>tell someone I have "one more set left"
>I actually had two sets left
Who /sneaky/ here?
friday I had 2 annoying shitskins doing this to me
fuck sake m8
They ask me how many sets I have left and I tell them the number, instead of being non shitskin and actually just do something else they decided to just wait right there
>I have 4 sets left bro
>3 of them are dropsets done immediately after one another
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>>36982753
>brother buys a tub of creatine
>dump it into an empty coffe can
>fill the empty creatine tub up with baking soda
>mom always mumbles about "where's all this baking soda going, who keeps using it"
>sleep like a baby every night knowing that the gains goblin has been avoided
>bro friend asked if i was gay
>tell him no
>he lets me blow him cuz no homo right
>>36982838
>Mom bakes me cookies
>tell her to fuck of and make me something healthier
>>36982753
>Who /LameAssFaggot/ here?
FTFY
>take a shit at the gym
>don't wash hands with soap because the residue will make my hands slippery causing my deadlift to suffer
>someone asks how many sets I have left on bench
>tell him 5 more sets
>I'm actually finished
>leave a towel on the bench
>start doing other things
>50 minutes pass
>towel still there and bench empty
>leave the towel and go home
>step in dogshit on the way to the gym
>hold the sole of my shoe against the moving treadmill to wipe it off
>Girl at reception tells me to have a good workout
>I don't
>>36983226
this senpai.
Can't be eating those empty carbs and sugars to spike my insulin and make me embark on an eating rampage.
>>36983226
>it's my birthday so I have to eat cake
>I don't even like cake
>>36982753
>>36982753
>Tell everyone I'm gonna get fit
>don't
>>36982753
>sell somebody oral steroids for $200
>it's a packet of caffeine pills
>>36983909
Pretty much. Except replace "everyone" with "myself."
