It's not the weekend without one.
What the FUCK
>>36992351
>skipping leg day
>>36992575
Sounds like she has too much leg.
I know a fat "body acceptance" advocate from the college debate circuit. He is literally one of the largest people my age I've ever seen, anyone interested in reading his retarded posts and seeing his pictures?
>>36992903
If it's amusing, OC is always welcome.
>>36992903
Yes
>>36992910
>>36992846
I honestly hope someone finds this man and shoots him in the head.
>>36992903
Where do you think we are? Of course we're interested.
2/?
>>36992929
How do I achieve Triangle Mode?
>>36992910
2/??
>>36992910
3/??
>>36992929
He's trying to rebel against gravity.
>>36992910
4/??
>>36992964
>>36992951
It's funny that they have to use prosthetics and advanced special effects just to make a normal person as fat as him.
>>36992910
5/??
I'll start putting up his posts now. There's one where he apologizes to everyone for exercising and going to the gym because he feels like he betrayed the body acceptance "movement."
>>36992951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
>>36993002
You're my nigga for the night.
>>36992910
just kidding, full body shot.
>>36992351
What am I even looking at? Did her foot snap off her leg?
>>36993014
that bulking tech
>>36993019
I think the leopard prints are socks. She fell and her leg split open at the calf.
>>36992910
bonus outrage, this person is also white btw.
>>36992903
Do it. Core dump, brother.
>>36992929
>dat hair
>dat beard
He really wants to be hated, doesn't he? He revels in his outsider status.
>>36993016
>button about to burst
>>36992910
here he is getting triggered over microagressions
>>36993040
fat and a cuck
>>36993059
What the fuck even is microaggression?
>>36992910
criticizing manspreading. think this dude can even spread his legs at this point?
You don't know what bulking is until you've met...BIG MASTADON
40 pizza rolls inhaled in under two minutes. What and be inspired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
>>36993077
He doesn't manspread because he already takes up two chairs
>>36993059
>Ableism
Jesus fucking Christ, these people exist. I don't find this funny, it's frightening.
>>36992910
here he is getting mad at uber for not accommodating his fat ass. notice how he is always (metaphorically) bending over backwards to apologize whenever someone's comment might indicate they disagree with him. guy has no backbone
>>36993069
Anything you don't like that you can blame on some *ism. McDonalds didn't put mustard on your burger? It's a microaggression because obviously blacks don't like mustard.
>>36993069
When someone says something that is not a big deal and will literally not change anything for anyone and is in all likelihood just a joke or people trying to break the ice but it still offends you anyway
>>36993079
Bloody hell...he's out of breath just from explaining what he's about to do.
>>36993059
That shit is annoying, though. Extroverts always act like being introverted is a disorder.
>>36993098
>>36993103
Oh ok so it's just a way for thin-skinned overly-sensitive people to say that they're offended by something trivial and inconsequential.
America's fucked.
>>36993095
>obesity
>a disability
>>36993110
It is a disorder. Being afraid of other people isn't normal.
>>36992910
here he is getting mad at other people for trying to make language more inclusive for retarded people. these people eat their own and won't even count the calories.
also sorry for the shitty way of setting this one up, i didnt know how to get the full comment chain in there without zooming out too much
>>36993098
Toppingism is a serious offense, shitlord. Did you know how the ketchup patriarchy has been oppressing the pickle farmers of the world? Clearly not.
#allcondimentsmatter
>>36993121
Well it DOES make you disabled
It's a completely reversible disability but a disability still
>>36993126
> these people eat their own and won't even count the calories.
Alright, this line made me giggle. Good fucking on you.
>>36992910
not that bad but for some reason this dude gets upset over really inconsequential shit
>>36993144
I think he just likes being angry
There are lots of people like that
>>36993079
>1400 calories eaten in 2 minutes
I'm genuinely impressed
>>36992910
guy can't look good no matter how hard he tries
>>36993144
Ok, this one I agree on. Petting and touching service dogs can really do a lot to de-program them and can fuck up the person's whole day because the animal doesn't work right.
So yeah, he's ok here. Petting a service dog is like stealing someone's glasses.
