>24 hour fitness in west Hollywood
>had been going there a few weeks
>most people are very friendly
>made gym pals with a early twenties Mexican guy
>we hit sauna after workout one day
>he starts to move his hand to my towel
>not gay but was too shocked by the moment to say anything
>he reached under towel and stroked me for a while, not sure how long
>door rattled and moved his hand away before some other guys came in
Was a week ago and neither of us have mentioned what happened. Anyone else have similar situation?
>West Hollywood
You knew what you were getting yourself in.
I live near Hillcrest (gaycrest) in San diego.
I drive to a further 24 to avoid homosex
Nah cause I'm not gay
>>37182229
No lies. Watermelon margaritas at that bar with the straw roof covered in smiley faces are great.
Get to look at jelly butch lesbians mirin
Fuck off to your containment board
>>37182193
Sounds good except for the mexican part.
>>37182253
Not gonna lie, feels good getting mired by gays though, when eating at rb sushi.
Wouldn't take it further than that.
>>37182260
This.
>non-whites
>ever
>>37182253
>watermelon margaritas
>table sugar + syrup + watermelon juice
Please, only straight liquor + soda, cutting season.
>>37182358
>soda
Bitch when I go out I drink vodka waters.
Is the sauna in west Hollywood shit a new /fit/ meme or is it real? Seen it a few times last few days. Need to know for.. reasons
>>37182193
You're a slut and you should be ashamed of yourself
hawttttttttttttt. You guys should go for another round
>>37182193
Never had a gay experience in the gym.
Then again I live in a red state where being gay is punishable by death.
>im completely straight
>best friend is super into yoga, and teaches it for a living
>hes been getting into massages
>he gave me an "active massage" today where he helped me stretch my hamstrings
>its me on my back, one leg extended, the other leg bent
>hes kneeling in front of me, with my bent knee up against his chest
>he leans into me to give it an active stretch
>if you walked in, you would think we were fucking
>no homo or nothing but its weird being that close with another guy
>he gave me a full body massage last weekend
>felt fantastic
>not gay but this feels damn near close to it
>>37182358
But the guy in your gif isn't white
Not sure if it is really gay but I am nearly 8 inches flaccid and I love walking around the locker room naked letting guys look at my body and compare my dick to theirs. When ever there is a game on the tv in the locker room I love to stand and watch, front and center with my big dick hanging out.
I have a lot of guys try to hit on me but I always decline because I am not gay. I do however love seeing a guy jerk off across from me and see that his hard dick is smaller than my flaccid cock. It is more of a power thing than a sexual attraction.
>>37182515
just embrace it bro
>>37182567
embrace the gayness? Or just the experience?
Its a great stretch and hes taught me a lot so im cool with it. a few years ago i wouldve probably decked someone out if they were trying to "stretch out my hamstrings"
>>37182515
>im completely straight
>no homo or nothing
>not gay
I'm 100% you're gay, there's no reason you had to write than three times.
>>37182594
the whole experience, and the homoeroticism that goes with it
keep it up and you'll soon find out that being gay is the patrician preference
>>37182260
This honestly.
>>37182646
im totally not gay man...
>>37182669
Why do you keep writing it over and over, we've seen it the first time, you just look like you're desperately trying to convince yourself.
>>37182678
i swear im not gay anon
>>37182522
He's look euro mediterranean at the very worst, so like half-white.
>>37182515
On your back is also the best position to give you an "active prostate massage".
>>37182515
There is nothing wrong with getting up close with your bro. It will only be gay once one of your finds their penis inside the other person.
>>37182193
walking into 24 hour fitness in west Hollywood was your first gay experience.
Didn't happen at the gym for me
>Be me, a beta 18 year old forced to go to uni by parents.
>Skinny af, not really interested in being /fit/. Vidya is love vidya is life
>End up getting a CHAD room mate. Super fit, and in the school's Lacross Team. Has girls lining up to get his cock
>Expect to hate him with every fiber of my being.
>Turns out it's impossible. He's unbearably sweet and chill. Very likable personality, very out going.
>tfw
>We end up hanging out a lot, despite his massive amount of friends, and our polar opposite personalities.
