>tfw 27 and starting to feel like that weird old guy when I go clubbing
This sucks, I didn't know this feeling would come so fast.
>>36906151
maybe you should grow up and stop clubbing
>>36906328
Maybe u should let im clubbing as much as he want
>>36906151
maybe u should stop going to student nights
29 and ive never been to a club
i haven't ever even gone to a non-family related party
no im not muslim or in some 3rd world country, im just autism
>>36906151
Just go to 21 and up places, it's usually a better time and everyone there will be between 21 and 35
>>36906412
Don't lie to me you God damn Mormon
>>36906151
age is a number anon
>b-but you need to settle down and have kids!
says who?
why do you care?
>>36906430
The fuck is a mormon.
Im an ausfag.
>>36906151
good, stop clubbing then man, I've stopped and I'm 22.
>>36906412
You ain't missing shit.
Parties with family and close friends are infinity better.
>>36906151
The tier of clubs that 18 year olds hang out in (yes, 18 year olds, Americucks) should really bore you by now anyway.
>>36906151
24 here. i only go to clubs to have ONS. usually leave with one in 2 hours. if it goes any longer I just fucking go home. I'm getting real tired of it tho. I need a girlfriend.
>>36906151
How are you not bored as FUCK with clubs? I just turned 28, and I still go out a few times per year. I usually regret it, because I just get so bored with it.
clubbing is the worst. I used to do it because I felt it was expected of me.
All this beta cuck club hate
>not liking going to a club swole af in your white button down, taking home the hottest sloot and then doggy fucking her as her glorious asshole is wide open for your finger as she vaccums in your dink
>>36906435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY
well just listen.. since its not animated..
>>36906456
>implying American clubs and bars aren't also filled with 18 year olds
Tons of college freshmen get fake IDs, mostly for the purpose of bragging about having one
>>36906151
>not being bored with clubs by 23
go get a hobby and meet people that way
>>36906435
It's a bretty sweet gig, the upside is the women are very traditional, stay at home mom types who don't do drugs. Downside is Mormons are batshit.
>>36906433
The worst. I'm getting this now and I'm just starting to make it.
>getting compliments from women
>still feel DYEL mode
>getting first night makeouts
>spending nights with women
>mom tells me I need to get married cause age
>mfw I'm just making it
>mfw I want to experience what I'd missed out on
>mfw still can't reach 4 plate diddlylift
>>36906151
I'm only 23 and already starting to feel that way anon.
>tfw 18 years old on the inside
>>36906597
i would rather have a qt gf that i love than a random slut who i have to pay money for and could possibly give me an STD
>>36906597
this doesn't seem appealing at all
it makes me feel sad just thinking about being that guy
>>36906717
What about that makes you feel sad?
>>36906727
He would rather sit in the corner and watch like the cuck he is
>>36906151
Just avoid the mainstream EDM crowd and you're fine, there's plenty of clubs/genres for our generation.
>>36906727
it seems so meaningless
>>36906732
no...id rather have a intimate connection with the woman, not just fuck some random cunt i dont give a shit about and will regret later on
this is the internet here faggot, we're all anon, you don't need to put up your tough guy alpha image on here, nobody gives a fuck.
>>36906618
Drinking and dancing with my friends is my hobby
>>36906727
it is pretty retarded and sad
>>36906727
>he still thinks fine virgin maidens with 1950s family values exist
>>36906742
>muh euphoria
Not every friday night has got to be spent wearing fedoras and discussing Tolstoy on your favorite subreddit.
>>36906741
EDM culture is the easiest environment to pick up grills. 100s of girls rolling balls=guranteed to get your pp touched
>>36906763
they do, however they are not the girls that go to clubs and think turning up is all there is to life and hook up with retarded meat heads who dance like literal retards
>>36906775
Sure, that's not relevant at all to the OP though.
>>36906454
no they're not, believe me. Family is shit...
there is always arguing about everything
>>36906682
you are me
im 30 and was fat when I was younger, im not settling down. fuck that, im living life on my terms not by what others tell me to do.
>>36906907
The only thing that saddens me is realizing the fragility of relationships. So many women I meet will have kids, be divorced, or some sort of baggage. Or a huge deadlift.
>>36906528
This tbqhf
>>36907172
yeah at this point I give up
rather than settle for someone elses scraps, im just going to get fit as fuck and fuck young girls
not that I lift for girls, but yeah. im not going to raise someone elses son or whatever.
>>36907172
This so much, relationships just seem forced and fake at this point.
>>36906151
It's time to graduate to the cigar lounge, friend. It's better up here anyway.
