Why do you lift bros? Feels warning
For dubs
>>37032633
no reason @ all
>literally dont go anywhere except to buy groceries and back home
>no friends so i never go out on weekends
Work makes me.
>>37032666
Being the devil must be tiresome
>>37032679
Not as tiresome as being a shitkicking grunt
>>37032633
So that people will think i did something impressive and i also want to be strong.
Also, i like to get mires, this would increase the chances.
Im being as honest as possible.
So I'll be able to look at the past in pride for once rather than shame
>>37032633
I used to be morbidly obese. I've never liked the way I look.
Lifting is the one time of day I get to feel good about myself, for an hour or two I get to feel important.
The pump sets in and I feel like I can do anything. Then I get home and cry because I feel worthless.
>TFW
>>37032633
women.
>>37032657
You should lift harder, m8
>>37032633
I lift for Margaret Palermo, the Terror of Tokyo, reaper of laptops, fucker of airbnb hosts.
>>37032633
I lift because i plan on seducing and fucking the child of my ex when they turn 18. Regardless of its gender >no homo
My uni fee included a gym membership. One day i woke up and thought what the fuck am i paying for, i dont even lift in fact i dislike gym goers.
I go there out of curiosity and use the row machine almost at max weight. I really liked that row machine and how it felt. I would go slower, faster. I would squeeze my lower lats, then maybe my shoulders a bit. This guy 4 times my size asked to work in and he would drop the weight and it really confused me.
I thought he should be blowing me tf away. maybe hes tired from the rest of his workout, maybe its his diet was bad that day, maybe its something to do with proportions since he was slightly taller.
I was just hooked from day 1 and i dont have a concrete answer. But after lifting for multiple years i can conclude that this guy was just a huge puss.
>>37033097
Underrated post
>>37033097
oddly specific goal my dude, best of luck
to look good in the mirror
to feel good
and I guess girls as a perk, I want a body that girls objectively want to sleep with. not cause I have money, not cause I have a nice car, but cause I look good.
>>37033075
Who?
>>37033264
>>37033256
She accused me of rape, I'm trash but that is unacceptable. So i figure my best revenge would be to consensually make love to the only thing she will love more than herself
>Maybe fuck her sister too
>Spite is so beautiful
>>37033097
>memes.com
>>37032633
confidence
I lift because by the end of my second rest day all the soul crushing thoughts creep back into my head and I get this really upsetting feeling in my chest/top gut.
If I didn't lift I honestly think I'd fall into an emotional back hole I can't get out of.
I'm thinking of going 5 times a week now just to prevent enough time from lapsing between feels episodes.
I was overweight and overly self conscious first year of college, had a fuckin beautiful girl take interest in me, 6 feet tall, long curly red hair, loved snow sports, had this ass on her. Was to fuckin autistic to take it farther than getting her number. She texted me for a week....
HAHAHAHAAHA now I juice, pull big numbers, go to occasional party and pull some sloot but I still think of her
It gives me a reason not to drink
I like it.
Because I'm sick of posting in feels threads
I lift because of my breakup with my ex a few years ago.
I was pretty skinny, but had a young chad face. All her friends loved my masculine jaw line and constantly commented how "they'all steal me if we break up". Massive confidence boost. I thought I was the king of the world and so attractive, that my gf would never leave.
Then... the break up. Turns out, she was cheating on me, with her friend, 3 months prior to the break up.
Her reasoning? "Youre unattractive".
Having the person you loved for 3 1/2 years turn around to call you unattractive, giving that word meaning and a reason to break up, was the most harmful thing anyone told me.
Since that day, I've used that word "unattractive" as motivation to get on with my life.
If I'm hitting that last rep and I feel my arms are about to give in, I start screaming that word and force that last rep out of me.
If I'm tired one night from working and need to finish an assignment off, unattractive, unattractive, unattractive, until I finish it, even if I get no sleep that night.
Fuck, the feels man.
