>checking instagram
>on discover what it looks like to be a zyzz video
>the feels
>4 views
>think is old footage
>you can see him ans other dude on the beach dancing on the sand
>then he grabs an iphone 6 and takes a pic with the other guy
>wtf freak out
>install app to download videos from Instagram
>video has been deleted and the account can't be found
>mfw
What the fuck /fit/
DELETE THIS
>>37066534
HE LIVES
>>37066542
RIGHT NOW
>>37066534
DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THIS SHIT. THERE'S ALREADY LIKE 2 ZYZZ THREADS UP.
>>37066584
I'm not joking you dipshit go to instagram and start looking for it I'm sure the video still up somewhere
THE KING HAS RETURNED
>>37066534
>on discover what it looks like to be a zyzz video
Dude... what?
If that cunt actually lives then i'm fucking done no way somebody pulls a stunt like that
>>37066617
Maybe English is not his native language
Zyzz had passed away on August 5th, 2011. Using the US calendar system, that date is 08/05/2011. Today is 05/06/2016.
Now, take the dates and add them to get 13/11/4027.
See anything yet? Here, let me help
13114027. 13, 11, 40, 27. 3-1 = 2, 1-1 = 0, 4-0 = 4, 2-7 = -5 (let's just use absolute values here). 2, 0, 4, 5.
See it yet? OK, I'll push you in the right direction
2 0 4 5. If you know anything about zyzz, a popular phrase used in photos to describe him is: Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered. This phrase is also most popularly used by Julius Caeser in a letter to the Roman Senate around 47 BC.
Seriously, you still don't see it? Jesus Christ...
One of Julius Caeser's most popular quotes is "It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience." It flawlessly describes zyzz. He was a chad among neckbeards. He went through the pain to break free of the chains of autism that is 4chan. He was a legend.
"But anon, how does this relate to today's date?" It's simple...
He was assassinated on March 15th, 44BC. 03/15/44. You see the number 2 no times, you see the number 0 one time, you see the number 4 two times, and you see the number 5 one time. 0121. 0 1 2 1. 2011.
But wait, did you forget about the last number, 2045?
2011. 2045. 2011-2045 = 34.
Now, go back and look at the end of OP's post number.
>>37066830
>>37066830
dude, get a fucking hobby
>>37066830
Oh my fucking God its a conspiracy. OP what have you done with zyzz?
