When the fuck did my ass get this fucking fat? This is goddamn disgusting and I'm ashamed as fuck of myself for letting myself get all nasty and cellulitey. Posting this openly as a wake up call to myself. I used to be hot. Now I'm soft. When did you realize you were a fat fuck (or skell) and what motivated you to get off your ass for the first time?
Yikes. I guess your time is now. Go get hot.
>>36990439
Your power point is my irl reaction
>>36990439
What is the true purpose of this thread? Pointless personal bashing.
>>36990439
can't tell if male or female, but either way that's a terrible ass, mate. Lay off the sweets and do some lifting.
>>36990439
guess it's time for a sex change OP
and for sake of thread, when I stepped on the scale and I was overweight for the first time. Didn't want it to get out of control
>>36990466
Shitty self esteem combined with seeing myself in a full length mirror for the first time in months.
>>36990468
That fat distribution and pelvis width is clearly female. Unless the male has a very bad hormonal imbalance through puberty and currently.
>>36990470
So I should be a man now, then? /grill
>>36990439
If female, i would totally destroy that ass
>>36990439
I just realized my hips and ass are darker than my legs....W.T.F.?
Help plox
>>36990439
gross you also have the ass of a female whatever did you do to yourself? Beer?
>>36990488
Granny fetishist pls go
>>36990439
oh my... I want to grab that ass with both hands!
>>36990439
jesus bro lay off the soy and donuts plus youve got fucked hips
>>36990466
If it was a dude posting this thread you would have told him to kill himself and read the sticky 3 times by now
>>36990485
>nobody realizes OP is a woman
It's like you desperately want to show everyone that /fit/ is full of underage fags
>>36990439
>>36990515
>>36990503
>>36990470
Do you faggots really think that's a dude? Have you never seen a woman's ass before? Jesus.
LONDON
ONDON
NDON
DON
ON
N
Is this a girl or a guy I cant tell damn whatever it is you are fucked when you get older better find a husband/wife asap
>lifting for girls
>>36990567
>Not wanting to lift dat ass
>>36990439
Get your diet under control.
Start lifting.
Read the fucking sticky.
>>36990567
Fucking Faggot
Who cares why you do it as long as YOU GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND LIFTTT!!!!
>>36990439
I'm gonna need to see this bent over for further inspection, I really just can't tell from the lighting. For science, of course.
>>36990557
ithn't /fit/ a gayboard? why would anyone here want to thee a woman's athh?
>>36990439
srsly OP, like 4 weeks of squats and glute exercises, a bit of core work, dieting and drinking lots of water and you'll look like a fucking goddess again in no time.
And sidenote, I'd still smash dat ass, and I'm not a bad looking guy to put it nicely :)
>>36990439
brehs...
>>36990644
I appreciate it, dude. I definitely need to drink more water and move more. Being sedentary is fucking me over. Maybe I'll buy a bike...
>>36990439
At least you are not a nigger.
>>36990439
>>36990694
or you could, you know, LIFT
>>36990694
imo biking isnt really good for maintaining the butt, which you honestly have god-tier genetics for with those hips, not to mention you dont wanna lose too much body fat (I'm willing to bet you're a 36-B or C cup?) cuz that'll just kill the perkiness to your breasts as well as suck away dem hips (unf). I'm tellin you, DEEP squats, leg curls, calf extensions, and lots of core work to burn those calories, NOT cardio. You'll thank me for it later :)
>>36990731
Tru.
>>36990721
I'm a black girl and this offends me
>>36990750
Then go back to Africa.
>>36990439
>>36990740
This isn't bad advice at all, but cardio should still be in there somewhere. Fat loss is still a goal for this person, and besides, cardiac health is a good thing.
>>36990439
>tfw theres probably a disgusting ape on this board who find that attractive
>he calls people irish
>>36990740
>>36990772
I never even left
>>36990439
>When did you realize you were a fat fuck and what motivated you to get off your ass for the first time?
when i weighed myself and saw that the number on the scale started with a 3 and realized that i would probably die from complications of obesity if i didn't do something about it
>>36990644
>and I'm not a bad looking guy to put it nicely :)
>>36990439
H I G H T E S T
>>36990795
well damn then post tits what are you waiting for
>>36990799
Get off the Internet created by non-niggers
>>36990795
lol no fuckin way. you're a lucky, LUCKY woman
pics? ahaha i got snapchat, i can snap back
Cody2Posh
>>36990825
Nah
>>36990795
>>36990740
>you honestly have god-tier genetics for with those hips
Holy shit this
Wtf op I would fuck you so bad if you where not so flabby
>>36990795
POST DEM BIG OL TITIIESSS!!!
