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ITT: Describe yourself from the viewpoint of another person at your gym
I'll start:
>that skinny guy that always grunts loudly, wears baggy clothes, listens to ridiculously loud heavy metal and folk music, and meditates in between sets
>that skinny guy with abs who spends 15 minutes in the locker room wearing no shirt and eating eggs that he brought from home
>that guy that never makes eye contact, and always lifts alone
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>>36994647
>that skinny guy with abs

no such thing as a skinny guy without abs
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>that guy that can be found in the squat rack that has a look on his face like he's always on his period that never speaks to anyone
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>>36994647
>That fucking guy who carries a small laptop arround and works inbetween sets.
>That wierd guy who wears earplugs AND headphones and listens to classical music while lifting.
>That fucking asshole who will do all his workout on the squat rack not giving a fuck if there are people waiting to use it.
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>>36994661
Your move
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>>36994647
>that powerlifter guy that never talks to anybody.
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>>36994726
they probably think "fat guy" though
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>that tall, slim guy who always does the same routine
>that guy who squats and leans against the wall, hiding behind a machine
>that dude who lifts quite heavy, despite not being too big
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>That guy who always proposes himself anything and doesn't do a shit
>that guy who is always sick
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>>36994705
>That wierd guy who wears earplugs AND headphones and listens to classical music while lifting.

the fuck brah?
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>>36994647

Who is this semen demon!? I swear she was my waifu at one point!
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>>36994647

Who cares? What is it with talking to people in the gym? I'm in the military, I know half the guys in the gym cause we work together and go drinking together, sure I'll chat with them a couple minutes. Are fucking people like talking to people they don't know in the gym or what? Its not a fucking bar or coffee shop or whatever. I'm pretty fucking normie I think and I don't fucking get this.
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>that tall Muslim looking guy
>always has a towel and a notebook
>the only person who has a towel and notebook
>the only guy who doesn't do dumbbell/barbell bicep curls
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>>36994788
>that pajeet who's been benching 50kg for the past 6 months.
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>that guy who lost a shit ton of weight
>that guy who's lifts are crap
>that guy who still tries
>that guy who's gonna make it
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>that guy thats been coming in for more then a year but looks exactly like the first day he came in
>that guy who always wears the same dawn of the dead tee
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It really depends how bigger you are, the gym is full of the most insecure people you'll ever whatever you say and no matter how they act.

You're bigger than them? Nope, you're smaller, weaker or your form is shit
You're smaller than them? all of the above also
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>>36994647
>that guy who always asks to work in and is willing to spot, but otherwise never talks to anyone and regularly takes 5 minute breaks in between sets, and never takes his hoodie off
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>>36994751
no. they are calling me that because I do powerlifting routines. I am about 15% bf. but I am without a doubt the biggest and strongest in my gym.
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>>36994705
>that guy who wants to use the squat rack you're using but is afraid of asking
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>>36994826
you're gonna make it
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>that guy who is always here when I am here no matter the time of day
>"I think he comes to the gym 3 times per day or works out 12 hours at a time"
>why does he always make eye contact and nod at me but never introduces himself
>god damn how is his chest so spectacular
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>that dude that only benches 135
>that dude that does cardio every day
>that dude that is cute as fuck
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>>36994647
>that predatory swole guy that's always checking my ass and follow me into the showers
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>>36994647
>that guy who told me to put my weights back at 9pm on a saturday
>throw metal water bottle at his head, miss and hit a mirror
>mfw he was the one that got kicked out and lost membership
>mfw i stayed because im the gym drug dealer
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>>36994647
>the big dude who always says hello but never really says anything else
>he's always squatting and deadlifting
>I've talked to him before
>awkward but he seems nice
>lost a bunch of weight while here
>lifts really big
>lifts by himself
>I bet he's swimming in poon though. I'm sure of it...

