No /fit/ humor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq8IY_nLXME&feature=youtu.be
>>37155756
>immediately chimps out in rapid fire comments
>>37155756
If i wanted humor I'd ask for your 1rm
>>37155756
Wtf at that video.
>>37155756
dying
>>37155756
Requesting the compilation of crossfit stuff including the christmas lights dude and the girl getting run over by the cop car being pulled by 5 people.
>>37157135
there you go
>>37157299
Danke
>>37155756
It this a vid of Americans attempting exercise?
>>37155771
hyphy mud, not even once
>>37156010
REKT
why doesn't it surprise me that it's mostly fat chicks that do this "workout"?
>>37157663
>>37157673
>>37157692
Is this 2010
>>37157709
>not appreciating this top humor
never gonna make it
>>37157692
>browsing reddit on mah epic looking phone
https://youtube/-gzMWFyyifc
Crossfit spinal annihilators
>>37157589
S U M M E R
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>>37157749
what kind of a link is that?
>>37157871
A shitty one, but I managed to find it it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzMWFyyifc
>mfw the announcer admits it's quantity over quality
requesting natty walk gifs
>>37155756
does anyone have the /fit/ version of enigma of amigara fault
>>37157663
>>37157729
>>37157692
>pls go
>>37156269
If you have a wife and she tells you she's working out, she's doing this
>>37156010
DAMM GRANDAD YOU DIDN HAVE TO KILL HIM
>>37155756
That video
>>37157663
Kekd
>>37159309
OP requested /fit/ humor, not autistic weeaboo humor
>>37159619
Is there a differece?
>>37159670
dang
From /b/
>>37159731
>70kg
Does this mean that if you can deadlift 3pl8 without straps or a mixed grip, then you can use the hardest hand gripper they have with ease? I've never tried using one
>>37159764
Ya but das for monkeys tho
>>37159670
GODDAMN
>>37159764
Is that supposed to be hard? I deadlift that double overhand no problem. 365 is where I start to lose my grip.
>>37159612
>not linking the superior music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y
>>37159764
I'd say so, it'd be cool the be squeezing a 'gods hand' grip though
>>37159814
Well apparently, the people who made them think you have to be a fucking gorilla to do it
>>37159853
Not even trying to sound hard, but damn. Normies must be weak as fuck. And I've thought my grip was weak this whole time.
>>37160413
>faked the hymen
what
>>37155756
why is it alway women who try to reinvent and make "fun" what is already established? Just jump in get in the fucking threadmill, shinji
>>37159853
>>37159859
It's a marketing gimmick so normies will buy them and feel strong idiots
>>37159764
No. There's a very large difference between being able to hold 70kg versus being able to close a 70kg gripper (think the difference between being able to unrack a squat weight and being able to actually squat it).
But most cheap grippers are a load of shit anyway.
>>37155756
>that video
>>37160419
rubber hymen. very cheap to produce and very life like.
>>37159764
75kg manlet with baby wrists and i've double overhand deadlifted 140
>>37159731
I've been thinking about picking up a couple of these.
Are they legit?
>>37157299
Was that Penn and Teller on there too?
>>37161972
If you get good quality ones, yes.
>>37159670
Kekked.
>>37161994
How do I determine quality?
Any specific brands or should I just get expensive ones and hope for the best?
>>37162025
The generally accepted best quality ones are the Captains of Crush line. Fair warning - they're expensive for what you get but unlike a lot of cheap ones they don't wear out or bullshit you on the resistance. There's probably cheaper good ones out there, but you'd have to experiment to find them. Or find someone who knows this shit better than I do.
>>37159823
wow this is actually kinda cringe
>>37155756
Jesus fucking christ women will do anything to avoid actually working out. They do this shit so they can say they have worked out and justify their cake for dinner.