>>36990439
How do fat people let themselves get bigger than this? Like. This is 10lbs max overweight. I just don't understand the denial you fat pieces of shit are in to get so fat in the first place.
>>36990843
People love sucking down sugary drinks and greasy food. They get addicted to it I think. Don't even think past the high of high calorie tasty goodness.
>>36990843
(OP) Yeah, I'm aiming to lose at least 10lbs. I'm 133 and literally the heaviest I've ever been. I'm way more comfortable at 113-120. According to BMI I'm totally within normal though, ha (I realize that BMI is bullshit, I recognize that I have a fat ass.)
>>36990843
>How do fat people let themselves get bigger than this? Like. This is 10lbs max overweight. I just don't understand the denial you fat pieces of shit are in to get so fat in the first place.
Projected the fat guy.
>>36990826
lol cuck
God damn.
I'd make that ass clap.
Just fuck my shit up senpai
Whoa this fucking thread
I really wish half the people on /fit/ would commit suicide
>>36990888
OP, I'm a 5'3/23/118 pounds. I used to weight around 127 a few months ago. Was super self conscious because of the cellulite on my legs. Just watching my caloric intake, cutting out sugar and snacks, and focusing on actual nutrition instead of whatever I felt like eating went a long way. (I am very active at my job, bike often, walk everywhere, lift sometimes) Exercising will definitely get you there faster and build strength. But diet has to change above all else. Bought myself a new bikini as a reward this week. It pays off. :)
>>36990817
I don't think that guy is unattractive desu
unflattering giant glasses and subpar skin at worst.
>>36990925
>>36990888
You guys aren't fooling me everyone knows no women actually lurk these boards. Almost had me though.
>>36990921
you want to see something sad? look at the post counter
61 posts, only 30 different IPs
it's a cuckfest up in here
>>36990941
2 posts per thread isn't that bad; I don't get it.
I would lick that asshole. Buy i have not been laid in 3 weeks.
>>36990941
>>36990953
It's really not desu
You should check out Commie /sci/
>>36990439
>>36990795
>its an appeal to whores thread
Whatever happened to disregard women, acquire aesthetics?
>>36990981
You're right, we should all go and jerk off to Channing Tatum with you, bro
>>36990439
>Used to be hot
No, you were above average american maybe.
>mfw pic related is your above average northern mexican, aka regia.
>>36991031
Built the wall, pancho.
If you're a women then you literally have the perfect base. Your ass may look shitty right now because of cellulite, but here's the deal: Try to maintain the bodyfat level you have right now, but fill out the saggy cellulite skin by adding muscle mass on your glutes and legs. Do squats and once you have added enough volume in your lower body via muscle, you'll have a literal 10/10 ass.
>>36991031
>mfw no face when
>>36991031
you wish, pedro
>>36990439
>>36990795
>saw myself from behind for the first time today
>measured at 33-25-35 in (83-64-90 cm)
>tfw born the wrong gender for aesthetics
>>36991106
holy shit you look like a woman
>>36991091
Thats southern mexican they meztizo as fuck. Too much injun blood. Norteno ftw.
>>36991118
>differentiating your race
yeah no, juanon. you're the same.
>>36990439
>>36991127
Because american is a race right. Also im done ive got a party with castizas in an hour.
>>36990439
Sucks to be you OP. I started 6 months ago and I have a bigger and better ass than you.
>you used to be hot
Thats what happens when you think youre the shit and fall behind because you depend on your looks
>>36991140
enjoy cleaning toilets jorge night shift about to start
>>36991150
Nope. I do electrical for hydraulic assisted robots in a honeywell plant. Im only 25. Enjoy welfare brah.
>>36991143
Hwat did I just read
>>36990817
>tfw he looks a lot like my ex-boyfriend
>tfw my brain immediatley goes into sugar-mama mode and I want to hold him and love him
>>36991106
become trap pls
>>36991167
You're THAT easy huh
>>36990439
Im a guy and have a cuter butt lol.
>>36991159
That's where you sweep and snake toilets? How did you get clearance? Fake SSN?
>>36990439
Katie?
>>36990439
Oh, hai, Rachel.
>>36991167
damn you must be a beast to go with a man like that. dont post pics please
>>36991167
>Dating a obviously visible low test male.
If hes a beta im sure youre a catch.
>>36991189
Ah, highschool days.
He was an ultra beta.
Furry, brony, deviantart account, neckbeard, fedoras, you name it.
It started out as a pity date and then lasted a year and three months because every time id try and leave he would start cutting himself again.
