Redpill me on why I should stop enjoying this delicious energy packed beverage.
>>37124034
ma nigga
>>37124034
>asking that question
Too far gone
You shouldnt
There are no studies that show aspartamine is bad in any realistic dose
Rich Piana drinks them
So they are /fit/ approved
whenever you pump your body full of artificial energy it inhibits your bodys ability to produce energy naturally. your body relies on those for energy instead of itself, so its not producing energy. if you don't use it, you lose it. same thing with testosterone and others
>>37124034
do u evn nrg fgt?
they make me fart
>>37124087
Once downed 3 of these at once before a concert.
Never again.
>>37124080
What the fuck are you talking about?
taurine will fuck you up in the long run
>muh taste
It doesn't actually taste good but your sugar and caffeine addicted brain has fooled you.
>muh energy
You can get caffeine pills for much cheaper, but you should probably stop that as well, tolerance builds up fast and you'll need it to just feel normal.
>>37124134
people take Taurine as a supp though
>>37124148
t. goof
>>37124148
Found the turbo autist
Only 14 Cod kids drink that shit.
>>37124234
Found the 14 Cod kid
>>37124234
Year old*
>>37124080
thats not how caffeine works. caffeine is not energy, but it gives you the feel of energy. you sound uneducated or like a 45 years old mom
>>37124173
>>37124186
Prove me wrong. You're paying for the "taste", which is horrible but you wouldn't know because you're a soda addicted child.
>>37124297
let me guess, youre that loser who said chalk is for weak babies with no grip?
>>37124266
"caffiene is not energy, but it gives you the feel of energy"
Caffiene stimulates the brain's production of epinephrine through a series of blocking adenosine and binding to cells
Lmao monster
Try SPIKE or BANG
Literally the best energy drinks on the market. BANG is a favorite among local powerlifters here and SPIKE is shilled by t nation but is fucking great (unlike some of their miracle products)
>>37124336
Never tried these. Shill me more
>>37124336
>lmao x, try x instead
energy drinks are popular with normies so 4channers hate them
Imo that ultra white monster is the best one to hit the shops really nice taste
>>37124309
No. Why do you think what I said is as stupid as that? I'm not being a "tough guy" by telling others energy drinks are a waste of money.
step it up senpai
>>37124393
lol sorry the way you typed reminded me of him.
anyway, what's wrong with paying for the "taste" when it's sugar and calorie free?
>>37124362
Man fuck you just Google it I'm not a shill I'm not here to baby your bitch ass. If you care you'll look it up, if not, who gives a shit?
Fucking faggot
>>37124426
this niggas butt blasted
>>37124080
You say that as if your implying its replacing calories. In case anyone is wondering that is 100% wrong
Energy drinks were all the rage when i was a teen. Man 10-11 years ago we had nothing besides Rock star, NOS, monster, full throttle and red bull all original flavors.
They're sodas with energy complexes and nothing else. If you think carbonated corn syrup with fake flavoring is good tasting, you either have a deformed taste pallet or you're 15.
>>37124474
hey dude i got some news for you
OPs energy drink aint got any sugar or calories
science is some crazy shit, huh?
>>37124034
Because a 12 oz. cup of drip coffee has as much energy and is usually $2 cheaper.
>>37124500
yeah but coffee is yucky
You should drink 4 of them a day
Dont stop until you can feel your heartbeat through your sternum
>>37124034
Coffee has more good things and less bad things in it.
If you prefer the taste of Minster though and it's calorie free I guess it's not that bad. I occasionally enjoy a diet soda from time to time as well.
prefer vyvanse tbqh
>>37124521
my boy
>>37124034
Because you are basically paying premium price for a coffee with sweeteners and gas.
>>37124514
So did the original Ultimate Orange, but I choked it down in my day.
Ugh, if a copper penny had a sweaty taint, that's what Ultimate Orange tasted like.
>>37124080
mom detected
They're expensive as fuck. Get some cheap diet soda and some caffeine pills, or just drink coffee
>>37124079
Haven't you seen that video of Rich slap boxing with the epitome of a /fit/izen?
>>37124122
What happened?
>>37124418
Read the first post you responded to again.
>>37124034
Because a drink called "bang" is better and has multiple flavors while retaining zero calorie
>>37124034
>tfw addicted as fuck
>tfw coffee is much cheaper
just fuck my wallet up senpai
>the original energy drink
Most of those canned energy drinks taste like cough medicine. The only ones I can handle are the Monster Rehabs, which are tea-based, and I only have them on road trips. Black coffee is the GOAT. Accept no substitutes.
