>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>this thread again
>that guy that beats his wife between sets
>>37139947
>that guy who wears polos to the gym
>that senior who made me suck his dick in the locker room every MWF sophomore year
seriously dude?
>>37139947
>That guy who walks on incline on the treadmill while holding onto the treadmill, then records the calories burnt as shown on the treadmill workout summary...
>that guu who eats cookies in between sets
>that guy who comes in to the gym, does his workout, and leaves without saying a word to anyone
>that guy who only uses 2 scoops
>>37140082
That's me
What the fuck am I even supoosed to say?
>>37140081
Its just a yummy snack
>>37140103
Come on>>37140188
>>37140082
>that guy whoe comes to the gym, chats up everyone within earshot between sets, and then leaves when he's done
>>37140081
What am I supposed to eat in between every set if its not cookies?
>That guy that makes the same thread on /fit/ over and over again
>>37139990
Its like you dont even want those fist gains.
>>37139947
this is me
why is this a bad thing?
they're comfy
>>37141034
nope. bonus points if you wear them in a gym that has a basketball gym (mines does)
>that guy who wears compression pants with shorts
>that guy that primarily does compound movements
>that guy who wears street shoes in the gym
>that guy who wears gloves for lifting
>that one guy who lifts progressively heavier weights combined with a high protein diet while tracking his lifts and checking his measurements
>>37139947
>that guy who drinks out of a 2l bottle with a tube during lifts.
>that guy that wears an altitude mask on the eliptical
>>37141199
>WHO DOES THIS
>>37141034
EVERYONE is laughing at you
>>37141358
Thank you
>that guy who asks for a form check
>>37141801
Fucking faggot. There's literally nothing wrong with that. Rather ask than looking like a an idiot and ending up in snap city
>that guy who does things I don't do
>that guy who asks for a spot
>that guy who asks for a spot on LMAO1PLATE bench
Or should I better say girl
>that guy who cant deadlift his bodyweight
>that guy who dips & spits between reps
>>37140006
>""""""made"""""" me
>that guy who spends more time resting between sets than actually doing his lifts
>>37141277
I always thought it was just a faggot cosplayer trying to be bane
>>37141935
Fuck deadlifting man, literally no way to do it and not feel like you're gonna end up injured in a year
>>37139947
serious question- what legwear should be worn at the gym?
>that guy doing kungfu, boxing and dance moves as "stretching"
>>37142060
compression everything
>>37142079
hmm ok gracias amigo
>>37142060
That's for you to decide bro. Just not b-ball shorts...
>that guy who wears all the tightest clothing possible
>That guy who wears tank tops to the gym
>>37142149
>that girl who used to call you on your cellphone
>the guy who does curls in the shadowboxing rack
>>37139994
oh god and those tight shorts that come to your knees
>>37140082
>implying i need to make friends at the gym
fuck off reddit
>>37141034
holy shit you actually wear basketball shorts to the gym?
>>37141839
>that guy who takes daily troll threads seriously
>that guy who The Press
the ants came back
>>37140006
yeah but he said no homo so it was fine
>>37141199
the rarest of all
>that old Chinese guy that starts a dead lift, turns it into a military lift, and finishes by turning that into a squat and repeats
>that manlet who shows up to your gym's 3v3 basketball tournament wearing new $200 shoes
>he can't shoot
>can't pass
>can't rebound
Reminds me of something that happened last week
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
>>37142857
>that guy that wears $200 running shoes for lifting
>>37142899
Stop pls ;_; I like my routine
Boogie is the exact opposite of fit lol
>that guy that picks things up and puts them down
>>37142953
>that guy that cluelessly states around the gym doing nothing
>>37142899
>>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
is this a bad thing lol? i just started working out so maybe im missing something but whats wrong with putting on gym clothes, getting in your car, going to the gym, working out, going back to your car and back home to shower in one set of clothes??
>>37143036
>>37143036
Not a problem at all stinky.
>>37143036
Literally disgusting.
I know this is a troll thread, but it makes me think that there are people on this Earth that judge what other people do at the gym.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>37141034
an hero
>that guy who does 15 reps extremely fast, stops for 20 seconds, does another 15 reps even faster, breathes heavily, and is done with that exercise
Why do they bother
>>37143036
Unless youre doing intense cardio (like an extended period of high intensity interval training) then you really shouldnt be sweating that much to warrant a shower
>>37142060
It doesn't matter. It's just a meme. Wear whatever you're comfortable wearing
>>37143675
Is he stronger/bigger than you?
