Is there anybody in the South of England who is healthy with no history of antibiotics willing to donate their poo to me?
I will pay.
I'm in the midlands, how much?
weirdest fetish ever
>>37125869
i saw your post in the soc thread last week
If you can prove this is medically approved by your doctor and not a fetish i'll do it
>>37125879
I don't know. £10 or £20 per pop.
Where you located?
>>37125883
>blood transplants are a fetish
>skin transplants are a fetish
More like they save lives.
>donate
>I will pay
Do you even know what donate means you sad retard
>>37125896
You want my personal doctor to contact you? Why not just read about it?
>success rate for treatment of recurrent C. diff. is estimated to be well over 90%.
http://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/
>>37125898
£500 up front and you can have all the shit you want
Leicester
>>37125953
I can't pay £500 because before we go forward, I would have to pay £200 for to have your stool tested so I know you're not carrying any diseases you're not aware of.
>>37125983
So what, do I mail it to you or do we meet in the street and I hand you a bag of my shit? Also I'm a [spoiler] girl [/spoiler] if that makes a difference
>>37126027
I guess the best thing would be for me to collect it from you because mailing it would be too difficult to do.
Do you have an email then?
>>37126027
girls don't poo (unless they're fat and ugly)
>>37125953
Congrats on winning the league
>>37126038
I don't see how mailing it to you would be hard, I can even freeze it for you before hand
>>37126043
>Tfw just ugly
>>37125869
Why?
>>37126027
Op is going to Jack off into your shit and shove it up his ass.
>>37126075
Well I didn't realise you would be OK with going through the hassle of freezing it. If you want to do that then OK. Let's go forward. Email?
>>37126080
I have severe gastrointestinal disease. FMT from healthy donors has a 90%+ success rate in healing people. See >>37125937
It's not on the NHS yet, so that's why I'm forced to do this.
>>37126075
How ugly on a scale of 3-7?
I got some in my toilet you can have, collection only though. Im in hampshire
>>37126109
>literally eating the shit of an anonymous stranger from a cantonese carrot peeling forum
>>37126109
What about your family OP... Don't eat some strangers poo, they may give you an infection (not the good kind which you want).
>>37126095
As long as I get paid he can eat it for all i care
>>37126109
Shitting in a plastic bag and putting in my freezer doesn't sound like much effort to me
My throw away is: [email protected]
>>37126110
Idk I've been called anywhere between a 5-8
>>37126128
Dude, I'm right near Hampshire. What's your health and history like?
>>37126129
>>37126139
I'm not going to eat it you disgusting fucks!
I'm going to transplant into my gut (via anus) using catheter (pic related).
>>37126150
I will email you.
>>37126109
Gross why do you want to eat someone's poo poo?
>>37126208
I'm not eating it. I am going to pipe it into myself using a tube. See >>37126183
>>37126109
>he wants to imbibe feces
How are you enjoying your stay in England, Hans Grüber von Düsseldorf?
>This fucking thread
>people are actually paying strangers on a Siberian sled dog training forum for a taste of their poo
>>37126183
Anything specific you want me to eat before mailing a box full of my frozen excrement to you?
>>37126234
>Siberian sled dog training forum
>>37126236
I will discuss this with you over email. You need to be fit and healthy, otherwise I won't even risk it.
>>37125902
Donation probably goes towards postage. Even a jar of poo costs money to transport you know.
>>37126286
I'm 5"4 ~62kg and the only time I've been to the doctor was for a broken leg and an ear infection so I think I'll be okay
How do you know her shit won't give you toxoplasmosis, tapeworms, flukes, hydatid disease, strongyloides, or hookworms?
Fucking terrifying idea OP please have her shit tested properly before eating it or shoving up your dickhole or whatever.
>>37126381
>90% of parasitic infestations are asymptomatic.
Enjoy your neurocysticercosis OP
>>37126387
I already said that I would pay to have the stool tested first here >>37125983
Of course I'm not going to take stool that hasn't been tested first. For the reasons you outlined plus many more.
>>37125869
Portsmouth m8.
op this is wild i love it, good luck you diseased basterd
>>37126426
OP here. That's like 20 minutes from me.
Email?
>>37126387
yolo
>>37126234
> implying this sort of thing isn't why we all come to 4chan
Op, if you're still in here, please live stream yourself funneling some strangers shit into your asshole (maybe some can even accidentally go into your mouth).
wft does this accomplish exactly.
