Sex is actually decent cardio?
I went to whore to finally sell my virginity and guess what. I was sweaty after 15 minutes of sex. I was on top and kept pounding her, but I came soon so then i went down on her. But i was glad i came beause it was pretty fucking difficult.
How do I sex easier next time?
>>37192080
You went down on a prostitute? Damn, you better get checked out bro.
>>37192080
>going down on a hooker
>>37192080
>How do I sex easier next time?
Train cardio and lift. Girls who've only fucked skinny artistes/nerds can be flabbergasted at how much more active and satisfying an athletic man can be. It's a nice feeling to educate them on what a man is supposed to feel like.
>>37192080
>i went down on her
realy
>>37192087
>>37192101
Is this bad thing to do? What can i catch?
>but I came soon so then i went down on her
You literally paid not to be satisfied.
>>37192117
Thrush, herpes blah blah blah
lol i went to a hooker like 2 weeks ago and i was sweating alot because i was pounding her pussy from the back doggy style and the room we was in was hot AF...we was literally having sweaty sex...my forehead sweat was dripping onto her but she didn't mind
>>37192117
>Is this bad thing to do?
train endurance and stop wanking 12 times in an hour
>>37192117
> Going down on a prostitute
> "What can I catch guys ?"
>>37192138
LOl that picture
>>37192117
Whores fuck dozens/hundreds of guys every months, you could fucking anything.
>>37192117
dude dont worry
ive eaten out two prostitutes now
fucked two with no condom
That STD shit is over-rated brah.. Aslong as you don't live in America where the hookers there all have AIDS then its common for the hookers to get regular checkups...especially if they have online ads on websites like adultwork...the hookers in america stand on street corners and suck dick for crack
>>37192195
>fucked two with no condom
how? they let you do it? post greentext anon
>>37192195
This is relief. Actually we took shower before and after. And she seemed nice and clean. And she is not some street whore, she works on a private and finds her clients on this internet site.
>>37192117
Man these guys are fucking with you, literally you won't catch anything I promise.
>>37192117
>>37192195
Is this board for real I swear to god.
>>37192080
>2016
>going down on hookers you literally just came inside of
>needing women
>being this stupid
Literally the gayest thing you could possibly do. Ever. Even worse than having butt sex with a man. Just kill yourself, OP
>>37192195
>fucking hookers with no condom
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
>>37192080
I FINALLY FOUND THIS BITCH. "Joy from sweden" linked me to some pages. MUH DICK
>>37192368
well what the fuck are you waiting to post sauce anon
>>37192211
>be me
>fucked a hooker with no condom first time
>was amazing..she sucked my dick and i never felt a tongue going around my actual dick head before
>she was polishing my dick head wit her tongue
>asked her to get on top and she started riding my dick like a porno
>tell her to switch to doggy
>mfw she splits her ass and vagoo
>stick my dick in but for some reason its not going into her pussy
>she helps my dick into her pussy
>fuck for like 10 minutes with some serious long dick strokes from the back
>finally bust a fat nut all over her pussy and asshole
>Was probably the biggest load i ever released
>clean up
>leave
>>37192384
google joy from sweden. the first two links got a load of pics and a vid of her
>>37192117
>>371921380
>that pic
my sides are in orbit
>>37192398
fast foward 1 week
>horny as fuck again
>planning to see the same girl i saw
>its 4am and im slightly drunk and high but i phone her and ask if i can come around
>she says yes
>literally 30 second walk away from my front door
>knock on door
>suddenly this short fat blonde romanian woman answers and opposite her is this thick high test black haired girl
>thought i was going to drop my spaghetti but suprisingly i spoke with confidence and negotiated
>however i was kind of mad that they tricked me into coming round and it wasnt even the girl on the ad
>>37192444
>>37192444
>take my shoes off and give them the money
>short fat one takes money and goes to backroom
>talking to black haired girl and she is going to the same room
>ask her if i can see her and not her friend
>she says yes and she will be right back
>she comes back and puts some shitty romanian pop music on
>starts sucking my dick, damn this is feeling good, deepthroating and sucking the tip
>she stops sucking and gets on top
>riding my dick like a pornstar
>switch to doggy
>her ass is fat senpai.alam and i have my thumb on her asshole aswell
>hitting them deep strokes while i hold onto the wall with one hand
>sweating buckets because the room is really hot
>sweat is dripping on her back, she doesn't seem to mind
>fuck her missionary. going balls deep and hitting her cervix.. feel like im going to cum so i stop and time myself because hookers try and scam you
>i think she needs a break so asks me if i want a drink
>gets me drink and we start fucking again
>she succs me
>i fuckd her again doggy
>i then fuck her in bone prone position (was amazing)
>fuck her missionary
>nearing end of hour, cant believe ive been fucking her for nearly an hour
>short fat blonde girl opens door and says times up whilst the other girl is jerking my dick off trying to make me cum
>realize about 10 seconds into her jerking me off that her handjob skills were no-match for my 21-years death grip masturbation
>tell her that i can cum just need to fuck her a bit longer
>she doesnt seem to mind and lets me fuck her
>god damn her pussy is so wet, thrusting missionary position deep inside this romanian cunt
>boom...shoot even a BIGGer nut than last time all over her pussy while she lied there
>get her tissue and wipe all the cum off.
