>tfw lesser men look down at the ground as they pass by you in an automatic display of submission
Alpha feels thread? Alpha feels thread.
>>36881727
sometimes i notice my beta friend physically recoils and hunches his shoulders when walking into a group of people/ talking to a girl/ telling a speech. Any idea why he does that?
I understand some guys not wanting to take their shirts off at a pool due to body issues. But this is like preemptively making yourself out to be a loser before a conversation starts.
>>36881727
You're a sad man
>>36881831
Confidence issues, I used to have them. Just tell him he does it and that he'll get much better results if he forces himself to stand straight, chest out and keep eye contact. Eventually it becomes second nature
>>36881862
ive told him this multiple times, even nudged him to do it. He just never responds to it, says he looks ugly when his shoulders are back. It's getting to the point where people are making comments about it, and im being forced to stand up for him and make myself out to be a social castoff.
Tbh, I don't really mind. But it is kind of annoying that he won't really try and change. Hopefully it's not longstanding
>>36881894
Take him lifting with you, it'll do wonders for his
>I look ugly with my shoulders back
>>36881894
He just doesn't realize that what he thinks he looks like is different than his other people view him. Point him to some body language theory and explanations. If he cares about not being a low-confidence beta he'll read it
>>36881862
>keep eye contact.
Sometimes this is retarded though. If you're walking towards someone and you just stare them in the eyes then you look like a fucking retard. Eye contact for a few seconds is fine but you'll really look autistic if you try to maintain eye contact with everyone that you meet on the street.
>>36881983
You're taking what I said to the extreme, use your common sense anon
>>36882034
Sorry, I wasn't saying that you were advising what I was advising against but some people do seem to think that you have to literally stare into a person's eyes until they are past you in order to be alpha.
>>36881727
Oftentimes groups of people suddenly stop talking when passing by me. Feels good but there's always a little tinge of insecurity.
>>36882051
He means make good eye contact when speaking and listening. Don't be a dope.
>>36881983
>>36882034
Yeah Im not going to recommend the staredown technique to my friend. In my own experience 2-3 seconds of eye contact is enough to tell whether someone is interested in having a conversation
OP thinks people zoning out in the street means they're submitting to him. Guaranteed manlet.
>>36882138
if he was a manlet then they'd be staring him in the eyes
kekekek
>>36882117
Cool people don't make I contact when they speak, though. Sunglasses are in the way. Stay lame.
>>36882138
Might be guaranteed dogshit under his shoes as well.
What a stupid thread
>>36882184
t. beta
>Walking down the street
>some obese neckbeard is heading towards me
>he keeps staring at me
>not even blinking
>look down because I don't want to get shanked
>hear him whispering "fucking alpha" and "made it" after he passes me
>>36882184
I bet this guy doesnt even make eye contact with the thread
Loads of people are getting intimidated by my presence alone. I had guys Do surreal shit because they felt threatened by me.
But it's funny: My history Professor tells me once a week what Kind of dont-fuck-With-me-Aura I apparently have atleast once a week. Its getting funnier when people realise i am a polite child Kek
>>36882250
Also yeah i am aware of how i used once a week twice. Shit happens when you delete half of a sentence and this happens
>>36881727
There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. I've done this so many times my trunk is full of like a weeks worth of dyel asian clothes. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me.
>>36882158
Can confirm. You will never be a true alpha if you make actual eye contact with all the betas. I prefer to use contacts because its looked down upon to wear sunglasses indoors and nobody can tell that they havent dortied me with their disgusting gazes.
Who else /illusoryeyecontact/ here?
>>36882225
Kek
>>36882284
Nigger behaviour anon, you should be ashamed
>>36882358
New
>>36882372
Black
>>36882358
Kek you can say what you want online you beta fuck. We both know you wouldn't say shit to me irl
>>36882284
youre not funny, youre just a douchebag, man. sorry but nobody thinks thats fun. "Not really a bully" YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE, WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY. prank? a prank. youre not funny, youre just a dick
>>36882284
Why not grab his towel as well when he's not looking? That way, his dick we'll be unprotected, completely at the mercy of your obviously gay lips. Do you both a favor and just ask him out, faggot.