>>37126456
Tubgirl.jpg
>>37126437
[email protected]
We'll chat.
>>37126428
>>37126447
>>37126456
You guys laugh and joke.
It's my health we're talking about here. This is saving people's lives. It's a serious matter.
>>37126458
It's like a blood transplant. People who need blood get the blood from a blood donor. People who need gut flora get it from gut flora donors. Gut flora is abundant in human feces.
Yes I know it's disgusting. You think I want to do this?
>>37125869
I would give you my poopoo for free but I'm in California.
Just go to a designated street in pajeet land
>>37126476
Great. I'm email you. Thanks.
>>37126426
>>37126437
>>37126476
Ps: Im healthy with no problems.
I'm a poor 18 year old student who lives in the east midlands, willing to do it.
>>37126524
>>37126477
Don't mind them, some aren't up to date with modern medicine.
Godspeed OP.
>>37126542
Thanks for the kind words man.
>>37126542
>eating someones poop
>modern medicine
Even dogs know this shit.
>>37126477
This is 4chan. If you still have not noticed, 99% of this sites content is kids flaming and shitposting.
>>37126524
Give me your email man!
Where in south of England?
Plymouth here. I do great big hulking builders shits they'll keep you going for years mate
Also my great great great grandfather was at Rorkes Drift, my Great Great Grandfather was at Passchendaele, My great Grandfather was at Dunkirk my Grandfather was a fireman, my father an officer in the Navy and I'm an ex military man myself.
I come from a long line of men who did many Patriotic and heroic shits.
When you take my donation of healthy shit you aren't just taking a new influx of gut bacteria....you are taking nearly 200 years of Proud English Tradition.
>>37126636
I'm in West Sussex.
Got an email? We'll chat.
It's a shame I had to take antibiotics in the past, OP.
If I was able to donate, I'd even deliver it to you myself if you gave me your address.
We don't even have to meet, I'll just leave it anonymously on your doorstep.
>>37126713
How long ago was the antibiotics? How long for? I can be a tiny bit flexible if everything else checks out
>>37126713
Dude you still around?
>>37126150
>>37126109
>when you realize OP started this thread to pick up girls that live near him and the poopoo thing is just bait to set up the first date
bump for interest
>>37126477
You get cured and we get a laugh, everyone wins mate. Just do it.
>>37126986
>Just do it.
It's bloody hard work finding a donor.
Are you still here OP?
http://eurobiotix.org
Friend of a friend set this up and they pretty much do what you're looking for and work with the NHS so it might be useful for you to look down this avenue.
>>37126381
>wanting manlet poop
I'm just posting this to say that I witnessed a poop exchange on a Papua New Guinean caterpillar enthusiasts forum
>>37127263
Yea still here.
Will check it out. Thanks!
in southampton if you still want some shit
>>37127432
Yes that's really close. Email?
>>37127441
close enough for me to not need to mail you a bag of shit?
>>37127441
im in portsmouth
>>37127367
>there are people eating poo off a 1980s Chilean ping pong table comparison website
>>37127485
Yes. I could drive into Southampton easy. Email?
>>37127491
That's even closer. Email?
>>37127501
Not eating. I said before. I'm going to pump it into my intestine via a cather that I place into my rectum.
See >>37126183
>>37127555
So you're literally giving yourself a poo enema?
>>37127583
Yes basically that's how it works.
Think of a blood transplant. Except for Gut flora. Human stool is abundant in gut flora, so you take it and basically pump it into yourself via a tube in your rectum. It's easy and curing people with 90%+ success rates.
>>37127521
what do you mean by antibiotic history ? because i have taken them before
>>37127609
I mean taking large courses of antibiotics to kill a virus like meningitis. But also time frame. It's recommended that you don't use stool from someone who has used even a small amount of antibiotics in the last 6 months.
>>37127624
okay mate let me make a diff email quick dont want my normal one going out on here
>>37127678
Yea of course don't post your real email man.
>>37127491
also from portsmouth whatu bro
>>37127609
It takes 5-10 years of immaculate nutrition to recover from antibiotics.
Eating shit in the 24 months post antibiotics means you've fucked up your chances at making it.
>>37127735
>It takes 5-10 years of immaculate nutrition to recover from antibiotics.
