>see girl
>start chatting her up
>shes a solid 8-9/10
>high test goddess
>she says "I bet you stay in the gym"
>"oh yeah im a personal trainer"
>"wow really?"
>she didnt realize I was joking
>"im trying to lose weight can you help train me?"
>"put your number in my phone and ill contact you later, how much will it be?"
>"well for you, I guess I could make an exception."
oh fuck what have I done, what do I do? Any PTs here? is there any cookie cutter bullshit I can say? she hasnt texted me yet. I know a decent amount of info about cutting weight and macros because I used to wrestle
whats going to happen if she sees through me?
>>36887678
>8-9/10
>high test
Pick one and only one
>>36887690
He's right, true high test girls are 10/10
>>36887678
>>she says "I bet you stay in the gym"
Why are you chasing a negress or spic?
>>36887678
>I know a decent amount of info about cutting weight
You answered your own question. If she is really that clueless where to begin she isn't looking for you to be an encyclopedia. Just have her do your routine or abridge it for maximum A$$ gainz.
>>36887678
>put your number in my phone
why do people say this, it sounds awkward to me and like a practiced line
I don't know, is that what you're supposed to say? I just say can I have your number
>>36887699
black women are breddy good
>>36887698
Fuck up, chubby chaser
Low test is best test
>>36887715
this way its less creepy i guess
having them voluntarily enter their number in your phone as opposed to them turning you down and it turning awkward if you were just asking them. its stupid i agree but it works.
+intimacy of cqb
>>36887739
>this way its less creepy i guess
Personally I like to ask them and tell them it's because I want to see them again i.e. hangout/whatever, and that way I can gauge their interest. But to each is own.
>>36887722
Wtf not those gruesome creatures you posted though.
>>36887678
>whats goiing happen if she sees through me?
>Seeing through you
>Needing a personal trainer
Pick only one then don't worry about it. Then fuck her brains out anon, but be warned she's approached you as a utility. She needs you for a purpose. She might not be thinking about you as a potential partner especially since was asking about price. It might be hard to turn things around. If you fail to achieve bone at least try and turn her into a gym savvy woman. God knows we need more of those
>>36887678
Personal trainers know less than fucking nothing so don't even worry about it op. Even if you gave blatantly wrong advice, you'd still be doing better than an actual PT.
>>36887678
You literally, LITERALLY only need to regurgitate the sticky to her.
>>36887678
Pretty sure she just wants the D there anon. Otherwise just regurgitate the sticky.
On a related note, I was wingmanning a fit friend of mine, and used the "he's my personal trainer" line and she bought it. It's not that hard anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>36887792
This, you just need to fuck her brains out every day for cardio and she'll be fine
>>36887678
>convince grill you're a personal trainer
>use opportunity to craft grill into ideal physique
>carefully craft training and nutrition plan to create high-test masterpiece
>monthly reassessments to tweak plan to ideal parameters, e.g. reduce waist without sacrificing ass
You done good, OP, make sure you take pics ("progress pics") to show off your project in a few months.
>>36887722
THAT'S SOME LOW RES LOW TEST
>>36888888
Fuck you
>>36888888
You're shit and don't deserve those digits
>>36888888
fucking shit get
>>36888888
Toasting!!!
>>36888888
Numbers confirm
>>36887678
have the bitch do what you do moron
>>36888888
Witnessed
>>36888888
>>36888888
This is good
>>36888888
yes
>>36887715
I do the "here's my phone, put your number in" thing if it's loud and I think I may have misheard their name, or if I think I might mishear their phone number.
Also I'm really guilty of not listening to people from time to time, so this helps me get the details right.
>>36888888
Nice consecutive digits m8
>>36887678
SS+GOMAD
>>36888888
>repeating digits
>repeating 8s
>8
>the shape of high test
LOW TEST BTFO
>>36888888
Low test fags have learned their place
>>36889870
Yuck
She's legitimately obese
>>36887678
You still have chance, brah!
Accept that she has already detected your fake lie, because she might have.
Tell her that she can be trained for free, but know that this free training is only as long as you are friends (you have friends with benefits access 0nly as long as this membership is active). You should really put that helmet on yourself every time you meet with her.
>>36887715
I think it works better, people are more inclined to give their number to someone who gives them their Phone/trust and feel better about, giving their number themselves, at least that is what I think
>>36887715
i cant do this because i still have a galaxy s4 and women will judge me
>>36888888
Hour glass digits confirm low test losers ain't shit.
I met a girl yesterday and she has that perfect hourglass shape, huge thick tighs and she just is really cute, I can't contain myself thinking about her wrapping her legs around me
We're all gonna make it brehs
>>36888888
Low test btfo
>>36887722
>Low test
Do you even understand what you're implying when you say this? You're saying you have low testosterone and that that's somehow superior in some way. Being attracted to woman makes YOU high test, not them. Wanting to fuck any girl is "high test", even though that didn't make any fucking sense anyway since plenty of homos have high test too. This whole fucking meme is shit fuck you
>>36890349
>flat stomach
>yuck
>obese
Gay as fuck
>>36888888
>justice for test
>>36887678
you tell her that you where joking but if she wants to lose weight or get in shape that you can help her out or give her som tips in the gym. Congratulations you got your self a gym date
>>36888935
what fucking sorcery is this.
>>36888888
>Repeating 8s calling for High Res Low Test
chubbychasers BTFO
>>36888888
Low test betas on suicide watch
>>36888888
Witnessed
>>36887678
Considering the amount of personal trainers who spout complete and utter bullshit, and people believe them, you'll be perfectly fine spouting /fit/ memes at her.
>>36888888
>>36888888
FUUUUCK LOW TEST BETA CuCKOLDS BTFO
>>36888935
WHAT THE FUCK?
>starting a relationship on a lie
>>36888888
>>36887739
I don't know man, less girls reject giving out their numbers than you think. I just flat out say, ay let me get your number and thats that. Its cute, flirty and works
>>36890349
>"ive never seen an obese person in my life"
>>36894419
>everytime someone talks to a girl they end up in a relationship
ok
>>36890349
>you
>>36887678
>isnt a pt
>doesnt just tell the truth
Thats like shooting yourself in the foot, going to the hospital, and lying about how you were injured.
Should have just manned up and said you werent a pt. Sure its embarrassing, but now this situation is even worse.
>>36888888
Truly a god among men
>>36892789
>>36893386
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>>36891621
textbook armchair psychology
>>36895743
I freaked out in the heat of the moment because this girl was way out of my league