>21 and already to old for clubs
all of my friends are graduating this year, im finally moving out of my parents and with my girlfriend
gains keep coming but my hair isnt, tfw going bald
>everyone settling down with their long term gf or bf
>getting meaning full jobs
shit i wish i could go back to being 18 and drinking and partying all the time. i dont know what's gonna happen when i hit 28
>feels bad and good.
>>36907317
>shit i wish i could go back to being 18 and drinking and partying all the time
This attitude is why you fail. Grow the fuck up.
t. /biz/
>>36906151
you need to go to the right clubs
you also need to go with the right people
You see when you go to clubs you see different types of older people
the weird old guys who seem to be out of place cause they dont really enjoy themselves and/ or try to forcibly connect to the young crowd
and the old guys who are clearly having a blast with their friends, minding their own business
I can see myself still to to clubs and festivals occasionaly when Im 45 as long as my friends are with me.
>>36906151
Haha I started falling asleep and whinging about clubs being loud back when I was 23 do more fun shit OP
>>36907337
Tell em
>>36907337
not failing brethren, i just do 4 course instead of 5 per semester, easier work load and let me work as well.
jokes on you if you cant maintain school, work, gym, and a social life
>>36906151
I feels ya, brah
>>36906151
that happens at 24-25, you're just realising it now because you are slow.
clubs are for kids
there is something for everyone at everytime in your life, some place that you will find fun and fulfilling.
staying too long in one only stops you from finding the next. there is far more than one way to be....
>normalfags will never leave
>>36906151
>tfw when 23 years old and still people think that I am a 16 year old teenager.
FFS pisses me off to no end. especially since i am an officer in army. lack of fucking respect.
>>36907512
I have younger friends in the age range that keep asking me out to clubbing.
And I keep falling for it, only to be disapointed as fuck as hotties around me drewl all over all the young 21 year old dudes hanging around.
Next day I'm hungover as fuck.
I already have a cute thankfuly, but fuck the difference between early 20's and late 20's is very apparent to me now
>>36907537
Deep as fuck
>>36906618
>go get a hobby and meet people that way
what kind of hobby?
>>36907785
not at all, just really obvious and true.
>>36907760
there are no rules motherfucker.
life starts with school but after that is done there is no need to do what most people do.
life for me was depressing as fuck until i realised that
First and only time I went clubbing I was the youngest little shit here. 21.
>>36907337
>t. /biz/
Don't do that. It's retarded. You are not a board you browse sometimes, and even if you were that board is probably shit, and even if it wasn't it would be a retarded appeal to authority.
>>36907512
Really rich kids.
Most young people dont have the kind of dosh to blow at a club
>>36906151
Why do people go clubbing?
Is it just to get laid or is there something else?
I've never been to a club. I went to a few house parties during my undergrad and that was cool but I don't think I'd go to one now if I was invited.
Idk bro, settling down is pretty comfy. Get yourself a qt. gf or friend group to hang out with on the weekends.
>>36906763
>What is selection bias
There are girls like that out there.
I've dated a couple of them. I'm dating one right now (she's not a virgin now but she was before we started dating).
You're not going to find them in clubs.
Seriously, if you're trying to be Chad McSluthunter why the fuck would you expect to find a girl with values?
>>36906440
You're a fucking idiot then.
I know so many people that were like you. They think they're all "grown up" and don't need to go to bars or clubs anymore.
Then a couple years down the road, they regret it because they're like "wow, my life is going by fast and now I don't have any free time to go out and do things"
>>36906151
That's because 27 is genuinely too old to go clubbing. Just go to normal bars and not fake tan body glitter techno strobe light clubs you dumbshit
>>36908448
You still believe in Santa too I bet
>>36908677
>All girls are sluts because the only girls I seek out are sluts
That's how stupid you are.
Wtf. I'm planning on going to clubs till I'm 40 dude fuck. I genuinely love music and dancing though and I don't go for the sluts. They're always a a bonus though once you show your moves on the dance floor.
Anyone who says "I'm too mature" or "I'm too old for the club" under age 28 is literal beta who is probably ugly and/or virgin
>>36908416
>why?
Easy to socialize, fun as fuck when a song comes on where everyone knows the lyrics (kinda) and everyone sings along as off key and loud as possible while dancing like a retard. Shuffle steps, throw your hands in the air and just go nuts with everyone and dance with qts. Then buy them a drink and socialize. It's just fun. More fun when you know everyone.
t. 21 year old Chad
>>36908795
Fucking this.
I love the camaraderie of it. It's awesome to just dance your ass off with your Bros and some qts.
