SMELL BAD FIX GENERAL
Most health professionals will tell you that it's healthier to use shampoo/bodywash everyother day, but if you're like me, that shit dont work
Here's how to fix it
>Got long hair? Time to get a haircut that suits your face and age
>Two showers twice a day MINIMUM
>use shampoo/body wash everytime, everyday
>If you shit, you shower
>Have acne? They sell acne soap bars/body gels that you should use ONCE a day (usually save for last shower)
>"but anon, my father was a NU-MALE who didn't shower with me as a child to teach me how to clean myself!?!"
Listen up then fags, every shower should consist of these essential washing locations
BODYWASH
>dick and balls
>gooch
>ass-crack and bunghole
>armpits
>arms and torso
>upper and lower back
>Face (in the morning)
SHAMPOO
>Hair
ACNE BODYWASH
>Face or any other inflicted area (at night)
Most of the time, you smelling bad is just your natural smell becoming too pungent, If you're like me and sweat a lot/ have oily skin, this shit will save your lives.
>"o-ok, but why do i have to wash my ass after I poop, isn't that kind of gay?"
Watch Jackass 2 again, when one of the boys sits on an ice statue bare assed, he leaves shit behind. I don't care if you make 40,000 a year or 400,000,000, when you shit, theres always some left in the bumcrack.
"Ok, but can't I just use an axe shower?"
NO! Drowning youself in cheap or expesive cologne is a good way to end up being more disgusting, heres how and when to use cologne
>Cologne should only be used for parties and dinners
>It's easier and cleaner to put cologne on right after a shower
>determine if your cologne is pungent enough at one spray, or if it's diluted, this allows you to gauge how much is too much
>spray once on a wrist, rub wrists together lightly for 3 seconds, then press wrists firmly on ear
>spray once more on neck and your done.
Thanks Pepe
Does acne shampoo actually work btw?
Normally I haven't had much of an issue with acne but lately I had a bunch under my chin/jaw and neck and it sucks and looks like shit.
DEODORANT
Plain and simple, you can only use drystick anti-presperant deoderant. The brand and fragrance are up to you, but I prefer more cologne smelling deoderants, compared to sweeter smelling ones.
REMEMBER to only use anti-presperiant, it lasts longer
I personally use Old Spice drystick anti-presperant Swagger, but like I said it's up to you
Whether you see this on /fit/ or /r9k/, it works, even if your an overweight neet weeboo.
>>37024244
Acne shampoo can help reduce the intensity/inflammation, but combined with prescription doxicycline, you can have a cleaner face that people WILL NOTICE
>>37024227
Actually you arent ment to rub cologne
Stay pleb
What about dick smell
>>37024363
Rub lightly, as to not cause friction but rather spread one spray of cologne onto two wrists.
don't forget to wash under your foreskin. nothing is worse than dick cheese.
peel that shit back, rinse with water, and you're done. don't use soap under the foreskin, you'll just dry out your dick.
>>37024363
It doesnt matter. It doesnt break the molecules (ugh stupid urban myth) or change the fragrance. Spray it or rub it.
>>37024454
If you've done all that I have said and have dick smell Immediately, then I believe you have some sort of fungal infection or worse, and advise you to seek a healthcare professional
Dick smell occuring after a day of work/being in a hot area for a while is quite normal, and while there are remedies to this I myself have not tried them.
>>37024494
if I had a fungal infection I'd fucking notice wouldn't I
reminder that if the products you use in the shower contains Polypropylene then all you're doing is dumping plastic down the drain
>>37024273
I don't think mine is to the point that I need a prescription. Regardless thanks. I'll get some acne shampoo next time im out.
>>37024216
For the love of god don't wash your hair everyday you greasy fucks
>>37024216
This is shit advice, are you 15?
Drying out your skin by washing it every day, multiple times a day, makes your sebaceous glands produce more oil to make up for it.
Washing your hair every day IS bad for it.
>>37024541
Sometimes weebs are too ignorant to the truth. to spit in the face of someone trying to better his brethren, is blasphemous.
>>37024216
>Two showers twice a day MINIMUM
>use shampoo/body wash everytime, everyday
>use shampoo everytime, everyday
>shampoo
>If you shit, you shower
Guess how I know that you have an OCD / have been a NEET for way too long.
