224
>be cardio bunny sprinter in HS
>going to family dinner at my Aunts
>fat disgusting cousin sitting on the couch pretending to watch tv
>notice him trying to sneak peaks, fucking gross
>mom tells me and sister to go hug cousin
>not even 6 feet close to him and can smell shit
>give him a light hug trying to mask my disgust
>he keeps hugging even when I let go
>creep.jpg
>year later hear mom telling us how he's lost weight and is almost done school
>read this
Jeremy?
>>37210106
>seal yo man tonite
>seal
TOP KEK
>get food delivered
>"here are your lunchES sir you can't be alone eating all of this :^)"
help
>>37218006
Pls be real.
>>37211133
I made it.
>>37217961
this anon >>37217990
an inch isn't exactly a huge amount, it was just growth from the end of puberty i guess
i looked big at 142lbs though - i was pretty much sedentary, no muscle mass, ate cookies and chocolate for lunch - and was really unhappy with that so i changed it
>>37211133
20 pounds down. Here's to 20 more.
>>37217422
Oh shit is that a /fit/ knockoff of that horror manga where human-shaped holes appeared in the side of a mountain and people started finding the one that fit them and entering?
Goddamn that's clever.
Made a gif of this
>>37217370
>>37218462
What's going on here?
>>37218534
Niggers
>>37218534
monkeys escaped the zoo
>>37218534
A BBW is exhibiting the functional strength buried in her giant frame by throwing a freaking conference table like a frisbee and then playing King Kong and the Planes with metal folding chairs.
Never let it be said that this woman is merely fat, she is BEASTMODE GODKILLER EXTREME
>>37210070
depression
I was gaining weight, failing my classes, no social life since all my friends moved away for college and I was stuck at home. Life was so shit and I was just a zombie. Finally broke down and just couldn't do anything for weeks.
Ended up getting a job during the summer and kind of starved myself due to not eating breakfast and being stuck at work all day. Only close options were McDicks and a teriyaki place. Didn't want to spend money/eat like shit so I just didn't. Not the best way but helped me drop down 30 lbs or so over a few months.
Started taking my nutrition seriously since I didn't want a fucked metabolism. Down 65 lbs total now over 8/9 months and still got another 15-20 to lose but I feel so great. Losing weight has helped me in every single aspect of life and I regret not doing this in high school when I was playing football.
>>37217349
They can't understand calories in VS calories out, how do you expect them to get what you've just said? Goddamn it's embarrassing, though.
>>37214555
Wasn't that one written by the chick who made that Steven Universe cartoon?
>>37219172
The edit was genius
>>37218534
Tried to cash in food stamps and was told she can't.
>>37219172
yeah, her old art style used to be pretty dope.
>>37214696
>80kg
>the fuck is that
>translate to burger
>176 pounds
FUCK
>>37210070
hid from cameras for a long time after i started getting big. one christmas, went to aunts house for holiday with my wife. she insisted it was a special occasion and told me to stand with wife for picture. get picture emailed to me later that week. omg i was fat. started to diet two years ago. 190 down from 260.
>Have obese friend remarking about this study:
http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=2520627
>Get the actual research article
>Go over it with him
>Show him that in the study, normal BMI actually showed lowest mortality
>Also remarked how they systematically took out deaths that are contributed to obesity related factors such a hypertension and diabetes
>He gets mad when he gets BTFO
Why are fat fucks so stupid who don't know how2/research methodology? It's why bad science gets spread around--they just read the abstract and not the full study.
>>37218446
The Enigma of the Amigara Fault by Junji Ito
MFP says my TDEE is 1300. It's recommending to eat 1200 calories a day. Will I dead if I eat 800 instead?
>>37219715
Do you weight 80lbs?
>>37219679
>Mfw reading that
Nigga just what the fuck. People go into holes and come out as modern art, like, damn.
>>37219793
108 tbhfam
>>37219854
Sup, manlet?
>>37219891
Not me, obviously
>>37219899
How tall are you, 4'6"?
>>37219854
Is this you?
>>37219911
4'11. Wanna get down to 100 pounds. Already lost a good bit from 120.
>>37219934
Since you're tiny, you body won't need as much calories to maintain itself. I wouldn't suggest going down to 800 though. Just keep lifting and get some muscle mass on you so you can eat at least your TDEE and not manage to gain any weight.
Also, make sure you're still getting all your micros also.
>>37219976
Got it. I shall not the dead
>>37210028
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3597187/Size-22-model-Tess-Holliday-strips-sultry-naked-photoshoot-seven-months-pregnant-admits-people-ask-actually-managed-conceive-child.html
DEAR GOD 7 months pregnant....
Fat Cuck story
>years ago
>in uni
>meet grill, seriously interested but I'm in a relationship
>she ends up dating this fat guy, so out of his league, I'll never understand why
>he can kinda be a bro sometimes but is very concerned with being popular and not offending people
>4 years later, graduate and move away
>kept in touch with both the girl and guy, decide to visit
>fatty gets wasted and spends the night puking
>grill and I hang out, I can handle my shit, /fit/ as fuark at the time too
>the next day fatty wakes me up
>tells me they broke up last night, claims it was mutual
>phoning the girl for the next couple of weeks
>"After hanging out with you and seeing what a manchild Fatty is, I just... it opened my eyes."
>literally broke up with him because of me
>I visit, spend the weekend with her, hook up
And that's how I cucked a fat fuck and ended up with my wife. Nothing in the world is more satisfying.
>>37220091
Find him on facebook and tell him this story. Imagine the beautiful pain he will go through.
>>37220091
You prevented him from spreading his beta fat genes.
>>37220034
Yet she had the gall to post something like this.