I'm not. The people at my gym are pretty positive.
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>oh great its that guy who asked me for steroids
sorry cunt doesn't mean you have to look down on me
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>>36994661

>That guy who is jacked and has been here from the start, but still doesnt talk to anyone
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>that guy playing airdrums in between sets
>that guy staring deeply into his own eyes in the mirror for 3 minutes straight in between sets
>that guy wearing a belt for squating lmfao2pl8
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>That guy who OHPs in the Squat Rack
>That guy who sweats like the ocean
>That guy who goes to toilet atleast 4 Times during his Workout
>That guy who makes the PT wait because He is the last one to leave the gym
>That guy who rows 100kg for reps but cant bench 70kg for shit
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>that fat fuck that squats every workout
>that beef lord that takes ages to do his shitty 2 plate deadlift set
>that sad cunt that literally speaks to noone but his mum to get a lift home when she's finished doing cardio
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>that small strong guy that looks like shit
>that guy that openly hates niggers and gets into arguments

4chin has ruined me
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>>36994647
>that guy who never progress and its getting fatter and fatter
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apparantly everyone in this ITT thread would be described as a giant vagina who likes to talk about himself like a woman
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>>36994647

>that manlet who furiously paces back and forth after every set
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>>36995067
>this much euphoria
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>that creepy skinny guy
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>that guy who wears basketball shorts
> that guy who drinks water between seys
> that guy whobyawns between sets
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>that slowly shrinking fat guy who only does compounds. He's too fat to ever make it, but he has juicy calves... no homo
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>>36994647
>>36994775

Someone fucking answer me this is driving me insane!!! She's a YouTube chick right? A gamer? Wtf!?
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>that weird manlet that never talks to anyone and has resting bitch face syndrome
>that short kid that outlifts most of the grown men in the gym
>that dude that has only been seen doing squats, deadlifts, bench, pendlay rows and OHP
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>>36995135
Her name is Felicity Few. She has a few good Let's Plays
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>>36994647
>that asian fuck who stares at my tits too much
>that asian fuck who i've literally seen everyday for the past month
>that asian fuck who deadlifts with proper form
>that asian fuck with a different tank each day
>that asian fuck who didn't know how to row
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>>36995162

Nice...but no seriously. OP, who is she?
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>That guy who gyms five days a week
>That guy who wears a Macho Man Randy Savage shirt while lifting baby weight
>That guy who is blatently staring at women's asses
>That guy who deep squats when literally everyone else squats parallel
>That guy who ignored me when I suggested he use the Smith machine
>That guy who talks too long to the fat garage attendant and holds up the line
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>>36994647
>that gay manlet who keeps flexing his quads and butt in the mirror
>that gay manlet who lip syncs to Rihanna and Madonna between sets
>that gay manlet that keeps staring at me
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>>36994647

>That guy who always stares himself out in the mirror as he does squats
>That guy who drinks about 3L of water throughout his session
>That guy who wears a HRM for his whole workout (fuck you I like keeping track of stats like that)
>That guy who's form is inversely proportional to the amount of sets he does
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>>36994647
A gorgeous pale man with a glorius man bun, sexy 16 inch arms and abarrel chest that makes girls slip and slide off their seats. His booty is too joocey to merely look at, one must grope it once it has been seen. He has lips designed to kiss, suck dicks, and eat that hot pussy. He can lift any girl above his head (except hilda, she's 300lbs). He could literally fuck any dark girl in the gym, but chooses not to shit where he eats. We all love him.
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>that guy who does brosplit
>that guy that lost a ton of weight
>that guy who tries to hide how he checks out every girls ass
>that guy who makes weird faces after seeing people with retarded form
>that guy who stares into his own eyes in the mirror between sets
>that autist who is kinda handsome but could never tell if a girl is into him
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>That guy who always fails his last bench rep and has his gymbuddy bail him out
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Young dude, pretty attractive but always looks mad and walks around real tough. Puts up a good amount of weight but never adds anything to it
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>>36995184
OP here. She's a random girl from a Finnish girls football (soccer) team. She frequently gets posted on /int/ I don't have the sauce pic, I just screencapped this off of it. Go ask /int/, someone is bound to have the picture.
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>that guy who squats all the time
>that guy who wears tights to the gym
>that hot guy who hates everyone/looks angry all the time
>that guy with the super hot gf
Literally what I've heard other gym members call me behind my back, apparently I have a resting bitch face
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>>36994647
>that teen with the nice butt
>that guy who only wears black
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>that giant mother fucker who looks like he escaped from a mental institution who never speaks, never smiles and sweats way too much but at least cleans the fuck out of every piece of equipment he uses and puts away weights people abandoned.
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>That skinny ginger who's been coming here for years, yet still looks exactly the same
>That skinny ginger who can do sets of five chin-ups with more than lmao1plate on him, through some voodoo magic