Also, falling for the hair jew.
How do I clean my dick, I think it makes me smell bad all over, I don't masturbate and can only pull foreskin back when flaccid but scared to touch the head as it's too sensitive.
>>37024681
Keep your meme advice away from us oily bretheren. You should be grateful that you can go a day without showering, but I'm speaking to my greasy-weaboo brethren, the ones who know their bodies well, the ones who live in hot places, the ones who's natural skin smell is super pungent by 12 pm, the ones who were bullied and called dog shit and stinky their whole lives.
In a choice between smelling better than you gaurenteed, or having "le healthy sebaucus glands" we had to make the only choice that would get us laid
So leave us alone.
>>37024216
For real though, if you want to eliminate odor:
>shower using pine-tar soap
>take a small amount of baking soda and rub it into pits
>take a loofah and vigorously scrub your whole body
Boom, you don't even need deodorant if your diet is on point.
old spice deodorant
stick version
srsly
this shit lasts for literally DAYS
even if you shower
>>37024216
oh man, i´m so done with this board....a thread about how to wash properly?!?
and people even posting in it? man you guys must be very very desperate...but it makes me feel better so please go on
How do you get rid of toe nail fungus?
>>37024867
this, works wonders
>>37024247
>REMEMBER to only use anti-presperiant, it lasts longer
>>37024815
Are u 12? How the fuck is ur tip so sensitive?
>>37024216
My face always gets really shiny like 2 hours after I wash face. Any suggestions?
>>37024216
a good way to eliminate bad smell, at least in your armpits, is to use some desinfection spray after showering, for example isopropanol with water, 70 to 30..
it kills all the germs and you can´t smell anything, it really works well
>>37024837
I'm Polish and grew up in Florida, dipshit.
Bathing too much exacerbates the issue.
how to get rid of bacne?
i've got a cyst on my back which isn't drained alle the way
I only shampoo once a week. Hair is fine.
>>37024888
I'm 27 and it's sensitive because I don't really do stuff at all.
>shower everytime you shit
Do people actually do this? Just buy some flushable wipes. There's no sense in cleaning yourself from head to toe every time whenever you have a bowel movement unless your wiping shit all over yourself.
>>37024216
what the fuck dude you dont soap your feet? nasty bet you have all sorts of fungus
wash your whole body ya nasty even your legs and arms
>>37024883
Give a weaboo deoderant and he smells clean for an hour
Give a weaboo anti-presperant and he smells good all day.
Once dry, cornstarch babby powder the taint (especially the groves between your legs and crotch) and up the ass crack.
I also rub a light amount into my arms and chest and it stops itchiness.
And if you only shower once a day, make sure you wash your face again 6- 8 hours later.
>>37024888
>wind blows
>a stray leaf rubs against crotch of trousers
>cum instantly
>I should have worn denim, it's thicker material
i've got dry skin after showering on the heels of meet feet all the fucking time
what do?
if i dry myself with a towle, so much skin comes off of it
>>37024681
Nigger the whole "washing your hair everyday is bad" shit is a fucking meme. Doing it twice a day, as stated in the OP, might be bad for it idk, but I wash my hair every day and my hair is healthy as fuck.
>>37024870
Your on a Malaysian pepper picking board, please don't expect divine grace when browsing
>>37024958
You need to pumice stone them in the shower.
>>37024965
>what you said is a meme but here's my anecdote
>>37024958
Hot showers can cause this so ease up on the temperature if thats the case.
You should also look into some moisterizers, preferably those for more sensitive skin
>>37024981
for real?
>>37024995
yeah scrub that dead skin away
>>37024982
>im going to sit here and claim something is a fact when its not
Most people wash their hair daily, and their hair is perfectly fine.
>>37024965
can confirm. washing hair everyday does not some how make you a grease monster/destroy your hair.For girls with long hair it might be a different story but if your hair is an acceptable length its fine
>>37024995
Joo. Near the end of your shower when your feet are really wet and softened.
I have the same issue. A $2 pumice stone will change your life. It won't scrub through good skin, it just gets rid of the dead, flaky stuff.