>He even starts ditching some of his friends to hang with me idk why
>Months pass, and he becomes my best friend
>tfw anti-social beta gains amazing chad best friend
>One day he tells me he's bi, and that he hasn't told anyone else.
>"alright". I honestly didn't care.
>lol whatever.jpeg
>As the weeks progress after he tells me this, he gets usually touchy with me. Cuddling on couch, hugging me from behind, lots of hugging.
>okay
>Once, while we're watching a movie, we end up cuddling again.
>This time it's weird.
>"Hey anon" "Turn your head"
>I turn my head away from the movie, and then I feel his lips on mine.
>Oh
>Never kissed anyone in my life besides my parents, but I gotta say the kiss was intense
>Takes a hold of my mouth
>Super aggressive chad mode
>I'm his bitch for a few minutes kek
>He pulls away first. He looks at me.
>"How did you feel about that anon?"
>I want to say that it was fucking amazing but I play it off so I don't look like a cuck.
> Shrug, "I didn't hate it I guess"
>He smirks, and we continue watching the movie.
Idk brehs, Never thought I'd be falling for a guy, but I am. Always thought I was straight whoops.
>>37182829
can we switch lives
>>37182829
>>37182594
>Tfw this entire story basically happened to me except I was chad
bruh. Pretty cute story too
>>37182515
>A few years ago I would've probably decked someone out if they were trying to stretch out my hamstrings
That insecurity is pretty gay bro
>hang out with best friend all the time
>best friend is friends with a gay black guy
>we all go out to the bar
>black guy is a bro and covers me for a few rounds of drinks
>realize now he was buying me drinks to get me drunk
>we all go back to friends house
>all of them are talking up the gay black guy and how good his massages are
>best friend gets a massage
>i decide fuck it and get one too
>hes massaging my back
>then he kneels over me from behind so hes kind of straddling my ass
>keeps massaging my back
>goes lower
>a lot lower
>ive been drinking so i let it ride
>feels really good
>get done and have another beer
>think about how i let this gay guy deeply rub my ass for 5 mins
>whatever
Who cares if it is "gay." I fooled around with a lot of guys in my twenties. It was good easy sex. I have a wife and kids now. Its not like letting a guy blow you is going to permanently mark you. The only issue is if you are gay and worried gay sex will open the flood gates and you will never be able to go back.
>>37182874
That's not gay bro my whole wrestling team does this after every evening practice
>>37182193
>Not gay but was too shocked
>Not gay
>>37182868
>I was chad
post subtly homoerotic pics or gtfo
>>37182829
Not sure whether to chalk it up to the power of a full-fledged Chad or /fit/ having its usual effects on people, but I'm happy for you brah. We're all gonna make it.
>>37182193
>go into sauna after lifting and showering with gymbro
>I lie face down on the upper-most step with just a small towel covering my ass
>gymbro sitting right below me
>he wants to borrow my towel since he's sweating a bunch and he hates the feeling
>I said sure
>he pulls the towel off of my ass and wipes his face with it
>he smirks and suddenly runs out the door
>decided I'm too tired to do anything about it
>he comes in after a while, telling me to come take back my towel
>I tell him to do whatever he wants
>he tries to get me going by straddling my bare ass on me, yelling "c'mon! giddy up!"
>after a while of no reaction from me he starts rubbing my back, still straddling me
>I melt in his hands and start dozing off
>door suddenly swings open, it's the janitor
>he jumps off of me and hurries out
>I follow him
>mfw I can see him trying to hide his boner while he's changing
>>37183465
You going to fuck him or what?
>>37183020
>wrestling
>not gay
>>37183713
One of these days anon. One of these days
>>37183465
He low key wants to fuck you anon.
>>37183749
Varsity Wrestling practice was the hardest workout Ive ever had, and you're a faggot for not doing one desu. Also I had to wrestle a few grils in my time, and that was a lot weirder than wrestling guys
>>37182829
Embrace it anon
>>37182193
Hey dude I use la fitness in hollywood. We're neighbors. I work at Santa Monica and crescent heights
>>37183783
>fagifornia
>hurr durr we live in the same shitty city
>>>/soc/
>>37183749
After weighing ourselves after practice we wrestle in nothing but our compression shorts
>>37182700
every man has his curiosities, surely you're a man after all?