>>36995206
>mfw hilda
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>>36994647
that fat guy who lost weight because he lives at the gym
that guy that never smiles, unless he tells vulgar jokes so everyone can hear
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>that guy who looks the same as when he started lifting 3 years ago, but all lifts tripled
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>the squatman who squats too much
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>>36994647
> tallish guy who carries around a 1 inch binder and stretch band
> constantly referring to and making notes
> always doing strange mobility exercises
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>That fat fucker in a polo shirt
>doing like 3 or 4 excerises a workout
>they are all barbell excercises
>can't do one unassisted pullup
>goes out of breath doing lmao2plaet squats.
>sips water from the fountain between sets

Goddamn, I never realized...
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> that guy who never takes his hat off, even in his gym membership card photo.
> that guy who has only removed his hat when the police forced him too for his mugshot after he was arrested for drink driving
> that guy whos still gonna make it
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>>36995285

Thanks, I found the full pic.

Such a cutie. Seeing makes me wanna tren hard.

>that guy that stares at girls too long
>that guy that only does HIIT when the gym is packed with cuties
>that guy that takes creepshots and thinks he's lowkey about it
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>that angry guy with the beard who deadlifts in socks and wears Sesame Street shirts
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>>36995368
post pics b4 and after
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>>36994647
>that fucking ripped guy that I wanna bang
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>that guy who...who is that guy? Is he new or something? What!? He's been here months!? No way! HAHAHA!
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>king of the lanklets

6'5 and almost no muscle
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That awkward creepy faggot
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>>36994705
You sound like you're on the spectrum
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10099819
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"I haven't seen F in the gym for weeks"
"Yeah. He and Anon bought some lifting equipment and works out at home"
"Yeah?"
"Jep. I swear they never leave the house"
"So.. They just stay at home and 'work out' together?"
"Yeah"
"Fucking faggots"
"I know. Lol."
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>>36994647
>that guy who parks alone in the back of the parking lot
>that guy who never talks to anybody ever
>the hairy manlet
>that guy who awkwardly gets in people's way near the locker rooms
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>>36994647
>The trex who squats everyday

t-thanks rip
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>>36994647
>that guy that lifts weights, feeds me and takes me on walks outside so I can shit, piss and sniff butts.

Home gym master race reporting in, only have my dog to keep me company.
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>>36994647
>squatting that low can't be safe for his knees
>he has to be gay, he squats every time he comes here, must be trying to get that ass
>also always asks only other males to record his lifts to "check his own form" later and always asks them for a spot when benching
>yeah sure
>nonchalantly undresses in the locker rooms in front of everyone else instead of inside the showers
>yep definitely gay
>I swear I come here 6 days a week and I see him at the same hours 3 days a week doing the same excercises. Why does he keep doing that routine he doesn't even look like he lifts
>how the fuck did he just squat 3 pl8 he doesn't even look like he lifts
>why the fuck is he jumping in place like a spastic before that obnoxiously loud excercise
>why is he even doing it, is he trying to break his back or the floor?
>he was angrily staring at me when I was doing squats on my leg day, what a creep
>he's really creepy he never talks to anyone and always checks his phone in between sets
>he takes like 5-10 minute breaks between sets, what a lazy fuck, why is he even here?
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>>36995981
Forgot to add
>he's so disgusting
>always grunts when squatting
>he puts a dumbell between his legs when doing chinups lol why not just do more reps what a retard
>also no way I'm touching that dumbbell ever again
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>>36994647
>that guy who never use the towel
>that guy who never say hi first
>that guy who drinks every 5 minutes
>that guy who never work out for more than an hour
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>that sexy ho with the big booty who can squat more than me
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>>36996072
No. They just call you a cumdumpster.
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>>36996072
Please be in Thessaloniki
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>>36994647
>that guy who wears tights or that weird singlet thing whenever he trains
>that guy who never trains biceps and always does those Olympic lifts
>that guy who actually has shoes specifically for the gym
>that guy who weighs more than he reasonably should given his lack of chest
>that guy who front squats my max deadlift (kek)
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>>36994647
>meditates in between sets

