>walk into gym
>DOO DOO DOOOO DO DO DOOO DOOOO DAAADDAA DADADADAAAAA is playing
Darude - Sandstorm
>>36966574
>not listening to your own playlist
never gonna make it
>walk into gym
work work work work work by rhiana is playing.
>>36966647
fuck kys its the only way
>>36966574
>>36966606
focus on the lift not was going on around you grasshopper
>>36966574
>walk into a gym
>they have a dj blasting some shit playlist
I didn't realize today was CrossFag day
>workout in pain
>not already having your headphones in, listening to your own playlist, before even walking into the gym
>about to open doors into gym
>see qt on the front desk
>panic
>decide to wait till she switches with the fat Mexican guy
>chill outside the gym pretending I'm texting people while I'm actually in a jailbait thread on /b/
>had to wait over an hour till she leaves
>>36966574
Fuck you and your fucking clown. When I was 7 I was raped by clowns. Now every time I see one all I can hear is the slow, maniacal honking of my demons from the past, shoving into my anus with their massive balloon dicks. Get out of my safe space you fucking pedophiliac clown scum, just walk your freakishly massive feet right out the fucking door and don't show your pasty face again. Fuck you.
>walk into gym
>pr day
>finally going to hit a 3 plate squat
>get my warmup sets out of the way
>load up 3 plates and begin mentally prepping myself
>notice people looking at me from the corner of their eyes
>I still look skelly so they probably think I could never lift such a weight
>not knowing 3 plate is still casual
>finally walk up to the bar
>get under it and take a deep breath
>unrack the weight
>take a few steps away from the rack
>it's heavy as fuck but I get an adrenaline rush and feel the power surge through me
>just about to go down
>it ain't me starts playing
I'M BLUE
IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
>>36967249
We all float down here.
>@ gym
>Enjoying the fine musical work of Slayer on ipod
>battery dies
>Ears are murdered with the tune of
> "Oh I think I found myself a cheerleader, she is there when ever I need her."
>consider getting my .357 magnum from my truck and murdering the receptionist
You'd think gyms would at least play energetic electronic music instead of bland indie pop all the time. Mine plays that "Soon I'll be 7 years old" song constantly, if I ever forget my earbuds I want to kill myself and it ruins the whole night.
>>36966574
>walk into gym
>ME LO PARÓ
>EL TAXI
the worst part is that the owner told me to fill the gym's ipod with music and I put almost 100 GB in there, but since they know about 5% of the music they just put on pleb shit
life is suffering
>walk into gym
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE WASTED
>>36967166
This
>go to gym
>not a fucking faggot and have headphones
>listen to my own music and enjoy my lift
>>36966574
Axel Foley? What modern gym still plays this and where can I find it?
>>36967516
>>36967166
Thanks for playing along, gents.
>walk into gym
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAIX2vISe3M
>>36967466
I'm pretty good with keeping my Ipod charged and not using it outside of when I go to the gym but occasionally I'll forget and shit like that happens until I finish my routine.
>benching to Black Magic
extra gains
>>36966574
>Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
>I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin' oh ooh
Working out at Uni gyms is suffering.
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
>gym music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHZrts808c
listen to this when you lift heavy
maybe too much distortion idk but I like it
>>36967618
hey I always thought Melvins was just drone-metal Earth-wannabe's wankery
this is fucking cool
>>36967218
>/b/ in public
enjoy getting arrested for being discovered as the hacker known as 4chan :^)
>2016
>not listening to BABYMETAL every time you go to the gym
Not gonna make it
>>36967659
yea, they only have maybe 2 or 3 good songs, but when I hear the guitar, i just know i'm about to squat some heavy ass shit
>walk into gym
>WE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
>AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR
Hit my consecutive PRs that day. Thanks Lindemann
>>36967618
>>36967659
>>36967698
>random '____ metal' meme
If it ain't Trash, Death, or British Heavy Metal then it belongs in the trash.
>>36967725
>not lifting to glorious Power Metal while pretending you are a medieval dragon-slaying warrior
not gonna make it
but really anon, you sound ignorant as fuck, there's a lot of metal subgenres to just stick to those 3.
also
>Trash Metal
>Trash
>>36967218
Oh my god... Betamax much ?
