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>the guy who wears headphones to the gym
Good thing I wear earphones :D
>>37171116
>stereotype
>>37171144
Hmmm why is he frying this banana?
>that guy that wears jeans to the gym
>The guy who lifts weight in order to look like tumour
>>37171199
Fried bananas are good, not with the peel on tho
>the guy who tapes himself lifting
>>37171116
>beats
literal shit
>the guy that wears basketball shorts
>the skelly who takes mirror pics on his first day
>the polowearing pajeets
>that guy who curls in the squat rack
>the nig who plays his music too loud
>the guy that shadow boxes
>the guy who does pushups and dumbbell workouts
>the autist who spends his time shitposting on a Laotian Trap group between sets
I can go on family
do i even need to type what goes here?
>>37171471
>the polo wearing pajeets
>That guy who does 5 sets of 30 reps bench press
>Lmao0plates
>Does pushups on the bar in between
>Leaves immediately after finishing
>Does this three times a week
what the fuck
>the guy who lifts weights in the gym
>instagrams between sets
>that older guy in a tank top who talks to everybody
>that middle eastern hairy guy who does no workout but is always there, talking to everybody
>group of 20 yr old faggots who chatter like schoolgirls
>that guy who wears a FOX cap
>those skelly kids who come in after school
>that self-designated gym alpha who is super standoffish if you dont suck his dick
>that manlet with laughable gains who mean mugs every 6+ masterrace guy
>that guy who takes 30 minutes on the Leg Press
>knocks out 30 reps in the time it'd take me to do 10
>he's DYEL as fuck
Probably related to:
>high school kid
>always on the Leg Curl
>has it on baby weight settings
>2.5, maybe 5kg at the most
>curls those legs like it's going out of style
>never changes machines once in the time it takes me to do my entire routine
>>37171626
>those skelly kids who come in after school
>>37171431
>>tapes
>that overweight person who is trying to make a decent change in their life and you can see it working everytime they're in the gym
>Gasp pants and grey hoodie.
Usually 90+kg builtfat.
>The guy that wears compression stocking/leggings but has a small dick and no buldge
>that guy who drops his weight from knee height continuously to purposefully make a bang
we need a lunk alarm tbqh
>that guy who benches
> that guy who keeps looking at my dick when i wear compression pants waiting for me to pop a boner
>The autistic faggot who fell for the SS meme
>>37171144
>>37171199
Dub dubs confirms
>>37171496
If this fucker literally walked for 10 minutes a fucking day and cut at 2000 calories a day, his fat would fly the fuck off and he could live past 50. I don't understand how someone can be that care-free and unwilling to change their disgusting life.
>>37171523
I really hate that guy
>>37171116
>that group of high schoolers that come in to the gym to curl 15 pound dumbbells and laugh way too loud and call each other gay
>that guy that brings a huge gym bag full of useless shit just to pick things up and set them back down
>>37172073
Sadly enough I watched some of his videos where he talks about his life
>sad cause I'm fat
>fat cause I eat
>eat cause I'm sad
Rinse and repeat. He's a fucking crybaby,
>all the stacies mirrin while I squat 950 pounds and grunt like a Silverback shooting a load.
>that group of high schoolers that take over the only squat rack and sit there for over an hour just bullshitting, chatting, looking at their phones, taking pictures, calling each other gay, maybe doing a lift or two every once in a while
>multiple people come up asking to use the rack or work in, "nah bro we're almost done"
>>37172129
I used to actually look up to this guy thinking he had such a hard life. He does, but that's because he chooses to make it so. Just a little bit of self-control, and this guy could be way more happy.
>>37172149
>grunt like a Silverback shooting a load.
kek
anyone have pictures of polo wearing pajeets?
>>37171626
Fuck, i wear a fox cap.
brb time to suicide.
>that guy who is bigger than me
>that guy who sits on a bench well his friends do curls
Why even come?
If basketball shorts are a no no according to you autism lords, what should I be wearing?
>inb4 nothing
>>37171496
Unrelated, but his shoulders form a perfect circle
>>37172469
damn.
>>37172204
he's a professional victim
>>37172469
why did i do this
>short guys who lift
>the 75% manlets who will never make it
>the 80% framelets who will never make it
>the 95% uglets who will never make it
why do they even bother going??