>>37124309
Uh, but thats true
>>37124362
Bang has creatine in it. It gets me much more pumped than monster. I'm a baldlet though, so I try to take it sparingly
>>37124400
just drank a lemon flavored one
tasted like shit, never again
carbonated water, citric acid, erythritol, sodium citrate, natural and artificial flavors, panax ginseng root extract, taurine, sucralose, caffeine, sorbic acid, benzoic acid, acesulfame potassium, l-carnitine, l-tartrate, niacinamide, d-calcium pantothenate, sodium chloride, d-glucuronolactone, inositol, guarana seed extract, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, cyanocobalamin.
>>37124400
The rockstar ones are absolute dogshit compaired to the sugar free monsters faM
Not even close
>>37124400
yEs. thE PUNcheD ONe is gReat.
Anyone else?
>>37125650
Makes me think of a dildo. I want it.
>>37124068
pretty sure zero cal monsters dont have aspartame
>>37124561
How do you know how a sweaty taint tastes like?
>>37125650
>buying a drink LITERALLY called erectile dysfunction
>>37125563
>>37125614
faggots. pic related is GOAT and the fruit punch flavored one too, but that ones got a lot of calories. do not mistake it for this one, this one tastes like shit
>>37124080
>your body relies on those for energy instead of itself, so its not producing energy
>>37124034
I wish they would sell these in austria I want to try the Zero Ultra so bad. Pic related is what I sometimes buy they are fucking delicious
>not doing the best pre workout
lmao enjoy lethargic lifts fags
>>37124122
Were you energized for 15 hours?
Where my patrician brothers at?
>>37128167
>3 x 5 = 15
duuuuh. no shit genius. its basic math did u even go to school dumbass
>>37124336
While you're arguing about SPIKE and BANG, CHAD is eating PIZZA while you are working HARD
Not sure, but you probably shouldn't take a stimulant before you work out, that is if those have caffeine in them.
>>37124574
don't insult lord genova you pisshead
>>37124034
>delicious
>>37128777
>The new strawberry limeade
I don't even like energy drinks but that shit is delicious.
>>37128841
>I just really enjoy the taste so it's well worth the money, it's not like I'm addicted to caffeine and sugar
>>37128854
Yeah, it is. Just had it the other day.
The regular one that I posted there is a bit of an acquired taste and will fuck you up if you're not an 'experienced' energy drink-drinker.
>>37124034
>not taking sketch ass energy pills from the armenian gas station
>2016
>>37124034
>Zero calories
>energy drink
Pick one.
>>37124065
>agree
You wouldn't drink coke or bru, so just stick to water boyo
And don't ask people to "redpill" you ken
>>37124034
if you drink one in the morning/afternoon and work out at night the crash fucks up your workout
t. me
i prefer those to coffee as they are non sugar non calorie drinks that deliver up to 240 mg of caffeine. they taste great but are expensive if you plan on having them daily.
![article-1285530-09F86F60000005DC-416_468x583[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eOiPbtf.jpg "article-1285530-09F86F60000005DC-416_468x583[1].jpg")
>>37124080
>"don't eat that proteins son, they cause liver problems, here have some healthy piece of cake. Don't worry it's homemade!"
who here drinks ENERGY DRINKS AFTER WORKING OUT
>>37124122
I know a guy who had to goto the hospital and almost dieded because he drank a whole glass full of it lel
>>37124297
Well for one, theres no sugar or calories in it you dumb fuck.
And for another
>he drinks things because he likes the taste!
Go die.
>>37124080
>>37124124
>>37124266
>>37124457
>>37124565
>>37128133
>>37129573
all he is saying is that somebody might get used to the caffeine and feel tired and sluggish without it. you fucking autists.
>>37124336
>>37124362
Spike used to be sold by Tnation as an actual preworkout in pill and powder form. It was fucking legit.
Then the red bull fad hit and they realized they could can it and sell it to normies at 7-11 (only place I've seen them).
They taste good, zero calories, and have like 300mg of caffeine along with other stereotypical preworkout shit. Other anon wasn't lying, very legit.
Also they come in the tiny cans so you don't feel bloated as fuck afterwards.
>>37124034
Zero calories, zero problems
>>37129757
You're completely missing the point, retard.
>>37124034
I drink the Absolute Zero version, simply for the caffeine, taurine and niacin.
10/10 recommend better than pre-workouts since DMAA got banned in Australia in 2012.
>>37129782
>he's wrong in 5 different ways
>I'm-I mean he is just saying something else guys you're autists!
>>37124034
Caffeine is terrible for your heart.
If you like your heart, lay off the caffeine.
