(you have 10 days to train)
>>37029229
Pistol & Firearms training.
cardio
Pretend I'm autistic and then order 66 him
>>37029229
Brain gains, then you can outsmart this sted head in an elaborate plan to make sure he dies but you don't get put in jail or face any of the consequences.
Indian burn his arm till he fries from the inside
>>37029260
Ur gettin slapped
And agility build always defeats a pure str build *tips fedora
>>37029229
I'd just elbow him in the face and then follow up with a left hook. If he didn't fall I'd probably run away
>>37029229
>get slapped by rich piana
>rich piana apologizes to you, offers to do whatever you want in a collab video
I guess I just let him slap me.
>>37029246
>pistol and firearms training
>jesus christ
>back to /k/ no guns
I've been fighting long enough I am not worried, I'd fight him right now and I have the flu, but I'd never want to fight him because RICH PIANA IS A TOTAL BRO and JASON GENOVA DESERVED WHAT HE GOT, I SUPPORT YOU RICH
I dont think it would take much to beat him in a fight if you have decent cardio. You could just dance around him and wait for him to get tired.
damn he looks like a mutant cancer patient now
lifting =/= knowing how to fight.
Slap him around like the manlet fucking shit he is
Eight scoops. Unstoppable.
>>37029353
Dont you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to this thread
>>37029496
cucked
>>37029387
as if your punches would hurt him
Practice my grouping with my Glock
honestly this is why you shouldn't use steroids couldn't tell who the retard was apart from the other.
>>37029229
Shoot him. I'm not quite far enough ahead of my humanity to take him in a brawl. For now I must rely on the weapons of man.
>>37029538
no matter how hard you lift those cheek muscles,
one good punch to the head will throw you off balance and propably knock you off.
>>37029229
I just shoot him, fuck that, he can kill me with just a bitch slap.
>>37029256
/thread
Also just tell him I'm an MMA fighter who's half his size and not retarded, should do the trick.
>>37029229
Order 66 his ass and Cardio.
>>37029229
Steal all his sterons and watch him fall into a depressed lethargic mess
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
Heh. It's nothing personal kid
>>37029229
Being the biggest guy doesn't make your face any less vulnerable to a punch.
>>37029353
eurocuck reporting.
>>37029229
Use my superior height and reach (6'3 80 inches) to jab and oblique kick him till he gasses. Once he cant breathe, take him down and elbow his face off Jon GOAT Jones style
With an Order 66 on his candy ass.
>>37030569
/heem/
i'd use the single leg tap to spinning back elbow
Rich is a rational man. I will join him.
I'll just keep taking scoops till its over
Is anyone actually intimidate by piano? I can't see him having any mobility let alone being able to throw a decent punch. When he was slapping the tard you could see what he was going to do from a fucking mile away.
>>37030901
Intimidated*
pipebomb
>>37030422
*kills you from behind*
psh. nothing personnel kid
>>37029229
4 scoops
this shit doesn't count as a meal
>>37029229
Break one of his arms and say
>"looks like your arm workout is only gunna take you 4 hours for a while!"
>>37029229
become retarded so he can't hit me without getting raped by the internet
>>37029229
Roided fucks aren't hard to defeat.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, killing him instantly
Hyperbolic time chamber
>>37029229
He's defeated himself. Over the past 2 years he's aged 10. He will be dead soon.
>>37031418
Batman/10
>>37031418
Slight difference between a roided fuck and a roided fuck weighing 2x what you do.
My little sister hitting me anywhere but my balls or poking my eyes I can shrug off.
You would likely be the little sister in this scenario.
>>37031446
kek
How tall is he?
I'm a manlet so I probably wouldn't be able to get at his face.
>>37031484
Ohh onii Chan stop don't touch me there
>>37031489
he says he's 6'1 i think but there's no way he's that tall
>>37030901
Rich is actually pretty flexible
https://youtu.be/BSf1BFRcdxo
we got a problem kid?
I'd order 66 him
>>37031318
Most of /fit/ is already there.
>>37031484
I bet your little sister could still knock you out in one punch if she knew what she was doing
I wonder what his parents must think about the path in life he chose
Unlock my hidden Saiyan genes to go even further beyond humanity.
>>37029387
i see what you are saying, but [spoiler]there comes a point when its irreverent how well you can fight[/spoiler]
>>37031967
Surely my superior speed can win!
>>37031563
>How do you defeat this guy?
Tell him his tattoos are ugly and he ought to be embarrassed.
>>37029318
Ted Cruz pls go
I read the sticky, then 10 days of no fap.
SS + GOMAD
He's got stubby reach... I'd just own him with leg kicks everytime he stepped in.. and jabs to the face with my 72" reach. He will probably gas out in 2 minutes.
So I'd train cardio, head and foot movement.
>>37033126
>72" reach
lel manlet
>>37029387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw
>>37029246
8 hour firearms?
>>37029229
With whatever it takes. Probably just order 66 his natty ass.
>>37029229
Looks like those vampires in Blade that got injected with the serum that makes them explode.
>>37029229
probably just wait until his heart is kill.
speed + dex
>>37029229
Study under Jason
>>37029229
With the ol'slapparo.
>>37029229
He's a manlet.
Pisslord is like 5'6 lol
>>37031489
he looked around the same height as genova in that video and genova is 5'6''
>Call your self Armsbrah
>Befriend "King" Rich Piana
>Work out with him for a long time and get to know his routine
>Get jelly of his natty gains
>Plant DNP in his house and use his computer to ask for DNP advice
>Poison him before he gets in the sauna
>>37029229
>rape
>>37034228
Add a full inch to you clip
>>37030422
It was a hologram. You just got sniped.
>>37029246
hi blaha
>>37029229
A gun
>>37029229
>How do you defeat this guy?
But I already killed Grey tho..
With the master dead, the FEV rejects just die out in the wastes..
It's 2163 C'MON!
>>37035260
/thread
>>37029229
Spend my next 10 days baking cookies, I guess
Mix some cyanide in with his gear.
i'd go for his knees, pretend to go for a punch then kick his knee as hard as i can
that's my plan
Order [last 2 digits] him
> 1.) Secretly film him crying alone.
> 2.) Blackmail
Give myself a lobotomy. Then later say I was only pretending
>>37032280
damn nigga 5 star post.jpg
Just hit him in the injection sites lmao
>>37029229
1. Find an amazing PI
2. Shoot a video exposing his gay sex
3. Air said video all over the internet
4. He is [A] Forced to come out of the closet or [B] Forced to kill himself in a blaze of glory
>>37029229
A gun and a bullet.
>>37029229
cold steel long sword
With a well placed pipe bomb.
He never stood a chance.
I run circles around him untill he gets an hart attack
>>37042070
But then you'd lose all your gains.
Whose the real loser here?
>>37029229
Learn how to console crazy people.
>>37030953
What if he does 8 hr arms for one arm and it fucking. Blasts off?
>>37035365
>clip
>>37029229
be amerifats, have access to firearms, shoot roid burger
>>37029229
i would say anyone could just take a hit to the head and get knocked down no matter how big, but im afraid he might not even have a brain in there
>>37029229
Rich Piana is a pussy, he was too scared to fight that other guy that confronted him, got knocked around on that Mexican TV show and pinned, yet slaps the shit out of Janoy because his little nuts made him egocentric.
I'd cover myself in tiny needles like Pinhead from Hellraiser and the second he laid a hand on me he would start leaking oil like a rubber glove filled with water.
Hit him in the balls, there's no such thing as a fair fight, it's either you or him
>>37029229
Flick a lighter, his oil will ignite