>>37025008
aight man
If you smell bad it's most likely your diet, there's a reason Indians smell bad
what do against milia?
those fucking white spots look like shit on my face
>>37025021
We're on the Internet bro, just google this shit.
>>37025046
They have the Internet on computers now?
What a time to be alive.
Iz only smellz.
for my pimply brethren
use face wash and moisturizer. It'll say "for oily/mixed skin" on it so you know it's for your greasy face.
then, if it still hasn't cleared up (after a few weeks) begin using salicylic acid.
either buy it pure or find something with it in it aka read the ingredient list.
that should take care of the big red ones.
tl;dr
>>>/fa/
Anyone know how to make breath gains when you have acid reflux? Chewing gum just makes it 10 times worse?
>using soap and shampoo when you shower
>making it
that's for nu-males
haven't used that stuff since I was 16, turning twenty one now, virility of a LION with the mane to match
stay away from beauty products lads, they're poison
Is this how I get rid of blackheads and pores? Someone recently though I was 8 years older than I actually was.
>>37025479
Try semen facials at the local glory hole.
>>37025021
No they don't
I don't know anyone who washes their hair daily
Most are every 3 days or so
>>37024216
>two showers twice a day
Bitch, I have better things to do with my time that shower four times a day.
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>>37024216
Do people have a bidet in their bathroom? in usa or uk?
I mean, I live in a third world country and EVERYONE have one.
Pic related, a bidet, a device designed to wash your ass/dick/pussy afer you shit/piss/whatever.
>>37025571
bidets are the primary reason Europe is more cucked than the U.S
bunch of guys who play with their assholes regularly
>>37025632
Is the bidet the national symbol of Sweden?
>>37025632
Literally every other country but you guys have bidets
Either the sit down kind like that anon posted or the bum gun kind
>>37025632
Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the smell of a regular pussy in usa.
Protip: fishy smell its bad.
>>37025657
I was in Japan and selected the wrong washing option and received scalding water straight to the balls
watch out if ya'll have Haneda airport as a stopover
>>37025675
American women only shit once every 3 days. They do so just before taking a shower or just after anal, and they always shower right after that.
When a woman is looking to get laid, they scent their bums.
>>37024888
Shieeeet I'm 27 too and my dick is sensitive as shit.... Only things that can comfortable touch it are soap, a tounge (and even that can be too much at times) and sugar walls
>>37025696
that is a lie. I saw how much american woman eats. If they shit every 3 days they will break the crapper haha
>>37025831
I dated a 8/10 body 6/10 face American woman (Slavic face, geh, looked like pic related) who only shit every 3rd day and my god, she would blow out the toilet each time.
>>37024216
Shave your armpits. Helps alot
>>37024949
And gets cancer. Antiperspirants are known carcinogens.
>>37024895
pls respond
>>37024216
>unironically still using deodorant, soap and other modern degeneracies
>>37025632
>>37025657
We don't use bidets in Norway.
>>37025683
>wanting an odorless vagina
Low test chinaman beta detected.
>wash my hair because it gets greasy
>hair gets greasy because i wash it
i want off this ride
>>37024883
>image.jpg
>cutting hair
your hair grows long to demonstrate your health and to protect your head and neck from the environment. studies have shown that both men and women rate long haired men more positively. same with beards. if you don't let your hair and beard stay long, you are emasculated. short hair in men has been associated only with subservience over the course of human history. only boys and women don't grow facial hair, so if you cut yours off it only makes you look boyish
>using shampoo on hair
shampoo strips the oil and bacteria from the hair and scalp, leaving it dry and open to colonization by harmful bacteria. to compensate your scalp will overproduce oil. water is good enough to clean the hair in most cases. if your hair is especially dirty then use regular soap. the outside of your body is just as alive as the inside. you wouldn't swallow antibiotics or bleach every day to "clean" your insides, would you?
anti-perspirant works by clogging pores using fine aluminum flakes, which irritate the skin and cause skin cancer
deoderant won't hurt you physically, but it's not necessary or good. I never use it and women seem to like my smell.
These messages have been brought to you by Autism Inc.
As you sit in your seat... probably for what 8 hours for some of you NEET fucks... stick your hand down your pants and smell your ballsack.
I bet its an scent full combination of onions, rotted bowels, semen masturbation abuse and regret.