>Implying heart health matters
OP, caffeine is awesome and you can use it for gains. If you care about your "heart" and "longevity", you're never gonna make it brah
>>37124316
This. Firstly.
>>37124087
And then this.
If you're just looking for the adrenaline rush, go with the shots. 5 hour has 200mg per shot and 235mg for the extra strength. 16 oz monster has somewhere between 140mg and 170mg depending on which can of colorful flavored shitpiss you're having. Keep in mind it's more than likely the sugar that keeps you coming back as caffeine alone is not a fast acting stimulant at those doses. Sugar on the other hand hits you like a ton of bricks.
Either way OP is a faggot.
>>37124297
This. Even if it doesn't have sugar it has some form of sucralose which is what OP is tit sucking like a meth head.
>>37125650
Erectile Dysfunction
>>37127203
Seriously, they are magic. No stores near me carry them though, and I am not quite so far gone as to fucking mail order rockstar.
>>37131270
that's not what the research says to be honest my family. Newer studies are finding that coffee is neutral or even beneficial in some cases.
>take 20mg adderall 4x/week
>feel fine
>Down one of the monsters today on an Aderall off-day
>Start having heart palpitations and sweating
I don't trust these things, but they're tasty AF.
>>37124149
People will stack taurine with beta-alanine due to some studies that showed long-term use of b-ala causes natural taurine levels to drop. However, this is at extreme levels and over long periods of time. to my knowledge, I am unaware of any extensive studies on long term use of taurine only. Please post if you have!
>>37124034
This shit right here
Only sugar free energy drink I've had that doesn't taste like garbage
That and it has 300mg per can, which at $1.50 per can at some stores is a solid deal
>>37131607
I can't drink Monsters anymore, used to be able to drink them no problems but now I notice chest pains so Rip me
plebs
I think the monster rehabs taste better... less cals too
Also i hate carbonation
>>37124080
>I don't know what a competitive inhibitor enzyme is
>>37132513
Oops, didnt see it was a pure zero
So yeah rehabs have 24 more cals but are infinitely more refreshing
>>37124122
>going to a 15 hour concert
>>37124087
DRINK FIVE HOUR ENERGY
IT'S NOT A DRINK
MORE LIKE A DRINK
>>37132469
My. Fuckin. Nigga.
Only energy drink where (almost) all of the flavors weren't shit. Those tiny ass baby cans kept my ass alive.
>>37124034
>not ultra black
>not even ultra citron at least
>try a regular NOS
>dont really like the citrus taste
>put in fridge
>hour later
>craving it
>>37124400
Full sugar original is literally the best tasting energy drink
Diabetes in a can though
>>37124034
>zero ultra
>zeroes in general
Aside from becoming desensitized to caffeine, there's no real reason. There's barely any sugar or sodium. All the other shit is harmless.
>>37132651
>tfw used to have a monster assualt and a bag of reese minis every day after work and play BF4
cracking a cold monster when playing vidya is comfy
>>37124034
>zero calories
>energy packed
Nah m8, only stimulants here. The energy was inside you the whole time.
I think they're fine, use em recreationally. Pound two and you'll be a god at vidya or, my fav, wait till you're really tired and drink 2-4 while driving aimlessly reflecting on life. Kinda like a spirit quest/walkabout for suburban kids.
>>37132696
Agreed
>>37124400
>>37125614
I actually like getting ones that taste like medicine, makes em seem more potent.
>tfw no monster unleaded in canada
Don't mind me, just busy being the best energy on the market.
>>37132469
>>/camppendleton/
>>37124080
this is why you dont listen to fucking amateurs on /fit/
>>37128156
doesn't four have a lot of carbs in it?
>>37124631
>But anon coffee gives me the poops :(
Why can't I just enjoy things!?!?
>>37132894
why do you think we all use squat plugs?
>>37129784
They sell Spike at my gym, should I try one or is it "too much" energy where you get shaky and sick?
>>37124400
Best drink coming through
http://www.coca-colacompany.com/content/dam/journey/us/en/private/2010/01/Mother-Can-bffe8c3d.jpg
>>37124034
Enjoy your kidney stone.
>>37128154
They recently started selling them in Germany, so you probably get them soon.
War ganz ok. Viel besser als die anderen zero calories drinks.
>>37124521
>Dont stop until you can feel your heartbeat through your sternum
>>37135468
elaborate faggot
>>37124034
I love those. Specifically that flavour, too.
>>37124034
it gives you cancer
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=bodybuilder+dies+due+to+energy+drinks&rlz=1C1GIWA_enAU602AU602&oq=bodybuilder+dies+due+to+energy+drinks&aqs=chrome..69i57.9327j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>37129782
Who cares? You can deal with a lot if caffeine with almost no side effects. Caffeine prevents your body from triggering hormones that out you to sleep. Plus, they have nothing to do with energy at all. You get energy by processing mass through the Krebs cycle.