>>36993126
English is my second language and ive always thought i was good at it but i had no idea of this one word "ableist"
I still dont know what they are suggesting
>>36993157
>>36993170
How is this even possible?
>>36993173
Ableist is to disabled as racist is to race, like sexism is to sex. Hope that helps.
>>36993167
fair enough
>>36992910
a fan favorite
>>36993173
English is my second language too
It means it discriminates against people with disabilities
>>36993145
yesss more reality checks
>>36993084
Just looked up what manspreading is. I do this, my female friends got annoyed when we were travelling and eating out every night because I subconsciously take up a lot of room with my legs and elbows.
It is kinda rude.. didn't realise it was a tumblr thing now.
>>36992910
how to justify your inability to take care of yourself
you guys want me to keep going or have you had enough
>>36993190
Plain, unseasoned, boiled sprouts are AWFUL.
>>36993163
>Green eggs and ham Day
>>36993191
My girlfriend complains that I take too much leg room under the table and put my elbows on the table.
Thing is I'm a full foot taller than she is and can't fit my legs under the table
>>36993194
This one is kind of right
Makes me want to punch a normie in the face when they suggest this shit
>>36993182
>>36993186
Ah, so thats what it means
Thanks bros
>>36993194
Keep it to fat relevant things. The last to you've posted are actually true.
>>36992951
>make KFC great again
>>36993191
I think guys being all over the place is cute desu
Not sure why
>>36993223
yeah he seems more like a generic virtue signaller than a fat advocate
>>36993069
buying DLC weapons on steam
>>36993131
Problem is when they start using the terminology reserved for people who are legitimately handicapped they start to believe they are too.
>>36993059
>unironically using the word ableism
Spastics
>>36993235
underrated
>>36993246
That went in like a full 8 to 9 inches. You'd have to have a Major League Baseball Official Bat sized penis just to fuck her.
>>36993223
ill try, but ill throw in more ableism stuff too since it's so intertwined wit that. he focuses more on general albiesm than fat shaming but that's in there too. i'll only try to post the most egregious stuff.
>>36992910
>>36992995
he looks like kenny in kenny vs spenny during the "who can carry the most weight" competition where kenny wore the prosthetics and fatsuit
>>36993262
That's her leg not her vadge you pervert
She does have a boyfriend tho
And a really cute face
>>36993266
Stick to fat. This is Fat Ass Tales, /fat/.
>>36993197
I don't think they're awful enough to make you break down in tears, though.
>>36993182
>>36993173
Don't feel bad. I had to look it up too.
Ableism is discrimination against people with disabilities, and the favouring of "normal" people who have "able" bodies. The ableist worldview sees disabilities as a bad thing - an error or a failing -instead of as a simple consequence of human diversity, similar to race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or gender.
Thus, the guy born deaf should not be 'fixed' by modern medicine because there is nothing wrong with him. You wouldn't fix a black man's skin, who why fix a disabled person's body?
>>36993278
very well
>>36992910
>>36993266
I'm not white and not american and actually a leftist yet somehow someway I'm cheering for Trump in this whole mess.
Must be the memes getting to me
>>36993275
>attracted to whales
>>36993173
Dude,
Most native English speakers have almost zero idea what ableist means, especially in the convoluted ways that SJWs use it. Half the time when people are trying to accommodate cripples, the SJWs come out and say it's ableist.
No one really understands, not even the sjws.
I'm not even a red pill type either; I don't discriminate against anyone, even these people, but the positions they take strike me as bizarre.
>>36993285
> literally clapped
How to know when your friends are retarded
>>36993281
>The ableist worldview sees disabilities as a bad thing - an error or a failing
But it is isn't it? Your body doesn't body the way bodies are supposed to bod.
>>36993296
Nah son. Nature intended to have people who can't walk or see or hear. We just need to learn to accept that.
>>36993288
Seriously, her face is adorable
Look at her lil nose
>>36993016
thats quite a FUPA or FUDA :/
>>36993296
agreed
>>36992910
body positive post
>>36993246
That dog has seen some shit
>>36993296
Being deaf or being a dwarf is not a bad thing. It's just a different thing. So say the SJWs. Deaf people and dwarves and people with progeria are not tragic losers in the genetic draw. They've just part of the natural and normal genetic landscape that makes up our species as a whole.