>>37172430
Wear silkies faggot
>>37172179
ARRRRRGH fuck those guys. My gym's full of them. Except mine aren't even high schoolers. Thy're actual goddamn adults who still haven't figured out basic gym etiquette.
>The nig who smells bad
>the nig who talks to you the entire hour
>the nig who drops the plates
>the nig who drops the dumbbells
>the nig curling in the squat rack
>the nig ohping in the squat rack
>the nig chatting on one of his 3 phones
>the nig quarter squatting
>the nig wearing beats
>the nig chewing gum loudly
>the nig who is naked 100% of the time in the changing room
>that nice black guy who offers you a spot when you're benching
>>37172858
You been mirin yourself too much in the mirror pham?
>the depressed guy staring into space between sets
>>37172527
More like a feminist rape victim
>The DYEL that poses in the mirrors at the free weights area, who then proceeds to take his shirt off and keep posing.
>the old asian dude who you never see working out but is always butt naked in the locker room
>>37172969
>the old man who blow dries his butt
>"toning for summer"
>every fucking first week of summer
>>37171458
>>37172430
What's wrong with basketball shorts?
>>37171774
No dude it's my compression underwear I swear!
>>37172641
>tfw all 3
;_;
I'm starting to wonder myself.
>>37171199
bc fried bannanas are fying delicious
>>37171116
> the guy who changes his shoes and chalks up to do bench
>that guy who comes with his girl and she benches more than him
>that bearmode fellow that is extremely kind and well-spoken
>that /fit/ guy who helped you out when you were a skelly
>That girl who takes up the squat rack for almost 2 hours
>>37173904
my gym 2bh
>>37171431
It's a good way to check on your form, just saying.
>>37171431
This is a really smart thing to do if you don't have a coach.
For Germany and Netherlands: the group of Turks/Moroccans sharing a bench with 5 people and psyching each other up for a sick 0,7xBW bench press
>>37171471
>>the polowearing pajeets
>>37174218
i'm glad i left basic fit
The guy who definitely doesn't skip leg day because he doesn't want to become the subject of memeful scorn, so he quarter squats below his bench weight once per two weeks and rewards himself with an hour of curls.
>leg day is a meme
>if you're training for beach aesthetics just don't fucking do it week cares
>I do train legs btw, I'm just under 1/2/3/4 for reps
>>37172858
>the nig wearing beats
yep thats me got them for free :)
Any consolation I'm blasting black metal and swans while I lift
>>37172104
Fuck that guy with the bag, who doesn't even range what he needs and puts it in the locker, but brings it into the gym with him. Squat socks, deadlift straps, overhead press scarf, adductor braces, bench shirt and tie
>>37171116
WHat is that exercise on the picture called?
![tony-soprano-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7iGAY5l.jpg "tony-soprano-02[1].jpg")
>Implying I'm going to listen to ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD three times in an hour like the shitty cuntrag gym radio plays
Fuck you OP you made me mad.
>that guy that comes in just to lift free weights
>>37174293
Looks like your average Chest Press or Dual Axis Press, but I could be looking at the pic wrong.
>>37174272
>bench shirt and tie
>>37172641
>tfw tall and handsome but a 6.5 inch wrist framelet
Long sleeves for life
>>37174297
Fuck you. That guy has a good voice compared to many other famous musicians these days.
>>37174321
Yeah and I liked it when I first heard it. The second time it was still good. The third time, that was enough. Then I just got madder and madder and madder.
>>37174244
That sounds like my plan for next weeks, got injured doing heavy squats so I'll take it easy. Besides my legs are already much more developed than upper thanks to SS meme
>>37174333
Better than Drake and his shitcunt Rhianna or whatever she's called or that ugly skank in the desert with her bike and her scratching voice, god damn.
>>37171520
Endurance.
Some people train extra for their sport and dont want to look like a wanna be hulk you know?
![homepage_large.233fde97[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4WuCxPW.jpg "homepage_large.233fde97[1].jpg")
>>37174351
I never wore headphones when lifting, ever, until I moved gyms to one with a radio. Now I'm blasting that shit.
The irritating asian cunts who come in in a team of 6 and stand around jabbering their nonsense at each other while they're quarter squatting the 'core bags' are irritating too, glad I have some old shit to drown it out.
