Do you have a bucket list /fit/?
What are some things you want to do before you die?
Kill myself
fuck a guy, just to try it. no homo
I have only one thing that I really want to accomplish and that is to create a word which is added to a dictionary (and not some phony online dictionary, but something like Oxford).
Though it's not really about getting a word into a dictionary which is that important, but rather to create a word which gains a soul of its own by travelling from mouth to mouth for many generations.
Be happy
>>36869628
Look like Zyzz, fuck a black girl, try DMT.
>>36869965
>DMT
goddamn, everytime that gets mentioned I get a bit pissed off
>read about it, think that it's something I must try
>am at the time an avid /x/ enthusiast and practice law of attraction to get me some DMT
>week later a stoner friend of mine straight up gives me some DMT
>put it in my jacket's frontpocket and bicycle home straight away to take the DMT
>get home and set everything ready for the trip
>go to fetch the DMT from the jacket
>mfw it had fallen out from the pocket somehow
>call my friend and ask if he has some more
>"sorry, that was the last I had and dunno when more comes around. Shit's kinda hard to find"
>4 years later and i still haven't tried out DMT, all because of my fucking shitty frontpocket
>>36870011
Kek couldn't get loa to work again in four years?
>>36870038
nope, Have gotten loa to work for a bunch of other stuff but no DMT, but haven't really done that much serious work to attain it either. Could do it again though. I think a big reason why I haven't managed to attained through loa is because of a subconscious fear of that it might change me too much and that my family would notice the change.. stupid reason
>>36870111
If it is too hard to find DMT you could make Ayahuasca. It's the same chemical, it's just longer lasting and less of a complete blastoff. In the US the plants are legal to buy separately, it's just illegal to make it into ayahuasca. You could buy Banisteriopsis Caapi and P. Vidris off ebay.
>>36869628
heres my list of top 10 things I want to do
>loose virginity
>hug a girl that not family
>kiss a girl
>get a gf
>have a girl depend on my
>see a boob in real life of a woman thats not my mom
>see a vagina in real life
>hold hands with a girl
>come home to a girl making me dinner, greeting me at the door. Asking me how my day was and hugging me when she sees that I didnt have a good day to make me feel a bit better about the shit day i had, and making me forget about the fact that every day i have to go thru this shit and again tomorrow because i have to be serounded by people who piss me off and i cant get out of this shit life without maybe killing myself.
>watch starwars
I'm 22 in college and I have no idea. Obviously i want to be happy but i dont know where to start. I've been thinking of dropping out of college, moving out of my parents house and just figure out what I'm trying to do with my life. The only thing I'm doing that I actually enjoy and care about is staying /fit/. Maybe make some money and go travel.
>>36870011
How do I into Law of Attraction?
>Own a porsche Panamera
>Get a son and teach him what mistakes not to make
>Get a trophy wife
>Tell my parents i love them
>Donate all my wealth to charity
>Do roids
Basic stuff
>>36870363
>Own a porsche Panamera
Out of the entire Porsche line-up, you go with the Panamera?
>>36869628
see a prince concert
>Visit every state
>Live in the woods for a month without bringing anything
>Build a custom Mustang
>Get married and have kids
>Own a sickass house
>Make a coonskin hat from scratch
>Be self-sustaining
>Sprint a mile
Living the American dream here
>>36870407
>>36869628
>travel across the East Mediterranean
>buy a somewhat nice car in the next 2 years, Bmw 3 series, Mustang GT, etc
>get swole as fuck
>get an exotic gf
>get into USAF (done)
>keep making gains
>get PTR and SA58
>get 1959 LP Special I
>get custom Orange head
>get huge Marshall cabinet
>live in decommissioned lighthouse
>get 1969 Camaro SS in black
>be happy
>>36869628
Not disappoint my parents anymore. 24 years old, kv, working a crappy overnight job. The disappointment in my parents eyes is worse then the thought of being alone for the rest of my life. The only way I could make them sadder is to kill myself.
