>tfw to awkward to get a gf
>tfw not chad enough to get rave sluts
>tfw too poor to buy an escort
>tfw too scared of STDs to get cheap hookers
>>36948142
>tfw not chad enough to get rave sluts
just take some mdma
Not to sound like fox and the grapes...but seriously...those girls aren't good looking right? I mean...they have very uglish looking faces, like really cave-woman tier faces.
They look like the type of girls who would gain 100 pounds in the first 2 years of marriage.
Tfw 12 year old African children fuck more than you
>They look like the type of girls who would gain 100 pounds in the first 2 years of marriage
o shit my nigga im not the only one who sees this in women. gotta be careful of those
>>36948182
you're just used to super models due to social media making it easy for you to check out super hot chicks. but yes they aren't super hot, but they're not bad either. and if you do hold an opinion about these chicks, you don't need to get approval from others. I can smell a lack of test from you
>>36948142
>pierced nipples
nah I'm good senpai
>>36948182
check the left one's body though
don't tell me you wouldn't do her
>>36948235
oh for sure, but i'd be horrified to wake up every morning next to that face.
>>36948182
>>36948208
What's an easy tell signs of a chick that will blow up after marriage?
Fat mom? fatbiceps?
>>36948142
>left girl
Muh dick
>>36948251
Eating habits
>>36948251
I often look at how they carry themselves and their arms. If they have the fat bi and tri with boney delt combo usually a good indicator.
>>36948182
They're alright, I mean they'd probably laugh me down anyway
>>36948251
'High test'
>>36948182
Girl on the left is a legit hottie dude.
>>36948251
>she describes herself as "crazy" or "nerd" and just "loves netflix and pizza"
Basically, if her self descriptions sum up as "I think Im cute and Im a total slob"
>puts no effort some days, leaves the house wearing flip flops, no makeup, pajamas, and buns up her hair like pic related but worse
>especially if she does this often and says she just doesnt give a fuck
>wears too much make up ever
Fuck, I hate sloppy girls so much.
I'm so glad my gf takes care of herself and cares about her appearance. I love her.
>>36948290
I know a few girls that look like that, trust me it doesn't look as good IRL when you can see their cellulite and how much make up they have caked on.
Give me a cardiobunny any day of the week over that
>>36948279
Reference
>>36948182
Its easy to have high standards when you are looking at pictures.
You are a faggot anon, unless you are Jeff Seid tier you should be ashamed to think like this. It makes you even bigger of a faggot.
>>36948352
lol blaha-tier arms
>>36948357
Their bodies are fine, but their faces are just not my type. They have a very masculine face, I prefer cutepie feminine faces, these 2 females clearly have cave-woman tier masculine faces. Maybe you're a gay cunt?
>>36948335
>Give me a cardiobunny any day of the week over that
Cardiobunnies are top tier women anon
>>36948375
He does have a point about the high standards mate
Its easy to judge pictures but in all likelihood these girls will score more in one day than all the posters in this thread combined would in a year
Quick! Post your ideal girl!
>>36948496
tb.h
>>36948496
>dumbogf.png
>>36948385
Ye that's what I'm saying
These girls to me scream daddy issues
>>36948182
Mate you need to get off the internet.
>>36948182
>fox and the grapes
What?
>>36948142
Chop up some liver, put it in plastic beaker and warm in microwave. Just fuck this then OP
>>36948182
They're 7/10 tops right now, and yes they have the body types that will balloon once they get married, pop out a kid, and stop trying.
These are the types that you hit and quit.
>>36948142
here you go this is her
>>36949675
How can you tell that they're going to balloon up though?
>>36949891
her insta
https://www.instagram.com/alliejmc/
anon said she was a compete slut
>>36948142
>awkward, poor and scared
Boy, are you on the right board!
>>36948182
Yeah son, you're gay.
>>36948142
it's funny how bellybutton piercings are the new tramp stamp
>>36949891
ew
that nose
>>36949911
Holy shit you guys are right
Scroll down and see her old photos, she gained a ton of weight now
>/fit/ is always right
>>36948142
>women are objects
>>36949905
There's no single feature I can point at to answer this question. Has to do with how their body distributes fat even when they aren't fat. It's just something you learn to look for.
I learned to spot this phenomena in college as I witnessed many a smokin' hot freshman deteriorate into a senior year landwhale. If you're young this is something you're gonna have to pay attention to. You don't want to be 30 and stuck in a sexless marriage with a hamplanet that you married when she was a 9/10 22-year-old.
>>36948182
We're not gonna talk about the fox and grapes thing? Just gonna let that go? Okay.
>>36950179
they have decent bodies but their faces are shit.
but judging by their stomach they are due to balloon up very shortly.
>>36950149
Doesn't that depend on their lifestyle and eating habits though?
Can you post some example of soon-to-be whales?
>>36948496
goku hit it first shieeet
>>36949190
A fable about a fox who wanted some grapes from a tree but couldn't reach it. He thought to himself they were probably sour anyway. Don't try to justify your failures anon
>>36950199
Not the same anon but I think some general signs are that she is not ambitious, makes excuses about not wanting to workout, drinks heavily, and has a poor diet. Also, she claims to be fluent in sarcasm and gets her current events from buzzfeed
>>36950199
Soon-to-be whales are in OP's pic. Diet and lifestyle matter, but most former hotties don't worry about those things once they've landed a hubby.
Get a good look at a girl's biological mother if possible. That's usually a good indicator if whether or not she'll ballon with age. I don't like the play "muh genetics" card on /fit/, but some girls can and do stay naturally in shape without much effort. An example is pic related. This one won't double in size after a decade like OP's pic will.
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>>36950350
I get it now thanks anons
makes sense
>>36948142
Please be in
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>>36948251
If you can't believe she looks as good as she does given her diet and exercise habits, there's your sign.