>>36993323
What the fuck
Why is he choosing to stay miserable
>>36992910
>>36993285
>go back to posting about how upset the airlines make you with their seating arrangements
based austin
>>36992846
hot tbqh
>>36993323
He's right on the fucking edge of getting it. If he had a bro to work out with he'd make it.
>>36993306
>Nature intended to have people who can't walk or see or hear. We just need to learn to accept that.
You got it. The same also applies to people with mental disorders. Bob the schizophrenic deserves the chance to be your tax lawyer or heart surgeon. If you say otherwise you're an ableist shitlord. Now give him the scalpel.
>>36993079
R.I.P buddy
>>36993307
agh yeah I guess. She is pretty cute. Only her face.
>>36993323
if he had a masculine role model he would be a different person
OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I096xCv90eA
>>36993339
>sick and tired of guys hitting on me
riiiiight...
>>36992910
>>36993121
In some ways it's easier to do things like medical retirement now due to disability
>>36993059
>PSA
bet he is a redditor as well
>>36993382
>Love your body
>Treats it like Chernobyl
>>36992910
okay this isn't related to fat shit but he literally thinks the term "Stand" is ableist
>>36993296
Regardless of whether disabilities are a failing, many people with disabilities are more than capable of overcoming their limitations without a tribe of fat fucks telling them that society is discriminating against them. Fucking quadriplegic proved the existence of black holes before tumblr had his back. Labels and -ists and -isms are exclusionary. When I was young I didn't even think that being a girl could limit me until I found out about feminism. Still didn't think about it too much and just got on with it. Pretty successful now. Funny that.
>>36993084
So he fatspreads now?
Discrimination against fit people!
>>36993379
Lotus you sound like a white teenager
>>36993356
>Now give him the scalpel.
Why am I giving a tax lawyer a scalpel? Even if he was my heart surgeon me handing him a scalpel would be weird
>>36993406
That's the irony of these movements. THey start from the idea that minorities are inferior instead of accepting that individuals can be exceptional regardless of their circumstance.
>>36993379
>yeah, i totally stuck it to those corporate fatcats
>>36993406
What do you do?
>>36993391
>thin
>>36993418
Don't question it. You're triggering Bob.
>>36993079
I grew up in the same town as this fat fucker
guess what? he died a few years ago
lmao
>>36993209
Eating right and exercising does help depression though fat fuck.
>>36993391
>Then
>Thin
How can you force your own mind to perceive yourself as thin when you have 2 rolls of jellos as a belly.
I fucking hate whales.
>>36993444
It didn't do shit for me, or to lots of other people in this very board, and basically normie get out
>>36993422
This Belle actor really creeps me out for some reason
>>36993414
Raised in the burbs, what can I say...
>>36993425
Not really, just dodging the angry black male stereotype pushed by and obese night manager threatened when confronted about her passive aggression.
>>36993358
>>36993443
wow. did he smell bad?
>>36993426
Started a business at 23, got full investment and that. Didn't even have to suck a dick for the privilege.
>>36993422
It's the focus on otherness rather than just letting people achieve their own success without it being about who or what they are. I'm going to be contacting the press soon about the company to get it out to the general public and if I get a single article all about me being female I will die inside.
>>36993422
"These people are equal in every way, so that's why we have to speak out in their defense."
>>36993173
Able-ist.
As in not dis-able.
>>36993469
Because she's too perfect.
>You'll never be swole like Gaston, a pure Prole like Gaston, you'll never make a bitch your dick whole like Gaston
>>36993478
What business
Oh and you're a girl. I thought you were disabled. I can't read
>>36993422
Really? noone else saw the "this princess wears running shoes" thing printed on her shirt?
>>36993460
Fite me irl pussy.
>boo hoo I'm sad
Fuckin queer
>>36993496
Really
No one saw the punchline but you
Good job
>>36993488
>>36993492
Online business helping people make easy sustainable choices. Selling eco friendly products and giving advice.
Never forget, Elon Musk is only sending a million to Mars. Plebs will be left with the mess.
>>36993497
Get fucked and mind your business
>>36993510
You're classist and elitist, shame on you
>>36993170
Ha i took that photo about 10 years ago. Peterborough UK bus station!!!