>>37171471
>>the autist who spends his time shitposting on a Laotian Trap group between sets
too close to home senpai
>>37174244
I always skipped leg day, but people started making fun of me when I could bench as much as I could squat, so now I squat 3x a week
>that obviously depressed loser with earbuds in doing SS and staring blankly at himself in the mirror between sets
> the fat strong friendly guy
>>37171116
>that manlet who has to jump to reach the pullup bar
>>37171116
>Beats by dr dre
>>37175002
That's was me a month or 2 ago except I didn't wear ear buds
>>37172179
>college gyms
>that DYEL guy who uses the good girl/bad girl machine
I legit don't understand why people wear gloves... even when I first started doing weighted pull ups I never had any issues.
>>37176361
Some people tend to have blisters in their hands so easily and that shit hurts when they rip them off with the bar or dumbbells, and those things are always dirt.
Gloves aren´t bad, but if you only wear them for /fa/, then you can choke up
fucking indians who smell like absolute shit.
why the fuck do they all smell the same, and so bad? is deoderant not a normal thing for them? i literally have to fucking leave the area when an indian comes near me.
>>37172277
no. keep wearing it. it's endearing
>>37171116
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
>>37172909
>tfw
>>37175002
lol, touche
>that girl who listens to field recordings while lifting and seems to look straight through you
>>37171652
the jelly lanky thats been coming to the gym for a year but it doesn't show
>that guy who falls for gomad
>>37171652
>things that dont happen in real life
nice fantasy lanklet
>>37177482
He's gaining mass!
>>37172179
my gym used to have this group 2 of the 5 fell of and now those 3 are my protégés.
>>37177340
Why would he use a different bar?
>that friendly buff black dude who gave you advice
>>37172909
Literally me. What else is there to do?
>>37177629
socialize
>>37175002
ouch
>>37177636
Everyone is too old for me, and the ones about my age (2 guys that were with me in school) yell when lifting and "Power lift" oh, did I mention most of them are forgeries who can't understand my accent :^(
>>37177340
I always laugh when this i posted
>>37177636
yeah - let's turn a 1 hour workout into three hours. alternatively - if you have to leave in an hour - 2/3 of your workout hasn't been done.
I fucking hate people talking to me in the gym. Any time I ever had a training partner EVERYTHING suffered.
>>37177340
wtf is wrong with listening to your own music, wearing your gymclothes to the gym, starting with the bar only as warm up?? maybe he came with a car so he showers at home? and maybe he washed his clothes?
do you even brain m8?
>>37177946
Time your rests
>the skelly guy who lifts weights heavier than anyone else
>>37178044
that's the point - these dickheads rarely talk to you in <1min bursts.
>>37178072
>I can feel your stares
>>37178096
"Yo lemme do a set rq"
>>37178179
I know, you're right - but damn, I still hate em. I really can't understand people that don't pick up on social cues - "bored face" for example.
>Skin tight t-shirts
>Bagging as fuck pants
>>37178225
That's me
>>37174257
Damien?
>>37177340
bait
>>37177340
>>37178477
Robert?
>>37178477
John?
>>37171512
KEK
>>37172104
>>that group of high schoolers that come in to the gym to curl 15 pound dumbbells and laugh way too loud and call each other gay
>>that guy that brings a huge gym bag full of useless shit just to pick things up and set them back down
>>37172104
Oh no... I was those high school kids 4 years ago. Should I end it all now
>>37177340
b8
>>37171116
literally nothing wrong with wearing headphones so as long as you're courteous, and aren't wearing shit like Beats
>>37178007
>being this new
In place of the traditional format I'll just share some characters from my gym instead. Recently there's been an influx of people going in the early morning which is weird because we got nobody during New Years. Anyways,
Curls brah
>like 40-50 years old
>carries a book around with him everywhere
>doesn't look like he lifts all too much and he doesn't
>mean mugs everyone when they're not looking
>curls like 90lbs and uses the squat rack
>just today he changed from barbell curls to preacher curls to lat pull down back to back to back for 4 sets each
Legs brah
>tall and reasonably /fit/
>never does legs and it shows
>benches in the smith machine and keeps adding 10lbs on each side until he has like 5 or 6 on each side
>makes weird "yow" sounds every five minutes like a stereotypical rock singer
>paces around the indoor track after every single set
Generic "gym" girl
>theres like 10 of these that came in recently
>all look like they maybe lift but they do retarded shit
>they all look like footballs (burgerstan)
>take up space, barely work out, use racks to do body weight exercises and block walkways to do meme dumbbell exercises
>hoping they're just trying to get "toned" for summer or at least plan to fuck off so I can lift in peace before work
>the nerd-looking black guy who constantly talks about advanced biochemical processes and steroid metabolism with a giga-nigga friend and writes in a journal in between sets
Almost certain he has a roid operation going and giga nigga is his test subject
>>37171699
Always makes me smile when I see that guy.