Jesus fucking christ dude
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>that guy who does 2 deadliest reps and takes pics of himself, uploads them to normiebook, saying gym 4 lyfe
Fucking hate those faggots
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>>36994647
>that dude with the beard, sweatpants, t-shirt and headphones who looks like he started lifting last week
>that dude who does 3 exercises and then leaves
>that dude who has perfect form on his first couple of sets and barely is able to lift the weight on his last set
>that dude who sometimes rests fucking 5 minutes between sets and takes up the squat-rack for half and hour to do OHP and Deadlifts
>that dude who does 2reps of baby weight squats in his OHP rests, then shakes his head and does hip streches
>that dude who puts 1pl8 on the bench press and barely manages 5 reps
>that dude who drinks between every fucking set, sometimes even MULTIPLE times
>that dude who stealth checks out every chick who squats but drops his spaghetti every time someone talks to him
>that dude who only pulls out his headphones only to ask you how many sets you got left

Started started 5x5 SL mid-march this year and injured my hip flexor a couple of weeks ago. Shit sucks. I'm doing a program where squats are the most important part and I can't even do them.
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>that autistic guy who stays on the squat rack for 2 hours (doing U/L split)
>that guy who grunts and is out of breath at his last sets
>that guy who keeps hogging all the weights
>that guy who wears old shirts with weird heeled shoes
>the guy who has a notebook and checks it after each workout

I really wish I went to a 24/7 gym lads
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i actually met a girl at a party who goes to the same gym as me, she came up to me like "hey, i always see you at the gym! you go so hard, i'm always like 'wow'"!
that made me so happy. i dont think i go very hard though hahah i think she's just someone who does light stuff on the mats and machines
still really lovely to hear
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>>36994844
Read the sticky and improve your nutrition. Don't forget to sleep 8-9 hours every night.
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>>36995059
lol
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>that autistic guy who speaks like a smartass and only ever does legs
>that guy who works out for 5 hours and forgets his towel
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>that guy that comes in way too often
>that guy that wears barefoot running shoes

I do PPL.
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>>36994647
>that guy that never makes eye contact, and always lifts alone

A-are you me?
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>>36995116
>bywans
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>>36994899
pics or gtfo
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>>36995407
She looks like Jodie Foster.

I think I might try assassinating a prominent Finnish politician to impress her.
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>>36996072
LONDON
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>>36994647
>that guy who looks like he should be stronger than he is but is significantly weaker than almost everyone in the gym and has been stalling for ages on every lift
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> lmao that girl will never get above 1pl8 squat if she keeps getting skinnier
> doesn't she know you gotta eat big to get big
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>that face full of acne
>all bodyfat in face
>wears proper lifting clothes with lifting shoes but doesnt lift
>goes to gym 1-4 times a week unconsistently

how am i ever gonna get motivated :(
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>>36994647
>that manlet who squats by himself
>that manlet who keeps looking at all the girls
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>That dyel faggot who always wears anime muscle shirts.
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>>36996842 thats me u friggin copycat
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>>36994647
>that manlet who always hugs the squat rack and sweats a shit ton
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>>36996870
Fuck you manlet manletter thats me
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>>36996526
kek'd
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>>36994661
>That fat guy that workedout daily and lost all the weight and made gains
>That guy who nobody has seen for a year
>That guy who gained all the weight back

Round 2 boys.
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>>36996823
you don't get motivated, you get disciplined
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>that guy who is pulling 3,5pl8 every week
>that guy who yells at weights
>that guy with 18 inch arms who claims natty
>that guy who does shadow boxing between sets
>that guy whos telling everybody to start fasting
>that guy who is challenging people to sparring
>that guy with pretty nice ass but ridiculously small calves
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>>36994705
>That fucking asshole who will do all his workout on the squat rack not giving a fuck if there are people waiting to use it.

lol this is exactly me, I'd be happy to let you use it and go rest. All you gotta do is ask, you beta.
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>>36994647
>that skinny weirdo who refuses to use the smith machine and padding
>that guy that just walks circles around the rack between sets
>that freak that actually wipes down equipment he uses
>that sperg that puts the weights back where they belong
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>that guy who turns up in 80s training gear and spends his time doing deadlifts, overhead presses and gymnastics
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>skinny dude that never talks to anyone
>has made obvious strength gains
>one of the regulars, see him all the time, but he never says a word
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>>36994857
>the gym is full of the most insecure people
lol, I'm not big or threatening at all, and I always see a different guy waiting to use the rack. He won't even ask me when I'm resting, he'll just keep coming back until I'm done.