>>37034236
Don't worry senpai she was just salty that you got all this attention from other sloots.
>>37032633
>Start lifting because nothing to do on freetime
>Fuck shoulder up
>Stop lifting
>Meet qt3.14
>Year passes
>qt3.14 turns out to be a sluut
>Lift the feels away
>>37034371
>Lift the feels away
This. In short, this...
![hitomi_bukkake6_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/70UwWw7.jpg "hitomi_bukkake6_3[1].jpg")
Have you ever seen a man or a woman whose body just screams sex, even with clothes on?
I want to have a pornographic body.
because i've been a skinny betafag all my life and I hate it.
i'm 6'3 too so if I fill out my frame in the next couple of years I might feel a little bit better about myself.
in a year ive went from 145 lbs to 180 lbs and ive already started to notice improvement in my life.
>>37032633
I lift because I'm going into large animal veterinary so I need to be strong
Also to help back pain
>>37033591
Kek kek kek
>>37034654
Because I have nothing better to do.
>>37032657
>being this single
To look better than the jocks I went to high school with. I didn't get bullied or anything, I just was a skeleton and it makes me feel good.
>>37032633
I want to be attractive and I want an attractive bf.
>>37032666
>i never wanted to be swole
>>37032633
Better to be strong than weak. Not to mention to look good.
Also nothing feels better than besting another man at feats of strength.
for the glory of satan of course
>>37032633
Because it's what men do
>>37032633
So that one day, I may become as alpha as The Don. Or at least be worthy to walk in his shadow.
>My aunt is 52
>Diabetic, never took care of her diabetes
>Currently on dialysis 3x a week
>Going blind
>Can't walk without a walker
I lift because I want to keep my health and independence for as long as I can. Cause if that were my life, I'd fucking kill myself.
This is why I lift.
I lift for our King.
>>37035853
>lifting to impress a baby
>>37035889
kek
>>37035853
Congrats bro
For when the time comes, I'll be ready.
>>37035853
>"Daddy, I want to be just like you."
>>37032633
So that maybe in 10 years I can look back and think I did something right.
I lift for my future career and because even though I'm a womanlet I cat fit into a child's Medium/Large.
I want to try everything to change as many lives as possible.
I want to make America thin again.
>>37032633
This will be me one day
I lift so I don't have to lick pussy to get a girl wet.
>>37032633
>23 and in Uni
>been smashing tinderellas on a regular basis for a few years
>don't care for shit, feel nothing, care nothing about them
>find a girl who peeks my interest for the first time since forever
>tall, outgoing, gorgeous with a smile that just kills me
>develop chronic oneitis
>manage to score a coffee date
>second date we meet up drinking, all went well with the exception of sperging out and not kissing her
>Third date, Invite her for diner at my place
>she agrees to meet up, but only as friends, cause resons
>I call it of and cut contact out of pride and stubbornness
It's been 2 weeks, can't stop thinking about her lads. Don't know how to proceed (if at all) as I'm a legit social retard.
Going to gym now, aiming for 1/2/3/4 til summer. Hopefully whatever answer i'm looking for is at the end of the barbell
>>37032633
a war is coming. in europe. i can't run from beng white and they hate me for it.
also lengthening the list of things that make me better than people who have a shorter list.
of course it's nice to have girls be interested in me for myself, without me having to fight an uphill battle for getting them in the sack
>>37032633
Confidence
Mires
Look good naked
For my job
Because I learned by losing a girl I cared about to some random guy she just met online that its mostly about looks and personality means alot less then I expected it to
>started lifting for girls
>got a girl
>started lifting for more attention from girls
>i liked getting compliments
>single now
>still lifting for girls
>mostly lifting cause it kills some of the free time i have
>id rather lift than be alone with my thoughts
>>37034236
Jesus christ this gives me no hope that I'll ever get over my breakup from a year ago. The exact same thing happened to be the only difference is we dated for 2 years. This is scary
>>37041085
That's pretty noble
I'm ugly so I might as well improve my body if I can't improve my face.