Cant believe that's still around
>>36993524
>million sent to Mars
>millionaires sent to mars
This is after they have sent some poor folk to get it sorted for them first, who might die in the process.
>>36993536
I'm referring to the use of the word "pleb"
>>36993534
legend
>>36993225
10/10 would build wall around
>>36993548
Kek in Britbong there was a thing called 'plebgate' coz a police constable or whatever called poor people plebs. Was shit funny.
>>36993548
I'm a pleb, so I'm allowed to use the term.
>>36993505
the easiest thing you can tell one of these types is this:
Go find a shy submissive and emotional guy who is shorter than you and date him. Smash the patriarchy.
>>36993583
That's still problematic.
>>36993191
It is kinda rude BUT how is this fat Fuck even complaining about it if he takes up more room than anyone else?
>>36993382
>embrace and love your body
>little known fact, the human skeleton thrives when two to three times the average weight is distributed over its structure
>>36993505
These words...fucking hell
its like they are inventing a diffrent language
>Well quite if you dont festisio the flimflam on a jibberjabber you sir are quite the doohickey and i have a malunkey upon with to smite thee
>>36993604
Stop trying to silence me shitlord
>>36993510
What's the name of it? Since you said you're going to approach the press I want to keep an eye on it
>>36993209
Yeah you're right just isolate yourself and stay in, don't make an effort to change your situation or improve your lifestyle.
Fucking idiot.
>>36993460
It helped me, but I had to get my meds sorted too. And once they were sorted it was easier to have motivation to exercise. The more small positive changes I made to ALL ASPECTS (food + exercise + therapy + medication) the more positive things got.
>>36993657
I already do all of that shit, and nowhere I said "don't even try"
It doesn't fix anything
That's my point retard
>>36993639
Catch-Up (search catch-up eco) we are still populating the site with products and that so be nice.
High test
>>36993396
>ABLEIST WA ORE NO STANDO DA
>ORAORAORAORAORA
>>36993661
The gym and the food I miss if I skip it for a while but objectively it doesn't do shit for me. It's all in the meds. Really wish people didn't put so much fear mongering on psych meds
>>36993396
Honestly that guy must be so fucking depressed and feel like a massive piece of shit on the inside. I don't want to be in his skin, especially not once his card house of delusions breaks down and he has to confront reality. Try to be nice to him, Anon, he needs it.
>>36993014
This is such a turn on. What the fuck is wrong with me
I dont understand the need to hate fat people, im fit as fuck and fat people literally dont exist to me, their pretty much invisible, i dont think of them or interact with them at all
>>36993674
So you're telling me you'd be better off with a shit diet, no fitness and no human interaction?
>>36993690
I lift because I like it but never got any actual mood enhancement out of exercise until I started doing cardio, like swimming and running.
>>36993059
Heightened state of Dan
>>36993707
No, I'm saying that have these things in check still doesn't fix depression
Try to read the words I'm a actually typing instead of just making theories in your head anon
>>36993674
>It doesn't fix anything
Im depressed too and it helps me, doing shit eases it and helps me focus on things and even if its not a cure it still is better than feeling like shit
If it doesnt work for you fine, but there is nothing wrong with suggesting something that could improve or even cure it
And you did say that you wanted to punch normies in the face when they suggest it so...
>>36992951
>save the whales
Everytiem
>>36993705
it's when they cross over into actively spreading misinformation and trying to augment standards of beauty that grinds our gears
>>36993720
The "normie" post never even implies that the measures completely fix depression, but that they are scientifically extablished to boost mood and ebb depression.
Why would you hate on people who are trying to give genuine advice?
>>36993741
Working out and fitness is an addiction like anything else. It just happens to be a good one.
>>36993731
>And you did say that you wanted to punch normies in the face when they suggest it so...
It does, because they always act exactly like people are acting here, as if it's a super simple thing to fix that you can easily get over if only you had the brilliant idea of doing all of these easy things (that you're already doing)
Basically I'm sick of hearing it
>>36993016
Large fat in its natural habitat. A sty of small fats follows in its wake, eating up any spare food.
>>36993382
>Love your body
He "loves" his body the way an abusive husband loves his wife.