Win a regional or state bodybuilding competition, I've only done high school and college competitions but I want to do amateur (natty). Not about that roid life
I want to see dense lush tropical jungles and islands.
I want to raft in Costa Rica
I want to rent a house boat in the Bahamas
I want to surf in Hawaii and hike and climb the volcano
I want to sit on a beach in Figi for a week and listen to Jimmy Buffet
>>36870646
Fiji*
>>36869670
>>36869963
>>36870251
>>36870623
It's ok brehs, somehow we'll make it.
>>36870269
Let the answer come to you.
>>36869628
> Avalanche
> Arrested
> Murder
> Meth
> Heroin
>kms at 120
>>36870407
Damn nigga
>>36869963
-Be a self sustaining sexy mountain man, alone and content, silent and strong
-2/3/4/5 for reps
-do a legit low dose test/tren cycle for a year (real low like 150/150/week)
-marry a girl who acts like a 60s housewife. No bitching, cucking, divorcing, just daily loving beejees
-stockpile some really good heroin and go on one last blast before I die (clean for years. Still miss it)
-maintain 10% bf forever
-have success in a field after creating something revolutionary (an idea, business, product, invention etc)
-then be rich and donate 90% of it while living like Warren buffet. Basically just be Warren buffet
Start a revolution of a world without money where robots do all the labor and humans are left to study quantum physics, space, philosophy , and just be all around happy and loving.
Money is the root of all evil. It's obviously not realistic to have a world without it before every person completely changes. No economic/political system works because people ruin it by being selfish. If people have what they need they will be happier and advance through Maslow's shit.
Inb4 communism doesn't work, edgy, etc
>>36869951
Never even thought about that. That sounds deep as fuck though. How do you go about that? Just start using a word and explain it's meaning to people when they ask, and hope it catches on?
>>36869688
Where are you? We can cross that off your list right now.
>>36870251
Girls arent that great desu, but i hope you find that out by crossing all that off your list :)
I want to travel to Asia by car
>live without anxiety
>know what its like to kill a man
>have a threesome
>end it all by doing massive amounts of coke/dying in combat
>kiss my gymbro
>>36869951
What kinda word we talking? Noun, verb, adjective - or are you not fussed?
>Obtain Bachelor of Medicine
>Do a few laps of the Nordsleiefe
>Learn to play classical piano
>Learn to play electric guitar
>Attend Oktoberfest
>Lift 1/2/3/4 for reps
>Run a marathon
>Have a baby boy and teach him to become the man I should have and could have become
>Renew wedding vows with wife in LA by an Elvis impersonator
>Ride in a helicopter
>Donate a decent amount of money (relative to my income and wealth) to a charity where kids with cancer benefit
>Buy a nice watch, wear its 25 plus years everyday then hand it down to my son/grandson
>>36869628
Hang out with DiCaprio for 24hrs, just to see what that "level" in life is like...
i just wanna die on a chair on a rainy day looking out the window on the highest floor of the tallest building in a city at night while slowly sipping away from a protein shake
>>36873885
Just go for it
>bro
>>36870646
I live in the bahamas you should visit sometime m8 ill give you a tour
>>36869628
>bodhisattva gains
[ ]Go hiking while on psychedelics
[ ]Do DMT
[ ]Experience ego death
[ ]Have 0 possessions
[ ]Fuck 100 girls
[ ]Read the Western cannon
[X]Squat 225
[ ]Squat 305
[ ]Deadlift 305
[ ]Deadlift 395
[ ]OHP 135
[X]Bench 225
[ ]Bench 305
[ ] Bike over 20 miles
[ ] Run ten miles
[ ]Write a novel
[ ]Publish a novel
[ ]Make an EDM song in ableton
[ ]Perform jazz piano
[ ]Get a bachelor's degree
[ ]Start a business
[ ]Make over 100 grand a year
[X]Save 1000 dollars
[ ]Save 5000 dollars
[ ]Save 10,000 dollars
[ ]Save 50,000 dollars
[ ]Own a house
[ ]Invent something
[ ]Live in Latin America
[ ]Speak another language fluently
[ ]Go on lone road trip
[X]Do heroin
[ ]Visit Harvard
[ ]Visit Boston
[ ]Get a sales job
[X]Design a website
[X]Write a program
[ ]Drink over 50 beers in one sitting (and don't die)
[X]Read the Koran
[ ]Play Smetana - Moldau on piano
[ ]Play a live show
[ ]Build a computer
[ ]Design an operating system
[ ]Build a robot
[ ]Get an MFA
[ ]Go fly fishing
[ ]Film and direct a movie or short film
[ ]Make an animated movie
[ ]Perform stand up comedy
[ ]Have passive income
[ ]Own an art studio
Not great progress so far, but I can't complain.