I met a friend for lunch in West Hollywood and randomly saw another friend that worked there
Didn't realize the implication it had when I told him I was meeting a friend for lunch
You knew what you were getting into when you went to that gym. I'm sure you even post on Craigslist missed connections.
>>37182829
Whoops
>>37182193
>notices hand moving towards leg
>too shocked to say anything
>not gay
Anon, please
>>37183760
>one of these days
>Bro clearly wants to fuck you
>Literally miring you hard
>"Oh, yeah, maybe I will have hot dirty sex with someone that's into me as fuck"
>"One day"
>>37183764
Should do it like it was intended, nude. Ancients Greeks did it right.
>>37183892
Some wrestlers are fuckin joooooocy hnnngggg no homo tho
>>37183886
I'm not alpha like you anon. I need to make sure that he loves me before I can enjoy the sweaty rough gay sex
>>37183970
I would bby cakes
>>37183970
>I'm not alpha like you anon
No need to be mean.
>>37183970
>I need to make sure that he loves me before I can enjoy the sweaty rough gay sex
Sorry, I must have misread your original post. Didn't realise you were a chick.
>>37183764
were any of the grills actually good? was their style very different from the norm?
I don't think I could wrestle a woman without being hard as diamonds. many are butch, but usually have dat ass and are typically fit
>>37184045
>Didn't realise you were a chick.
I'm not. If I just wanted dick I would've fucked some random guy at the bar down the street already.
>>37184052
Had this high test latina qt on my team shy always wanted to wrestle with me to.I would always grab her ass when we wrestled and I could feel everything because she wore leggings. She was pretty good for a girl but weak as shit.
>>37182193
Sound like you got molested while in shock.
>>37184117
Pls molest me with your BBC lotus
>>37182829
hahah
youre a faggot
>>37184105
nice. I need to find me a wrestling/bjj qt
>>37184052
>were any of them good
Some of them were fantastic technically, but there was a clear strength difference
>did their style differ from the norm
Not really
>were any hot
A few of them were fridgemode, a few of them were 9/10 gorgeous, but most were average
You do have to keep in mind that they are in fact a girl when you wrestle them though. Ex: there's a move called a 'squeak' where you make your hand into a fist and try to ram your thumb knuckle into you opp's asshole. This is a good set up for a lot of tilts. One of my friends was was wrestling a girl and he tried to squeek her. She squeezed alright--as a matter of fact she shrieked because my friend popped her cherry right there on the mat
>>37184213
Did he take responsibility? I mean he already popped her cherry might as well see it through
>>37184213
I mouth made a 'O' when I read the last sentence of that. Holy shit wow. I can only imagine the awkward conversation that took place afterwards between the two of them.
>>37184213
Wrestling with soft weak girls kek
>never gonna make it
>>37184213
jesus how horrifying
I had a bud that only went for cradles if he wrestled a girl. never had anything that awful happen though
>>37184240
Blood time was called (usually only for bloody noses), and afterwards he got called with a potentially dangerous move, so the match reset with him in referee's position and the match continued. He won, but both teams' collective benches were fucking stunned
>>37184213
My favorite move
>>37184339
B-but that's not how you do it. This guy is just digging the dudes ass because he's about to get fuckin rolled on his back
>>37184339
I see, you stimulate the prostate so the guy cums and becomes exhausted.
Wrestling is such a fascinating sport.
>>37184363
that's how i'd want it done
>>37184363
Shoving your finger in there ass is the move,but most of the time I try to do butt drags and my fingers "accidentally" go in there asshole
>>37182706
He look's mexican.
>>37184377
You should check out Turkish oil wrestling
>>37184403
You can only buttraep them a little tho. Pic related is the only time when you get the OK for full buttraep
>>37184449
*chomp*
>>37182515
>>he gave me a full body massage last weekend
I've always liked wrestling but know I'd be hard as fuck while doing it.
