>>36962605 >win the genetic lottery with good face >be fat you are a fucking retard who's wasting his prime years being a fatfuck instead of enjoying life to the fullest. I just hope it's not too late for you to still take advantage of the prize you were given
> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully > can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door > immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME > my HEIGHT also makes them wet > female staff member asks if I need any HELP > 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE > 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help? > walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS > there is a guy there training his "LEGS" > I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY > he takes one look at me and LEAVES > i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL > Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP > MIRES FROM ALL > Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET > get it UP FOR 6 > cheers from EVERYONE > I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY > "HEIGHT," > I place my palms on the top of squat rack > "FACE," > I smile the nicest smile ever > "FRAME," > hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS > "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY" > leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS > PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE > GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING > EVERYTHING
>>36962748 PERFECT 20/20 VISION HANDS. FRAMESTARE FACEFRAME, HEIGHT HELP TIME. HERE SIR; FACEFRAME. FRAMELONG LEGSLEGS. HEIGHT DAY LEAVES HEIGHT, FACEFRAME ALL OVERHEAD PRESS. AS A WARMUP, MIRES FROM ALL. etc.
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