>I just want to be toned
>l just want to be toned
>I just want to be toned
>l just want to be toned
>I just want to be toned
>l just want to be toned
>I just want to be toned
>l just want to be toned
>I just want to be toned
>l just want to be toned
>>36883603
they actually mean
>I just want to make up for all these years of being a mediocre shit
>>36883603
The fuck should you care?
>I worry about strangers opinions and goals
We don't make fun of anyone here OP, /fit/ is a 100% bully-free zone :-)
>>36883783
The fuck should you care
>>36883614
This
>I stopped caring about my body at age 20 and let it go to shit for another 20 years and now women find me repulsive
>making fun of someone not lifting things up and putting them down as much as you
LOL?
ur life must be so empty... anon...
>>36883603
This is my goal body
>>36885626
you wanna be a twink?
show that boypucci
>>36885626
Fucking twinks why do you browse a board dedicated to people that actually lift? I guess you probably fap to the CBTs or something
middle aged guy here.
After so many years and cycles in weight you realize you have to maintain whatever muscle you put on or else it turns to fat (doesn't really turn to fat, consuming the same calories and less lifting equals less muscle more fat).
Generally you have also reached a point where you are no longer socially awkward and have a 6 figure salary, so you can get girls without being super buff. Which girls generally don't care about anyway as long as you are not a disgusting fat body.
I came here to remind everyone that visible muscle tone depends on how much muscle mass and bodyfat you have.
>>36885742
>be middle aged
>still refer to women as 'girls'
I bet you have app profiles describing you as a 45 y o boy looking for fun.
>>36883603
His head is gigantic on that body. What is he, 5'2?
>>36885823
The result of narrow shoulders senpai
>>36885817
generally under 30 = girl, over 30 equal woman, you would know this if you were not still a boy.
>>36885863
I'm not a boy, m8. I'm a faggot :D
>>36885713
I try to stay as twinky as possible and then always look bigger guys straight in the eye as to evoke some sort of reaction.
Then when they ask me if theres a problem, I tell them I was just fantasizing about what it would feel like to be pinned down by them and being pounded in my tight little boipuci.
I wear perfume for girls and tight clothing to really confuse the fuck out of alphas, most of them are just looking for the next hole to decimate.
They dont really care about male or female if you're cute enough.
>>36885891
LONDON?
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Serious question: how do I into twink mode?
>>36885895
Nope :)
>>36885894
Is there a problem?
>>36885894
Post cute bum
>>36885894
get aids and die, faggot
>>36886008
No u
>>36886032
post pics plz
srs
>>36886008
I swallowed the load of the last guy that said that to me.
>>36886192
*Unzips benis*
>>36885817
>I bet
there is no wagering at 4chan, Grandpa
>>36886529
I bet you're a neckbeard :D
>>36883603
holy shit that pic
that was the exact body i had when i started
Sounds more like every 30-something woman in the gym to me. All the middle aged guys I see just do cardio and curls, so I'm assuming their goal is to lose weight and get bigger arms.
How would you go about getting this kind of body?
>>36885894
kek I like this pasta
>>36887220
Same here, still don't understand how people are attracted to bodies like this
>>36889082
DO SOME CORE WORK AND DONT EAT
>>36883603
>I just want to increase delivery of force to the pedals
>I just want to outclimb the competition
>I just want to be at the back of the lead-out train in the last 500 meters
>I just want to out-sprint the rest of the leaders and have my wheel first over the line
>I just want to be at the top of the podium and bring home the money
"Toned" is for fat losers.
>>36885559
why is that picture so confusing to my brain
>ur life must be so empty... anon...
and then she watched TV for 4 hours and posted on Facebook for another two
>>36883783
Found the middle-aged fatty
>light weights and high reps for these old bones heh heh
dude also wears fingerless gloves and brings a chemistry set of preworkouts and supplements with him to the gym
has a randy-tier gut as well
>>36891081
She's drinking out of a fancy looking glass but she's sitting in what appears to be a college cafeteria.
>>36883825
>I am uncaring and that's okay because I post le green frog man
>>36885559
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Spelling, grammar and interpunction.
>>36885933
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)
>>36885713
cock and ball torture is pretty hot, yeah
>>36886008
First you have to give it to him
>>36883614
>mfw I'm glad I reached that point at 23 instead of 40
Gonna make it
>>36889082
Be less than 20 years old and have good genetics
>>36890879
>that faggot that rides his bike in the middle of busy city streets going 25mph
Fuck you and your bike rights.
>you should really try bodyweight training, that will give you the separation between muscles, lifting weight will just get you big without details.
Thanks, 50 something dude.
What age is someone considered middle age?
>>36883603
>some dyel skelly is mad enough to make this thread every day
not really mad, or even annoyed, just amused
>>36896828
The middle one
That guy is ripped
>>36883603
>mfw my dad asks me how to "tone up"
>thinks curls will remove all the fat from his arms
>refuses to work out for more than 20 minutes at a time
>>36894220
This. Especially during rush hour. You deserve to get hit. Be considerate and take an alternate route.