It annoys me that now every single insecure man tries to be better than me in some way. People will ask me about something, and I'll respond in a totally normal way, and some (sometimes a couple) dude will say, "Yeah, well *I* blah blah blah."
I'm a CPA and a girl new to our group of friends was obviously interested and talking to me. One of the lanklets (I'm 5'11 Supreme Ruler of Manlets) chimed in about how he's looking for work right now, but that he used to be a cage fighter, fire fighter, and now is thinking of joining the military.
It's kind of annoying desu.
>>36882401
Ok m8, whatever helps keeps that crippling sense of inadequacy away
>>36882358
>>36882402
Lurk more newfriends
>>36881727
I try to stay as skinny as possible and then always look bigger guys straight in the eye as to evoke some sort of reaction.
Then when they ask me if theres a problem, I tell them I was just fantasizing about what it would feel like to be pinned down by them and being pounded in my tight little asshole.
I wear perfume for girls and tight clothing to really confuse the fuck out of alphas, most of them are just looking for the next hole to decimate.
They dont really care about male or female if you're cute enough.
>>36882401
>literally a panty snatcher
>intimidating
Do you sniff them, faggot? I bet you do.
>>36882284
Literally kill yourself, not even memeing
>>36882284
Holy shit i have to tell my buddy Big P about this.
>>36882426
t. Chang Lee
>>36882420
I would laugh along, pin you down, yell no homo, and proceed to breed.
>yohimbine is a hell of a drug.
>>36881727
Lol, as if they are even thinking about you
>>36881727
if i wanted to subdue you, id ask whats your max rep
I did it. I actually fucking did it.
>random girl I used to know back in college
>she's going out with a sailor, guy is currently away
>been giving her hints, she plays along
>today I went to her place
>immediately fuck
>with my dick still in her vagoo, I asked her just to confirm if she's still going out with the guy, she answers yes
>dick goes ballistic
Also, she told me that it wasn't her first time having sex, but I still saw blood on my dick, last time she had sex was about a year ago. I'm barely 6 inches with 5 inches girth.
For the record, she's a tiny, 5'3 asian, bit meaty, HUGE PUFFY NIPPLES. Next time I'll try to take pics of dem tittys, dick is rock hard just thinking about them again.
>>36882420
This pasta should have the word boipuci in there somewhere.
>>36882250
>I had guys Do surreal shit because they felt threatened by me.
Such as?
>>36882467
Not pasta fyi.
>lanklet
>can look big guys (4u) in the eye just fine
>usually look at ground after eyeing over girls walking by
>tfw I look down at the ground when I pass stronger people
>>36881727
sometimes people look towards the ground because they're distracted in thought and not submitting to your "alphaness"
also if you think you're an alpha male then you're actually a faggot and should consider suicide
>>36882463
How about you grow up and respect that another man has a right to her? You're pathetic. The idea that you are aroused at the thought of taking something that belongs to another man while he is not there to defend it is pretty beta.
>>36882284
>dyel asian at my gym
>notice his tiny little penis whenever he showers
>seriously, every time he showers I notice
>it's just a penis, right there, and I always end up looking at it
>one day I decide to bully him with my heterosexual alpha-ness
>steal his towel
>use my woman-loving tongue to lick every fiber that his gay penis has touched
>he gets out of the shower
>"stay where you are, queer", I tell him
>get on my knees
>I suck him off, he's such a fucking faggot
>"hahaha, bet you wish you were straight like me, don't you faggy boy", I ask, semen dribbling out of my mouth
>tfw successful alpha male gym bully
>>36882478
It is now.
>>36881894
you're a good friend
>>36882223
I came into this bread because I knew someone would post this. Bless you /fit/, never change.