>>36876699
well at least you got heroin out of the way, how was it
>>36876699
Ive done dmt 30ish times. Fucking hell do it.
Kill someone
Rape someone
>>36876699
this is a neat list
>>36870407
im so mad about this
prince performed in my city 2 weeks ago and i told myself it was a bucket list thing to go to but work came up and couldn't go
Get a gf
>>36876699
>Bike over 20 miles
you can do that in an hour
Attend all four grandslams (tennis)
Become a millionaire
Own more than one house
Pass professional certification exam
Teach a class
Hold a snake, hate em
Have a kid
Read the Bible cover to cover
Train a dog
Camp in the woods alone
Visit every continent
Read 50 books in a year
Run 3 miles
Sky dive
>>36869628
>Serve my country
>Buy my own house away from people and cities
>Find a loyal and loving woman to marry
>Raise my children
>Hold my grandchildren
>Die with honor
I'd LIKE to do some random stupid shit like ride a bike over a car, but the above are my overall goals.
>>36877084
Good goals, but 3 miles? As ambitious as your other goals are, this one's lacking
>>36869628
Lose my virginity to a /fit/ guy
[spoiler] yes homo [/spoiler]
>>36876699
Your goals of saving more than $1000 and getting an MFA don't quite jibe son
>pay off student loans
>>36876699
>do heroin
wtf man
get the tip in my own mouth
I aim to change the world.
I will too.
>>36869688
That's beautiful dude
>>36869628
>Create something
>Fuck an asian qt
>Consider myself a person worthy of admiration
>Change the world for the better.
That's about it, really my biggest thing is I just want to be physically healthy until I go, I don't want to be in my late 40's/50's and unable to play sports or be active and just sit around in a decrepit body wishing I had a youthful body again.
>>36877627
Shit this was meant for
>>36869951
Not
>>36869688
>>36876699
>[X]Squat 225
>[X]Bench 225
>Deadlift 305......
How is this even possible?
>>36876721
pretty great, though I prefer uppers.
>>36876733
can't seem to find a source unfortunately. I've had 5 people promise me they could get it, then flaked on me. I hate dealing with drug addicts.
>>36877456
this made me legit lol.
>>36877484
sorry bruh, I enjoy experiences, and I've always been able to try things just once.
>>36877669
I know... My deadlift is incredibly weak. I've been trying to change it, by doing some more variation. Pause deadlifts and sumo deadlifts. Seems to be helping a bit.
>>36877084
>Become a millionaire
>Own more than one house
>Pass professional certification exam
>Teach a class
>Read the Bible cover to cover
>Train a dog
>Read 50 books in a year
>Run 3 miles
Did most of your list and yet I still waste my time doing coke and the occasional meth for intense lifting sessions then come home and watch cartoons on repeat.
>>36877403
I'm in shape, I've just never ran 3 miles straight before. I can run one pretty comfortably, but I'd have to work on 3. Need to just do it, but keep putting it off.
>>36869628
>move back to homeland
>reclaim my grandfathers land
>have spanish gf
>marry german or Scandinavian woman
>become fluent in two more languages
>try mushrooms
>kill a bear with a revolver
>get in a fight with more than one person and win
>have children whose first language isn't English
>get disowned by my mother
>>36877700
Dan is that you?
