>tfw you have above average HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
Here we go again
>>36989260
Back to >>>/b/ with you.
>>36989260
>tfw you have no gf
>>36990860
Adding to the cancer
>tfw no buff bf
Love these threads, shitposting in its purest form. Keep up the good work
>>36989260
>tfw anon is getting CUNTY with you
>>36989260
>>36991019
LONDON
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>>36991019
shutup you ugly cunt of a slut
>>36989260
>tfw you have BELOW average HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
>walk into the CLUB like the ALPHA MALE i am
>all the girls are instantly MIRIN my GOD like HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
>all the gymcel manlets are JELLY as FUCK
>jump STRAIGHT into the MIDDLE of the DANCEFLOOR
>look a CUTIE straight in her fucking EYE
>strike the ZYZZ pose and SAY
>"HEIGHT"
>do the DOUBLE BICEP POSE and scream
>"FACE"
>THROW my ARMS and LEG IN THE AIR, striking the BRUCE LEE FIGHTING CRANE POSE, and YELL in a HIGH PITCHED CHINESE SHRIEK
>"FRRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE!!"
>cutie FAINTS
>everyone ROARS
>FUCK ALL THE GIRLS IN THE CLUB
>everybody MIRIN
>GENETICS is EVERYTHING
>GENETICS is EVERYTHING
>>36992705
>>strike the ZYZZ
Cringe at these DYEL fucks calling it this. First off Frank Zane started it and is the only one who can do it.
>>36992705
Yeah, haha, I'm sure this happened.
>>36992705
>talking like an Alan Moore comic
>>36992722
Idiot
>>36992785
>2016
>getting reverse trolled