>>36990468
Only girls get cellulite
Kek these fucking beaners fighting eachother thinking they are close to being fucking white
>>36991205
> high school days
>brony
just because you're a year removed from high school doesnt make you any less of a beast
>>36990439
A big ass is not a problem. The problem is that women that have big asses are often big in every other way. No straight man has ever called an ass "too big" on a woman with less than a 30 inch waist.
So this is an attention whore thread, right?
>>36991219
Swede here. When i see murkans think theyre not manlets I find it funny. Girls here are 5'11 on average.
At least you're not as bad as me, OP.
I'm rooting for ya, so don't give up! And try not to be too hard on yourself, you want to get fit with a healthy mindset, not a loathing, self-hating one. It'll only make you depressed and hold you back!
Good luck!
>CAPTCHA: milkshake
y u do dis?
OP we're gonna need to see your feet to figure out the best routine for you.
>>36991267
Don't you have a bull you should be prepping?
>>36990439
HNNNNGGGG!!!!
Holy shit! I would fuck your anus so hard it's not even funny.
I hope you're a crier.
10/10 cellulite PAWG.
>>36991255
>Think of all the other guys!
Fucking why? What the fuck? You don't even donate to starving animals.
>>36991267
We really don't care what you think, Mohammed El-Stockholmi Thorenssenistani.
>>36990439
Get your squat up to LMAO4playt and see if your ass doesn't look better
>>36991336
fuckin kekd at that name
>>36991360
Thanks.
>>36991118
Fucking dumbass mexican
Even your whitest "Northen Mexican" isn't even close to the AVERAGE Argentinan let alone non nigger American.
>>36991031
How do I get an ass like this
>>36990795
So is Op gonna post some boobies or what?
>>36991255
Obviously not, since attention whoring requires someone to be flaunting something they're proud of.
It's a self-flagellation thread meant to set the op on the straight and narrow. Same reason as whenever I feel unmotivated, I look at fat hate threads to remind myself of why I never want to be back there again.
>>36990750
post ass please
>>36991448
Found the nigger
Go outside for 5 minutes and you can get a nigger girl to show you her bare ass since most of them are already self hating fucks who want date white dick because they know they are inferior.
>>36990843
Mental illness. For real.
>>36991267
>Swede here.
>Girls here are 5'11 on average.
perfect for basketball americans
>>36991466
Why are you being hostile?
>>36991106
Damn, femanon here is jelly of your measurements. Post front pls
>>36991442
>Obviously not, since attention whoring requires someone to be flaunting something they're proud of
Not really
All it takes is a retard who wants attention, good or bad
>>36990795
gonna need some boobspics, OP. For my homework
>>36991493
? It's the truth desu with you senpai
You either accept it or try and bring others down.
>>36991299
Wtf is PAWG?
>>36991531
Phat ass white girl.
I can't believe I just had to explain that to someone.
>>36991523
Are you okay?
>>36991563
Um.... yes... are you?
>>36991505
True, I guess. I just don't personally understand people who can thrive off negative attention.
>>36991563
>>36991573
Damn anons just kiss already.
>>36991531
phat ass white girl
>>36991589
I would rather not touch a nigger plox
>Americans think this is a normal weight
I wish every poster here would have to send a picture of themselves with their post, so we could see all these fatasses and DYELs making up excuses for themselves.
This thread is a trip.
>>36991466
I'm Irish/Polish
not sure what your problem is, just looking for some ass mang
>>36991583
You're one of these people so maybe you should get to know yourself better
>>36991618
Stop being mean
>>36990439
imagine slamming into her frumpy tight asshole
i need high test gf lads
>>36990843
If you resort to food for comfort, well, that is just as bad as alcohol for stress/anxiety managment.
I'm going out on a limb here and say you are late teens/ early 20's? your HGH, and T is lower as you age, a cheeseburger goes straight to your hips man or female unless you have a disciplined diet/exercise plan and that is after you are dealing with kids, a job, other committements. Just saying it gets harder and unmanageable, some people flat out don't care anymore about being a fitness model.
For some, what is the point, past 30? You'll be faced with these decisions soon enough. My advice to you - go eat cake and slam Guinness right now while you still can, real talk.
>>36990439
Trim off them cellulite and hop on this dick, fuckboy. Your body is literally made for dick
>>36991687
Topkek
Fuck off back to your coconut house in niggerdom Africa Jamal
>>36991763
What did I just say, anon
Play nice
>>36991769
Make me nigger.
>reminder this is what most girls look like
i honestly can't find a reason to go after girls anymore
too bad i'm not gay
>>36991780
Good job mate I did not see that answer coming at all
>>36991794
Good job mate I did not see that answer coming at all
Please KYS niggers, nobody wan't you and you would be making the world a better place.