Gotta get my 2km max on Concept2 below 6:30 by the end of the summer
That shit takes a lot of strength and endurance
>>37041545
i wish i was a lot closer to that than i am. Im at somewhere around 8:05
>>37041509
Good attitude, tbf.
>>37032663
same here
uni, homegym, feels
>>37041553
Keep pulling bro, just keep pulling. I'm at 7:01 myself
We're all making it
So it'll be easier when the next one fights back.
>>37032633
I don't even know anymore bro
it ain't what it used to be
>>37041570
thanks. ive been slacking. doing a PPL routine and im on a cut so by the time im done lifting, i dont feel like rowing. Started running in the morning to at least get some cardio in.
Because I get frustrated when I don't work out
>>37041501
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>37032633
It beats just fapping and watching netflix for 6 hours between getting home from work and going to bed.
It's also nice to have a goal and feel like I'm accomplishing something instead of just existing. Also, girls
>>37041685
we could be the same person.
>>37041685
>>37041700
count me in too, senpai
>>37032633
My fiance left me and took my dog so I plan on getting cut and banging her step sister. Depression is a hell of a drug.
>tfw already hit 1/2/3/4 and all that's left is acquiring the abaroos
>>37041733
right. currently making dinner while watching futurama and having a beer. Making spicy beer basted bratwursts. i need to spice up my life.
>>37041735
you got this. step sister would be nice. Girl left me after 2 years. 3 months later, im banging her friend.
>>37034236
>in the gym
>waiting by the power rack for this dyel to finish his curls
>he's really struggling even though it's the 15lb women's bar with no weights added
>his arms are shaking like crazy
>suddenly he screams across the gym as he fails his last rep
>"UNATTRACTIVE!!"
>>37034236
Fuark. Mirin motivation.
girls are shitlords. A girl led me on this entire year was literally my bestfriend on snapchat solidly for like 4 months. Got with her several times, always in touch. Went out of my way to help her and be kind even if she was a little repetitive and vain. Then , out of nowhere, she kissed her ex bf in front of me and my friends at a nightclub. Literally tore my heart out, we weren't going out or anything but jesus..she could have just told me. and to think i was going to try to kiss her that night. Next few days she sent nudes and was being nice and giving compliments the whole time. I kissed her the next week for a while. Thought it would be cool again, then i see her with chad again, and again, and again. Fucking dropped. Its her bday party on friday 'she cant wait to see me' . lol bitch im not going. Unfollowed on every socoal media. Goodbye forever, and thanks for tearing my fucking soul out.
>>37034371
same here bro <3. minus the injury but i wasnt lifting
>>37035889
lol
>>37041096
Because "only as friends" is legally binding? At least be her friend first and then try to develop further.
for my waifu
I lift to forget how much I missed out in my teenage and college years
If only I'd tryed lifting 10 years ago, things would be different now (i'm 30 now)
girls, self satisfaction, to achieve my goals, to impress others with my strength and flashy shit, to be good at something, to be healthy
many reasons.
>>37035192
What movie ?
>>37037668
Hehehhe
Heuehueheuheheehu
+1 lift feels away
I also enjoy being strong and setting PRs
>>37033212
You can typically opt out and get that money back
>>37032633
Its my autist alone time from friends family and gf
Love people but i just need my alone time
>>37042236
Power Rangers: The Third Strike
I lift for the Fuhrer, may he never be forgotten.
to leave humanity behind
I wanna be a Gravy SEAL and die for lord Trump
For mother, i'll make you proud one day
>>37032633
Honestly, i lift because I can't justify stopping I guess. I started when I was 13 (now 22) for sports and it has been such a big part of me growing up and becoming a man that it would feel like something was missing if I stopped. That and I enjoy the methodical nature of it and the fact that work put in genuinely gives results.