Maybe it's a cultural thing. Dudes in my gym are only polite to their friends, seems to weird them out when a stranger offers them to work in.
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>>36997580
Are you me, tripfriend?
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>>36994647
>That guy that does autistic hand gestures while staring between sets
>That guy that always wears the same wifebeater
>That guy who drinks water between almost every set
>That guy who I tried talking to once but he creeped me out
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>>36996134

lost it
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ITT: AUTISM
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>that guy that's just a little big for small shirts but way too small for medium
>that guy who always starts his lifts like half an hour before closing
>that guy who only does three or four lifts then leaves
>that guy who squats almost every time I see him in here but still has some of the weakest squats in the gym
>that guy who drinks water after almost every set
>that guy who always mutters to himself like a homeless guy every time he fucks up a set
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>>36994647
>that one guy who only does Calisthenics.
>That one guy who's arm day is erreday
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>>36994647
>meditates in between sets
Autism
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>that guy who openly yells and slams deadlifts during quiet hours at the gym
>even when he isn't lifting with friends
>sometimes not even aware of people staring at him because headphones


i know i'm obnoxious but i dare you to say something about it. kunt.
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>>36994647
>that guy who has no gym gear but lifts more than half the gym
>that guy who uses chalk very conservatively, being very careful not to spill any
>that guy who goes ATG
>that guy who shadow conducts his invisible orchestra before every set
>that guy who does powerlifting routine for back and lower body while a bodybuilding for chest and arms.
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>that grill with ugly arms who always looks angry or uncomfortable
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>>36994886
Oh dam I didn't know someone was gonna do me
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>the guy that takes over the squat rack everyday
>the guy that deadlifts alot and uses a belt+ a lot of noise
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>That guy who uses the power rack (only one in my uni gym).
>That lanky guy who can The Press my bench press.
>That guy who has made a lot of progress but still look skinny.
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>>36994758
>>36994886
Literally me
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>>36994647

>that curly haired manlet that obsessively checks his posture on the mirror
>Once he had the horrible idea of taking acid and going to the gym
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>that guy who reads dream of the red chamber in between sets
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>That guy who dabs after breaking a PR.
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>>36996644
This is me, cycling gave me some leg definition but my nonexistent hip flexibility has me squatting 135lbs
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>>36994972
Are you making a joke about the mirror or some shit here
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> that manlet that is always squatting
> that manlet who smells bad
> that manlet who grunts too much while he squats
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> that guy who gets dubs
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>>36995407
She's a coalburner. Dropped.
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>>36994647
>that faggot carrying his life in his gymbag
>always mirin himself, thinks he is zyzz
>has backne, therefore roids

Really, im just checking myself out to re-suppress my autistically low self image.
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>>36994647
>that guy who looks average as fuck and wears worn out gym pants
>that guy who diddlies way more than he should
>that guy who jumps 5 ft high
>that guy who does flips when he thinks nobody is watching
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>that scrawny femboi twink with gyno that only ever does glute bridges on the prone leg curl machine
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>>36994647
>that guy who comes between 11 and 13 for 1 hour 30 min max. Definitly on SS but mixed with more assistance work on arms. Wednesday some weird Abs workout
>hes gonna make it
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> that guy who comes in, alone, every week wearing the exact same clothes and does the same five exercises
> that guy who goes into the locker room to change into different shoes for each exercise
> that guy who doesn't seem to make any gains

i like consistency but at times you feel like a fuckin autist
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>that guy who has been going to the gym forever without any real results
>that guy who pretends to be angry, depressed and/or antisocial to hide the fact that he's insecure/can't talk to people
>that guy who thinks he's better than everyone else, but would be really nice to talk to if he only ever smiled
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>>36994647
>that guy that never talks to anyone
>that guy that has rolled oats falling out of his pockets
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>That guy who tries to add 5 pounds per set and ends up deloading every time
>That guy who uses guards while benching because he's always here solo and doesn't want to die
>That guy who struggles to bench 105 5x5 but does 2 pl8s squats

I don't know why my bench is shit. Maybe I should actually talk to someone at the gym for help.
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>>36999522
this is me except for the no results part
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>>36995035
fuck dude, are you me?
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>>36999517