>>36991814
Since you said please I might consider it
>>36991658
>pronouns
By "this" i assume you mean OPs post?
>>36991255
>Why is that guy wearing a headset?
>It's not a headset it's part of the latest pull down!
>oh I didn't even see that xd
>>36991817
>>36990439
>When the fuck did my ass get this fucking fat?
If there's anything to learn from this, it's that people really ought to spend more time naked. It is incredibly easy to fall into that trap of thinking you're doing alright physically based on your clothing choices and such.
You'd think showering and daily outfit changes would be enough nudity for keeping ones self awareness in check, but it really isn't.
>>36991412
You people look retarded.
And you talk like you're gargling penis.
>>36991990
Argentinans?
>>36990439
Read the sticky jesus
>>36991997
Yep
>>36990439
>I used to be hot
Lol doubt it
>>36990488
same. a lil cellulite...now that's a nice fetish
>>36990826
Kill yourself, please
>>36992011
>And you talk like you're gargling penis.
Topfucking kek
Mexicans sound like they mowed to many laws too fast and are out of breath half the time while heavily acting like Niggers
>You people look retarded.
You never leave your 5 foot Manlet country huh?
O well Mexicans are just slef hatting fucks or the really brown ones embrase it so they don't go crazy and claim "hum brown 5 foot beaner people"
You celebrate the lack of moor blood in your "le norther Mexico" yet you hate on Argentina... kill yourself Mexico.
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>>36990439
mashed potato grandma butt/10
lift please.
>>36990799
>tfw posting across the tonal drum network
>>36991412
>Argentina
So how come theres this single "white" enclave in south america??
>>36991205
"never hot" confirmed
stay the fuck out of London you fat pig
>>36992135
There is not
It's full of niggers and immigrants now, don't come here.
>>36991670
>irish
Youre already a nigger.
>>36991412
Jesus they can't even stay out of gang wars on a Chinese cartoon board
>>36990439
>I used to be hot
are you sure about that.
>>36991780
abracadabra, you're nigger
>>36990439
T H I C K
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>>36992147
What's wrong with the Irish?
>implying there is a problem with having a fat ass
>>36992189
There is when it looks like OP's pic
>>36992205
>trying this hard to be edgy
I would destroy that ass, kid.
>>36992205
Looks perfectly fine to me
>>36992183
Potato nigger alcoholics
>>36992220
>>trying this hard to be edgy
How?
>>36992226
Fucking no self respect
Literally give her one month of working out and she will be high test why settle now?
Let he better herself and fell and be healthy again fuck her brains out then.
>>36992248
>settle
>not fucking every piece of ass that walks by
Guess not everyone makes it senpai
>>36990439
How old is this ass?
>>36991504
Strange thing is that i'm not even particularly feminine from the front
hormone levels are all normal (had a rheumato workup done a while back), guess it's just down to shapely genetics
>>36992438
>not even particularly feminine from the front
slap on some tits and you are girly af bro
thankfully in clothes you look high test hot
>>36992477
Holly shit
OP
PLZ POST PICS IN CLOTHES!!!
PLZ
PLZ
PLZ
>>36992438
damn that shoulder to hip ratio is awful sorry dood
>>36992438
Beef up those abs to get a thicker waist.
Guys who are lifting for girls, this is basically it. Happy?
>>36992438
>not even particularly feminine
You just gotta believe in yourself, bro.
>>36992667
This thread got way the fuck off track
Honestly you have nice fat placement and you are standing with no lordosis so it's not as bad as you think. This is me....wish I had more fat in ass....
>>36992742
no way
>>36992770
yes, at least legs are getting better right....right guise??
You think you're better than me?
>>36991106
>>36992438
>fat cunt
Too many big macs, nigga
>>36992742
Where is your bellybutton?
>>36992438
>>36992742
hank hill is that you?
>>36992742
You have a long journey ahead of you.
i'm still waiting for the TRIPLE D titties to be posted, come on famm
how do i get my ass bigger? i have wide hips but but ass is kinda flat :(
my thighs are huge, i guess muscle memory (is muscle memory a meme?) from when i rode horses a few years back
i do 106kg leg press, 56kg hip abduction+adduction and have been working out for like 3 months and my legs are getting bigger but ass staying regular. pls halp senpai
pls be in detroit
>>36992438
Are you sure you don't have Klinefelter's syndrome?
>>36990826
Kys robot cuck
>>36992742
I will pray for you tonight
>>36993400
1. ready sticky
2. google it
3. ???
4. get implants
>>36992667
>>36993400
>works out legs
>"my legs are getting bigger"
>doesn't work out ass
>"why isn't my ass getting bigger?"