>>36881727
If I make eye contact that means I have to talk to people, and I might start giving guys the fight me look or girls the I want to fuck look
>>36882501
>something that belongs to another man
Your patriarchy is showing. Kill urself my man.
I stare down males more alpha than me to compensate, not excessively long, I just take a good look at them (no gay) before shifting my sight back again
>>36882528
>and I might start giving guys the fight me look or girls the I want to fuck look
Or make terrible mix up.
>>36882401
post a pic, jiggle tits.
>>36882501
So all the great conquerors were actually beta. What a revelation.
>>36882501
Cuckold porn got into me, but instead of being the cuck, I've wanted to be the bull.
Next target are the women in the office (mostly married/newly wed).
guessI'vegotbrainissues.jpg
>>36882504
Kek
My sides left the orbit
>walking through uni
>skinny phucks glare at me when passing by
>I'm always looking straight forward but I see their glares through peripheral vision
>sometimes I look back at them
>they immediately avert their gaze
Why the fuck do beta-looking faggots always do this? All the Chad/Alpha looking dudes just look straight forward and walk to their destination without giving a fuck about others. But all the skinny dyel faggots stare at dudes bigger than them. Is it jealously? Is it them trying to assert some type of dominance?
>>36881727
I walk around and I'm not interested in what others think of me. Even more I don't really feel good if I see someone that is smaller or less fit, I'll only feel the urge to help these people achieve more in life.
Being alpha is not about masturbating to your own image, it's about being there for others, making yourself an example and doing this without personal regard.
If you feel you're a big man because you look down on others;
>you're not alpha.
>>36882572
Learn to read, fag. I am saying that he is aroused at the thought of taking something, in secret and with no possibility of consequence, from a man who is probably more alpha than him is extremely pathetic.
>>36882604
It's lust, anon. I try to stay as skinny as possible and then always look bigger guys straight in the eye as to evoke some sort of reaction. These guys are just shy, try to make the first step.
Then when they ask me if theres a problem, I tell them I was just fantasizing about what it would feel like to be pinned down by them and being pounded in my tight little asshole.
I wear perfume for girls and tight clothing to really confuse the fuck out of alphas, most of them are just looking for the next hole to decimate.
They dont really care about male or female if you're cute enough.
>>36882548
that's also a legitimate possibility
>Out in the club
>I dance with a pretty girl
>Som scrawny kid comes over and tries to steal her
>I literally take one step forward and push him so hard that he stubles back in the big dancing crowd.
>>36882548
Kek
>>36882617
>at office gym
>bunch of dyels, some can't even bench the bar
>just observing while doing my lifts
>help those who consistently check in for over a month
Not a single one goes beyond 4 weeks consistently, instead of getting disappointed, I turned it into a fun guessing game called 'How long will this faggot last?'
>>36882463
>HUGE PUFFY NIPPLES
Ew
>>36882617
This.
>>36882413
>>36882425
>>36882426
>>36882504
>>36882558
>>36882596
>you will never be this new ever again
>>36882702
That shit is my jam nigga, bonus points if inverted.
Holy grail material right fucking there Dom why are you such a faggot
>>36881727
Alpha here. Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.
>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."
Haven't seen him since. Probably a nyr.
>tfw looking straight ahead while walking was the first step I made to self improvement
>noticed straight away that most adults are staring at their feet like betas, completely disengaging with the world
>realise how pathetic the average person is
I'm still nothing special today, but seeing people do that makes me fucking sick.
>stare off halfway between ground and ahead resting between sets
>less than 2 sec glance when needed
I've been hit on at gym by both semester and I'm just here to work out without being social. I socialize at work or school, not when I'm pushing my body to its limits..... past experience has taught me to keep ear buds in, head down between sets or fuckers want to mire and ask questions
>>36882646
8/10 got hard
>be fat kid in high school
>can engage in the bants with mates, throw insults at one another
>laughter and general happiness all around
>first two years of uni
>lost all weight, gained muscle, grew 3 inches (now 6'2'') lost acne, hair and face looks better etc. basically look like chad
>no more bants because people now think i'm just a dick insulting them
>people look to me for approval that i don't know how to give
>people talk shit about me behind my backs but are nice to me to my face
I should be happy that people see me so differently but I have become "socially awkward" since i don't know how to act.
inb4 fake it and get new friends
they know i'm faking it and i've tried and i don't like chads.