OP here. Where do you get that from?
>>37125869
Nottingham here, will post shit as well
>>37127747
OK, what's your email? Nottingham is pretty far so would you be able to freeze it and send it to me?
I can I just mail you a box of poop? I live nowhere near you but I want to help.
Give me a couple of days and it will be a milk only diet shit.
>>37125869
>Shitposting has evolved
>It went from figurative shit being flung online
>To literal shit being shared and consumed IRL
I'm glad I was here to witness this day. Peace out.
>>37127780
Yea you can mail it to me. Forget the milk only diet, that isn't helpful. It needs to solid so I mix it with saline.
Got an email?
>>37127745
>>37127862
sent you both emails
>>37127624
>I mean taking large courses of antibiotics to kill a virus like meningitis.
>antibiotics to kill a virus like meningitis
>antibiotics to kill a virus
>a virus like meningitis
1. Antibiotics kill bacteria, not viruses.
2. Meningitis is not a specific organism or virus; it is a condition that can be caused by bacteria or viruses.
>>37127910
You know what I mean.
>>37127897
Got your email, Ill get back to you...
Why you resorting to /fit/ tho, why not family/friends?
>>37128002
My family are old and unhealthy.
>friends
Too embarrassing to approach them
/fit/ naturally attracts people who are into fitness and health. It's also anonymous which takes out the embarrassment. Seems like a good starting point.
>>37126027
fake girls dont poop. watch out OP she scamming u
>>37127780
You still around?
>>37126524
And what about you?
>>37126636
kek
>>37125869
This is what the world has become
People paying other people to eat their shit
>>37128118
Not eat. Catheter into rectum. See >>37126183
>>37125898
>More like they save lives.
blood and skin transplants definitely help.
I think he's taking about shoving someone else's poop up your butt. I'm no prude so I'm usually okay with fetishes but even this seems weird.
>>37128166
Well the science is there.
Fecal transplants work with huge success rates.
Why not post this on a advertising board at Southampton General?
>>37125869
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How much would it cost at the spire?
>>37128200
>fecophiliacs are hiding their paraphilia behind "science"
brave new world
>>37128213
Already doing Gumtree. No replies yet.
>>37128214
OK. London is doable. Email?
>>37128242
What do you mean at the spire?
>>37127789
>literal shit being shared and consumed online
only on a taiwanese gum manufacturing plasterboard
>>37128300
Spires the private hospital near Southampton General
>>37128384
We can arrange a fee.
What's your email?
>>37127583
A reverse shit
>>37128429
I'm not suitable. I meant contact them and see if it's a treatment they offer.
Have you considered taymount?
>>37128494
Its not on the NHS anywhere in the UK.
>>37128525
They don't have a good reputation. Quite sketchy.
>>37128534
Yeah mate, spires a private hospital. Phone them up and see if you can pay to have it done. Try them all, they normally let you pay monthly.
>>37128585
But they don't offer it
Are you saying they will if I make a request?
If 2 bottoms scissor are they essentially giving eachother a poo transer?
>>37128605
I'm saying you make an appointment with a consultant gastro or procto and just ask them where you can pay to get it done.
>>37128550
As opposed to shoving poo up your own ass from a random stranger on a South African manlet support group forum...
>>37128655
There's one clinic in the UK where you can pay to get it done.
>>37128694
Yea, it's safer this way.
I live in Gloucester and have never taken antibiotics, would be more than happy to help
>>37129058
OK, great. What's your email?
>>37125869
What is this shitty new meme?
quit stealing peoples shit and take care to make your shit better faggot
>>37129323
shoo shoo poo goblin
>>37125869
What is this shitty new meme?
quit stealing peoples shit and take care to make your shit better faggot
>>37129323
>>37129329
How is it a meme to want to improve your health?
>>37129362
Cool. I'll email you.
This made my day. /fit/ fights over anything possible, but some random guy asks for doodoo and everybody jumps on board and is willing to mail turds. Id love to see the delivery men or neighbours handling those packages if OP isnt at home.
>>37129329
Unfortunately, it turns out this is a really good way to get microbes back into your system after your shit literally gets fucked up by long time antibiotic use or a competitive microbial disease, like a clostridium difficile infection. Nearly no one else needs this kind of thing, though, and would be better just changing their diet.
