So /fit/ I need help.
>meet a random slut on tinder
>we meet literally 30 minutes after we chat to fuck
>I couldn't get hard, fucked her limp and it was awful
>later messages me saying I have a tiny dick and we won't fuck again
Fuck /fit/ do I have ED? I don't have any issue getting hard when I fap. This is the second time this has happened.
>>36897178
Kek.
Should have just pulled the ugly card m8, that cuts chicks so damn deep.
You do have ED though.
http://controlledlabs.com/product/blue-up-natural-testosterone-booster/
Take two of these 45 minutes prior to your next tinderslut.
You're welcome.
Not watching porn and not jerking off so much, maybe like once a week. and if that doesn't work after like a month get you some dick pills you impotent fag, jk sounds shitty, not really im a virgin fuck you
Do you fap to porn? How often? When was the last time you had sex with a 3d woman?
Were you nervous? -it's happened to me before and I started eating myself up over it but really don't worry about it anon, thing seemed to happen fast so you may have had an amount of disbelief. .. don't care what she says;
>Random slut on tinder
>meet 30s later
Stop the porn and get off tinder, you can do better, you obviously aren't autistic
>>36897178
I get first fuck jitters every time I'm with a new girl.
>>36897241
I fap 3 times a day normally. Last time was a month ago and it happened but she really was ugly as fuck.
>>36897264
Breh...why?
>>36897287
Nothing else to do m8. I work from 5 to noon, get off go to the gym and I'm home by 2. I normally edge for 2 hours, go eat something, get a quick fap in after and fap right before bed
>>36897264
yea that's way too much man, if I jerk off three times in a day my dick is pretty much numb after the third time.
>>36897264
>>36897287
Because this is what desperation leads to.
>>36897304
Why not find a hobby? Even vidya would be a little more productive. Just imagine what you could have done with all that time man...
>>36897304
You are ridiculous bro. Get your life together. What the fuck.
>>36897335
>>36897334
Tbh senpai I used to play video games after work and just fap before bed if at all. Ever since I started lifting (2 months) I've been horny as fuck all the time.
>>36897178
If you're a young guy, in good shape, with no cardiovascular health issues, then it's psychological. Drugs and alcohol can also affect your ability to get hard, but stress and anxiety is probably the main cause.
If you are worried about not being hard, and you are thinking "why isn't my dick hard?, am I gonna cum too quick?, does she think I'm small? etc" it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy and you stay soft.
Try fapping only 1-2 times per week and when you do don't look at porn. Then when you're with a girl, relax and stop overthinking it, your body knows what to do
>>36897374
I been there breh I know the feel. Try not fapping for 3 days. It's gonna seem hard but just try man, nothing worth doing is gonna be easy. I don't know if you feel less than energetic sometimes but it'll help with that if you are. Also go do something you've always wanted to do but "Don't have time for" even if it's just read a book. Try out hobbies man, there's so much more to life than jerkin the chicken.
>>36897395
desu I was really nervous. We didn't even talk, "it was just pick me up from work and fuck me and take me back to work"
Plus she was black, I'm white and that didn't help. With the whole BBC meme in the back of my head.
Got huge intimacy issues because of loose skin. Look fucking good with clothes on but have Saggy tits and bellyflop with clothes off. Girls ask me to fuck all the time but got turned down twice directly after taking clothes off, fucking up my confidence.
Getting it operated in 4,5 months but ill have to miss all the summer pussy...
Sorry for the blog but going to a party where there will be 3 of Saïd girls that are dtf, can't handle this shit, just want to party..
>>36897374
>>36897304
I'm honestly hoping this is bait. It's funny as all fuck. I keep laughing the longer I think about it.
>Nothing else to do m8
>work all day
>hit the gym
>edge for 2 hours
>eat
>Beat off some more
>go to sleep
>why won't my dick respond when I'm trying to fuck these whores on tinder /fit/?
Fuck I can't stop laughing.
>>36897304
>I normally edge for 2 hours, go eat something,
Holy shit, dude.
>>36897178
Are people really this stupid?