>>36877723
Oh and fly a Stuka with Jericho sirens
>>36869628
To one day make a bucket list.
>>36877724
No but he sounds alright.
>>36869628
Have sex.
>>36876699
>Speak another language fluently
Highly recommend this, I speak Spanish and german. Do it right though, if you're good enough and go to the real parts of such countries the experience is unreal, it's like being the new kid at jr. High
>>36877842
>it's like being the new kid at jr. High
So all the girls will hit on me and ill cry because all the attention overwhelms my anxious mind?
Deadlift 600lbs
OHP 2pl8 for reps
I want to see the northern lights
>>36877863
That was my expierence in Spain at least, they al wanted to dance and fuck, neither of which I was an expert in
>I weel teach Jew añon
Can't wait to go back
>>36869628
1. suck the last breath out of a man i have defeated in hand-to-hand combat, consuming his soul for eternity
2. experience the quickening
>>36877753
Mission accomplished!
>>36877909
Where did you go? Trying to decide between going back to Portugal or going to Spain for first time. Wondering about general dirtiness and petty crime.
>>36870011
I got a gram in the fridge if you wanna come over
>>36870011
1 word: darknet
>>36877777
hot dang, quints
Become a buddha
>Travel to Thailand (about to do)
>Turn pro in muay thai
>be happy
>learn to play piano
>climb k2
>maybe dive off k2 after climbing it
>become a commercial airline pilot and announce my retirement while travelling over an ocean, and parachute the fuck out
>Punt an annoying yappy chihuahua like a ball (have done, highly recommend)
>>36877644
You can be honest with us anon, this is a safe space. More so than /lgbt/
>>36869628
>poop in the sea
it makes me feel like im becoming 1 with the world
>jump off a REALLY tall building with no parachute which will kill me
>murder someone
>have gay sex (no homo)
>wife the girl im currently talking to
>build a blanket fort
>become 5"10
>ROID
am 5"8
>Create a popular meme
>Visit China
>Experience Polar Night
>See Wrestlemania live
>Have Sex
>Get goal body
i guess that's pretty much it
>>36869628
[ ] Build my own Neo-Venezia
>>36869628
get a gf
>>36870251
Bait desu
Diagnosed with cancer last year, so some things I scrapped.
Skydive (done)
Bungee jump (done)
Round Cape Horn
Round Cape of Good Hope (done)
Enter the Arctic circle
Sail in fjords
Sail over Marianas Trench (done)
Cross the equator (done)
Cross Atlantic Ocean (done)
Cross Pacific Ocean
Visit big canyons
Dive with sharks
Visit Easter Islands
Bike trip through the Ardennes
Stay in a Charlton Hotel
Speak French fluently
Speak Dutch fluently
Piss from the bridge wing of a ship
Ride a motorbike (done)
Ride a 1000cc superbike
Ride Ou Kaapse Weg on a motorbike
Make someone laugh until they cry
Perform (guitar) in front of a big crowd again
>>36869628
Travel world and have adventures with friends
be physically and mentally able to adventure with friends
Honestly, that's it. That's literally all I've ever wanted and every day it's the thing that gets me out of bed and every night it's the thing that I dream about. I mean, sex would be nice too, but that's on the back burner honestly. But having to jump through endless hoops for such a simple dream leaves me bitter sometimes.
I'm not really sure how to deal with these feels but I keep moving forward towards my one impossible dream
>>36884592
This is a good list only if you do all those things in 1 day
>>36869670
Dammit, came here to post this but I was beat to it..
>>36869628
I just want to die a good death
fuck a general dynamics f16 fighting falcon
Maybe also write a book but like fuck if that'll ever happen.
>>36877777
>wasted gets
>>36877777
Nice lucky quints
Not really a bucket list, but I really want to travel as much as I can and explore the world. I'm actually going to Japan in 3 weeks as the first place I've always wanted to go to.
>>36869628
o-obtain IFBB pro card..
>>36889755
Ignore the IFBB pro card. You can take my v card