He "loves" his body the way a crack addict loves sucking dick.
Love, is not abuse, love is not indulgence. Discipline is love, introspection is love, self control and self improvement are the greatest forms of love. Love is a seed that was made to grow, not sit in a pot of dirt.
>>36993534
>mfw I live near Peterborough
>>36993756
Alright i can respect that youre tired of hearing about it and some people are retards when it comes to "suggesting" things and we all have our pet peeves i guess
I want to yell at people who suggest i should get tinder whenever my prolonged single status comes up in a convo so i shouldnt judge
>>36993756
>I'm fucking tired of all the perks
>I've tried nothing, everything works
>>36993779
What?
>>36993126
>Dumb means, mute
>Idiot means brain damaged
Somehow these words are better than "retard"
>>36993797
Just say retard and get it over with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBoKxEcVAA
>>36993131
Imagine if you could regrow a limb with a good diet, or restore your sight with a brisk jog. I don't really have a point, I just wish the world worked that way.
>>36993814
Its the evolution of language man. Retard was originally a politically correct term, so was spastic and handicap.
>>36993857
how did she get in the building?
>>36993863
Walked. The cart spreads the fat.
>>36993797
In Dan's defence, I think that's the point he was making
>>36993863
She was born there, spent all her life there
>>36993323
I feel bad for the guy, he's conflicted and upset
>>36993040
>I'm skeptical of "allies" that keep using snapchat after this
>literally rebelling not just against people that aren't only not extreme enough for you, but people who aren't extreme enough because they use a fucking social photo app
please tell me this isn't what my country has come to
>>36993888
There's always been morons who act like this.
Nowadays they get to announce their stupidity to the world rather than the just the poor bastards around them.
>>36993888
It's genuinely kind of concerning because they're actively pushing back race relations.
>>36993857
you should carry around a wedge door stopper for opportunities like these to shove it under her wheel
>>36993685
Keking Jojo/10
>>36993209
>>36993422
I think Belle is afraid of catching fat from her.
>>36993123
There is a difference between being introvert and having social anxiety. Introvert are not afraid of people, put value alone time more than extroverts.
>>36993173
English is my native language and I always assumed it meant "an action or person or thing that enables some other action, person, or thing."
So like, a hammer enables me to drive in a nail. The hammer is an ableist in that way. Similarly, if I always give my already morbidly obese friend lots of food, then I am enabling him to continue being morbidly obese. I am an ableist in that way.
I have no idea if that's what it's supposed to mean but everyone I see it used, this definition works.
>>36993422
i'd still fuck the fatty over that Belle
/hightest/ 4lyfe
>>36993441
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>36994173
God thing you will do neither.
>>36994184
>god thing
>>36994214
>>36994184
Holy shit.
>>36993685
Fucking Kek
>>36993016
I thought that sign spelled 'GAIN' at first
>>36993657
It's not that those things aren't helpful.
People with severe depression still likely won't do them on their own, though. Those suggestions help with stuff like dysthymia where your depression is mild but chronic. Someone on the ass end of manic depression or severe depression being told this is retarded.
>>36993285
>Go back to posting about how airlines upset you with their seating arrangements
SAVAGE
>>36993460
that's because you are half assed
See, I'm willing to bet and I don't care if you deny it, you probably don't push yourself very hard and you eat the same thing every day (usually chicken and brown rice)
You keep up with going to the gym, but in reality you are just going through the motions of a healthy life without ever really putting stock in yourself.
You can change the surface easily, but changing anything deeper requires perspective. You still haven't ever really poured yourself into something you care about. That's the root of all these tumblr faggots, they don't care about anything related to themselves, so they piss whine and moan about things they think they should care about without even understanding the reason why.
You are still a soft half assed person. Like a great majority of this board. To gain courage, you have to have courage.
>>36993679
Neat.jpg
>>36993016
Now you'll tell me it's not genetics, right? Look at the whole family. It's clearly genetics.
>>36993323
I'd put money on him either being raised by a single mother or a pussy for a dad. Fucker needs a male role model
>>36993323
god he just needs a push
I actually want to help him. That post is heart wrenching.