If you're actually sticking to a routine and not seeing gains, reevaluate your diet.
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>>36999575
well, I have got some results, started at 48 kg, at 85 now. Took me years to just look fucking normal
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>>36999584
>>36995035

>Going to the toilet 4 times in 1 session
>Going to the toilet in a session at all

What the fuck are you eating before going to the gym that this is happening to you guys?
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> that guy who always fails at least one set per exercise
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>>36994647
>that guy who has looked the same for 2 years
>never listens to music or makes eye contact with anyone
>wears USC shirts even though we're in colorado
>occasionally whips out his phone and starts furiously typing at someone
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>that guy always looks so serious
>kinda sad too
>seems a bit awkward
>did he just do one set and walk away?
>pretty weird. oh well

i don't exist
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>>36999522
It'll be okay, anon. We'll make it
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>That guy that has his phone out all the time after every set
>That guy who tries desperately to not look at women
>That guy that seems like he's going to die when he loads up the squat bar.
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>that guy who times his rest on his phone in between every single set without exception
>that guy who only does compound movements
>that guy who loads up 220 instead of 225 even though it makes zero difference and 4 times as much work and mess.
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>that average looking guy who comes in, doesn't do anything stupid or draw attention to himself, works out and goes back home

I'm pretty boring desu
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>>36999612
dude, if you have shit in your bowels, you're microloading your sets.
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>that guy with the rape stare & discernment who he uses his telepathic rape abilities on
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>>36999571
>that guy who doesn't want to die
Got any tips for those that want to die? How did you achieve this mindset?
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>that guy that wears weird heeled shoes and does 3 exercises and leaves
>that guy who squats all the time
>that guy who doesn't wear a belt while deadlifting
>still DYEL as fuck after all these years
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>>36999816

You just gotta look forward to something, fampai.

You may not have a gf, go outside much outside of the gym, or even have friends, but surely you want to see some movie or play some video game down the line.
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>that guy with a stupid haircut
>that guy who squats 3plate but cant bench 2
>that guy who is always wearing earphones
>that guy who has been going to the same gym for almost two years and hasn't spoken to anyone
>that guy who is always angry or sad
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>>36999648
y-you too
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>>36999930
I can bench two plates but squat 2.5 plates :/

>that guy who's always in the squat rack
>that guy who's barefoot
>that guy who stands around a lot
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>>36999921
>surely you want to see some movie or play some video game down the line.
No. I haven't watched a single movie in a decade or played a video game in 5 years. All the new anime/TV shows are shit as well.
I do like my job but that's about to end in a few years. I don't know what I'm going to do after that.
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>>36994647
>Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Everytime
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>that kid who squats and deadlifts without shoes
>that kid who stares at people in between sets
>that kid with shit Squat form
>that kid who's lifts have gone up since he joined
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>That guy who's always whistling 80's rock music
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>>36994647
>fat asain who can bench 225 a shit ton
>also acts like a douche
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>that guy that always works out in walmart cotton tees and basketball shorts with converse shoes

You may not think it's big deal, but somehow this is not the norm. everyone around here works out in under armor and nikes
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>that guy who looks like he got fatter since he got here

Help me bros, I've been going since late February
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>that guy who keeps smiling at everyone
>that guy who doesn't speak clearly
>that guy who takes 20mins to warm up
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>that manlet foreign students that lifts at night
>that guy who lifts pretty good for his weight
>that guy that vacillates between intense autism and being amazingly sociable
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>that skeleton who's lifting less weight now than he was 3 years ago
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>>36994647
>that guy with huge arms and flat chest
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>that fat guy in the squat rack that always looks pissed off and creepstares at girls doing hanging leg raises
>that guy who doesn't lift who deadlifts 350
>that guy who grunts all the time and mumbles about "hustle bones" coming out of his mouth
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>that skinny ass dude who has been in the gym for less than 6 month and can deadlift 320lb
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>>36994669
r u me?
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>that guy who lifts weights but never eats food and wonders why he stalls on a 1.5 pl8 squat
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>That kid who changes the TV next to the squat rack to the news
>Like, he's just deadlifting while watching fucking Trump talk
>Does he not realize that the girl's softball team is on all the treadmills behind him?
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>>36994647
>friendly jacked guy who doesn't lift heavy
>guy who always wears sleeveless shirts and flexes in the mirrors between sets
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>that fat bearded cunt, whys he wearing a tank top? I bet he doesn't even lift heavy