>leave
half way through she asked me if i was ashamed but she kept saying "are you shame" but i said no because i honestly wasn't i was just shy
left very satisfied
>>37192398
>>37192444
I honestly could have done it without the pic anon but ok ty
you didn't answer the question tho, why a hoker would let you fuck her without a condom? and what made you confident enough to do it? besides your horniness, I guess you need some kind of guarantee before you stick your dick into a possible STD nest, right?
>>37192195
I could honestly believe this because whores in a lot of European countries are professionals and get tested by their brothel but nah
>>37192117
>mfw
>>37192080
>but I came soon so then i went down on her.
YOu went down on a hooker?
On a retardation scale of 1-10, are you a 9? Or a 10?
>>37192596
It's a combination of my lack of experience having sex and my desires on that night. I fucked her without a condom and paid to fuck her without a condom because i wanted only to have sex without a condom. if she put a condom on my dick i would have left
>>37192614
but nah to what?
>>37192080
Any tips on how to stay hard after ejaculating /fit/?
>>37192080
>but I came soon so then i went down on her.
You went down on a hooker?
On a retardation scale of 1-10, are you a 9? or a 10?
>>37192742
Cialis
>>37192710
ok anon gotta hand it to you, you have some balls
I am 29.
I have fucked over 200 hookers in my lifetime and have never caught anything once. I've caught chlamydia fucking a girl from the club, though.
One of them became my girlfriend and we fucked without a condom, came inside her, etc. never caught anything once.
STDs are overrated. HIV/AIDS is *extremely* hard to get (4 in 10,000 instances for penile/vagina insertive, 8 in 10,000 for penile/vaginal receptive) if you're not gay. If you don't see any weird bumps, rashes or sores and it smells clean, you won't have any problems with anything that isn't curable by antibiotics.
>be me
>fap to some porn
>as soon as i cum i then lose complete sexual interest in the porn and just exit the whole thing
Will the same thing happen when i get laid sometime this week? How do people go for more rounds?
>>37192963
are you me
>>37192963
>was seeing this girl a month ago
>after a few dates i slept with her
>it was ok but nothing special
>was just excited to get laid
>hang out with her next time
>dont care for all the bullshit, just wanted to fuck
>fuck within about 30 minutes of her coming over
>finish
>immediately lost all interest and just wanted her to leave
>it was late and she ended up staying the night
>had to sleep next to her cause i didnt wanna kick her out and ruin future fucks
>end up stop seeing her anyway
>>37192963
being with a real woman is different to jerking off on the internet..you will feel feeling that you never had before when you touch her
>>37192811
25 here and I think I'm at like 25-ish. More if you count the odd ones like that handjob shack I went to on accident. Also only caught chlamydia as well, from a girl at the club who later became my gf
I still consider myself lucky though, and will probably tone it down in the future
>>37192117
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>>37193059
Ok.
What if in reality..What people have told you is incorrect. What is hookers are actually alot cleaner than regular women because they obviously take the precuations to protect themselves.
>>37193106
It depends who they work for
>>37193106
This is exactly right.
Prostitutes rely on their pussies being clean because they rely on repeat clientele. If she gives you something, word will spread fast (escort review boards are commonplace). She has a greater incentive to keep away from STIs than a regular girl at the club who's going to fuck you without a condom because she's too drunk and too horny.
