>squat inspection day
>instructor is some broscience fag and fails me for not ass to grass'ing
>class 4 fitness license revoked and not allowed to apply for a new one until the end of next month
I literally can't deadlift or anything above general admission level. What normie shit can I substitute these with?
kek
are you UK or something
>>36958852
I got my class 3 revoked for not letting the bar touch my chest on bench. Its such fucking bullshit. They shouldn't be allowed to limit what I can or can't do at the gym when I'm paying 60 pounds a month for membership. And the inspectors are like the fucking janitors on this board. They take themselves so seriously.
>>36958889
Where the fuck do you work out? auschwitz?
>getting inspected
>instructor cops a feel
>>36958898
>hurr durr muh planet fitness gibs me free pizza and doesn't have licenses
>>36958898
What kind of poverty gym doesn't have licences?
>>36958852
>class 4 fitness license
im revoking your posting licence op until you squat properly
>>36959456
>>36958889
>>36958852
Wat? I have never heard of licences in a gym. And i have been going to pretty high class gyms. Is this an american thing?
Also what do you mean by "limiting what you can or can`t do"?
Is this bait and am i falling hard for it or can anyone prove there is something like this?
>>36958852
bad meme
>broscience faggots encouraging atg
0/10, broscientists think atg damages your joints more than quarter-ROM squats which is why they never even go to parallel
>Fitness inspectors catch me on the bench
>They stand behind me just holding their clipboards and watching me.
>To my credit, I do the set completely and properly
>"Nice work anon, but did you do at least 20 minutes of cardio?" One of them asks
>"Y-yeah" I lie
>"Which machine?"
>"M-machine 3"
>MFW they checked the time logs and camera feed
>MFW I only did 15 minutes
>Gym license revoked for the month, have to attend mandatory cardio training if I want it reinstated.
Such bullshit, honestly
>>36959456
The kind that bitch boy cucks don't go to, faggot.
>hurr durr mommy said i cant lift 20kg because i didnt get enough good boy points :'''(
>>36961918
where do you lift
north korea?
>>36958852
>pulling 4 plate diddly lift
>gym inspector comes over and fails me for not locking out for 3+ seconds
>mfw lost class 5 license and have to go through weekend seminar to get it back
>tfw the gym inspector laughs at my bench and squat weight
fuck you globo /fit/ness
You guys got it easy the inspectors gave me a breathalyzer when deadlifting last week. I blew one point over the limit and now my liscene is revoked for drunk deadlifting.
>>36958852
>doing reverse overhanging tricep curls
>fitness inspector comes over
>ohmandontblowit
> struggling on 6th rep
>barely get out 7th with shit form
>"seven reps do nothing anon"
>demoted license to level 2: machine license only
i fucking hate my life
>>36958852
fuckers got me for a 2:54 rest interval
>>36962403
Best so far