>go into the gym, see short powerlifter looking guy doing deadlifts by the cages
>ive seen him before, he's pretty strong
>i guess he was warming up for heavy singles or something
>go do my squats in the cage next to him
>he gradually puts on more weight and does one rep
>i finish my squats and as im unloading the bar i hear him humming something, getting ready for another lift - 5pl8 and one of those little 1.25kg discs on each side
>tune sounds familiar but i cant place it
>goes down to grip the bar, fucking shouts MORTAL KOMBAT and lifts it up like it was nothing
>unloads his bar and walks off into the changing room
he didnt have headphones or anything
and i was right next to him, its not like he could think he's alone
>>37155756
>that video
for what purpose
>>37155756
That looks like fun, no wonder /fit/ hates it
>>37162145
Every time I read this it fucking confounds me.
>>37157400
>Not calling it Mount Swolelympus
>>37162303
Sounds like me, only shorter amd stronger
>>37162303
kek'd
>>37162303
I wish I could be as fearless as those motherfuckers. Weeaboo shit is the only thing that really does it for me.
>>37155756
I bet there was a dude who bought one of those warehouse leftovers where you don't know what's inside. When he discovered it's cubic feets of buckets and balls he got really mad and started smacking them with a stick.
When his wife saw him all sweaty and panting from that temper tantrum she had the brilliant idea of showing that to the idiots in her gym as a "safe and healthy" way to lose weight whie having "fun".
These bucket/ball combos sell for at least 60 bucks, not too shabby I must say
>>37157299
apex kek
>>37157625
cuz u smart
does anyone have the candytoe crush pic?
i think it had a shot of candito failing a deadlift and the text styled like the candy crush logo
>>37157663
>>37157673
>>37157692
moar pls
>>37162379
>dat pic
what is that shit???
>>37161904
5'6" 60kg double overhanding 130kg, neither of us are impressive
>>37155756
>Someone thought of this
>Someone backed and promoted this
>Someone allowed this to take place in their establishment
>Someone came up with those "exercises"
>Can't even tell who's supposed to be leading the class as the drummers at the front are just as bad
If they wanted a real drumming workout why not just Taiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HL5wYqAbU
>>37165180
>clapistanis
>women
>actual effort
it doesnt add up
>>37156010
LOL. Holy shit thats a knee slapper.
>>37165180
yeah the alpha lady up front seemed as though she was just making up movements to the song as it went.
>>37159780
Zenith of Keks
>>37155756
That video looks fun as fuk TBQHPHAM. Make sticks 20lbs heavy and make it like pic related and you have fun alternative to curls
>>37161066
Kek! That about sums it up perfectly.
>>37165180
this is the epitome of kinesiology majors
>>37162379
Why does B5 look like a dolphin
>>37157299
>>37162379
D2 is kind of spooky
>>37159731
That was not from /b/. It was posted here many months ago.
>>37157299
Long and hilarious. 10/10
>>37166597
One of my favorite videos. Do you have a webm of the rest?
It's so retardedly dangerous. I am really surprised everyone didn't snap their arms in half. I wonder if they ever watch the olympics and look at the giant mats when anyone jumps really high
>>37166597
:/ dafuq
>>37166597
this is the most retarted shit i've ever seen
>>37166413
thats his nightmare I can see it on his face
>>37166413
WHEN
>>37156010
>>37166666
>>37157385
kek
>>37166714
no sorry only this
>>37166666
Holy fuck
ive seen the light
>>37155756
>that video
That one guy there is grooving hard
>>37155756
My girlfriend is obssessed with Zumba, I imagine this is the kind of shit they do there.
>>37157663
lol
>>37167071
![Play-Qwop-Step-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mi0oemu.jpg "Play-Qwop-Step-4[1].jpg")
>>37157673
>tfw stopped lifting a few years ago
>turned into a fat fuck
>decided to start the gym again this week
>just finished doing a few sets of bodyweight squats to gauge my form/flexibility
>feel like pic related
>>37167071
oh shit
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7zA8Qitnw
>>37159853
>>37159859
It's japanese, they think anyone that can lift is a gorilla
>>37166597
TOP KEKAROOS
>>37166650
*years
being an oldfag is sometimes horrible.
Using 4chan since 2006 yaay -.-
>>37166597
There would have been a lot of people impaling themselves in the fucking head if they didn't have those tennis balls on the ends.
