/fit/ humor
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /fit/ - Fitness
You are currently reading a thread in /fit/ - Fitness
>if I wanted humor I would...
>>37084058
>>37084329
Yeesh.
>>37084677
Haha, what movie is this from? does he end up banging the chick?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084710
can you like shut the fuck up
>>37084751
no fuck you and your opinion
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084803
>alkalised water
>takes it with acidic vinegar
The fuck?
>>37084751
Haha, I don't even want to see the sex in the movie and jerk off to it, I assure you. There is no way I would watch something so gross and stroke my cock to it, having the time of my miserable life, Haha. I just want to know so I can tell my friends about it, haha. I have a lot of friends, you know.
>>37084710
Mad Men. Yes, the prostitute rapes him.
>>37084849
thanks you
>>37084855
>>37084869
>>37084855
That shit almost broke my brain.
>>37084840
Look at his title. Chef and weight watchers ambassador. That means he has every incentive to tell people he basically eats every meme food in existence to get people to buy these (expensive) meme foods. Saying you eat like a normal human being is bad for business when you're selling health food.
I might be giving him too much credit though. We all know there are plenty of nu males who actually eat like that.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
cant risk it right bros
>>37084803
>Emu meatballs
Did he learn nothing from the Australians?
>>37084902
fucking love this, always gets me
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
Is he a vegan, or was it some other clown from Omar's friends? I don't trust vegans.
>>37085093
nah greg is a solid dude, does a lot of good math for PL.
definitely not a vegan.
>>37084906
I am seriously getting kinda scared of all this GMO stuff they talk about in the youtube videos. But that's all I can afford and on short notice. Whole food is a bit of a drive away when I need to have dinner ready in less than an hour.
I'm willing to buy into the grassfed meme. But I can't buy them every time I shop for food.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37085169
Walmart stocks grassfed beef, in many locations around the US. Jones Creek beef is 100% grass fed and grass finished. It is also affordable, actually one of the cheapest choices of 100% grassfed around; and, it's absolutely mouthwatering.
>>37085205
walmart is so far away from me, despite being in NJ... I have been there once. Closest think I have is target. And I don't have a costco card.
I'll see if maybe there is a walmart nearby.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37085205
did not know that, thank you anon
>>37084803
I STILL don't know what "activated almonds" are supposed to be or mean. Also homemade coconuts.
>>37085235
When you buy almonds, each batch has a sticker with a tiny code and a phone number written on it. You message the code to that number and the almonds become activated.
Easy, really.
>>37084803
Lost on "homemade coconut"
>>37085235
Please tell me you haven't been eating non activated almonds anon. How stupid can you be?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37085235
Something about putting them in water and drying them off in an oven or some shit like that.
>>37085235
you activate almonds by letting them rest in water for 24 hours
the guy is on some turbo paleo diet, even almonds are too fat for it
>>37085290
FUCK. I literally just ate a bag of almonds and didn't activate them.
>>37084803
>Cultured vegetables
You have to take your vegetables to the opera before eating them
>>37085235
Activating seeds and nuts is a process of germinating so that said seed or nut sprouts making the nutrition contained more available and easier to digest.
>>37085235
Dude, homemade coconut (...) muffin. That's actually correct grammar.
>>37085394
>WTF is a homemade coconut?
>Dude, it's cool, it's being put in a muffin
>Oh OK, homemade coconuts make perfect sense now
>>37085420
A homemade muffin, containing coconut, goji berries, stevia, carob, and blueberries.
>>37085420
coconut-flavored, homemade muffin, etc
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084697
>phone radiation may ruin your gains bro
>scooby pls help me
gold
>>37084686
28 free programs
>>37086173
that dog look funny
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086173
why that dog look funny tho
>>37084937
Haven't seen this one. Probably not a true story but I liked it. 7/10 lold
>>37084591
fixed
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
Can someone shoop this image so the normal skull is a regular human's and the other one is Financially Sound Keyboard's?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084329
kekd hard mate. topnotch/10
>>37086173
That canine looks peculiar
>>37085254
Kek.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086359
> virgin and sadness anger
>>37084686
28 free programs
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084887
it's a good job those pictures were included in the screencap or I wouldn't know how I was supposed to respond
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084747
Christ... I can't even laugh. I just wanna hug the poor guy
>>37084686
28 free programs
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37085169
GMO food is entirely safe, don't expect accurate information from somebody's youtube channel.
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084902
>going berserk
Fucking kek
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYYY LMAO
>>37084840
You don't like your water with sodium acetate? How else are you going to wash down emu meatballs without salt and vinegar water?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FrEe PrOgRaMs
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084329
Fucking hell, I was drinking water and I got some of it in my nose from kekking.
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37087435
this is too fucking good
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
>28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086606
>>37086290
>>37086246
That's not a dog, it's a goat you dumbfucks.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
First bench day tomorrow after cracked ribs desu
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
>AYYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
28 AYE GOLEM GET YE FREE LMAO GONE PROGRAMS
>>37087386
AYYY LMAO
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087273
>just screaming
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE POGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086173
What kind of breed is that dog?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37088461
>/v/
>all 3 posts 2 minutes apart
why did anyone ever even save this
>>37084855
this gets me every fucking time
I want to start this SS based routine but I feel like it is a little lacking in the tricep area and I don't want to look retarded, so am I wrong in this assumption or should I switch out some exercise for another to target triceps specifically?
