>weigh myself before bed
>198 lbs
>sleep
>wake up
>weigh myself again for shits and giggles
>200 lbs
Explain
>you can't
>checkmate, atheists
>>37069871
clearly you consumed 2 lbs of spiders in your sleep.
>>37069881
Lmao
>>37069871
You're breathing too much air when you sleep. That will balloon you up 2 lbs easy
>>37069881
This.
Spiders are attracted to the sweet aroma of semen. Should've worn a surgeon's mask.
>>37069871
Yes, we'll clearly trust your evidence because it cant at all be falsified, right?
Turned into a real man over night, congratulations
>>37069893
Sorry I take that back, breathing in too much air will make you lighter by floating you slightly off the ground
>>37069871
your daddy came in you mouth while you slept
>>37069914
>you will never weigh over 200lbs
>you will never be a real man
Clearly gravity became stronger overnight.