>the guy who smells like literal shit
I can understand sweat or a dank workout smell, but there was a 10-foot radius that smells like he literally shit his pants right there in the gym, it was sick and I had to relocate and forfeit the good bench
The bald, fat, white creepy guy who molests teenagers.
>>37179326
lol. ..his test subject...
As a white-guy gym-rat, yes, these asian guys lasted appeared in the gym I visit. Glad you didn't elaborate what they did to each other in the changing rooms.
>>37171116
Cross-fitters.
---==+ The End +==---
>the 10/10 gay dude that teases to you sometimes (and you secretly like it)
>"hey anon your pecs look sexy as fuck in that shirt"
>t-thanks you too
>That guy who wears a Superman t-shirt but can't bench one plate
>That guy who asks you to help him finish a set and then keeps on doing so every exercise where he needs a spotter netting ~15 minutes per work out helping him instead of working on whatever im working on. I have other friends that work out but i prefer going alone to focus
Well i guess im his bitch now
>Y-you too
>>37179480
SNAP CITY BRAH
>>37177636
mate, i socialize at a bar
Gym is for gains with complete focus
>spending hours talking to randoms, gtfo
>>37171520
actually I'm that guy, i want to lose weight and don't want to get too much muscle (for running a marathon)
yes i also do this with lmao 0plate
>>37171652
There's a dude just like this at my gym, I'm the only one he talks to or smiles at.
Turns out he's gay, he keeps interrupting when girls try to strike up a conversation.
Idk brehs... he's the only person who bought me a bday present this year, which I was excited about until I got home and realized I never told him my birthday.
>TFW gay gym stalker
>>37180208
super kek
>>37172277
I thought you meant a coonskin cap for a second and got excited because I thought I knew you.
There's a late 40s oldbro who wears one while he works out, I really want to ask him why.
>>37171954
fuck thats me, just do it anon
>>37171116
wearing headphone so i can't hear all the faggots in the gym.
>>37175002
I always assume others are looking at me as if I was that guy.
>>37171699
that's my nigga right there
>>37179537
;-;
>>37174035
How about a fucking mirror?
>>37178007
>>37178815
>>37178485
Satire is now bait I guess?
>the guy who cuts his t-shirts from the shoulder to the waist so he can see his nipples
>the guy who looks in the mirror after every set to wipe sweat from his chin with his shirt to check out his new abs
>asians
>>37174241
Basic fit is the ghetto of gyms
>the skelly that uses the same squatweights as the person before him and fails
>>37180979
Not every machine is in front of a mirror, also you look complete different when you are not looking at a mirror.
>>37172909
right in the feels
>the old guy with beard and retro haircut with tons of hair gel, who also is a pedophile in potential
>the dyel guy who trains with his girl and makes her do the same 5 exercises for chest as him.
>the DYEL who tries to talk to every girl around, help on form and shit
>the mid 30s huge guys who posts selfies in the mirror of the gym on instagram and geolocate the gym
>the PT who now trains normally and talks to everyone so he can sell come roids.
>the guy who does butterflies pull ups and says "this is crossfit" whenever a PT intervene his ridiculous movements.
>the kid who does Oly Lifts at the gym and uses "everyone is looking at you right now, dont fuck it up" as motivator.
>the hot milf who trains at 11 am, right after the morning show ends.
>the scrawny fuck who does 10 bicep exercises with 10 pound dumbbells.
>the 3 tool kids who train together and fucks your routine if your gym has few squat racks
>the wanna be jay cutler who has 5 pairs of dumbbells around a bench while he is training another body part on cable
>>37171774
That's me. I accepted my body and will take full advantage of tights. It's not like the girls at the gym are going to judge and bang me on my D anyways.
>>37181384
>the motherfuckers who trains in front of the dumbbell racks looking at the mirror
>the roided blonde girl who overtrained and ass looks more unnatural than the girl with three tits
(mind you that i'm brazilian)
>the femboys with tiny shorts and leggings who fucking stare at real niggas like me
i
>>37181438
>advantage of tights
the only advantage you'll have is if you like gay boys or air head cardio bunnies, my negro.