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37088596
I suggest
>posting in the right thread x 1
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084747
>>37087282
It's not even that funny
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
>AYYY LMAO
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37088623
>my asshole is Nietzsche
>>37084937
Cracks me up every time
AYY GOLEM 28 GONE FREE
>>37086173
is that a cockerspaniel/poodle crossbreed? looks familiar
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087386
AYYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>i dont even bench but huge chest would be nice
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYYY LMAO
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086607
Bitch neva heard of kegels
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
>AYYY LMAO
>>37084990
Ladies, always wash your ass
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37086607
>tfw no brother
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS.
>>37089931
but... today is sunday...
>>37087324
golem get ye gone
>>37089931
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>37089943
technically its monday
>>37089931
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
>28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
27 free programs
>>37084686
28 free programs
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087832
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37086537
Can anyone explain this picture, please? A serious question.
>>37084906
I'm still more concerned about the homemade coconut.
>>37090178
something about racism or sexism, I think
>>37089931
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>37087751
I always lose it at this one
>>37087386
ayyyy
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
I'm arguing with this fat piece of shit who seems to believe that fat people use exactly the same amount of fuel as normally sized people and I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
I know this isn't humour, but I had nowhere else to post this and I guess some of you will find it amusing.
How the FUCK do you guys put up with this wall of ignorance IRL?
>>37087273
fucking lost my shit
>>37090178
It's supposed to be a white skull vs. an abo or nigger skull I think. While there are structural differences, this image also tries to somehow show how clean the white skull is vs. the abo one, which pisses me off, even though I am a bit of a polfag
>>37090354
In case any of you guys feel like blowing Shamu out of the water, literally.
lolcow dot farm slash pt/res/194506.html
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090354
From reading that and your comment, my takeaway is that you're an idiot.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090354
while you are right that fat people will consume more fuel, it seems that the other anons point is that the difference is negligible, which is a reasonable assumption
you seem like you get ridiculously upset over trivial things, get a grip
>>37090454
>>37090448
Well the argument I originally put forward, in a Fat People thread no less, was that people that chose to be obese and expected society to support their gluttony were selfish due to the fact that consumed more textiles to clothe them, more food to feed them, more water to sustain them, more fuel to transport them, and more money to support their "lifestyle", which she is all denying, specifically the fuel argument, which she requested I "cite".
>a fat person driving it will consume the same amount of fuel as a normally-sized person driving it
>Yes. Are you honestly so delusional that you think a difference between a 6'0 190 pound man and a 6' 280 pound man is going to influence his car's fuel efficiency?
Hell yes I'm fucking mad.
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37087386
AYY LMAO
>>37089931
Awaken my masters!
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
'fuck outta here golem
>>37084686
28 Free Programs
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090503
Dude you're arguing with someone on an anonymous Cambodian basket weaving message board about hypotheticals that neither of you really know anything about.
And you're so upset about this that you're posting screen caps of this in an entirely unrelated thread, trying to get more anonymous people to agree with you in a stupid conversation that no one really knows anything about.
I think you need to take a break from 4chan.
>>37090671
It's not a hypothetical m8.
The heavier a load, the more fuel is required to move it. End of.
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090503
If a fat person earns money, it's theirs to spend on whatever they want. As long as the cost isn't born by society, it doesn't present any sort of negative externality. They pay more for clothing, and more for fuel(proportional to the cost of driving). I can agree if you're living in a country with socialized medicine, then there's an external cost, but if it's a cost transmitted to the person directly it's not a problem because it's the individual, not "society" that pays for it.
>>37084686
28 Free Programs
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090839
You should be taxed for being fat
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37084686
28 FREE PROGRAMS
>>37090719
Breh. Your average car weights like what, 4000 lbs? And if you're comparing a 190lb man to a 280lb man, that's changing the total load from 4190 to 4280, which is like a 2% change in total weight.
That margin of change is likely to be similar to other random factors. If you care about weight so much, don't ever fill your talk past halfway full. You'll shave off 40 lbs right there. Maybe the lighter guy has a tool box, spare tire, and kit. That could make up the weight difference right there.
Google says a 100lb change will maybe affect the car's MPG by 1%, so your car would go from say 20 MPG to 19.8 MPG. On a 10,000 mile trip that changes your total gas consumption from 500 gallons to 505 gallons. So we're talking an extra 5 gallons on 10,000 miles. Say $3/gallon, that's an added cost of $15, or 2.9 cents per gallon. That's nothing.
And the fuel use of your car is determined by so many more things that the raw weight of it. Driving style, highway speeds, and trip efficiencies are going to have a much larger impact on total fuel usage than the weight of a single passenger.
So sure, if you take two completely identical cases where the only difference is the weight of one passenger, there will be a small but nonzero change to fuel usage. Does this have any relation to reality? No.
>>37087324
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37085169
>scared of GMOs
What's it like being scientifically illiterate?
>>37090372
It's got nothing to do with how clean the skull is you fucking redditor. There are dark skinned people with Caucasian skulls.
It's showing that race is much more than just skin colour.