>>37041612
The feels
>>37032633
Is girls mounting each other becoming a meme or something? I keep seeing these everywhere. especially with Asian QT's
i don't even know why i lift
oneitis doesn't like me, and lifting won't change me that much
;_;
Because I wanna be strong and sexy as fuark.
I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women, all while looking like a Greek god
>>37033097
shiiiiittttttt...why didn't i think of this?? new goal in life!
>>37041237
i've been lifting for about the same reason. everybody across the world is itching for WW3 so it'll happen eventually
>>37032633
i know im going to die alone and im just too scared to think about life at this point
>>37042080
32 here. if i had lifted 10 years ago i'd be in a different place, but perhaps not a better one. just be happy you're here now and make the most of it, bro.
>>37034614
>dont want to be unfit and stiff+weak as fuck when Im older like 99% of males
>looking good
>health
>feeling of progress
>dont look like a hungry skeleton at single digit bf%
>might as well
>>37041237
>>37043199
I lift for a similar reason. On the offchance that these nutcases are right about there being a world war iii, I'll be fucking all their girlfriends and wives while they're fighting in some middle eastern shithole.
>>37043318
can't fuck what i don't have, bro. get swole and join us in killing the men and fucking the women in some middle eastern shithole
>>37041971
Pretty similar thing happened to me, we were friends with benefits and I got mad feelings for her and I found out she was messing around with another guy the whole time. Broke my heart because even though we weren't dating we were really close
Originally it was to get laid. I'm now in a 2 year relationship, living together and will likely last for life bar some major fuck up.
I work out with my gf daily, its a great way to build your relationship. But mostly I just lift now because I want to be the biggest in the room and see how far I can push myself, getting on my first cycle this year, leaving humanity behind.
>>37041237
>. i can't run from beng white and they hate me for it.
Lmao.
>>37032666
Welcome back satan
because it makes me feel good, and look good
because the world is a nicer place when you are fit
I lift for Koko
So I hate myself a little less
>>37043551
Linda was better.
Want to like what I see in the mirror, be the best version of me I can be, something to do after work, more mires from gf even though she doesn't really care if I lift or not
>>37043648
Linda is fucking trash and you know it
and because phoebe in that episode
what is love?
To crush people in football, then fuck their team's cheerleaders
>>37033283
MARGARET PALERMO!
She'll suck you for free if you give her your couch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbZVl2bRA8
I get to eat and drink more this way.
As always, Vanity.
>>37033097
>tfw
>>37041971
Nobody is loyal, she didn't even think she needed to be.
Keep banging her anyway and suppress the feels.
Hatefuck her harder than before and maybe she'll tell her friends how hard you reamed her and you can bang them too.
>>37043352
Me three anon.
>tfw she comes over drunk late one night
>strongly hints she wants a relationship
>avoid the topic, dodge the questions
>feel comfort sleeping next to her
>marathon her favorite movies
>she tells me I'm perfect
>few months later have her over for valentines
>get her chocolate and flowers
>tell her not to be gay about it, they were on sale
>couple weeks later she texts me to say I should get tested for chlamydia
>feel nothing, stop contact
She's in a relationship now.
I hope you found what you needed Cath, because I sure as hell couldn't have given it to you.
>>37044994
>feel nothing
That's good. Better than burning.
>>37044994
Wow holy shit. Did she give you chlamydia?
>>37045032
I dunno, I never got tested.
School doesn't pay for it, doesn't burn when I piss, and deep down I guess I just don't care.
its all i really got. ironic since i dont lift that heavy
>>37033591
That is some serious Slav level grudge bearing.
For once I am not dissapoint.
>>37045101
Over 90% of Chlamydia gas no symptoms in men. I went to rehab for drug addicts and they test for all STDs and AIDS when you show up, I randomly had Chlamydia for God knows how long with zero symptoms. You should kill it with anti bacterials
>also fuck her, lift more m8
Because I'm an emotionally vacuum and having a nice body gives me some external personality and people will like me.