>>37157692
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you.
You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking.
This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
>>37166770
>Little Miss Muf/fit/ squats on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey
>When along came a curl bro (his legs are a no show) and here's what he has to say
>"Come at me, Lil Miss, you know you want this", as he flexes his weak little arms
>But Little Miss Muf/fit/ will have none of it, you see, she's immune to his charms
>"Look faggot" she replies, as she flexes her thighs, her expression brimming with hate
>"I've got no time for you, I've got bulking to do. Come back when you're squatting 6plaet!1"
>>37159612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZ8SCdPLEY
>>37167590
>tfw tasty unseen pasta
>>37167481
>yaay -.-
Summer is here
>>37168162
hold me anon
stick to the generals?
>>37166666
>witnessed
>>37159764
Dunno, I deadlift 300kg and can hold 350kg on shrugs and I doubt I'd close that. I can close CoC 3 for 3 reps though, dunno about 3.5 or 4, never had them or tried them.
>>37157299
kek'd hard irl
>>37167542
The tennis balls weren't there initially, there is another clip showing the event being done at an earlier time. I'm guessing something did happen which encouraged the change.
The best moments never make it to reddit <3
>>37169062
>>37169076
I've had shit like this happen to me. What the fuck do you guys who aren't virgins do when girls say this shit?
>>37159309
fuck you
>>37167542
tennis balls are only there when the girls jump
>>37169182
Come over and find out
Jesus dude it's not that hard
>>37169316
Then why do I always fuck it up?
>>37169182
>>37169244
Don't be an autistic fuck
>idk , how about you come over and find out
>>37169323
because you are a natural spaghetti dropper
>>37161993
oh man imma need more diddy lifts cause i just LMAO
>>37169413
>>37169395
Well yeah, I knew this already I just didn't want to admit it
>>37169076
>tfw that was my thread
>>37169618
How did it go?
>>37161066
I think it would be more accurate if the guy were lying on his back having his guts and eyes clawed out
>>37169647
It never happened. Still a virgin. Pls no bully
>>37157299
medicine-dodge ball looks fun as heck tho
>>37157299
Hitting a tire with a sledgehammer, or chopping wood is actually good though...
>>37166666
>>37157299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>37159731
>gorilla at the end
Lost it
>>37166876
Someone shoop this to Breh Fist
>>37157663
Very nice! People don't even get this humor here anymore. From Canada to you.
>>37172194
kek truly ebin
>>37167071
Lol
>>37157485
made hyphy mud 2.0 w/ 3 scoops c4, mountain dew, and instant coffee. All I got was a shit buzz for half my workout, halitosis, a tingling sensation in my bones, and a possibly unrelated rash from my gooch to my mushroom tip
>>37159731
this is how you package and display a product
>>37160413
no such thing as a hymen; scientifically proven
>>37174036
Unless you count mudslime "science" as fact
>>37155756
>Not taking the blahino route and threatening to kill a man
>>37167590
You sir just rekkit my gold
>>37168586
CoC 3 is 280lbs (~127kg) which is almost double of that "God" one. That 70kg (~154lbs) isn't even equivalent to CoC 1.5 which is 167.6lbs (~76kg).
>>37162379
the nigger and spic look like shit particles on a white ass
>>37157442
Whole milk is the only kind of milk.
>>37166770
DELETE THISTLEDOWN
>>37162379
>these are males from the world's dominant species
>>37155756
hahaha is this for real jeff little bitch
>>37175057
radio communication and atomic bombs are overated amirite
>>37159309
cringe thread is the other way
![1ca41b76e6d115f31dd0cd5ee43491db6e1224ad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kb2f9Oy.jpg "1ca41b76e6d115f31dd0cd5ee43491db6e1224ad[1].jpg")
>>37166320
If you ever get the chance, go see a percussion group called Yamato. Those people do nothing but beat drums all day and they're ripped as fuark. They make a great show too.
>>37157663
>>37157673
>>37157692
kill yourself
>>37175057
more like kiddos