Went to a club without my girlfriend on Friday. Was a good time but its not fun when you can't pick up club sluts
>get juiced, do some fun dancing with some crazy black dudes
>decently hot club slut tries to dance with me
>do some innocent dancing but don't escalate because gf
>she turns around and starts backing into me
>push her away
>she finds another dude to grind against and make out with right next to me in no less than 5 minutes
>EXACTLY same thing happens again with different girl
If me and my girlfriend don't stay together forever, I'm not dating any girls. Does it disturb anyone else how slutty women are?
>>36908859
Club girls are slutty girls. Nice girls do exist
>>36908859
It's the nature of Women m8. I'm not gonna bore you with biology, science and all that bullshit, but all women are hypergamous deep down, even the qt christian girls you see at church.
Just sit back and enjoy the ripe, low hanging fruit.
>>36908795
>Easy to socialize, fun as fuck when a song comes on where everyone knows the lyrics (kinda) and everyone sings along as off key and loud as possible while dancing like a retard. Shuffle steps, throw your hands in the air and just go nuts with everyone and dance with qts. Then buy them a drink and socialize. It's just fun. More fun when you know everyone.
I literally do not see the point in any of that, never have, never will. I don't understand you people at all, it's like you're from a completely different species.
>>36908491
you can do drugs and party without having to go to shitty clubs
>>36906597
eh, I've been that guy, but after a while it starts to get really old really quickly
there's only so many sluts you can bang before you start wanting something else
>>36909014
that girl you want to settle down with is also a slut
>>36909033
I don't really care if a girl is a slut or not, especially since I myself am a man-slut
this whole "innocent virgin" thing is stupid and doesn't exist. The kind of intelligent, interesting women that are worth dating have usually explored sexuality and aren't afraid of it.
The only virgin girls are fucking weirdos tbqh
>>36909125
kinda sad how not being a slut isnt the norm hm?
>>36909167
well what do you mean by "slut"?
if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person
the problem with most people on this thread is that they don't talk to girls, so they have them up on this pedestal and can't understand that girls have wants and desires just like men
>>36906841
True, I may just be spoiled and have an unusually pleasant family
>>36909201
sucking every dick you see is far from respectable
>>36909201
This anon is right tho
>>36909201
>if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person
>>36909201
c u c k
>>36908996
Yeah but I only have like 2 friends I hang out with.
Doing drugs and partying is fun but gets boring when the three of us don't have any friends.
Going to a club spices up the fun.
>>36906727
Banging randos, nah, no thanks.
I'd rather have an intimate connection with someone I like and look into their butthole when I'm pounding them doggy.
>>36906151
>that weird pajeet at the club in his purple dress shirt with his chest hair showing
>>36909533
There's always Indian dudes hovering around white chicks in the club. It's weird as fuk
>>36906151
>Clubbing after 24.
Yeah youre fucking up. I understand going out but clubbing isnt meant for old fags and 27 is OLD for clubbing. Youre making yourself uncomfortable so just stop going.
>>36909201
>if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person
>>36906151
If you feel out of place, you are out of place.
Otherwise you shouldn't care and just enjoy life
Meh, I used to like clubbing.
Back when I used to live in a different city, often girls asked me to come back to their place.
Ever since I moved back to my home city, it seems that no one is interested in me. Must be the politics or something...
>>36909690
>muh feelings are always correct
>>36906618
>magic the gathering
>programming
>rifles
>cars
>vidya
shit i picked the wrong hobbies
>>36910037
>magic the gathering
idiot game for babies
>programming
a job, not a hobby
>rifles
a symptom of mental illness, not a hobby
>cars
a job, not a hobby
>vidya
a time sink for manchildren
>shit i picked the wrong hobbies
You sure did.
>>36910063
t. Rowdijon Laquejyah Jackson
>>36910063
why are those bad hobbies?
lets list female hobbies:
>shopping at sephora
and you think magic is a bad hobby relative to that?
>>36909201
I agree dude, im not even sure if i'd ever actually use the term "slut" on a girl other than someone who works as a slut... i've been in 2 long term relationships throught my last 7 years and (one 4 and other 3 years) i'd find stupid anyone calling my ex's "slut" because they've slept with me or even someone else in any other relationship or, fuck, even casual sex. Lol.
>>36910156
maybe you're looking the wrong way
>>36906763
Fuck i feel bad for her. Hopefully someone falls in love with her and i hope some beta wont meet her solely because its his only chance of losing his virginity
>>36909288
Remember, if you're in 4chan, you're probably not a normie, meaning you're not "normal", hence, your expectations of what is a slut and what isn't are probably not "normal" either.
Women can have sex with people other than you without being called a slut.
The idea that women should be "pure" or something comes from a religious background... so if you hold that kind of idea, remember, catholicism or christianity or something is behind it in the roots.