>>37139947
>that guy who doesn't wipe the plates
>>37142915
That guy who cant afford to buy $200 shoes for the gym
>laughinggirls.jpeh
>>37142073
that's called dynamic stretching you retard, but doing it at the gym is weird
My gym shorts all literally say NBA on the cuff
>>37143769
Basketball -American pls go.
This is why people are afraid of going to the gym. They think everyone is being overly-critical about what they are doing and wearing.
Let's be honest; most people don't give a fuck and are too self-absorbed to notice what you're doing.
The rest are the faggots that come and jerk off to 4chan shit.
As long as you're not one of those guys who wears golf shirts with the collar popped, or anything like that, you're fine.
All the brown people at my gym do that. I lol internally every time.
>>37143817
>that guy who's too afraid to go to the gym
>>37143769
My polo shirt literally says "GOOD" on my bicep.
>>37142899
DELETE THIS
>>37141034
i do too. comfy shit anon
>>37143036
nothing. people that complain about not taking a post workout shower are the faggots looking to touch dicks in the shower
>>37142899
I-I don't change for the gym.. I run to the gym in my workout outfit then run back...is this bad?
>>37144254
>>37144291
>these are the people making your gym smell like a concoction of dried up cum & ass sweat
I hope you've gathered enough good boy points this month so your mommy will buy you an extra AXE can.
>that guy who asks you how many sets you have
>>37144254
>that guy who won't touch dicks with the rest of us in the shower
really dude?
>>37144316
If you smell bad after a workout you have hygiene issues or shit genetics/diet. I literally smell like nothing even after being drenched in sweat for hours at the gym
>>37144343
>hygiene issues
Weird that you should mention it, not taking a shower after a workout is considered a hygiene issue by non-autistic adults.
That guy who replies to his own thread 100 times.
>>37143728
yes
>>37144362
Do you realize that people go to the gym in their workout clothes?
>>37144362
I take a shower when I get home from the gym dumbass. In the meantime on my way there I don't stink because I'm not some curry-chugging pajeet and I shower in the morning before I head to the gym
>>37144316
This doesn't even make any sense. Like you stink just the same when you workout. If you leave immediately or go to the showers immediately, the effect is the same. I know it's a meme thread, but at least use simple logic
>that guy who only does compound lifts
>>37139947
>that faggot looking at my clothes rather than lifting weights.
>that guy drinking water inbetween sets
>that guy who doesn't chug a protein shake between each rep
Do you guys even anabolic window?
>the guy that uses the gym's showers
>walks around the locker room naked for just a little too long with LOTS of pride yet LITTLE reason
>that fat lady who comes to the gym with an extra large coke
>>37144627
>caffeine for energy
>quickly replenished glycogen stores
Dyel?
>that guy who wears Jordans in the gym
>that guy who wears snapbacks in the gym
>that guy who squats in running shoes
>>37139947
>that guy who wears his fedora to the gym
>>37143499
Threads like these are what keep me away from gyms
>inb4 we don't want you here anyways
>>37148247
>That image
i don't know what the FUCK is going on
>that guy visibly aroused by his reflection
>not wearing cargo shorts to the gym
>that guy who takes his shoes off and does squats in his socks
>>37142045
What the fuck, man?
Seriously, what the fuck?
>>37144384
Not much room to talk then ehh?
>>37143767
>that's called dynamic stretching you retard
Bought one of these today and I'm pretty chuffed
Take that, old man winter
>>37141072
They feel good on my legs and I hate the sight of my legs. Win-win.
Do you want me to take the shorts off anon? Do you want to see my bulging buns of steel?
>>37139947
How the fuck is this fatty still alive ?
Is that achievable fatty?
>>37139947
Last time I watched boogie he was starting a weight loss channel. A week into it he was already making ridiculous excuses.
I see he couldn't get off the cheeto and mountain dew train.
