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>>36984455
looks like vomit desu
>>36984463
yeah I use the spoon to cut up the pudding to small pieces so that it mix better with the sauce
>>36984455
5 cups of this shit + 4 loaves of pita bread daily. Doused in olive oil.
I had to quit cold turkey on this cut.
>>36984546
do you make your hummus yourself, if you do, what's the recipe?
>>36984495
You animal
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>>36984455
fuark
chicken wings
>>36984455
Ice cream
>>36984546
That looks really weird.
I'm going to make my own hummus, but replace tahini with peanut butter and see how it works out - tahini is so expensive.
I love hummus though, and red pepper hummus.
Hnng.
There is nothing as powerful as this
>>36984455
ers tu bi hånest
>>36984681
These things are banned in a bunch of schools.
>>36984687
Få ting krenker meg så mye som "ers".
>>36984455
I've never even tried Kos in the first place because I knew I'd turn fat
Guess that was a good choice.
who /homebaking/ here? shit fucks you up for real
>>36984731
no knead bread man that shit is too good
>>36984759
that was a lemon custard tart with pastry made from flour, lard, butter, egg yolks and lemon skin and I think vanilla. the filling is whole eggs, sugar, lemon juice and lemon skin.
this one is a homemade cheesecake
both will fuck you up
>>36984455
What in gods name is this Swedish bullshit
>>36984815
looks like jizz all around the edge
>>36984839
>looks
I have problems...
>hey guys lets make a thread of delicious foods proven to fuck up our diets.
not gunna make it
>Total badass in all situations
>Until there are attractive women present
>2nd from right is perfect
>>36984656
Use almond butter nigger
>>36984882
>vascular system intensifies
ya'll ever eat kidney beans and hot italian sausage? its literally 2 ingredients save water. my dad was a commercial fisherman and they used to eat it all the time for energy and it might be one of the best things i've ever had.
2 large cans of kidney beans (dark or light) with the syrup
2 packages of hot italian sausage (ground or links)
1) boil the sausage if its in casings, if not just brown it like you would beef. you could also open the casings and extract the meat if you don't want to boil then slice it.
2) in a large pot dump the beans (syrup included). Add the cooked meat, make sure you have sliced the sausage if you didn't crumble it. the spices and fat have to mix with the syrup.
3) add water until its about an inch (2-3cm) above the mixture.
4) boil then simmer for a while.
It tastes a lot better after a day in the refrigerator too when it thickens. seriously try this. its fucking phenomenal.
>>36984455
>>36984455
selfmade garlic bread.
this shit makes me crawl for it lel
at least it has protein r-right?
>>36985510
FUCK YES. Cosmic brownies ftw.
>>36985545
>shit tier whiskey tbqhwyrnfam
>>36985560
Good cheese, crackers, and wine. I can eat so much and never want to stop.
double cheese burger with onions, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, american cheese, grilled jalapenos, pickles, bacon.
Holy fuck i could eat these shits for every meal for every day for all of my life and I wouldn't ever get enough.
>>36985617
>grilled jalapenos
five guys?
>>36985562
kill yourself, nothing better than Irish whiskey, you pussy
>>36984455
Hold ud og hav målet for oje
>>36985573
>>36985632
>jameson
>good
nice try familia. you are a slave to the brands. i bet you think captain morgan is the best rum too
>>36984455
Delicious
>>36985632
except scottish whiskey
>>36984455
Is that vomit?
>>36985652
>i know my booze is good because of how expensive it is
>>36985652
Jameson is just example you insufferable twat, generally Irish whiskey >>>>>> any other whiskey
>>36984882
I found my new fetish, thanks /fit/.
>>36985752
where did i imply that more expensive = better? if anything you do with your piss water whiskey for 59.99 a bottle
frozen banana, peanutbutter, milk and protein smoothies.
they taste like ice cream, but they're about 500 calories.
>>36985771
then you should've elaborated instead of posting a picture with just one brand and saying "i crawl for this shit (aka jameson)"
>>36985652
jameson IS good, though.
scotch is disgusting.
I drink white label beam, it's cheap ass bourbon, but it's delicious.
>>36984455
I know that feel op.
I can never resist my yoghurt crab.
>>36985752
i wish they had made it more clear this movie was going to be solely about alcoholism. i watched it alone with a 12pack and by the end i felt like i was going to cry because i wanted to finish the beer i bought but the movie made me feel so shit.
>>36985791
That actually looks good as fuck.
I'm going to stuff a bell pepper with tuna salad right fucking now.
>>36984455
>trailmix
>cheese curds
>cinnamon almonds
>boneless wings
>peanut butter
>chocolate milk
>pan fried walleye
>>36985630
nah just a local joint, I've always wanted to try 5 guys though
anything that's chewy or crunchy
>>36985777
hnnngg
>>36985556
>soy
>>36985617
get a jalapeno crunch at steak and shake.
add bacon.
fuck they're delicious
>>36985788
we used to call them negerzoenen (nigger kisses) here
Bison burgers and pretzels
I don't even know how many calories this is
It's the single greatest thing I've ever tasted and I can make it at home
Shit sells for like $1.99 when its on it's sell by date too so essentially I'm getting 2 burgers for 2 dollars and whatever else the ingredients cost (not much)
>>36985827
>>36985810
Is chocolate milk that bad? I have atleast a glass a day.