Not that we have werestling in NZ like you lot do in the States but a fag can dream.
>>37184556
I remember seeing some UFC fight where the dude had a huge hard after being grappled
>>37184577
Yeah when I first started the journey to stroking my dick to stuff on the net, wrestling photos, somehow, was one of those things and you can often find pics of guys that are hard.
Apparently it's quite normal but, i suppose, normal in different ways than it'd be for me.
>>37184603
Dude your opponent would just laugh it off if he saw it. Happens to everyone eh. Then maybe he'd get hard too and maybe
>>37184635
Anon, pls.
I'm 27 now, too old. Plus, like I said, don't think we do wrestling like that here. I'd have been so good at it too, stocky little manlet.
Fuck.
>>37184449
Yeah if you get caught to many times you can be charged with rape happened to some kid awhile back
>>37184635
I'd always see dudes get boners at weigh ins.
>>37182193
you'll are supergay lol
[spoiler]I'm inda aroused and jealous. no homo[/spoiler]
Not quite gym story, but just outside
>I once had a guy with downs syndrome sitting on his own looking sad ask for a hug.
>Being a soft cunt I thought I'd give him a bro-ish hug
>Guy immediately bear hugged me and started mashing the side of his face against mine
>I felt a little uncomfortable
>Some people notice
>Still hugging me
>This has gone on for a while, I can see why people don't give you hugs
>He's breathing heavy
>Uh, pretty sure he's got a boner
>Reaches down with one arm, tries to touch my wang
>Defcon 1
>Tell him that's enough, stick my arms in between us to make a barrier
>He lets go
>Follows me around for a little while
>Shake him
>>37184651
>he doesn't have an adult community wrestling league held at his local YMCA
Nothing better than letting out all your stress by grappling sweaty meat
>>37184824
I've got grindr, though.
>>37184735
Yeah, family reunions are weird, aye?
>>37182829
It's OK just go with it!!!
Oh god this thread is turning me gay fuck u all I'm out here
Obligatory.
>>37185011
This never fails to get me hard
>>37185011
Just like my yaoi
>>37185011
I-I came.
I fucking hate how gays have made gyms a crusing spot, competely degenerate.
There was a used condom on the bathroom floor once at LA fitness.
And 24 fitness in Pasadena shower is dirty as fuck.
If you want to be accepted by society, stop ruining public society
>>37185608
>I fucking hate how gays have made gyms a crusing spot
>There was a used condom on the bathroom floor once at LA fitness.
Why didn't you fuck the guy raw if used condoms make you so prissy?
>>37185011
Fapped to this. No homo.
>this morning, in the bus
>some old dude starts rubbing his hands on me today, im late to notice, and idc tbqh
>he starts random conversations over and over but idc
>suddenly the bus stops, i leave, he follows me
>obviously it wasnt his stop
>he says "hey", i say sup, hes like ur a good looking young guy, come n fuck me, ill be your little bitch, ill let u do whatever u want with me, and then HE GRABS MY FUCKING DICK
>i want to punch him or insult him but like the beta i am, i said "no thank you, not intrested" and literally ran away
whats up with gay dudes thinking they can hit on who ever the fuck they want because its just another male?
>>37186438
>i want to punch him
Just catch a different bus from your dad?
>>37183844
im definitely 100% not gay dude
>>37186438
That's just old and desperate people anon, if you pretend they don't exist they'll eventually disappear.
Why does getting mired by gay dudes feel so good?
It's not like how women mire. It's with that fiery eyed lust and intent. Yea you want this buddy, cus it's so good. But you can't.
Christ it sounds so fucking gay, but it feels good man.
>>37184954
Jej
>>37186438
It's not a matter of gay or straight people, it's a matter of creepy and/or old people.
Straight old men do absolutely the same when they have the chance, especially in places like crowded buses with young women.
That's why i never flirt or even mire guys outside of """designated""" places like gay bars, there's always the risk of being "that creepy guy".
>>37185011
I got a boner from this
>>37182829
>>End up getting a CHAD room mate. Super fit, and in the school's Lacross Team. Has girls lining up to get his cock
>>Expect to hate him with every fiber of my being.