"All prostitutes are diseased" is a meme.
>>37193123
But what if all the people who replied to him are wrong because they haven't had sex with women yet
>>37193106
>they take precautions to protect themselves
>the only real protection/precaution people can use for sex is condoms
>banging a hooker that doesn't require condoms
>thinking she takes precautions
kekaroo m8, even the ones in Amsterdam don't require getting check ups, what makes you think your whore takes care of herself?
>>37193139
It truely is and im suprised someone else sees the possibiity of this being true.
If you are smart enough also, you might be able to tell which hookers like possibly STD positive
>>37193106
>What if in reality..What people have told you is incorrect. What is hookers are actually alot cleaner than regular women because they obviously take the precuations to protect themselves.
You mean the hookers that let guys fuck them with no protection?
>>37193158
alot of hookers don't sleep with pakis or blacks
Obviously they are able to turn own clients, some hookers are cunts like that
>>37192408
That link didn't work for me, post link/pics breh!
>>37193230
>implying whites can't get STD's or STI's
m8, if the hooker doesn't require you to wear a condom, don't fucking touch them, plain and simple.
>>37193158
Because she has a basic economic incentive to keep her pussy clean. It has nothing to do with legality or regulation or morality. Her incentive is to make money. If she shoves a gonorrhea infested pussy in a customer's face, she'll make less money because word will spread and she will lose existing and potential customers.
What you're saying is kind of akin to, "What is going to prevent people from crashing into each other on the roads if we don't put up barriers between traffic going in opposing directions?" The answer to that is basic economic incentive of not wanting to injure yourself or damage your car, etc.
>>37193258
I see what you are saying but i haven't caught an STD
>>37193283
If she cared about about keeping herself clean, she would require you to wear a condom anon. You know, the one and only thing that's been created to prevent STD's and STI's
>>37192963
yeah it happens to me
ill be super hot for a girl. have crazy sexy raging wild sex. talking dirty as fuck and pounding the shit out of her wet cunt. ill bust a nut and be like
well. im outta here
>>37192080
>Going down after pounding a girl
>Paying for sex
>>37193139
this makes so much sense, can't believe we need a guy that fucked +200 prostitutes to tell us this logical and obvious truth
>>37193304
I'm not anon :p
Yeah, if she fucks you without a condom when you first meet her, that's obviously a bad sign and it means you shouldn't see her.
I'm saying that in general you are less likely to get an STI from a prostitute than you are from a regular girl because they have strong incentives to protect themselves. They tend to have more sex as well, and this would mean that had they not protected themselves previously and gotten an STI, they would now have a stronger incentive to do so.
This obviously doesn't mean you should go around fucking them without condoms. It's just an attempt to debunk the "all hookers have AIDS" meme. Protected sex with hookers is way safer than protected sex with a random girl from the club.
>>37192117
To anybody makin screencap with reactions, you better include mine you filthy no gains riplet.
>toasting on ebin bread
What is it like losing your virginity to a hooker ?
Been wondering if i should go through with one in the summer when i ain't as busy.
>>37193106
>precuations to protect themselves
lmao fucking retard
there are plenty of STDs that there is no real way to protect against
>>37192117
Hopefully AIDS you fucking retard.
>>37192087
Haha u got herp and aids nao
>>37192368
>>37192408
links been taken down, post sauce fampai
>going down on a hooker
I bet she was trying hard not to laugh at how beta you are
>>37193674
It took a great load off my mind when I did.
Just told her straight up and she was great with it.
Remember that it's in their interest to make your first time good, because if you have an absolute shit first experience you sure as fuck won't be paying them for it again.
>>37192080
Wait, you went down on her after you came in her?
Was it to lap up your precious gainz?
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>>37193686
Don't listen to these idiots
Prostitutes are even more careful with this shit than regular girls, you're more likely to get something by fucking a club slut or that pretty girl next door who every guy thinks it's safe to go raw
>>37192080
>i went down on her
>prostitute
Legit get an STD test, bro.
>>37194126
As true as this might be, let's not forget:
>there are clients who pay extra to go raw
>>37194126
While this is true, it depends on the kind of prostitutes you're hiring, Not all of them actually go through with being careful and shit.
