Ever had any interesting locker room experiences, /fit/?
>LOCKER ROOM PARTIES!
>>36864865
what the fuck is that string for? will his pecs fall off if i untie it?
>>36864887
it would be very painful
>>36864865
I walked into a locker room and a guy was bashing his head against one of them. I noped the fuck out of there and told an employee. When he went to go check he said the guy was passed out on the floor with a hamburger face. Medics came and put him in a neck brace and that's the last I saw the guy.
>>36864887
hot pec action.
I hope you fucking appreciate this gif- it took me a fucking hour to fucking find it.
You'd think guts' glorious giggling titties would get more fucking recognition, but nooo.
>>36864904
for you...
>>36864887
must be a meme because it only has one purpose
>>36864865
>late night in the gym with roommate
>we're talking about dick sizes
>after workout we go shower
>separate showers
>still talking about dick sizes in the shower
>"oh this rail is about the thickness"
>hear someone in the locker room
>"anon are you still showering????"
>"..........yes..........."
>>36865308
Or his stump arm that he pleasures casca and himself with
>>36865368
He tried that once and she wouldn't even look at him until the stupid boat
>work graveyard shift so I got to the gym after around 5-6am depending on when i sneak off.
>ANYWAYS one morning i see some kid putting his crap in a locker that has a handicap sticker.
>old man hobbling, barely able to walk
>HEY GUY ARE YOU HANDICAPPED?
>kid is confused
>THAT LOCKER IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE HANDICAPPED OD YOU FEEL GOOD USING IT KNOWING THAT OTHERS NEED IT?
>nope the fuck out
There was a locker on the bottom right next to it. I dont get how the two extra steps made that old man so pissed. When I see him in the gym hes just hobbling around. Still confused about that one.
>>36864865
First one was from football weightroom from high school. Nigger friend walks around showing a "video of him doing a backflip" to everyone in the lockerroom. Me and best friend walk in unaware of this tom foolery. Proceed to be shown picture of him at full mast holding his dick and smiling at the camera.
> Proceed to beat shit out of nigger friend
Some nigger wouldn't stop going on about my dick size (I'm a shower and pretty hung) after he saw me in the shower. Like, he was talking about it non stop and it made me look like a fag who just pulled a bottom bitch.
>>36865466
How do i get a job at a graveyard fellas? I imagine id enjoy the peace while getting paid.
>>36865657
Graveyard shift means working late at night (usually 12am) you fucking retard.
>>36865646
he obviously wanted to get bottomed out
>>36865500
with ur dick right?
imma be let down i think
>enter men's locker room
>EXCUSE ME MISS THIS IS THE WOME-- *hears my voice*--Oh oops! Sorry sir
Talked to the management about it and now I have women's locker room privileges because they're transgender-friendly.
I really don't feel comfortable in either locker room though tbqh
>>36865780
no homo
>>36865756
Yeah, but Im not gay.
>>36865841
It's not gay if you top. Then it's just dominance.
>>36865847
I actually had a guy blow me once. Having a guy kneel in front of my dick is enough dominance, no need to stick it in his disgusting asshole.
>>36865894
>I actually had a guy blow me once.
Fucking hell man! I was just memeing. You can't have guys gagging on your dick and say "no homo".
>>36865913
But /fit/ told me if I said no homo it would be fine...
>>36865800
no we used fists and belts (what can i say im old school)
>>36865697
Thats the point you fucking idiot. 12am is peacefull as fuck especially in a graveyard
>>36865913
why?
a mouth is a mouth, it's not like the difference between an anus and a pussy
it's wet and warm and it's trying to please you, what's gay about that
>>36866041
>what's gay about that
The moustache above it, fagget.
>walk into gym, kinda pissed, had a bad day
>minding my own business
>taking care of my stuff and my locker
>getting ready to work out
>some asshole says something about a leather club being two blocks down
>have no idea what the fuck he's talking about, but I'm already kinda pissed so I just tell him to fuck off
>starts talking shit about how he'd show me who was in charge of the gym
>even uses the word jabroni
I just wanted to lift
>>36866058
The guy was a twink though, and he sucked better than most girls.
>>36866102
>The guy
There's just no getting around that part.
>>36865657
Your sir are retarded.
