>CTRL + Z "Miri..."
>zero results
Smh senpaitachis
>be me
>working as club bouncer for some uni rave
>bitches constantly smiling at me while they're entering
>one decides to throw herself at me pretending it was her heels
>Tell her to watch herself in a friendly manner
>Says "I don't have to if you're here for me"
>her friends start giggling
>whatever
Another one
>standing outside classroom waiting for tutor
>the usual chit chat and stuff
>classmate who is a qt 3.14 is standing next me, while we're both leaning on the wall
>claims she is tired and wishes she was a bit taller so she could rest on my "comfy" shoulder
Brehs
>be at work.
>coworkers wife comes in with their kids to see their dad. It's cute.
>coworker is gone for a second.
>his wife: "anon what are you doing to get those arms so big??" As she touches my delt.
>"uh, working out."
>mfw she's a fat black woman whose birthed 4 children.
First mire worst mire
>>37020688
Honesty, I'd respect mires from a fat black mom a lot more than if it came from a skinny blonde bimbo. She's got a higher bar dude, be proud.
>>37021444
Haha, I got trips again, woot woot.
>talking with qt3.14 blonde from class
>out of nowhere she grabs my arm
>ask her wtf she's doing
>"sorry Anon, I didn't think about it, I just wanted to feel your muscles"
>>37022964
The double standards are too real
>>37023020
Yeah man, it started out as flattering, then it got uncomfortable and now it's gotten to the point where I just get annoyed. Hate getting felt up. Except for when my granddad squeezes my arm and says I look just like he did my age :^)
>>37020656
Those girls sound like total whores
>>37023279
this is how I felt when I used to have a beard and girls would feel up my face all the time
>>37020656
>sat on bench on campus
>buff guy sits next to me
>legs touch
>ignore
>arms touch
>silence
>silently mirin' each other
>n-no homo
I got mired from basically everyone I Know atleast twice but it means jack shit to me.
>Objectively became superhuman size and strenght wise compared to my former self
>Not even quater near my goals
>Compliments feel undeserved
For some reason the bigger i get the more i want to cover myself. When being a scawny gymcel i went With t shirts even in Winter but now i barely go out without atleast a Sweatshirt even though its hot as shit.
Send help pls
>>37020656
>mirin
>uni rave
it doesnt count when they are on drugs btw
>>37023324
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This constantly happens with men and women alike and it makes me want to kill myself and the earth
>be me
>get call from random girl who i failed to hook up with a few years back
>"nice fucking muscle anon"
>she saw me on the road after gym and called,now wants to meet up
gonna meet her this weekend. feels good.
>>37023316
Yep, thats college enjoy it. You wont ever get it back once you leave
>>37022964
>grab her ass in response
Problem solved familia
>>37020656
People who are truly mired don't need to make a thread for validation
>>37024258
HEIGHT FRAME FACE