>living on /fit/ island
>run out of protein
Spot me a scoop breh?
>>36920427
Sure. But you owe me a favor then :^)
*wiggle ass*
>>36920427
Okay, who the hell took my squat plug?!
>>36920427
gallon of coconut milk a day
Whos with me island bros?
>scoops
>not eating the indigenous population for them sweet sapiens gains
>>36920427
ok but only if you let me use your rockbells for split squats and other isolations that replace squats and deadlifts
>tfw scoliosis in lower back so cant squat and deadlift logs with my fellow jungle gorillaz
>>36920872
Enjoy your nogains lmao
Someone pass the island boipuss
>tfw no personal boipuss
>>36920427
What would you do for you gains?
>Rock climbing
>Harpoon fishing
>>36920963
Go to the gym, dumbass
>implying fit island wouldn't have a gym
SHIGGY
>tfw terrorists infiltrate /fit/ island
>tfw they put roaches in the protein powder
>>36920989
B-B-Body w-w-weight routine...?
>>36920938
We raid the dyels living on the other islands and steal their boipuss, making sure we get one each. They can't compete with our gains, bro.
Boipuss be kept in cages and kept on fruit-and-brotein diet so they stay slim and feminine.
>>36921004
>the roaches came back
>hold my gains brehs
>>36921101
>raid
They come here as tribute willingly. Only the finest boipuss will be selected
