>be me
>32
>today is my birthday
>get home from gym
>wife and kids, 8 and 5, surprise me with low-fat cake
>wife has video camera on recording this whole ordeal
>she hugs me
>"happy birthday anon"
>"you too"
>"what?"
>my son, 8, looks at me and says, "no its your birthday not hers"
>daughter has the face of confusion
>wife steps back and just stares at me
>video camera still recording
>i stutter out the only thing i could think of at that moment
>"t-thanks you all."
...fucking a. i hate my life
>>36945981
How does it feel to habe autism?
>>36945981
Happy birthday anon, and that doesn't sound that bad just a brain fart when your loving family did something nice for your bday, cheer up
>>36945981
Sounds like you don't actually like your family.
You've got to show your family how much they really mean to you.
You hate your life? Fuck off with that. Don't think for even a second that your problems are anybody else's responsibility apart from your own.
If you hate your life, that's your fault.
Your kids mean the world to you OP. You'll never get these years back. Be the family man you know you should be.
>>36945981
>has a loving wife and kids
>goes to gym when he wants even on birth day
>hates his life
Then you dont deserve it
>>36945981
>d-day why are you posting frogs? Come with us
>32
>still on 4chin
you deserve misery
>>36945981
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>36945981
just 3 more years until your son joins us, OP. How does that make you feel?
>>36946057
>If you hate your life, that's your fault
Where exactly did he say it was anyone else's?
>>36945981
FUCKING NORMIES FUCK YOU FUCK REE ETC
>>36945981
i don't understand your story
why did you spaghetti?
>>36946148
Fuck off.
I love le you-too meme :^)
>>36945981
>low-fat cake
>low-fat
For what purpose?
>>36946197
He makes it his family's burden by behaving like shit.
Man up a little.
>>36945981
You sound like a right cunt lad
>>36946346
back to >>>/r9k/, virgin
op here
Thanks all.
Taking some of the advice you guys put forth.
Let me clear the air a little.
Yes, I'm a little aged but I've been on 4chan since it started. Haven't found a reason to leave. I feel it keeps me a little young to be honest.
I guess I posted this post because I often confirm to myself that I am still as awkward as I was in my youth.
The main reason I posted that I have disdain for my life is just some post-war depression I'm getting over.
Talking it over with friends, you get use to the semi-ruse of constant positive reinforcement. You guys provide a harsher truth and that is why I come here. This is what I need.
Thanks for the words. They did actually help cheer me up a bit.
Oh, and it wasn't actually low-fat. My wife made that joke because she knows I like to stay healthy. Kids ate the cake up rather quickly. They are now playing Super Smash Bros on their WiiU with their older cousin who is taking care of them for a few hours.
About to go eat dinner with my wife.
Steak.
I do have a good life. Thanks guys. I will make it.
>>36945981
>tfw no wife and family
That sounds really nice bro, jelly as fuck
>>36946148
At what age is it not acceptable to be on 4chan anymore?
>>36946534
Happy for you OP
>>36946574
If you ask /fa/ 25, if you ask /fit/ 40, if you ask /pol/ jew, if you ask /b/ currynigger faggot meme.
>>36946574
it should be 20.
25 here
>>36946721
If you ask /mlp/ no concept of age, whatsoever
Lost 6kg since easter. Think I look the same..
Losing motovation bros
>>36946769
I don't consider them part of us.
>>36946148
31 on 4chan. Fucking love this place brehs
It's jot like your turn 24 and magically your taste in humor, memes, and interests changes. You're just older
>>36947273
SOON I'LLBE THIRTY YEARS OLD
>>36945981
>be 32
>haven't learned to laugh at your own little mistakes.
Seriously bro, you have a wife and kids, how have you not learned to laugh at yourself?
>>36946148
32 here. This place helped me lose 200lbs. I intend to stick around, help newbies and shit post until I die.
>>36946444
because m'gains
also, mirin them digits anon
>>36947273
I imagine lots of dudes who get older lose interest in boards like /v/ and come here once they realize they wanna be sick cunts.
>>36945981
is your daughter cute?
>>36946752
By that merit, this is my last year on 4chan.
>>36946721
/pol/ack here, can confirm jew age limit.
>>36948871
Trip on deluige
>>36946148
Don't forget, you're here forever!
>>36946534
Love you, bub.
>>36946148
>Confirmed edgy 14year old sissy
>>36946574
25.
If by 25 you've not escaped from here you wil never leave.
>>36946721
>if you ask /pol/ jew, if you ask /b/ currynigger faggot meme
kek
>>36946769
What kind of animal would ask them anything?!
>>36945981
happy bday bro! :)
>>36951907
thanks, you too.
>>36947421
Underrated
Your son or your wife's son?
>>36945981
Happy birthday cunt
>>36946574
18+
>>36952591
Top kek
>>36946444
cake is already low in fat. it is mainly carbs. the fat comes from the icing.
>>36947690
A fucking men, sister