>>36882898
>they know i'm faking it
Then git gud or git out.
This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over? Well this morning that happened and I went to take a piss at work and this guy was in the urinal next to me and when I went to take a piss all of the urine came out sideways and went all over this asian dyel's work shoes. He was like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU?!" I just said "I fucked my gf this morning and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue leftover? Well that happened.", flushed the toilet did a backflip, turned 360 degrees and started moonwalking backwards and left
>>36881727
Youre coming to post about it on a chinese cartoon imageboard bro, doesn't sound very alpha
>>36882979
Found the beta.
>>36882979
Fun fact of the day: Anime was originally from Japan, not China.
>The more you know.
>>36883046
Yellow all the same.
>>36881727
Would be a good thread if there werent so many beta males on /fit/
>tfw lesser """""men""""" rerack your weights
>tfw you step infront of a lesser """""man""""" at the water fountain and he just waits quietly
>tfw lesser """"male"""" is working out on 2 machines at the same time so you overtake the one you need while he is working out on the other one
>>36883137
>tfw I care about my gym, and rerack weights. Tell "alphas" like you off when I see them racking them wrong, they look down and rerack.
>tfw if using two machines alternate with someone who wants to use one
>tfw not a social spastic autist like some people on this thread
Do you even lift? And I ask because it doesn't look like you've ever learned how to gym.
>>36883046
>ATCHUALLY
>they're Japanese not Chinese cartoons
>calls the other anon a newfag
reddit leave
>>36882898
>doesnt know how to be benevolent chad
make them feel how you look, dummy
>>36883210
The irony of this post kek
>>36882604
insecurity
>>36883221
thing is i've never had to do it before and i got used to it since it was the first 18 years of my life. Now it's either incorporate a energy draining, mundane task into my personality or be seen as a dick? fuck that i have my own baggage and don't feel like taking anybody else's.
>>36882572
Because the great conquerors snuck in while the men were away, did the deed, then ran with their tails between their legs? Kek
>>36883293
Then stop caring. That's all it takes anon, stop caring about people.
If, on the other hand, you want to be a human being you have to make that effort.
That effort is what makes you different. You've got baggage? Sure, everyone does. Maybe yours is heavier than most. But you lift heavy things. So lift and carry that shit, and be the best person you can be.
>>36882583
Bulls also reverse as cucks. The fuck wives but don't care when their own sleeps around. So you're still a beta faggot lol
>>36881727
They're probably looking down because you're so short
>>36883179
Some people mistake thuggish nature for being alpha. It's usually the guys with beginners gains too. Soon enough they'll learn about having a balanced attitude and personality but everyone grows at their own pace.
Literally had her husband drop her off at my home. He already knew that she had sneaked out of their marital home to come see me a few times. That day all I could think about was him while having sex with her. I felt like a breeding bull.
I'm upset though as that was the last time we had sex. I only wish my last memory of sex with her had been the time before when we truly made love.
>>36881727
>it's another insecurity bragposting thread
>>36883497
>I could think about was him while having sex with her
kek
>>36881727
I know tf OP. I've had dates call me intimidating, and I scare people easily.
I don't mean to be a frightening person, I'm just really tall, built, and dont smile as much as I should. Little do the people on the street know that Im a nice, empathetic guy who loves chinese cartoons.
im a gentle giant :(
>>36883293
thing is i've never had to do it before and i got used to it since it was the first 18 years of my life. Now it'e either incorporate a energy draining, mundane task into my personality or be seen as a fatty? fuck that i have my own baggage and don't feel like taking anybody else's.
>boohoo