>>37193036
>dating a club slut with chlamydia
>>37194126
It's not just about diseases, it just doesn't make sense. Why do you care if a hooker gets off? You are paying to get off.
It's like going to a restaurant, paying for a meal and eating it, then making a sandwich and serving it to the chef. You don't owe her an orgasm, that's what the money is for
>>37195586
>dating
>fucking
>difference
>>37192117
>is this a bad thing to do
>>37195700
>dating the town bike
you're a retard
>>37192080
Yeah I went from no sex to a lot of sex during my cut and it sped up my weight loss by an additional 0.7 pounds per week.
>>37192080
this pic gets me every time
>itt faggets who lost virginity at 25+ to a hooker they got in love with, talking good about them.
top lol
>>37192087
Came into thread to see this post.
Am not dissapoint.
>sell my virginity
>sell
um, i have some bad news for you
>>37192742
Don't bust your full nut. It's called edging. Pull out just before you cum and make her lick your balls and ass for a while then resume.
>>37193674
If you do it, spend big and get a real looker who does anal and multiple shots. OD on viagra and fucking destroy it for 2 hours.
It's what I do at tax time every year :)
>>37192117
Think of the most filthy unwashed scabby crack head nigger you've ever seen in your life.
Now realise that before you ate that snatch he was balls deep in it.
>>37192080
have u tried lifting u fucking pussy
god im so glad i had sex with a chubby but virgin and lovely girl
>>37192080
You went down on a hooker?
>>37192080
going down on a hooker, why??
>>37192963
It's different with a gf or a grill in general. When you're sexually comfortable with your partner you can turn them around eat their ass and ask the dirty little slut how she likes daddy to fuck her pussy. You like it, they like; feels good man.
>>37192080
>going down on a hooker
>>37192080
>Cums
>Then goes down on her, her being a hooker
>Eating your burger before the fries
Nigga you fucked up on so many levels. Should have stayed a virgin and claimed a refund for your poor performance.
Ive fucked a handful of regular girls but Im pretty keen to see a prostitute or get a special massage. Is it cool? Im joining the navy soon so Im sure Ill have plenty of opportunities
>>37198496
>tfw gf seems to like some sort of gentler femdom stuff
not sure how i feel about this
I always end up sweating like a lil bitch when I fuck my gf. Like wet hair sweaty, but we are pretty crazy literally fuck her till I can't move
>>37198653
Yea man me too I fuck my gf sooooo haaaard it feels like I need a hip replacement. Then I do the cum on her face. US GUYS EY?
>>37192080
>>37198676
Eh I cum in her, then down a bottle of ice cold water.
Each to their own
>>37198653
Lose weight fatty
>>37193106
>>37194126
>my gf is a whore
>>37198698
Kek okay buddy
>>37193158
>kekaroo m8, even the ones in Amsterdam don't require getting check ups,
but if you knew anything then you'de know they actually have to get checked monthly or they aren't allowed to work in the red light district, its regulated by the city and they pay taxes you fucking dingus
>>37198694
I pour ice cold water in her too cool her off then down my cum.
Gotta recycle those resources. Different strokes for different folks i guess
this girl i was fucking kept trying to stop me going to the gym to stay with her and while i fucked her i just kept saying cardio kills gains
>>37198591
If she's cute then i think it works out best.
obvious bait, no one is this stupid/beta
>>37192080
It's not. Having good cardio improves your sex 100x, but doing a single wind spring is 1000x harder and burns a shitload more calories. It's really neglible because it's the hormones and shit spiking your heart rate, not physical exertion. Your heart , needed to.maintain life, is very efficient. When it's spiking because you are burning lots of glycogen through exercise lts different. But people get a pavlovian response and think just because their heart is pumping they are exercising hard.
>>37199588
Just like of you take a stimulant and your heart rate spikes to 120 for an hour, it's nowhere near if you decided to power walk for an hour. The heart increasing its rate isn't what constitutes "cardio" per se, it's training your entire pulmonary and circulatory system (lungs, mitochondria, muscles) to transport oxygen and nutrients more efficiently. It entails increasing the number of capillaries, making more mitochondria, and building more efficient slow twitch muscles. You can pound stimulants all day; it won't do a thing for the efficiency of your pulmonary system. Likewise, unless you are doing some extreme, high energy sex for hours, it's not doing anything a 15 minute run could do 10x over.
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