>>36866116
Eh, whatever I can safely say I'm not a faggot despite this
no
but whenever I see a hot gym in the gym I always end up fantasising about them in the shower
instaboner
I got one. It was a boxing gym locker room
>after practice
>guys standing around, getting dressed, chatting
>this autistic kid is always quiet and keeps to himself
>for some reason, he decides to take his shorts in a way they slip to his foot, he flings in the air and catches it midair (i guess)
>shorts fling of his foot
>hit a big bald boulder of man on the back of the head
>everybody freezes
>bald guy throws the stinky, sweaty shorts and turns to the kid
>kid's half naked looking at him in horror
>bald guy asks him if he's retarded or something
>kid just gets dressed super quick, leaves never to be seen again
bad luck for him I guess. When I say kid, I mean 17-18, and by autstic I mean he didn't really talk to anyone and avoided eye contact
>>36866330
And by "he", you mean "I".
>>36866362
n-no, I don't know w-what you are talking about man
>>36866330
Was just about to post a boxing gym locker room story too.
>we get a new guy
>something's off about him
>got the eye jitters
>makes weird noises to himself
>behaves in the ring so we don't give him a hard time
>get in the locker after practice (he was already dressed when we went to change before practice)
>we start changing
>guy takes off his hoodie
>faces of children all over his arms and back
>we all look at each-other
>Those your kids?
>turns around
>doesn't look directly at the guy who asked
>No.
>turns back
>our collective face when
Stuck around for a few more sessions and disappeared. Wonder what his deal was. Maybe ill or something? Doubt he was a criminal or anything, didn't really give off a dangerous vibe.
>>36866393
I may have misspoken. By "all over his arms and back" I mean several large portraits, not many small ones, hence the question.
>>36866300
>whenever I see a hot gym in the gym
DAWG U WOT
>>36865320
No one cared who he was until he put on whatever that is.
McFit locker room
>me and gym bro both wait for showers to get free
>queuing like normal people
>2 syrian refugees walk past us, look into the shower, look at us
>position themselves in the entrance of the shower
>tap him on the shoulder, tell him we were here first
>he smiles kindly and doesnt react, turns around
>explain again, sign language
>no reaction
>getting ready to blow some steam
>shower gets empty and one of them fucking sprints there and looks at me with a shit eating grin
>the fuck do i do now? physically remove him and have a grappling match with a nude hairy arab? fuck no
beat him up and get sued? fuck no
>have my gf report them for sexual harrassment, she tells the staff they both entered the womans locker room and made obszene gestures to her while they watched her showering
>banned for lifetime
intelligence beats pure testosteron
>Black guy dancing around naked rapping out loudly to himself
>Old dudes always walking around naked and masturbating in the showers
>Three Arab dudes who were squeezing each others muscles and tweaking their nipples
>Swole roider dude who sorts through his syringes and vials in the middle of the change room
>>36866467
Top kek
>>36866467
good job anon.
>>36866467
>dealing with assholes and creating prejudice against muslims at tbe same time
doing gods work anon
>>36866467
fuck you
okay, they didnt know how to behave
but still, if you act like this, germans will not take refugees anymore and that makes you responsible anon. Think about it, how many refugees are going to be denied entrance to germany because people like you dont shut up
>>36866467
good one lad
There's this one guy who keeps a pharmacy on him at all times. Everyone refers to him as The Alchemist.
>>36866467
very nice anon.
>>36866539
fuck off back to the cuckshed Sven
>>36864865
>walk into locker room
>spying this shoeless faggot with sweatpants and a wife beater
>he calls out to me "Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down."
>notice I accidentally wore my leather pants and harness to gym butt fuck it. I'll still defend myself. Say "Fuck you"
>he stands up and says "No, fuck YOU leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough."
>not wanting to look like a faggot I answer "Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!"
>he "Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?"
>start to get doubts but I'm in too deep "Yeah, no problem buddy!"
>"You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit."
>"Yeah, smart ass."
>"I'll show you who's the boss of this gym."
That day, I learned who really was the boss of that gym. No homo.
>>36866539
good fuck refugees bring back the fucking concentration camps
>>36866300
>whenever I see a hot gym
>>36866069
100 Internets to you
>Irish fag
]>Gypsies (Think Snatch types) come in, all fat as fuck, do 20 minutes on the cross trainer then back to the changing rooms.
>They all go for showers except this one bug ass nigga. he's sweating, leaking bone marrow ffs, hos clothes soaking too.
>mfw he then proceeds to just pull a t-shirt and jacket on, over his sweating disgusting body.
Also, I have noticed and I would like some anecdotal back ups here: :In your gym, does the girls locker rooms always have a very faint shit smell? Most of the time anyway?
It's only the girls locker rooms and every time I walk past them. I theorize it's to do with them drinking wine and them eating all that weird veggie shit gym food.