>>37177464
Found the manlet. Whats up Stretch?
>>37181462
you seem butthurt bruh
>>37181446
E ai gatinho, how's the gym culture down there?
>>37181485
You seem short. Look me in the eyes when you adress your superior, Stretch.
>that guy who drinks water between sets
>>37173101
Nothing. Another term for bball shorts is literally GYM SHORTS. Any team gives out bball shorts in their colors and name as athletic gear to their athletes for workouts. If you think wearing bball shorts to the gym is weird you fucking braindead
>>37172129
Dont forget sad+eat due to ptsd from abusive family etc
>>37174257
>got them for free :)
give em back, jamal
>that guy who shrugs in the squat rack
> That Irish guy in my gym that shouts inspirational shit at anyone doing more then 2plate
I honestly can't understand anything he says properly but that shit works, should be employed to do it tb.h
>>37175002
pls no bully
>>37181502
I'm not even the guy you first replied. I'm 6 foot, and you're pathetic using the idea that you're superior in anyway than a manlet other than for motivation.
Stop being autistic, bruh.
>that guy who doesn't wear tennis shorts to the gym
>>37181691
LMAO.
Does he have a blond beard and a monkey tatted on his chest?
>>37181496
it's shit.
theres some local idols, they're pathetcs screaming memes and shit...
> asians who wear the most high-tech gear and massive earphones but their routine seems to be completely on the fly and full of poor form.
???
>>37181716
Im not the first guy either that responded, but im the guy you just responded to the first time I responded. Manlet got butthurt and took shots at 6'+ masterrace. He needed to be brought back down to his level. Wayyyy down. So blow me white knight.
>>37181720
Yaaasssss. The shorter the shorts, the better the athlete.
>>37172641
Gotta make the best of it. Being strong and ugly is better than being just ugly.
>>37175002
that was a very irresponsible shitpost you made anon
that guy who actually listens to the fag gym music
>that guy who watches tv between sets
>>37175002
delete this.
That manlet with some gains that keeps staring at me (Skelly) while I lift and cheers me up saying "we're all gonna make it". Fucking zyzz brahs
>>37181916
Either that or fuck with your phone, not much else to do.
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
>>37181384
The selfie dudes who group train and made good noticeable gains only to screw themselves up by posing too much into their iPhones.
>>37172586
aliasing/10
>that who The Press
>>37182218
>that guy who uses the phrase "The Press" as if it were a verb and proper noun
>>37172909
Literally me. What else is there to do? Talk to people?
>>37174297
That or Tylor Flip. Fucking gym "pulse" radio!
>>37171496
Mirin traps
>that guy that is dropped off and picked up by his mom
>>37171699
>tfw that's me
N-Never give up! N-Never give in to temptation!
>>37177215
thats because you go to a fucking poverty gym
>>37171116
> The fucking guys who deadlift in front of the squat rack
>>37180208
That is hilarious and worrying
>>37182867
my gym only has one squat rack and there is literally no room anywhere else unless I put the bar in the middle of the gym which I've seen two other guys do at a military gym lol. Also, it's in front of a mirror.
>>37177482
I hope this is a joke. I weighed 173 at 6'2 like around christmas time. then I started drinking a shit load of whole milk. im at 184 now breh
>>37171458
This is the worst one of all of these stupid memes. What do you faggots wear, yoga pants?
>>37181248
>needing to check your form for machines
End your life desu
>>37177464
Holy shit why are you so mad kiddo?
>>37180208
>which I was excited about until I got home and realized I never told him my birthday.
>>37174367
>30 reps with 45 pounds
>endurance
Either do more reps or more weight you fag
>>37181716
>6'0
>not a manlet
>>37175002
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the guy wearing running shoes, without doing any cardio
>>37171699
I like this, makes me feel warm & fuzzy inside. Good for them.
>>37177482
I have that pic's body right now, maybe a little less fat but its still very similar. 6'4" 205 lbs - any advice /fit/?
>>37171183
Underated af
>>37174321
What I hate is this, what, 25 year old nancy boy new millionaire crooning all misty about his nostalgia. I'm 47 and trying to stave off slowing metabolism. THAT NERD NEEDS TO SHUT UP. Makes me mad and I can't turn it off.