>that guy who doesn't strut across the locker room naked after a shower
>All the guys who don't spank him
>>37151710
that was 4 years ago buddy
he's lost 10 lbs since then
he's working hard
>>37151740
I just checked the channel. Last update was a year ago. The video is him raving about how his mobility scooter gives him freedom. Says walking 5 miles is virtually impossible for someone who is 250lbs, much less someone his weight of 500lbs.
"I know people see me using a scooter and say 'I wish he'd try more'. This is me trying. I know my limitations and accept them."
The level of self-delusion it takes to make yourself believe that you're destined to be an immobile 500lb person is fucking staggering.
>>37148949
hank hill pls
>>37141072
>not wearing compression shorts under track shorts, with high socks and knee wraps so there's no visible skin from the waist down
>>37141135
THEY HELP MY GRIP NIGGER
>>37142899
fucking keked
>that guy who wears headphones
>that guy that changes the song between sets
>not wearing 2% elastic skinny jeans on leg day
>not going ass to grass in denim
>>37142899
What the fuck is an earbud
>>37148564
HOLY SHIT YOU MORAN, there is no better way to squat than in bear feet, everybody knows this do you even lift bro? whats you're bench?
>>37142899
I-is this SS? I warmup squatting with the bar whats wrong with that
>>37144621
>the guy that blushes when you undress for a shower in front of him
>>37152105
No fucking shit, I was done training all alone in this small gym and as I'm stripping down to hit the showers, and this guy opens the door to the locker room, sees me, and says "sorry I didn't know there was anyone in here" and left.
>that obviously depressed loser doing SS and staring blankly at the floor between sets
>That guy playing on his DS between sets
>>37152146
He is just insanely focused
SS master race
>>37152167
worse than guy taking pics of himself?
>that guy who's natty
Seriously why can't they just leave humanity behind already?
>>37139947
>that g holding onto treadmill while walking on it.
>that guy who wears Adipowers and squats lmao2pl8 at most
>>37152146
y-you too
>>37152491
OK. I agree with this though. I have some Pendlays for heavy squats, but I couldn't bring myself to wear them until after I was repping 3 plates. Anything less just made me feel like I looked like a try hard. Didn't wear knee wraps until I hit 4plates.
>>37152491
I did this today front squatting after already doing my back squats and high volume machine exercises, am I a shitcunt?
>>37142899
every time this is posted people fall for it. must have been years since it was first posted but it's still guaranteed replies
>that guy who wears sandals and jeans to the gym
>>37140063
Mfw I do this sometimes to warm up if the racks are all taken.
I was checking heartrate, honestly.
>>37139990
>subscribe to candito training
>>37151908
They also keep your hands velvet soft for those hand jobs you give to your DYEL boyfriend.
>>37141034
Faggot
>>37152745
4chan is so much funner when you consider nearly everything to be a troll post. If a post rustles your jimmies then you don't belong here and should go to reddit
>that guy who brings a foam roll to the gym and doesn't notice everyone is laughing at him while he is rolling on the floor like a retard
What is a snapback?
>that dyel colored kid who jumps around to warm up and won't stop mean mugging you
>>37152865
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=snapback
>>37140188
>Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?
>>37152934
what was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
>>37152902
Terrible music. Got it
>>37142899
You forgot spotted cat >:(
>>37140188
>that guy who never greets back
God this troll b8 autist now has newfags believing that basket ball shorts are bad.
>>37153040
>that guy that unironically wears basketball shorts, a hoodie and long white nike socks to the gym
>the guy who goes jogging wearing under armor long Jones and a pair of shorts
>>37151810
I weigh 252. I may feel like death afterwards but I can walk 5 miles
>that guy who runs for president so he can make public colleges tuition-free
>>37154602
>that guy who people trust to make the biggest socioeconomic reform ever despite him not getting a job till he was 40
>that guy that makes fun of fatties at the gym then goes home alone and cries himself to sleep
>>37156700
That black dude who sings really loud on the ab machine.
my gym is like 75% basketball shorts...
>>37160755
OP cant afford basketball shorts, he settles for walmart cargo shorts when he goes to hamplanet fitness.
>laughinggirls.jpeg
>that guy who spends more time looking for things to criticize than doing his lifts
That one guy who doesn't flex his biceps in the mirror between every set.
>that ripped twink doing bentover dumbbell rows by the squat rack
>>37141135
Enjoy your callouses frog
>that guy who eats a granola bar inbetween sets