>>36967764
>... pretending you are a medieval dragon-slaying warrior
>some reason mp3 player lock doesn't lock the sound buttons
>sit down to do leg press
>mp3 player slides down and the volume button gets held down by my thigh
>K-ON! sound track blasting my ears
>I pull my earphones out my ear
>K-ON! now blasting in an otherwise quiet gym
>some guys just staring at me
>>36968073
>DOKIDOKI GA TOMANNNAI
>FURU SUROTTORU NA NOUNAI
>KIBOU
>YOKUBOU
>BONNOU
>RIBON KAKETE
>HOUSOU
>walk into gym
>MISTAH WORLDWIIDE
>>36966574
>speedrun into gym
>EH REH EH REH EH REH
Kills the vibe
>walk into gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YAH
>>36966574
>go to gym
>vietnam vet at front desk
>IT AINT ME on loop
>>36968073
RIGHT, ANATA?
>just turned 30
>giant and scary mother fucker
>hates talking to other people
>I assume people think I listen to metal or aggressive rap
>daughter makes me playlist
>breaking PRs to "Let it go." and The 1960s batman theme.
>>36968300
That's cute. Say hi to your Wife's Daughter from me
>>36967135
JR fitness?
The Police? Awesome
>>36967218
>Walk into gym
>WHITE WHALE
>HOLY GRAIL
The receptionist at my gym is pretty great.
>>36966574
Kanye West, Hell of a Life?
>>36967466
cringed
>>36968420
based
>Walk into gym
>It wasn't me starts playing
> walk into gym
> DO YOU REMEMBER
> THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
>>36970275
my nigga
>>36967249
kek
>walk into gym
>CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL 'BOUT THAT BASS
>BOUT THAT BASS
>NO TREBLE
ENOUGH
>walk into gym
>its sorority group workout today
>i didnt bring my headphones
>2000+10+6
>squirtle
>not lifting unironically to this
>making it
>topperino of all the Kekerekek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
>Ed Sheeran on the gym jukebox thing
nothing against him but how the fuck can you get pumped to that
> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
>>36966574
>enter gym
>DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE YOU COULD FADE AWAY
>Walk into gym
>sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
>>36967698
>baby metal
>talking about making it
You are beyond not making it you should just end it
>>36971045
Low fucking blow, mate.
>>36970275
>>36970398
My niggas
>>36971045
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>step into a new gym where i've never been before (to confuse the muscles)
>the natty anthem is playing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4
>KILLED arms for 8 hours
It was a nice day, right babe?
>>36967574
OH GOD FUCK THIS TRACK FUCK BRUNO MARS FUCK ALL THIS FAGGOTS THAT WANT TO BE KIDS AGAIN. BE A FUCKING MAN
>>36967698
I cringed so hard I can count it as today's cardio
>>36970275
oh yeah
>>36967312
It ain't me.... Really
Don't disrespect CCR like that
DUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
>>36966574
>dissing Gigi D'Agostino
>>36970600
>BLOW A KISS, FIRE GUNS
>WUH WUH WUH, WUH WUH WUH
>>36970600
KUMAYEE
>walk into gym
>IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY
>>36966574
>walk into jim
>"stop right there... thank you very nuch I need somebody with a humaaan touuch"
>>36967574
Came here to post this.
>Walk into gym
>o-OOO o oooa a a aaa aaa ah is playing
>Walk into gym
>Dale a tu cuerpo a alegria, Macarena. Que tu cuerpo pa d'al alegria, cosa buena
>>36971874
That's a gud song desu
>>36967698
Alright guys, time for Kill, Marry, Fuck
Kill the right
Fuck the middle
Marry the Left
>walk into gym
>SPEEDY SPEED BOY
>CAKE BY THE OCEAN
>>36975773
This
It's the only song that comes on the gym radio that doesn't make me want to end it
>PANDA PANDA PANDA
THIS SONG IS THE GOAT HYPE SONG DOE
>>36971401
>>36971183
GOAT song goddamnit
>>36976017
my nigga
>>36967466
>slayer
>fine musical work
> 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