> I fap 3 times a day
> i dont know whats wrong.
>we meet literally 30 minutes after we chat to fuck
What the fuck did I just read?
>>36897471
What's there to read?
She literally told me to come fuck her. I almost didn't go because I thought It was fake
[spoiler]One time I edged for 4 hours and paid a camgirl 100 dollars to dominate me the whole time[/spoiler]
Weird question, but do you get nervous when you're in this kind of situation (meet&fuck)? Also, did you really wanted to fuck her? Did you feel attracted to her or was only doing your "man duty" and fucking because why not?
>>36897785
She had one shitty picture so I didn't really even know what she looked like (turns out she was a 4/10).
I had a date planned to night with my oneitis, she cancelled last minute and told me not to talk to her. SO I just wanted to fuck and valid that I'm not a lonely pathetic fuck honestly.
My dick hasn't worked for the last 4 girls I've tried to sleep with.
I think it's a comfort thing, I'm not built for the meet and fuck scene. I get massive erections for girls that I get to know over the course of a couple months
>>36897844
That's probably it. Ugly fucking girl, you were not actually emotionally good for that. You know, you didn't find your dick in a trash can, dude, don't need to put it in every other ugly hole out there.
I actually did something very similar some time ago, I also am not good woth meet&fuck, have to get a little more intimate with girls. Gotta respect yourself, OP.
>>36897876
>tfw will never be alpha enough to meet and fuck bitches everyday
I'm just gonna fap once a week. If I don't get laid during the week I'll fap on my day off. That way my dick is always ready, and my day off is monday so its ready for the weekend
>>36897413
There's something pretty fucky with your headspace then. It sounds like you can't just fuck a bitch haha
>>36897706
holy fuck you people have serious problems. fucking jews.
You do fap too much, but you dont have ED, i.e. there's nothing pathological going on. Guys are supposed to be ready to fuck at the drop of a hat but that's how it actually works. Going from 0 to fucking a girl you've just met in person for the first time after only chatting digitally for 30 minutes isn't a recipe for arousal/good sex, even for a guy.
>>36897178
Before you complain about ED stop fapping to porn. I'd say stop fapping too, but I'm willing to bet none of you can fap using imagination. That should fix your problem, if not you're nervous.
>>36897876
Happened to me once as well.
Holy shit it was horrible.
A few bros have hit the nail on the head here. Fapping/porn too much might be a problem.
But for me, there needs to be some sort of connection (no homo) prior to fucking. The pursuit of the poon gets the test flowing, it's only natural for us. Even if you meet a girl at a bar and build some chemistry over an hour or two before going to fuck, it's something more than just showing up and smashing some poon. That and she was probably a dog...
You'll be fine OP. Meet and chat up some hoes with some self-respect. A little bit of work and anticipation goes a long way.
>>36897178
That happened to me when I fucked this fat bitch on tinder.
>drive to the whales dorm room
>Netflix and chill says she likes top gear fuck yeah
>start to get to business
>can barely find her vag between her rolls
>trying to stick it in, condom breaks trying to wedge it into rolls
>luckily she has a drawer full of them
>lose my boner
>fuck it's over
>back to watching Netflix
>hot ass chicks come on top gear trying to get it up as hard as I possibly can
>go to town on her for 5 minutes before going limp again
>tells me I was so good
>??? Mfw
>leave as fast as I can
>get in my car, axle breaks in the parking lot as soon as I try to move out of 1st
>AAA says they cant come for 5 hours
>fuck
>call her again and ask if I can sleep over cause it's 10 degrees out and my car is small as fuck
>let's me sleep there and I get the fuck out of there when I get the AAA call
>>36897418
Don't take off your shirt. Next time tell them you're shy and don't feel comfortable with your clothes off. They'll think it's cute. Then just whip out the dick to distract them. I have the same loose skin issues and trust me it works
>>36897958
It's a good idea to keep some Viagra on hand to overcome situations like this when you want to force yourself to perform. Super valuable for trying to fuck a girl when hammered (overcoming whiskey dick). Just need a half, or even quarter, dose usually. Super cheap/easy to get on the darkweb.