Go take a walk to the bathroom and get yourself sorted.
Cold shower master race here
Any of you niglets doing the same?
>>37025683
>Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the >smell of a regular pussy in usa.
>Protip: fishy smell its bad.
Virgin detected.
obviously never been with a woman.
The saying goes "If smells like a fish its a dish, if it smells like perfume clear the room."
>>37032509
good god breeders are disgusting.
>>37032692
No, we just have normally functioning brains.
Men are hard-wired to find female body odour arousing.
>>37032698
>female body odour arousing
Good god.
I got a problem where I have bad eczema, dry skin, and dry hair. It fucking sucks because I can't shower otherwise my hair will dry the fuck out and I'll be clawing my skin raw from scratching.
I try to shower once a day at least, but even that dries out my skin and gives me acne. Most lotions don't really help and/or irritate my skin. Help me not smell like sweaty taint, /fit/.
>>37032836
Try some pine-tar soap. I had eczema for nearly 15 years, using legit pine-tar soap cleared it up in about a month.
>>37032698
It's a fact that woman who shave their pubes are systematically ignored from procreation by males on a chemical smell level that is not even perceivable by most. Effectively, if her pubes are shaved there is no method of holding her scent.. thus no attraction. Especially if she is smothered with perfume.
>>37024454
Being circumcised prevents stink dick
>>37024216
backing soda is efficient for killing the smells. Also it does not stop sweating but the smell.
You can also use it to brush your teeth with.
I only use olive oil natural soap for general hygiene and also lasts very long. I used like 4kg in 2years.
For hairs, I use aleppo soap, min 35% of laurel.
Quite expensive but good stuff.
>>37024216
Your skin is gonna be awful when you get older dude. I hope you're just messing around.
ゴミやほこりが多いのでゴーグルで目を保護してますだろ、日本のガキは他人の個人情報はすぐバラ撒くよ責任取らんし無法地帯
>>37024216
Went to the store today and bought this. If I dont smell like magic and flowers tomorrow I'll fucking kill you faggots
>>37034475
>peppermint
Enjoy your estrogens faggot
>>37034475
>I have the same anti-perspirant
>>37024880
Shitloads of sunlight in addition to the usual threatment your doc told you helps a lot.
>>37024895
Buy some face lotion that leaves your face matte
>>37024244
Try using a wash or pads/cream that contain salycilic acid. It will dry out your skin if that area is already dry, but most of the time people get acne from too much oil production. Always remember to exfoliate in the shower. Get a damn loofa. Exfoliate before you shave as well to avoid razor burn, there are face washes which are made for exfoliating (things that contain microbeads or granulated sugar)
>>37028539
Try using a castille soap. Bronners makes a ton of great ones. Do it for like 2 weeks (it will be oily at first because your scalp is over-producing oil because it gets dry when you use regular shampoo) and see if it's better. This only works for people with short hair.
>use products full of xenogenous estrogens 2+ times a day
No Dr. Sheklestien
Just shower in the morning and wear some cologne you faggots
>>37024909
hey man im not cirmumsized and i know what you mean but when i was 14 i started slowly peeing whilst pulling the foreskin back
it hurts but dude it gets better start doing it and then start doing it in the shower
>>37024216
>Not using conditioner on hair
>Not brushing teeth with baking soda
>Not trimming body hair (and shaving in some places)
>Not making it
>>37034475
Update: used listerine before going to uni and now 5 hours after my breath is still fresh whereas it would smell bad within 1 hour amd i would have to chew a gum or something. They still have it on sale so im gonna buy 1 more L tomorrow
Sometimes when i browsing /fit/ i can smell my dick. awful but turns me a bit
Anyone got a good odorless deodorant? I hate putting on anything that's scented.
Red meat also makes you smell like shit
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16891352
>>37024216
any tips for mopping floors?
i am a virgin mommas boy. I piss her off and i think shes gonna kick me out soon. I need to learn how to be a good roommate in a nigger city. Im just a lazy piece of shit.