I don't ;_;
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>That guy who has been coming in for 5 months straight and has lost 60 pounds but has never improved a single number on anything
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>>36995206
>He could literally fuck any dark girl in the gym, but chooses not to shit where he eats. We all love him.
Lmao, nice delusion you narcissistic autist.
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>>37004533
You improved the number on the scale anon, that's what counts for now
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That guy that spends 30mins on useless machines to stare at cardio bunnies asses.
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>>37004563
Thanks m8y. I'm only halfway there, but jesus christ I cannot wait to get down lower and then start actually building muscle. I'm probably like 6-7 months off considering my weight loss has started to slow down even with adjusting my calories.
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>>37004591
It's super difficult to make strengh gains while doing a hard cut. When you reach your goal weight and eat neutral or slight caloric surplus, you will see strength gains. Just learn good form for now.

Also, look at it this way: you are proportionally stronger from a weight/strength perspective.
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>>37004648

I have pretty good form already. I lifted for years until an illness knocked me down for 3 years and I ate like I was still on a permanent bulk and got fat as fuck.
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> Those two douche bags who are roiding out respectfully.

> really fucking in shape and can do Cardio plus 4pl8 Lmao on everything

> goddamn sexy jaws and I feel jealous watching the Cardio bunnies watch them.

> so homo for them
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>>37004438
thats what watching anime gets you
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>>37004721
Is that you on gear?
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>>37004721

Beyond pathetic.....
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>>37004438
nothing is more alpha than squatting while watching a donald trump rally
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>That new guy at gym that is incredibly weak but comes daily
>The guy who always comes with gym buddies but can't act independant like a retard
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>>36994780
NOBODY talks to strangers in the gym unless it's your bro or your askin "how many sets you got left?"
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>>36994974
Yep. We have to eat more probably
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>>37000063
why it ending?
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quiet guy who talks to noone and just does his routine
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>the guy who fucking walks over to the water fountain way too often in between sets

at least i'm not standing still in between my sets, r-right brehs?
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>>37005028
Contract ending, gonna get a PhD out of it. Postdoc is shit and I don't know if I can continue doing research in industry.
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>that guy who always wears a white tee and blue mesh shorts and walks around aimlessly in between sets
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>that permanently crippled man who can't accept that his life really ended when he was six and lost the ability to walk because his parents were hippy cunts who didn't believe in vaccinating against polio who pays for a gym membership just to sit in the corner and watch everyone live out what he wishes he could do every day

haha kill me haha
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>>37005193
dam srs?

makes my problems seem like nothing
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>>37005193
>just to sit in the corner and watch everyone live out what he wishes he could do every day
You can't work any muscles at all? What areas did the polio affect?
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>why does he walk so fast
> why is he wearing a hat while lifting
> Why is he doing so many sets?
> Why did he just walk on incline 10 for 30 minutes?
>only Nigger in the gym... He must play a sport here
I've actually been asked the last one multiple times lol
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>>37005193
Aww I love you and wanna give you a hug
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>the skinny guy that is always doing squats for 5 reps and in betweens sit in a bench and looks at the floor
>the weird guy that usually looks at me while doing exercise
>the guy that sees me working out and smiles at me while gets a blush, maybe he's gay?
>this retarded motherfucker that always handshakes almost everybody at the gym
>the guy that can't talk or look at girls in the face, am i ugly for him or why he has such a weird waytobeing?
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>>37005473
>that young skinny guy that outlift me in everything, dang boy you're making it
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>>36997855
>>that guy who always mutters to himself like a homeless guy every time he fucks up a set
fuck whenever i stall i mumble "nope i couldn't get it" and probably sound nuts
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>>36995407
I think it's funny that you think doing tren will get you finnish soccer girls
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>>36994647
>that guy who seems pretentious as fuck and would look like a nu male if he was skinny
>that guy who can't help but stare at every girl's ass, even when they are ugly
>that guy mires bigger guys with a sociopathic facial expression.
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>>37005468
You condescending fuck
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>>36994647
>that guy that never makes eye contact, and always lifts alone

thats /fit/ in a nutshell
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>>36995004
Kek
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