>>37130410
No, you did.
>>37131439
There is no sugar in the drink OP posted.
>>37124148
Look mother fucker. It has no sugar. How lazy are you fucks?
>>37136012
You drink it because it tastes like sugar.
>>37136059
Now you're a mind reader? Troll harder fagamatron.
Really the only risk is getting megadoses of certain B vitamins. That can lead to fat retention.
>>37136103
Not really good for heart health either. http://www.m.webmd.com/heart-disease/news/20050906/megadoses-of-vitamin-b-may-be-bad-for-heart
it gives glorious pumps, but (maybe its just me) i get breakouts a day after drinking it.
>>37124400
there is a reason rockstars are 2 for $4 and monsters are 2 for $6.
the monsters taste significantly better.
>>37124148
>it doesn't actually taste good your brain has fooled you
>>37128946
This Negro right here.
And for all of you dumbfucks saying "but it doesn't have sugar or calories" why don't you try googling some of the ingredients. Odds are that it has at least one "fake sugar" that most likely least to some type of cancer.
>>37124400
>Reccomending memestar
>>37124080
Say it again 2me irl.
Say it
Who here /liberus/?
>>37124034
Should I cycle off regular coffee?
>>37136151
>Odds are that it has at least one "fake sugar" that most likely least to some type of cancer.
im already doing protein powder, i know im a goner
>>37136103
I misread that as fat retardation, I keked
>>37124591
Not poster but a buddy of mine did shots of these one day with me. I think we had about 4 before he quit. I crashed so fucking hard 20 minutes later.
Did this at work :/
>>37124034
There was a time when redpill actually meant something.
>>37135834
Kidney stones are formed from calcified minerals, typically calcium and phosphorus. These can be caused by a number of factors ranging from environmental to genetic. There has been a large increase in cases of kidney stones mostly due to long periods of dehydration and intake of food and drinks that contain said minerals.
TL:DR energy drinks + no water = dehydration, which can lead to kidney stones.
I've passed one, they are not fun, and mine was on the "small side" imagine a catheter being slowly pulled from your dick. Kinda like that (no lube)
>>37131157
this is the same logic weed addicts use.
>im not slow on weed
>im more creative
>yeah i could quit
tons of people are addicted to caffeine and dont even realize it
>>37124034
people who use the word "redpill" only deserve the worst so I'm not going to play your mother and just let you drink this all you want
NOS is best energy drink. Gotta go fast.
>>37137563
my man
>>37124080
Dr./fit/? I am BroScience
>>37137111
Nah bro it's just the amazing taste I'm not actually addicted to sweetness and caffeine. It's too good not to have and it's worth the money.
>>37124080
>>37124080
>physics teaches you energy is neither created nor destroyed but converted from one form to another
>anon is so alpha his body just produces energy
>>37124080
looks fine to me.
>>37124080
This is why nobody takes /fit/ serious.
>>37124080
did you fail preschool?
Best energy drink coming through
>>37124080
include me in the screencap
>>37124080
This is why I don't eat food. Eventually my body will start producing it on its own
>>37124080
That's not how this works
That's not how any of this works
>>37124080
fucking autist.
>>37124080
12th of April 2016.
The day /fit/ out-sperged itself.
>>37124080
4head WUTface
so what happens when i pump my body full of protein powder?
>>37129784
300 mgs of caffeine. Holy fucking shit
>>37138049
10/10, my favorite response.
>tfw when you no longer consume any nutrients and your body becomes fully autonomous
THE ONE TRICK DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
>>37124080
this has to be the most informative piece of advice and information in this forum/
>>37138300
THE FITNESS MAFIA HATES ME
CAFFEINE IS A STIMULANT
SUGAR IS A SOURCE OF ENERGY
>>37124080
>>37130531
this
>>37124080
every now and then an opportunity comes along where the mods need to just toss the rules to the side for a moment and post the ip address and physical location of a poster in order to cull an absurd level of stupidity from the ranks, like a DI sleeping deep while an entire barracks jacks some trouble making retard.
This anon is our private pyle.
>>37124080
???
>>37138160
>12th of April
>Happened on 11th of May.
And it's contagious apparently.
>>37124080
you're technically half-right if you're talking about tolerance for drugs, which you obviously are to the eyes of non retarded people
sadly you're surrounded by leepicmaymay faggots that didn't even get past highschool trying too hard to fit into the screencap
better choice of words next time man
>In this thread: Amerifats
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