>mom calls you the hulk
>tfw mom calls you skelly manlet
>mom slaps your ass everytime you go past her
I know that feel.
Mom is the only one mirin. :(
she's saying you look off-color and have anger issues, take the hint op
>>36908132
She wants the D, bro
>tfw 176 cm king of manlets and mom tells me I shouldn't get too big or I'll look like a block
b-but I started 2 months ago, it's too soon
>mom texts you at 2am drunk with wyd
my mom calling me disgustingly skinny is what made me start lifting again.
>>36909348
Mine said the same thing
Once I went down to 10%bf she was mirin and I no longer looked "too big"
My mom call me Thor a lot when I'm home from uni. Feels kinda good, man.
>>36908142
>tfw I was 16 and my mom asked me if I was wearing a long sleeve shirt because of my skinny arms
>wait wtf
>says i shouldn't be embarassed, they're nice arms
>fuck you mom
>start lifting a little after that
>>36910388
Had friends who would never show there arms in highschool and they were almost always hungry skellingtons.
> Tfw your mom says "Stop lifting you've got big enough"
Dem good feels though.
>>36910388
>>36910588
Fuck this was me in hs
I always wore long sleeve shirts. Even in 40 degree celcius weather in the summer. I would even wear short sleeve shirts with a long sleeve shirt underneath. I hated my arms because they were so skinny.
I got roasted constantly because of it. I only recently started wearing short sleeve shirts now to show off my arms after more than 2 decades hidden
>Been on a cut
>Whole family tells you to stop it
>Mother especially tries to guilt trip you and keep telling you "I hope you're not gonna get tinner anon! Don't lose weight anymore anon! You're skeletal anon!"
>BMI of 24
Thanks god I don't live with them anymore
>>36910708
Fuck, I meant BMI of 27
>mommy found the creatine socks
>>36908132
>mom calls you "daddy"
>Sitting in my room
>Mom comes in, pokes my stomach, says "Chubby!"
Thanks mom
>mom touches your ass
>mom comments how your ass has gotten bigger
>>36911095
>pee-paw found the tren rag
>mom tries to set you up with all the fat single mothers she knows
;_;
Id rather keep fucking hookers
>>36908143
THIS
>release potent protein fart
>step-mom walks into room to say hi
JUST
>>36911540
pump and dump bro
despo single milfs are a good root m8
>>36911506
this, also
>sis slaps ass
>she keeps slapping
>says my ass is really hard and her hand probably hurts more than my ass does
t-thanks
>>36912444
fuck her
Your mother call me bull the whole night.