>>37182533
Me too
gonna make it
>>37172149
> that skinny guy with no muscle who thinks hes cutting
>>37175002
Ouch
>>37178225
me everyday, shorts of gym
I barely glance at other gym members. Why do you guys watch what other people are doing?
>>37172909
>that Osama Bin Ladel looking lanklet who does the weirdest fucking one arm Dumbell press and kipping squats and also slams the Lat pull machine
>those high schoolers who only curl and do lateral raises, never with more than 10 lbs because they "don't want to get too big"
>>37183058
work out
>Brown guys with pompadours.
>>37171699
This always motivates me more than some alpha-chad or pro lifters. I've been noticing this guy on the elliptical every week for the last 3 months and his clothes keep getting looser and looser.
>>37177589
ah yes magic gym negroes
I think you know what guy I'm thinking of
>>37171144
>invite grill over for dinner at my place
>pre order chicken parm from italian restaurant
>wreck kitchen to make it look like I cooked this
>grand finale... some meme banana recipe I found
>proceed to put banana in frying pan
>begin pouring vodka over said banana
>chocolate is on stand by
>grill impressed
>pour way too much vodka, but I gotta light this bitch up
> light it...
nearly singe my eye brows and front of face
>get things under control
>bang that sloot hard later.
> she wears yoga pants
>there are no fucking yoga classes here you cunt.
>>37183768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hnq8-3lPNY
not one hairstyle was damaged.
>>37173049
There's ALWAYS that one naked old guy. I've been to half a dozen gyms and there was even one at my university gym. I don't fucking get it.
>>37171183
this is an impressive post. really. severely underrated
>>37171471
I do pushup and Dumbbell workouts... I didn't even know I was retarded this whole time
>>37177215
Its their diet and the fact that they eat trash like curry and other smelly foods so godamn often.
>>37171471
>the autist who spends his time shitposting on a Laotian Trap group between sets
[Nervous Laughter]
>>37172149
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/may/06/women-penis-size
>Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long
Well that explains it
>>37173049
Why are old men so much more comfortable with nudity than younger guys?
A group of old guys at my gym always just walk around the change room fully nude. They don't give a fuck.
They walk to the showers nude
They walk to the bathroom nude
They fill up their waterbottles nude
They stand around nude, having lengthy conversations about current news events
Any other guy who is 40 seems to always wear a towel or something at least, and if they do need to hang dong, they only do it for the necessary amount of time.
WHY ARE OLD MEN ALWAYS NAKED?
>>37173904
>That girl who takes up the squat rack for almost 2 hours
She goes to my gym. Everything else about her makes her look 12 years old but that ass don't lie
>people who take these threads seriously and get self conscious
>>37179378
Did he stuff a live turd in his gym bag?
>>37182092
I literally don't see anything wrong with what he did.
>>37185861
The real question is: why are you so scared to let anybody else see your wiener?
>>37180273
balding
>>37185272
I almost only use a barbell. The onky time i use dumbells is at the end of my workout to focus on specific muscles. Never do body weight at a gym, do that shit at home.
>>37182533
>>37183094
Dont worry, once you cut down far enough it is bulk time. Take it from a previous fatty become fit, bulking is the best fucking time of the year. The funny thinf is that everyone starts complimenting me during my bulk, because i am getting "buff".
>>37172298
I will beat that guy one day.
>>37177215
It has nothing to do with poverty. Evan at college, the indian professors smell like shit. It fills the whole fucking room. Everytime i went in i kept smelling myself to make sure it wasntmme.
>>37183058
Keep going. As lomg as you can drop the weight later, who cares. I am 6'1" at 230 and i almlst have a six pack. The secret is that i started fat as fuck. Of you want calves, trqps, and other hard to get muscles, you need to fattennup first.
I just found this in the other thread.
fucking relevant
>>37182867
Changing the plates is a pain in the ass. I deadlift 5 plate. That means a warmup set at each plate. I have to walk across the gym with 2 45s after each loft. It is so much easier to just set it on the rack on them last rep and change it that way.
>>37171672
fuck me for wanting to overcome skelly genetics
>>37185861
Because who gives a shit. You go tomthe gym to look good, which means you want people to see you. They dont look good anymore, so they stay naked to get the same thing. Also, they might just be gay.