I feel really gross, i can't get the taste of her pussy out of my mouth/nose and it tastes like pizza rolls
>>36898060
>tfw fucked a girl on the rag after going a year without sex
>>36898060
What kind of fat are we talking about here?
Chubby fat, or actually fucking saggy pig tits fat.
What about the face?
Im 21 and virgin, i got quite attractive over the years of lifting and i thought i make my beginning with an ugly or slightly chubby girl.
Just to get the game rolling you know.(good idea or nah?)
Is it really that bad?
>>36898341
I love fucking chubby/bbw types.
Would never take them in public because that's degrading to myself.
I love when they wrap their legs around my head when I eat them out, I love having them on top when we 69. the extra fat is so comfy and smothering.
>>36898379
also desu I see girlfriends as a status symbol as well. Holding hands with a hot bitch in public makes you look like you're doing something right.
>>36898341
She wasn't super hamplanet but she prob weighed about what I weighed 190ish but she had to be like 5'2, it's the biggest I ever been with so far, her face was def chubby. Idk anon I'm just not attracted to fat girls whatsoever it was just an opportunity that couldn't be passed up at the time. I'd def go for an ugly one over a fat one, skinny ugly girls are my favorite fucks, depends what your into though
>>36898379
What about chubby + ugly?
Lets say I just fapped and a bitch wants to fuck a few hours later, is there anything I can do to help my limp dick ASAP?
OP here, met another bitch on tinder.
>>36897178
Are you circumcised?
Circumcision makes erectyle dysfunctions 4.5 times more likely.
>the study that showed this disappered from the internet, so did the menshealth article "is your circumcision making you soft?"
i wonder who is behind this
>>36897178
Was in the exact same boat a few weeks ago breh. I fap all the time but never realised how quickly I lose my erections if I'm nor constantly stroking until I couldnt get it up during sex. I was a virgin at that point so I'd never tried to penetrate vaginas before so never had an any idea of how hard I needed to be to do that. Turns out I can't get hard enough since it took forever to work it up enough to penetrate and even then I was getting softer the longer we fucked so if it slipped out it wasn't getting back in.
I went to my doc and told her I probs have ED. Took some blood tests and turns out I have high prolactin which is some hormone responsible for breast development or something which can sometimes result in ED. I'm going to see a specialist in a few months but asked for viagra in the meantime. They gave me a low dose to try out and it made me harder but still not enough to maintain penetration tier hardness for longer than a few minutes before going completely soft again. I'm going to ask for something stronger next time I go in.
You should try nofap and noporn for a week or so but that didnt work for me. I suggest seeing your doc, the sooner the better. Nothing worse than knowing there might be a fixable problem and doing nothing about it
>>36897178
it's a 1988 Lincoln Towncar if you were wondering
>>36898474
Literally the jews, lol
>>36898514
bruh i'm 19 no way I have ED, that shit is embarressing.
Plus I don't even have a doctor or anything like that.
>circumcisionproblems
>>36898474
know why it does? because cutfags fap differently than uncutfags
>hur dur i can fap without lube like uncut
no you can't. you aren't sliding the inner skin of your foreskin (since you have none) over your glans, you are merely roling unpleasureable shaft skin over your glans while jacking your shaft. this requires more pressure to feel shit so you wear out your dick way more.
Circumcisedfags are subhumans.
>>36897178
Lmao its all in your head OP.
You're saying she was gross, so your dick is being a bro and trying to to let you make a mistake with that shit.
2nd, it sounds like you were nervous, you need to take a few deep breaths and enjoy the situation. If you cant find enjoyment in being with the girl then you probably shouldnt be having sex with her.
3rd, stop fapping. 3 times a day is way too fucking much.
The first time I had sex I had trouble staying hard because I was so nervous, but it ended up working out because I just fucked her for a good hour.
After that, it was incredibly easy, basically once I relaxed about the whole sex thing everything turned out great.
>TFW you miss your ex after talking about good sex
OP here, I should probably add there was no foreplay. We drove to an abandoned parking lot and she was like "fuck me as hard as you can"
No foreplay, just fucking.