The tunnel is only so long, if he could have some real bro support I know he can push through his limitations
>>36993939
I love how when minorities have an opinion differing to these idiots, they say that they've 'internalised' oppression or whatever the fuck. Effectively silencing any opposing thoughts that these people have.
Its as if we've gone full circle, and that we're still in the 50's but with fancier toys.
>>36993307
>half nazi buzzcut on a female
dropped
fucking degenerates, the macklemore "nazi youth" faggot haircut is so 2012.
>>36993278
>fat ass tales
>/fat/
new general name? or just new name for /fps/?
>>36993374
>I'm still being Jew'd by an angle shot in the current year
good goy
I have stories from work
>Have Co-worker
>she is about 5'5 at most
>weighs well over 200 pounds
>Really good at her job despite this
>But she thinks she is this great health guru
>Tries to tell me about being a vegan all the time
>Anon dont you know that the secret to health is purple veg?
>Anon lifting and eating meat is worse for you that being obese science proves it!
Fuck me I want to kill myself but she is really good at her job and I dont want to upset her (family business and all, need good workers from outside)
>>36993534
That's cool AF if true.
>>36993374
>cute
>>36994430
YES
MORE
MORE
>>36993534
>Ha i took that photo about 10 years ago.
And you're still here. Time to re-evaluate your life decisions
>>36992351
her blood is as thick as corn syrup
>>36994632
Tbh mad respect for losing all that weight. Shame about the lose skin.
>>36993857
love how the guy behind her tries to ram her through the door
>>36992351
HAHAHAHA they are slowly killing themselves because they are fat. This is truly amazing and it's not even a 'heart attack' or a clot or generally a fat disease.
>>36993059
>Why do humans human
good question acutally
>>36993756
>>36993674
>>36993209
I understand how you feel. I didn't feel much like dieting and exercising until I had a health scare. Like, my doctor would suggest I exercise more but it is hard when you're depressed, like, what's the point? To be fair, I still feel shit but at least the pressure (on a day to day level) isn't as bad as it was, since I now have the confidence to go outside.
>>36993285
fuck yeah austin
>>36993177
When you get to be a certain amount overweight and you're also inflexible, wiping your own ass can become very difficult; even impossible for some.
Just ask /plg/
>>36993190
Who cries and gags when they have to eat something they don't want to?
fuck fat people
>>36993190
I have the exact same reaction.
>>36994632
>>36993077
>internet collective
How I fucking hate fgts doing this shit. FACEBOOK I NEED YOUR HELP.
>>36993095
> All these people trying to one up eachother on who can be the most offended
This is so interesting. To these people taking offence plays the same social role as banter does to normal people. Instead of everyone taking turns to be funny and build on previous jokes, they take turns finding something offensive and build on eachother's offence.
Honestly must be exhausting living that life senpai. I feel bad for them.
>>36994545
Thanks, been pretty mental but we are getting there.
>>36994730
I don't know why but the smell of cooked mushrooms just make me gag, maybe not cry but still. Although I can still eat them without breaking down
>>36993418
>not understanding anything
>>36994632
that bitch is melting
>>36994724
lmao
>>36994724
>>36994932
>tfw natty and you can't wash your back completely anymore
>>36994184
THIS MAKES ME MAD. LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK. AT. HIS. FACE!!! HE'S HANDSOME AF (NOHOMO). HE'S WASTING HIS HANDSOME FACE ON A WALRUS BODY WHILE SOME OF THE MOST HARDWORKING /FIT/IZENS LOOK LIKE DISFIGURED TROLLS WITH MUSCLES.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>36994730
Children.
>>36993190
I think there would be a more positive reaction from her if they had given her some broccoli or carrot.
>>36993190
even though sprouts taste like shit, its not like you cant eat them without breaking down like a 5 year old.
>>36993779
I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU
NOTICE ME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
WONDER WHAT THE FUCK I DO
>>36995009
yeah but they went full gross veggies to produce an extreme response for our amusement.
And it worked. we were fucking amused.
>>36994893
>female body is the purest form of art you will ever see
So the sole purpose of females is to look good?
>>36994730
funny story, cold tomato sauces make me gag really bad. I might even tear up.
Not sure why, I honestly would say foods like spaghetti and such are among my favorites. Not sure why when its cold it has such an effect