>>Turns out it's impossible. He's unbearably sweet and chill. Very likable personality, very out going.
>>tfw
That's not a chad, that's an alpha
>>37182829
>I didn't hate it i guess
You're so tsudere
Next weekend buy some lube and condoms and let him slip inside of you. Make sure you shave your butthole and pubes. Give small moans.
My dick is hard. Im not even gay
>>37187365
>Make sure you shave your butthole and pubes
Oh fuck off ya fucking woman.
PT here, as im working out in the gym that i work i get approached by a middle aged guy, asks if i do PT sessions and is interested in getting fit ex..ex.. Give him my card and i recieve pic related an hour later. Wat do fit
>>37187664
>ex..ex..
What?
>>37187664
>Wat do fit
Message him saying:
"Now what the FUCK are you implying by saying I don't do sports massages because it takes time to train? The reason I don't do sports massages is because I'm too busy jerking off old guys like you. I want to taste you soo bad muh big bad fit daddy".
>be 21 yrs old
>working out at 24 hrs fitness around midnight
>twink Latin boy with 8/10 face is the only other guy there.
>see him there all the time. Probably on the same schedule
>he strikes up a conversation with me when I'm almost done lifting
>convo leads sauna
>he insists I join him in the sauna. Sure why not
>he gets in there and immediately takes shirt and pants off.
>insists I do the same. "You need to let your skin breathe" he said
>I comply
>he asks if I played football in high school
>I tell him no but ask why he asked
>He replies I'm pretty big.
>I try to change the topic
>he invites me to a barbecue he's having for his b-day in a couple days.
>leave shortly after that
>never lift that late again
I honestly don't know if he was super friendly or just gay
>>37187900
>pants and shirt in a sauna
what the fuck
he was just friendly, you're a sperg who doesn't know how sauna works
https://youtu.be/SjQnN8L3pXE
Me reading the thread and getting a chub
>>37187958
That's apex autism.
>>37187964
That whole documentary is gold pham
>>37182193
You know, you fags have your own board now >>>/lgbt/ It would be more appropriate to mention a gym on a gay board than gay on a gym board.
>>37187950
Bruh. I'm murrican, and that was a unisex sauna. The only sauna in that gym.
There's a sign that clearly stated shirts and pants must remain on.
>>37187996
What in the fuck?
>>37187974
But this is a gay board
>>37188004
Defeats the whole purpose of a sauna I know. But like I said. It's a franchise gym in murrica.
this thread is GAY af
im fucking outta here
>>37187996
It makes no sense at all.
>>37185109
hnnnnnnnnnng source on this.
why are there no pictures of klokov naked
its all i want
>>37187785
he is too stupid to know it's etc. as in et cetera.
can't blame him he is a PT after alll
Walk into gym changing room
See this
What do?
>>37182229
I go to the super sport in utc. Are u saying that I've been missing out on homo sex by not driving further to go to hillcrest?
>>37187664
message him saying the following text
">spending only an hour in the gym
>making gains ever
>20xx
>ISHIGHIGDY"
then blow him for profit
Tfw no gay gym experiences
Guess I'm not attractive enough
>>37188112
*unzips pants*
>>37182829
>Cuddling
>With a man
I'd let a dude suck me off and I'd suck a dude off.
But I wouldn't cuddle with a guy; that shit is just... gay. No lies; I don't get my logic but cuddling with a guy just seems weird.
HOW COME ATTRACTIVE STRANGERS NEVER MOLEST ME???
Do I need to wear sluttier workout clothes or what?
>>37188112
I really like glutes but this "dance" is frankly disgusting.
>>37188119
Bruh. It's called gaycrest for a reason. I don't know if they are having sexcapades in the locker room but you could probably hook up with them out of the gym.
>>37188169
you're ugly
>>37185011
idk, now that I read this its just to yaoi anime fan fiction for me. I remember this being a god teir pasta
>>37188205
wrong
>>37182829
I hope this happened.
;_;
>>37187996
Jesus christ America, what are you doing?