The only time I ever seem to have any sense of personality is when I'm drunk.
>>37033794
Are you me? Overall, I'm actually doing pretty well objectively, but the crushing loneliness starts to get to me if I haven't worked out recently.
I lift because I want to be the best version of myself. I was a skelly and I was tired of being weak. It might seem edgy and it might make me seem like I want attention, bit I want people to fear and respect me and maybe acknowledge my fucking existance for once.
>>37041971
>THIS GIRL IS OBLIGATED TO BE MINE AND ONLY MINE BECAUSE MY FEELINGS
The fuck man? It's not like you had any sort of agreement. Stop being such a whiny bitch.
>>37041915
Underrated post.
>>37045273
It's just messed up that she led him on like that for so long.
I don't even really know anymore. It used to help keep me sane, but it's become just another thing that I do. I still have lifting goals I'm working towards, but it's more out of necessity in lifting itself than of a genuine personal goal, becoming some cyclical series of behavior. There was a time I lifted to increase my chances with girls, but after realizing I no longer want relationships, I find myself trying to be more avoidant of girls. It's not really for health because I'm probably doing more harm in the long term than I intend. And self improvement these days just sounds like narcissistic masturbation.
In short, I do it because I've been doing it for so long that it's habit. No other rationalization, honestly
lifting makes me happy, I like making progress and building a progressively better body
if not for the gym im not sure what id do, due to a lack of a social life. im not sure how im going to meet people, but for the time being im happy bettering myself.
no, even if I got a gf I wouldnt stop lifting. it's a part of my lifestyle now.
To smash pussy
>>37045186
Oh, shit. Guess I should nut up and get tested then, don't wanna spread this shit around.
>my gains will hold me at night
I don't really know. My ex left me for a guy I feel like looks like shit compared to me, but her and her friends talked about how cute he was. He looked like a homeless person. I was always chubby and I hated it. I wasted 9 years of my life with that bitch, and every day I lift and do cardio for the hopes that someday I run into that stupid bitch down the line and she shits herself when she sees me. I always told her I wanted to get in shape and she always told me I could never stick with it.
>>37043318
no it's gonna be riots and ethnic cleansing in europe
maybe the middle eas will be glassed after that
It dulls the self hatred.
>>37032633
why this image arouse me so much? the girl down in particular
>>37046645
Feels man, w-we can do it
>>37044396
*He'll
>>37046645
>>37033591
I hope you succeed anon. Best of luck!
>>37034236
I know them feels anon
When i told my exgf i was gonna be featured in a magazine she told me "Euw, hope i dont have to see that"
Really fucking broke my heart, more than the fact that she moved on days after our breakup
Keep working on yourself friend, one day the sun will shine
The somewhat rational anticipation of a black swan happening.
>>37041971
Nearly the same as me. Now the other dude is flirting around, she's stuck in the middle and the little flame inside of me became an inferno, never have been so fit in my life. Cutting for 3 months now, then gonna get shredded.
>tfw recovering fat fuck
>always had the brains, brawns now in progress
>constantly getting praise and recently some mires from rather shy qts
Bitch thought she can play with me, now I'm gonna find a better girl and rub my shit in her face, make her miserable
>>37042236
Jurassic park 2
> all these stories about women
fuck me is it even worth getting in a relationship>
>>37034236
oh please you faggot
yelling "unattractive" isn't going to generate more ATP in your muscles and make you complete a rep
I tell myself that I lift for girls and so I can be comfortable with myself and gain confidence, but the truth is that I wanna be like my dad. He has basically trained all his life, and in his prime he benched 3pl8, I don't want him to be disappointed in me, a chubbyfat son that works, eats, get shitfaced and sleep.
>>37033097
haha nice. best in thread m8
>>37033097
>>37043114
noble goal
>>37034236
You could've fucked all her friends