It truly is a mystery
>>36990439
the ass was fat
>>36991106
I feel your pain breh.
>>36992438
>not even particularly feminine from the front
>gyno
check
>dyel
check
>extremely broad hips
check
>thick tighs
check
What else could be manly on your body?
>>36992742
>all these thirsty nu-male fucks
lmaoing @ your lives desu
also OP you look like shit, read the sticky dumb slut lol
>>36993514
what exercises to do for ass plz
>>36993567
dick
How do I get a girl like OP?
1pl bench, 2pl squat, 2.5pl DL. Still pretty dyel but since everyone thinks OP looks like shit that should be enough? Please post step by step instructions. This is all I want in life.
>>36993567
Clench it.
>>36993567
Srs, my ass is getting flatter while my thighs get thicker no matter how deep I squat
>>36993543
>>36993578
>Still pretty dyel but since everyone thinks OP looks like shit that should be enough?
Thats not how it works you dumbass
Girl like OP can still get hundres of messages on dating sites from thirsty cunts and gets hit on IRL too, doesnt matter if some guys thinks she looks awful.
Also even if noone else in the whole world wanted her why would she date you?
Your logic is flawed mate
>>36993589
Bitch don't get fat if it won't even go to your ass what the fuck is wrong with you
Watch everything on scooby's channel or something
G-glutes thread?
I would almost prefer a smaller butt and larger shoulders/less hip desu
>>36993601
>Also even if noone else in the whole world wanted her why would she date you?
How the fuck would I know?
>>36992742
You're just (skinny?)fat as fuck and have weird hips. You really should lose that weight and start working your glutes. This is obvious advice but I'm telling you this since you're apparently not following it.
>>36993621
PLEASE BE THE NEW TRAPPY
THE HERO WE NEED
>>36993620
yaaa buddy
>>36993621
how does it make women feel that guys on this site have nicer butts than their fatasses
>>36993641
>them smooth jooicy quads
>>36993621
Dear god start squatting plz. You'll look great.
>>36993627
I squat and deadlift and lift in general so I'm hoping that I'm just too fat for it to show. Plus my fat collects around hips and thighs but skips butt making it look more flat. Hoping with fat loss I will look better.
>>36993666
yeeeeeeeeee
>>36993625
She wouldnt
Now post glutes or gtfo
>>36992742
>hankhill.jpg
kek
>>36993672
You will look great princess don't worry :) Keep up the good work sugar pie :)
well this thread went into highly lewd territory quick
>>36993620
Put on a thong for mommy
>>36993672
Do more glute exercises desu squatting alone won't give you nice butt. The squat = nice butt meme is a meme after all, too many people fall into the trap of only squatting and don't do any isolation exercises
>>36990439
How does someone who isn't that fat have so much cellulite? Is it genetics or does cellulite show up more on women who are just slightly overweight and it's not noticeable on one who's crazy fat most of the time?
You can tell you have a pretty nice butt that will look good once you start working out, though.
>>36993745
Cellulite is 100% pure genetics
Even actually thin girls can have it
>>36993729
Where else could a thread that starts with a picture of a naked butt go
>>36990642
>>36990750
Oh fuck off, faggot.
>>36990439
you are done girl. Nothing will save you from that. Horrible, no chance. Unless extensive plastic surgery. You done.
>>36990439
Get an enema and I'll fuck you in the ass.
>>36993737
who is she?
>>36990439
worst ass i've ever seen
>>36993024
lol'd
>>36993427
>sure you don't have Klinefelter's
I'm sure, have the genetic test to prove it. Sadly it's on a dead early-SSD that i've been trying to revive for a couple days.
>>36993621
Wondering if I should shave my ass too for the hell of it, but read pic related long ago and it stuck with me.
How's life with no ass hair?
>>36990439
>tfw asses like that look good in yoga pants.
>>36993585
yea i thats my problem :( leg press does glutes so wut?
would squats work for someone who's extreme cutting
>>36994319
>extreme cutting
Wut
>>36993737
Just boxer shorts senpai.
>TFW no cougar to boss you around
>>36991728
Ugh. People like you.
Like after 30 you can't still live like 20..
>>36993641
lotus makes my boy possi so wet
>>36994532
>>36994310
he's a fat fuck and yes
>>36993032
nigga that looks like the female player model from rust.
>>36993620
gl00ts all day
>doesn't do anything ever
>why does my body look like shit??? :((((
Every single fucking time.
>>36992667
Holy shit my sides left the atmosphere and have found a wormhole into another dimension.
>>36992742
No ass and flabby
Poor you