>>37024815
Stretch foreskin, try yo get it to a point where it can go over when you are hard
Expose head of penis to the air for a little bit each day, over time this will reduce hypersensitivity
Try and lightly touch the exposed head of your penis with your fingers and hands over time you'll be able to touch it more and more without discomfort
Having sex is also good for reducing hypersensitivity if you can manage it
Hope it helps, I was like this when I was about 17 and over about a year of slowly and halfhazardly working at it my foreskin was stretchy and performered normally and my hypersensitivity was gone
>>37037040
im also have my foreskin, wonderful btw. I find that putting toilet paper at the bottom of your dick, absorbs the rest of the urine after you finish peeing. So always go into a stall with TP when out in public.
Report frogposters.
>>37024888
I'm 27 and if my glans touches my zipper without foreskin protection... it's painful. Chafing is bad its like SUPER sensitive, Sometimes it tickles too. Very sensitive, I wonder how you cut fags do it.
>>37024216
>for acne
Change your pillow cases and sheets also, at LEAST reice a month
>>37024895
>>37028135
stop being fat
>>37032493
>I bet its an scent full combination of onions, rotted bowels, semen masturbation abuse and regret.
Reporting in. Who else /rottenballs/ here?
>>37032897
>tfw make your gf shave.
>>37028539
get some dry shampoo for days between washing
>>37024815
I had the same issue back in early high school but every day I kept trying to stretch it in the shower until eventually it didn't bother me anymore.
As for the hypersensitivity, well, I just forced my dick tip under hot shower water for as long as I could withstand the pain. It worked out. And yes, it was very painful.
>>37034529
what do you chew then? after meals when you have no toothbrush near?
>>37040449
You brush your god damn teeth.
This shit is like routine general, both for people who smell like shit, complete with the bad advice given by a frog
>>37024681
This anon is correct, actually.
http://www.dardenfocus.com/home/the-gift-of-perfect-hair-with-less-care-two-bottles-become-one/
>>37027933
>carcinogens
Haha oh wow
>>37028162
>Neandertals
>being smug about anything
Addendum
>NeandertHals
>>37024484
want me to tell you how to wash your vagoo? didn't think so. butt out, this is for dudes only
>>37024216
two showers a day will keep your immune system away.
>>37024216
do people not fucking know how to shower. what is this? fucking slave africa?
>>37024216
If you use shampoo twice a day you are going to make your hair fall out
I'd scrub my dick and balls all day
shit feels amazing
shave your armpits
use alcohol before every shower to kill the germs
I used to have stench problems until I did this
>>37045494
>>use alcohol before every shower to kill the germs
specifically referring to using it on your armpits, fyi.
>battlepepe.png
Diet is the most important part. If all else fails try a 16+ hour fast (skip breakfast and lunch)
I wouldn't expect you underage fags to understand though.
>>37039750
Cutfag here
Your head just becomes...kinda dry and super used to sensations. Still feel more sensitive stuff, but rubbing doesn't really feel like anything.
>>37043615
Not if they are cool or cold, short showers with nothing but water. In that case it's the opposide and you get rid of sweat as well.
>>37024859
Pine tar has also been used for treating skin conditions, often as soap, though this use as a drug was banned by the FDA along with many other ingredients, due to a lack of proof of effectiveness.[7]
Some pine tar products contain creosote, a probable carcinogen. This depends on whether they were produced in an open or closed kiln.[citation needed] Some soaps are accordingly advertised as "creosote-free."
It is used in veterinary medicine as an expectorant and an antiseptic in chronic skin conditions.[1]
Is this a fucking joke? Are you guys SERIOUSLY discussing on how to wash yourself as if you guys never actually did it right?
And you guys wonder why you don't have a gf?!
Pathetic!
>tfw hair is greasy as fuck
>I do the cold shower thing
>I don't overuse shampoo
>my diet is stable
>hair still gets greasy an hour after showering
How the hell am I supposed to defeat this problem? I'm honestly getting kinda tired of only ever having a buzzcut.
>>37047964
using shampoo, conditioner and the right products you dumb nigga
use shampoo for greasy hair, brands like klorane are good, and then add conditioner + mask and you're good nigga
your hair will be soft, light and not greasy
>>37047964
THIS TBQHWY FAMALAM
>>37048057
I already use medical shampoo for overly greasy hair. All it did is cure my dandruff. Not a small thing, but not enough.
