>that guy who wears jorts to gym
>Indians always wear a polo
>That immigrant guy who talks on his phone everytime between his sets
It's jortening bro
>that guy who wears basketball shorts
What do you guys wear?
>that guy in a t-shirt
>>37129225
Trackies
>the guy who wears anything to the gym
white tee, compression shorts under adidas running shorts, oly shoes with black high-calf socks and knee wraps.
I'm stylin' as fuck. It's basically my gym uniform. I almost feel like a woman because it's more elaborate than it needs to be.
>>37128697
>that guy who wears running shoes
>that guy who has a gym membership
>that guy who wears silkies
Help me out boys
What should I wear? I don't wanna look like a complete dumbass. Not anymore.
>>37129590
Compression shorts.
>>37129605
Compression EVERYTHING
>that guy who drinks his protein shake during his workout
>>37129590
>>37129677
Kek
>>37129677
Jason blaha has the same amount of muscle mass as that guy!
The fuck is a "jort"?
>that guy who is afraid to ask other people when their sets are done
>>37130151
Jean shorts.
>that guy who brings 2-3 friends with him to the gym
>>37130151
John Cena shorts.
>>37128768
this
>>37129605
dat posture
>>37130299
He's taking a butt picture, that's why desu
>>37128697
>that Ottoman who sets up yurts in the gym
Fucking Godless heathens I swear
That guy who breathes
>that obviously depressed neckbeard who is doing SS and stares blankly at himself in the mirror in between sets with headphones in
lmao every time
>>37131893
DELETE THIS
>>37130151
jock shorts
>that guy that screams at his wife in between sets
>That guy who drinks water between sets
>that guy who wears polos to the gym
>that guy whose spotter feeds him almonds between bench reps
>>37129248
Yeeh boi
>non-whites
>>37132283
You wouldn't happen to be in the atl would you senpai?
>>37128768
Omg this is so fucking true. Why
>elevation mask while not doing cardio
>>37129366
Hoodie and short shorts master race
>>37131893
I knew you were looking at me senpa- ... bro
c-caught ya mirin
>>37129289
Kek.
>that guy who wears any type of clothing in the gym
every time
>>37128827
>>37128768
Why are these so common?
>>37130232
nevernude pls
>>37132494
I still can't believe he used his contacts in the legal profession to have those paedophilia charges squashed.
Infuriating.
> that guy who squats every workout
>that guy who wears a snapback and "trendy" clothes with compression pants underneath
why
>>37135649
there are dozens of us bruh, cmon now
this is making me nervous, do people really notice what other people do and wear at the gym?
i was told they only pay attention to themselves..
what is proper gym etiquette? what do i wear? what am i NOT supposed to do?
>>37135854
take every greentext in this thread as irony, and that will give you a good idea
except the greentexts where people didn't get the memo and are being serious
which one is which?
it's up to you to find out
>>37128697
>that guy who does a set of five
>with a belt
>actually goes ass to grass high bar
>"HNNNNGAH" on the last two reps
>sets an alarm
>lies on the ground for 4 minutes until the arlarm tells him to do his next set
>>37130275
Is this the natty limit?
>>37135854
just wear shorts and a shirt/hoodie its quite simple
>>37130249
>that guy who has 0 gymbros and works out alone
Maybe making some friends, anon?
>>37136046
fuck you that's me minus the laying
>>37129605
>Beats
Clueless as fuck
This happened today.
>Melanin rich man doing curls.
>After a set he goes up to the squat rack
HOLY FUCK
>HE. CURLS. IN. THE. SQUAT RACK.
>Is this real life or a meme?
>I thought it was just a made up meme on /fit/
>Afterwards, he lays down on a mat with his phone which he bought with his free money from the state
>Laying right under the triceps pulldown machine not caring if people wanted to use it or not.
>Goes down to the bathroom, then comes up again and uses one of those crunch machines.
>Crunching like a retard that he is
>Enter two blone cardio bunnies
Thisgonbegud.jpg
>His jaw drops
>Doesn't blink while looking at their asses
>Licks his fucking mouth
>I could see his eyes got filled up with FICKI FICKI thoughts
TFW living in Norway where we import melanin rich retards because of muh diversity. FUCK!
Nuke the Somalis.
>>37136415
>arnjold's racism intensifies
won't be long before you join the 4th reich
>>37136446
Good, more members the better.
>>37128768
>and smell
>and curl
at least they don't start getting all tech support on me when they see my xiaomi phone
>>37136415
quality post
>>37136415
you are so edgy
i dont defend the nignog, but when i read your text i cant help but to imagine nerdy dyel faggot in a fedora
why dont you try lifting instead of following negroes to the bathroom, spending time to learn how the got the money to buy their cellphone and looking at their tongue while they lick their lips
>>37136833
It's called a trilby, you normie.
It's not like I close my eyes whenever I rest between sets.
>>37132283
>Tattoo
Kek
>>37128827
at least they have got someone to talk to
>>37135657
Wtf. Whose pedophilia charges? Elgins?