>>36985869
my neighbor owns pasture in the country where he keeps "beefalo" cow/bison hybrids. goddamn, it's delicious meat.
>>36985878
that's just dark cause he used chocolate whey, i typically use vanilla.
but chocolate milk isn't that bad for you. it's basically just milk.. but with some added sugar. it's a pretty decent workout recovery drink.
>>36985836
whats so bad about soy protein?
> inb4 it gives you tits
>>36985910
total noob here, isn't a bit of sugar better pre-workout?
>>36985878
>chocolate milk
>>36986042
>shitposts
>>36985784
don't we all crawl after decent amount of whiskey anyway? besides, as long as it fucks you up proper brand doesn't matter
>>36986056
>still responded
>>36984707
Why?
>>36986071
you got me.
>>36985915
I dunno, research it yourself
Something something estrogen
>>36986234
why would I? I dont care, but /fit/ seems to hate soy protein for some reason
>>36986234
pretty sure the effect of dietary estrogen is overrated
Burgers
Fried shrimp
Onion Rings
Blooming Onions
Strong alcohol that goes down easy
I straight up can't say no to the first four. The last always fucks me up when I'm out on the town.
Sometimes I'm just going about my day and I remember onion rings and burgers and I don't feel comfortable until I eat them.
>>36986289
You're the one drinking it not me, it'd be in your best interest to have knowledge about what you're putting into your body
This
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>36986377
>300 calories, mostly vegetables and broth
>cryptonite
>>36986405
anon please
>>36986440
Sorry I'm not a at ass American like you.
>>36986405
>>36986483
You guys are fancy, cheese and wine ooo la la.
>>36984882
the black one got me like hnnnnnngggghhh
>>36986405
>using crackers and not proper bread.
>>36985857
thank you for the recommendation, I'll get one after my last final as a treat.
>>36986513
imo crackers are better because they provide a nice crunch to contrast the soft cheese, but amazing bread is also acceptable
A bottle of brandy or bourbon.
My office stocks pop, doritos and vector bars by the hundreds and they are free.
I lose one cut day every time I succumb. It's cost me a week already.
>>36984455
pic related
>>36986637
what a waste of weed
>>36986637
good taste my friend
>>36986656
kek
>>36986656
chuckled
>>36986668
also pic related, fucking turkish food destroying my cut
Cant get enough desu
>>36986637
>>36987135
this is greek food though
: ^)
hello
>>36984656
that's because you're not used to the authentic shit
>>36984562
http://www.themediterraneandish.com/how-to-make-hummus/
this is as close as you'll get, just don't add garlic
>>36987350
Well that's just ridiculous
>>36987350
Sarah?
Just pop it in the oven and watch Trailer Park Boys...
It's too much sometimes.
>>36986405
Throw some walnuts and honey in there and... hnnnnnngh!
>>36987382
yep
>>36984455
Anything pasta, pastry or chocolate related.
I really enjoy just spending a saturday making a pizza like this while drinking, listening to music or watching a chill vidya stream.
Basically evertlythungin this thread..... Im having a hard time getting /fit/
>>36985510
Haven't seen those in a hot minute. God damn they're good
fucking kinder schockolade
>>36987717
GTFO of this thread. For your own good.
>>36984455
Is that pisca or whatever, good as fuck
>>36985957
Sugar post workout is good too, it replenishes muscle glycogen and is insulinogenic, which is beneficial for amino acid transport and utilization.
>>36987250
Turks claim kebabs, gyro, and yogurt all for themselves. Greeks say the same. Who am I to trust?
>>36986075
Niggers
>>36987858
Greeks you malaka
>>36984455
Blueberry muffins
Especially warm ones with a gooey centre
>>36986348
Fuck you for making me think about Blooming Onions. There's an Outback Steakhouse just down the road from me and it's so easy to order one of those to go, come home turn on Netflix, and eat mindlessly.
Luckily I can only eat about half in one sitting and then I don't have to eat for about 24 hours afterward. Still... all those calories and fat. Maybe I will do this for my next cheat day after I get down to my desired weight.
>>36987858
Neither
>Trusting a wog of any stripe
>>36984808
that looks nasty af
döner should be at least 60% veg
>>36986500
Don't ever reply to me again peasant.
Pastrami and chili cheese fries
I should not have clicked this thread .
>>36985573
>>36986377
how do you eat a fluid with sticks?
>>36984711
Vilket språk är det?
>>36984668
>0 kcal
>appetite supressant
>no impaired lung function
>Copenhagen: perfect for the Long Cut
Completely /fit/ approved.
>2oz Tito's
>3oz tonic water
>4oz club soda
One of the cleanest and tastiest drinks I've ever had. I guess it's not all bad, compared to beer and other liquor.
>>36989219
enjoy your mouth cancer