I feel like I'm supposed to be able to do that, especially if I'm trying to be a Chad. Foreplay is more for women right?
>>36898549
I'm only 21 and I'm pretty sure I've had it since at least 17. It's rare but not unheard of. You don't have like a local doctors office or anything?
>>36898776
I've got health insurance (tricare) but I have no idea how doctors work and I'm not about to ask my mom about this
>>36897178
i can just tell by the way you talk that you have self induced ED from addiction to pornography shitty lifestyle and being retarded and gay. enjoi yr limp peen
>>36897264
3 times per week is too much desu.
>>36898882
You literally just ring them up and ask for an appointment. If its your first time going they'll probably ask about some details like your phone number, address, DOB, maybe an emergency contact etc. You don't usually have to tell them what the appointments for, you just book one and they'll tell you when they're free. If your mum gets suspicious just tell her you just want a checkup to make sure you're all good. If you're checking for ED they'll probably make you do a blood test but if you go early in the morning you can usually just have that done straight away and they'll ring or message you when the results are ready and then you just book in another appointment with the same doctor you had the first time to go over the results.
>>36899458
Thanks bro. I'll try no fap for a week and then go from there.
I doubt its ED because when I was in basic training and went 2 months no fap I was constantly getting hard.
serious talk now: The EDfags ITT, are you circumcised?
If so you might look into foreskin restoration. it's a natural way to make you experience greater pleasure and you will get horny already thinking of the pleasure.
>>36897178
>we wont fuck again
this is where you say "oh, because I wanted a relationship with a slut that put out after 30 minutes so badly".
Do any of those gas station pills work in a pinch?
OP here, bitch is dtf.
bum
>>36897178
>Fuck /fit/ do I have ED?
No, you just aren't so much of an animal that you can do casual sex and treat females like fuck toys. Don't be sad, it's a good thing, it means you actually want an emotional connection with someone before you have sex with them. Go meet a nice girl and get to know her for a while before taking her to bed, it'll be much better.
>>36897209
so much this
>>36900010
Doubt it
>>36900946
Jesus.
It's a kind, understanding person.
But It's true, i second this opinion completely. Take his as a learning experience, and, well... find a girl you can hang out with,
>>36901020
>tfw no alpha enough to have a constant stream of random sluts to fuck
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>>36901116
Only way I can get hard from a blowjob is if she sucks my balls while I stroke my cock.
Even then I get soft pretty fast when I'm fucking her
>>36901135
damn
how to you fap three times a day?
I'm normally shooting blanks by round three
>>36901141
third time normally hurts a bit desu
>>36897178
You have open-induced erectile disfunction
look up "your brain on porn"
it's a pretty good website that will help you out
it takes a lot of commitment to fix though
>>36897178
>the taylor is cute meme
>>36897304
Seriously this is your wakeup call. Get. Your shit. Together.
>your post made me sad
>>36898466
>all this advice about not jerking off probably helping
>"guys i just jerked off again now what"
Im done. Go fuck yourself, you know, if you can get it up.
>>36897178
You might have the gay, OP
>>36901325
I got my dick sucked and now I want to get laid again. Fapping was just a general thing
>>36898072
Does alcohol do the opposite to anyone else? It makes me horny as fuck and turns my dick into diamonds and it's usually hard to get off.
>>36901482
OP here.
Same shit happens to me. I fucked my best friend black out drunk and don't remember it. No homo
>>36901494
So how do you know you fucked him? Wew wtf are you on lad?
>>36901546
Xans and a whole bottle of gentleman jack
>>36897232
That was a wild rollercoaster
>>36901567
You're gay bro, it's why you can't get hard for the pussy.
>>36897264
gr8 b8 m8
>>36897178
Stop watching porn.
Loosen your grip when you fap.
>>36897421
i know right? This is hilarious, and sadly sounds for real.
>>36897706
What do you mean dominate you? Did you meet her and fuck or did she just talk dirty to you online? Either way you should probably kill yourself. And I seriously mean this in the least edgy way possible, you should probably off yourself tonight.