>Sauna
>Shirt and pants
Literally pick one
>>37188211
if you weren't ugly gay guys would hit on you, this is a fact
>>37182648
top kek
>>37188106
Fuck you bro English is not my native language.
>>37188153
/fit/: the post
People turn gay/bi when they don''t get enough attention from the opposite sex and/or are betas.
>superior straight master race here
Although I was accidentally gay for a few minutes when I saw a thread of an Anons new bf that dresses/looks very emo feminine.
>>37188211
>delusional uglet
I have thirsty friends that will hit on even 6/10 painfully average looking heteroshits, you need to face reality if you get no attention.
>>37182648
>>37188188
I'm actually not gay, but was apartment searching around there the other day and for a brief part of the day I knew what it felt like to be a hot blond.
>>37187664
After the initial disgust, I feel genuinely feel bad for people like this guy.
Like, it must be a pretty shitty and lonely life that your only chance at getting a sliver of affection is through paying other people to simply touch you.
It also reminds me why i should stop being a slut and settle down with a guy, before i meet the inevitable gay death.
>>37188597
How the fuck do you do one of those full on mouth kisses? I've never been able to manage anything more than a peck
>>37188597
> I feel genuinely feel bad for people like this guy.
Right?! The generation of gay dudes above us are absolutely fucked. A lifetime of internalized shame and deviant behaviour, can't fucking imagine how awful it must be.
>>37186646
Well then post a pic and let us all perv over it
>>37182829
>Always thought I was straight whoops.
/fit summarised
>>37182515
This type of massage is a part of my procedures I do for my back injury in a private clinic. Its not gay at all. Unless you make it gay.
>>37188623
He tried to go for a bit of tongue, but he ended up kissing the other guy's upper lips and he just reciprocated.
I don't see the difficult part.
What do you mean you only manage just a peck, just like you kiss your parents/friends and stuff?
>>37188648
Yeah, lol, these people had to choose between being a bathhouse poz slut doing gangbangs on the daily or closet cases that were either into forced hetero marriages or could never experience any form of intimacy.
Pretty depressing life desu.
>>37182829
Is this pasta from /fa/? If not why is this little fuckboy on fit
>>37188505
oh man, working out has just become much more glorious to me.
fuck, if only someone could go back in time to athens and leave a barbell, dumbbells and a copy of SS translated into ancient greek.
>>37188720
>What do you mean you only manage just a peck, just like you kiss your parents/friends and stuff?
Like a small peck on the mouth, never one of those kisses where you literally suck on the guys mouth. I've always done just that with my partners in the past desu.
>>37188815
Even when fucking?
This whole thread is gay as fuck, what is it doing on /fit/?
Mods
>>37188852
Yeah or just neck kisses.
>>37182358
>Posts a gif of a non-white.
> be married to ham planet that is a C or maybe B- in bed
> find JO buddies on Craigslist
> go to strangers' house for excellent hand jobs and occasional BJs
> get treated like a god because I'm fit, "straight", and married
Still not romantically attracted to men but damn their level of enthusiasm and skill with a dick can't be beat.
>>37182387
probably means soda water senpai ie "vodka soda"
>>37188881
Weird, you should try it next time.
It's fun, but kinda sloppy.
>>37188902
fag
>>37188886
Most greeks/italians look like that desu.
>inb4
>greeks white
>italians white
>>37188902
Heh, same boat here bro, ain't married but have a bj buddy. He gives awesome head. He loves it, and he's actually a pretty decent guy, straight acting and totally normal. We hang out occasionally, watched the rugby when it was on. I don't really see what he gets out of it but oh well. Don't know why more straight guys aren't doing this.
>>37188928
I don't know man. To me it's more embarrassing than felching cum out of his asshole.
I'll think about it. T-thanks /fit/
>>37189013
>felching cum out of his asshole.
kek
Not everyone does everything when it comes to sex etc, e.g when i tell people i have never tasted my own cum they think i'm bullshitting them.
>>37189052
>dose presented asses
fuck you /fit. fuck you.
>>37188990
>>37184651
Go learn Judo or BJJ instead. Especially nogi BJJ, you'll get all the sweaty man wrestling you could ever crave.
