I am so confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWcpweTuXs
>>37049279
Water testing isn't accurate.
>>37049279
This is what that one autist that was talking about his sister getting water boarded was all mad about?
>>37049288
o wait so what is? Is there an accurate test for body fat percentage.
>>37049288
i sort of figured this because the numbers looked all sorts of fucked up..
>>37049314
Dexa scan is the most accurate. Margin of error is still around 5% though.
>>37049288
It's accurate within 1%, which is multiple times better than the next best thing
>>37049377
Lol, this is a huge difference unless you're a fucking amerikek who is like 30+% already
12 and 17 is a gigantic difference if you actually care about it
John is 14.5% at 200lb and looks skinny fat.
What is this
>>37053770
>skinny fat
The dismorphia is real
>>37051650
5% margin of error does not mean what you think it means.
ITT: People who don't know what accuracy means.
> If a test has a 5% error, that means out of 100 people that test as '10%' eighty-six are within be 9.5%-10.5% and 98 within 9%-11%
> However, if the say 'accurate within the [unit of measure]', i.e. 'accurate within the percent, it means a 10% test could be 9% or 11% AT MOST.
>>37051650
Kek. Lifting can't cure dumb
>>37051650
Except it's relative error not absolute. I.e. what they mean is, the error is 5% of the 12% value. So at 12% tested bodyfat, the person could be 12.6% or 11.4%
>>37049331
So you are saying your 'looks kinda fucked up' is a better test than science? They should sell your clones, bro.
>>37054042
ITT: one guy who misunderstood it, and many telling him he was wrong. You were the only one who could be bothered to explain
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daugher can take it?" and the doc
said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming
suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed
it..but I didn't.
>>37054783
what's the story here anon
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and
my sister.
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.
I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
>>37054849
STOP
>>37054783
God no.
You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She head about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.
She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)
It goes from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.
>>37054849
I dont get it
>>37054783
stop
My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.
It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.
>>37054783
why
You know if you've ever seen girls that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.
My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.
Seriously, what do you want to know?
Love you Alan! Keep up the good work!
>>37055005
Wtf is this anon talking about?
>>37055005
>>37054893
>>37054931
>>37054849
I've seen this part of the pasta before but never the ending. What's the punchline?
I have no attraction towards my sister
My house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower. My sister did not take the shower. Then we went to the underwater test.
My sister also did not take a shower before taking the underwater test that got us wet.
She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests that were later in the day. These tests got us both wet. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.
>>37055085
it's not pasta. first result from google because fuck finding this in my folders
>>37049305
yes because she wanted to go into the water but she put her hair up in a pony tail and her bathing suit became wet when she went in the water
>>37049279
>nipples
This is a sfw board.