>>36866467
Holy kek nice job anon
Im the guy who always posts about bullying refugees at my McFit, nice to see im not the only non-cuck in germany left
However my bullying has become harder and harder to do...
word has spread around the refugees so they all avoid me now and i cant trick them into making friends with me anymore
I got semi-caught, i drank from some refugees water and then proclaimed he stole it from me when some german dude sided with him, but he didnt seem to believe me at all
So for now, im only stealing their clips and take their dumbbells. They dont even complain anymore lol
But i need some better strategy to make them feel they are unwanted here
>>36867135
Frequent beatings usually do the trick. That's how we do it in the Eastern Bloc at least. You break enough limbs and they eventually learn their place. Thankfully most cops are supportive of this strategy.
>>36865816
that's probably because you or anyone around you on this earth won't feel comfortable with you anywhere until you kill yourself, faggot.
>>36867187
going to get you straight into jail in germany
no cop would ever look away at this
Scooby and Jeff did.
>>36864865
2 bros were eating banana in the locker room. They asked me if I wanted some bananas.
THEY DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO
>>36864865
i got fisted once by accident
>>36867296
>it was an accident i swear
>>36866467
Nice one
>>36864865
I'm a black guy in the US military stationed in italy working with the italian military. All italian men are dedicated, hardcore faggots, so at the on base gym, whenever I'm getting dressed, going to/coming from the shower, squatting, breathing, existing there - they all look straight at my ass or my dick. Nonstop.
You think I'm joking. I'm being very literal.
>>36867702
Yeah....... you need to post ass, son
>>36867702
As an italian man I can say, we sorry more about other males looks than females
Also, they probably stare at you to see if the voices about small American dicks are true
>>36865780
this cant be a /fit/ meetup where are all the femboys and traps?
>>36866539
mimimimimimimimi
muh feels
>>36864865
I got a (heterosexual) blowjob in the gym's private bathroom.
>get in the locker room
>completely naked 40 years old skinnyfat bald manlet, his whole body was hairy as a fucking ape
>First time I see him in the gym
>starts to tell me how a co-worker from his job likes him, and because he rejected her, now she is giving him trouble in work
>on his way out of the locker room tells me "you understand mate? Don't ever become sexy, or you'll get in trouble like me"
>mfw he didn't even said it as a joke, he was serious as hell
>mfw I'm 22 years old and one of the most shredded guys on the gym
>>36864865
Not the guy that took this pic but sadly I have actually seen an old man do this at my gym...
>>36866467
Positively semitic tactics, but sometimes you have to fight fire with fire
>last year
>snatching at unigym
>some dyel tries to snatch at the other platform
>falls over backwards
>pretends to play it cool and sits down
>does a few btn presses but the weight is too heavy
>eventually just drop the bar behind him
>gets up and looks around
>makes eye contact with me as I try not to laugh
>kid gets red and walks away quickly
>>36866824
I've heard girls compliment on how clean men's toilets are, so I guess they really just do all kinds of weird shit.
Men just pee on the edge of the toilet bowl sometimes and some are civilized enough to just wipe it off with toilet paper.
>>36866824
>he fell for the "girls aren't gross" meme
>Get in argument with staff
>Proceed to workout
>Done with workout, proceed to locker room
>Chug mutant mass for gains
>Weird sensation in stomach
>Vomit mutant mass in sink and shower
>Remember the shitty staff, I dont clean up
>Laugh a bit then rush out
Rich piana didn't mention this
>>36866251
You're still a bislut.
Not locker room experience, but gym experience
>first day of gym since dont know how many months
>start with the elliptical, and then rockin with the pecs and abs
>feelling dizzy, but didnt pay attention
>start to lose the control of my locomotor system, sit on one of the benches
>at this point I can barely hear from both ears, I just hear mumbling voices.
>Tell my friend to call one of the instructors
>two instructors come, both of them women
>One of them ask me if I need something, tell her "you better bring me that trash can"
>Started vomiting inside the trash can, one of the girl instructors looked me with disgust and fear
>felt better, lay on the floor, recovered my hearing, and after 5 minutes, I continued rockin the shoulders
>tried so hard not pouring spaghetti out of my pockets
I try to remember this as a joke, even became friends with the instructor that helped me
>>36866824
the women's locker room at my gym smells of nair all the time
>>36866069
l m a o
>>36866539
fuck off
>>36867135
>>36866467
nice.
>>36865816
kill yourself tranny fag
>>36867203
Sucks. Be discrete then I guess.
